Post the strongest one liners you've ever heard

>>74121597
Somebody once told the world is going to roll me

i love you jesus christ

>>74121597
I'm just tired and I don't love you anymore

>>74121597
Chickity China the Chinese chicken, have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking.

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>>74121618

>>74121636
And there's a restuarant we should check out where the other nightmare people go to eat, I mean nice people.

>>74121597
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>you remind me of why i hate myself

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> The only thing worse than bad memories is no memories at all.

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>>74121597
PANERA BREAAAAAAD

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Id drown all these crying babies, if i knew their mothers wouldnt cry.

>>74121597

>Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head

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>And when we're through with you... we'll get me one too

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>>74123252
>You are your mother's only son
>And you're a desperate one

>But I don't need your sympathy, I'm comfortable in misery

>>74121597
Now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole

hey, are you awake
yeah, I'm right here
well, can I ask you
about today
How close am i
To losing you

>>74121597
Happiness is a warm gun.

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>words come out like a sawed-off shotgun

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>rock 'til your dick falls off

>>74123358
>cumming in yoko makes me feel good
okay bro

>The sunshine bores the daylights out of me

>Just 'cause you feel it. Doesn't mean it's there

MY BABY GOT FED UP WITH MY EGO
WASN'T EVEN THINKIN WE WERE GOING WORLD WIDE
FIGURED IT WAS BETTER THAN THE SOUTHERN LIFE
toro y moi is my bf

>>74123364
>>74123845
I want radioplebs out!

If there's one thing you can't lose
Is >that feel

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>Sometimes I feel very sad

>When I'll stay shy, you stay shy, dear Alvin

>We wish we were dead!

>My bloooooooood flows harshly

>There was a guy...

>I MISS YOU

>And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make

>And she goes and now she knows she'll never be afraid

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>>74121597
To be honest I'd say that's one of the weakest one-liners in their entire discography. Isaac Brock's lyricism is prized for its cryptic style and wit coupled with genuinely depressing monologues that read like Ham on Rye turned poetry. Honestly that line seems to contradict a lot of what even then are the rare bitter tangents on relationships and assign his problems to such when it has been made pretty clear that Brock's issues have little to do with relationships.

Honestly I'd say the lines that come after it are brilliant "sometimes I'm angry that I feel so angry", a feeling that most can relate to yet seldom refer too, alongside the spiraling that comes with it. "When you stand in a circle, then you've all got a back to bite" which is very much true in our society, hence why this website is such a grand retreat, you can confide in others as much as you want but don't be surprised when they gossip or turn it on you later. There is no manner for which one can obtain assistance or comfort without others scoring points off of your back at a later day, there is no basis for which one can truly make friends when such are fleeting and subject to the chaotic motions of both society and time, even the best may gossip or slander others be it intentional or not and that's the saddening reality that said line confronts.

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>I'm not living, I'm just killing time

>>74123348

that's clearly not a one-liner

>this is... huh... wow

I'm sure there ain't a heaven, but that don't mean I don't like to picture you there.

>All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away

You were the northern lights in a southern town

>>74122348
And you can't blame your mother she's trying not to see you as her worst mistake

>>74121597
Big L lighting niggas like incense, too intense.

Balance barefoot on a needle heaven's just a jump away

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>>74121605

All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be

Honestly ine-liners taken out of context just arent that impressive. The backing pieces building up to them are the only things that give phrases real staying power.

>>74124373
what song is that?

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>The sky darkens, my life flashes,
>The plane that I was supposed to be on crashes
>And burns to ashes
>That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
>It's spring and Hailie's outside swinging,
>I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
>Tell her I miss her,
>Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
>Almost as if to say

unironically gives me goosebumps everytime

>>74121637
My nigga, that classic is just full of killer lines

>I've seen you smile but I never really heard you laugh

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GEEEEET THROOOUUUGGGHHH TOOODAAAAAYYYY

>>74124425
What sing is this? I wrote a line like this in middle school and got featured in an art showcase

>>74123312
kek

Mother, weep the years I am missing; all our time can't be given back.

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>What about foxgloves
>Is that a flower you liked?
>I can't remember
>You did most of my remembering for me
Hits me like a train every god damn time

>>74124471
The Smiths - You've got everything noe

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Oh you ought to spare your face the razor. Because no one’s gonna spare their time for you

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One day I am going to grow wings

These veins have turned to glaciers

>For there are brighter sides to life
>And I should know because I've seen them
>But not very often

>>74121597
I'm nothing but a stranger in this world

YOUR NAME IS _ _ _ _

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SYLVIA, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN

>>74121597
oh fuck dude that music video hits me really fuckin hard

modest mouse have loads of great one liners but to pick one aside from edit the sad parts
>changed my mind so much I can't even trust ii, my mind changed me so much I can't even trust myself

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>>74121597
Because tonight is just like any other night, that's why you're on your own tonight

>>74121597
Brain-dead from boredom I'm led to distraction scratching the surface of life.

IF YOU EVER NEED SELF ELEVATION JUST MEET ME IN THE ALLEY BY THE RAILWAY STATION

>>74123318
The only boy and 5 cousins...also my sisters father offed himself when she was one...Bowing out now is just not an option for me guys...I'll keep my strip club and coke habit as long as I can afford it.. Lost my goddamn phone tonight..fuck!

>When your helicopter came and tried to lift me up, I put its rope around my neck.

>Conceptual emptiness was cool to talk about back before I knew my way around these hospitals.

>I will not be part of her cocktail generation, partners waltz devoid of all romance.

>Same as it ever was.

>>74121597
Sorry can't think of one

>I want the one I can't have
>and it's driving me mad
>it's all over all over my faaaaaace

>>74122234
>Yeah.
>I must've been having a ball, yeah.

When they clean the street, I'll be the only shit that's left behind.

>>74124294
DELET VARG

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>And we know that our hearts are just made out of strings to be pulled,
>strings to be pulled

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>I know I would die if I could back new

>>74121597
god is a place you will wait
for the rest of your life

>>74121605
i read this smash-mouth style

So damn easy to cave in, man kills everything

>>74125122
john or cena

Children, I am blind

>come to think about it
>His name was
>it was you
>damn

damn

What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
Just not your kind.

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>The seasons change and leaves may fall
>But I'll be with you through them all

damn...