how do you hook up with girls at festivals?

look like that dude

dance like that dude

talk like that dude

pray like that dude

>>74104077
>>74104094

f2pbp

Disregard sluts... gain asthetics and gain asthetics dance skills

Depends on the festival you go to. You need to be a fit Chad at EDM festivals, you need to have a strong sense of style at hip hop festivals, you need to go hard but not too hard at rock festivals, you need to be fit and have a strong jawline and jeans at country festivals, you need to have a consistent aesthetic and nice eyes at indie festivals, you need to be black at hipster festivals, etc.

I hand out pamphlets with my topsters chart and dick picks in them

Why is this guy looks so sad?

>>74104118
He knows she doesn’t want him for his personality

>>74104118
probably because he's dead right now

>>74104111
nice trips, but that stuff you wrote -- wtf does it even mean?

>>74104118
sad story

>>74104118
He knows he is going to die.

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>>74104107
What about this shit show?

>>74104107
What about harsh noise wall?

>>74104077
>>74104094
>>74104118
>not knowing who 'that dude' is
Heathens. 4chan has truly lost its way.

>>74104201
Have a strong sense of style and be conventionally attractive or somewhat fit

Side note, on what fucking planet is Mac Miller headlining over Future?

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>>74104069
Just be yourself.

>>74104344
Why is aziz even relevant?

>>74104344
u think music nerds ever knew who zyzz was

>>74104249
I literally only see 40 year old men in suits at hnw shows. Europe is weird.

I don't look half as "good" as OP's pic, but I honestly wouldn't want to look like that fag even if someone would give me money for that

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>>74104118
because ugly sex doesnt satisfy

>>74104344
>i was only pretending

Fuck off retard.

>>74104069

How does he not have a rock solid boner talking to that aryan goddess in the pic?

>>74104174
are you new

>>74106049
she's a 7/10 at best......

>>74105960
Sour grapes

>>74106086
t. virgin

>>74106049
>still getting boners during the day

>>74106049
this is pretty sad

>>74106049
Mediocre face and ugly as fuck spray tan

>>74104069
>>>/adv/

>>74104069
literally looks like a shitty jrpg protag

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>>74105963
Holy shit.

look good
have a big dick
wear band t of somesort so it's easy to start convos both ways
profit

>>74104069
Talk to them you pussy, girls there want sex, go find it.

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>>74104201
>Kučka

>>74105997
What the dicking fuck are you talking about?

>>74106261
See
>>74104344

>>74105963
lol

>>74106049
>fat sunburnt bimbo with saggy breasts
>aryan goddess
lmfao

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>>74104191
fuck you anon I'm sad again

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>it has almost been 6 years since Zyzz was taken from us

we're all gonna make it brehs

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>>74107116

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>>74105963
based

>>74106116
but his face is ugly as fuck, body is achievable

>>74104069
she is *not* attractive
>>74106049
i think you're goofing

>>74104107
>imagine writing this, and thinking you're being clever but that theres some truth in it

I was just at camp bisco and this guy sucked me off for a gram or ket

>>74106131
>not getting the meme
>actually thinking shes attractive
0/2

>>74107134
:')

>>74104069
Put your penis inside them

>>74105963
Fuck is this really the guy in the OP? he is based as fuck.

>>74105963
>implying this isn't some fake account

>>74104069
by being a chad

Is that xavier renegade angel

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>only a couple people ITT know about zeez
I am disappoint, moo

>>74105963
fucking based Chad holy shit

>>74108249
>oh no, people don't know my very funny meme

>>74108381
>my
Zyzz is a 4chan legend, you fucking newfag philistine

>>74108395
do you idiots call a legend to everybody
he didnt do shit

>>74108415
hey pajeet

>>74108415
Faggot

>>74108415
>he hasn't taken the Zyzz pill

>>74108443
>>74108420
>>74108438
What life?
doing drugs while fucking underages girls? pathetic

>>74104069
You just approach em and say ''hi whats up, which band are you looking most forward to'' followed by ''really? no way, same here.''

>>74105934
These guys must be really fucking dead inside if the only thing that gives them a release from their corporate lifestyles is harsh noise.

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Don't listen to these betas. You gotta reach my physique to get laid, especially at music festivals.

>>74108450
>being this much of a sad cunt
Damn right brah

>>74108492
Go home ice

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i always get tons of girls at festivals and concerts but that's because i work there and have nothing but opportunities to talk to them.

if you're attending by yourself it's not going to be easy, even if you are good looking, and that's because people usually stick with their friends and move around a lot.

obviously as people get more intoxicated and it gets closer to the end it's easier. it's not that difficult to get numbers. it's actually very easy, once you internalize that all you need to do is just ask, but getting a response is never guaranteed.

if you're looking to meet and go home with a girl the same night you met her and don't have friends with you, good luck.

Step 1. Be attractive
Step 2. Don't be not attractive.

>>74104069
Just start talking to them. Ask them questions and don't JUST agree with them all the time but be polite. Being funny helps too.

>>74108395
>4chan legend
>oh my god lets all post this bodybuilder so random

old 4chan was shit

>>74109553
>reddit comment section
you need to go back

>>74110592
zyzz wasn't even old 4chan

>>74110592
It was certainly better than the lebbit-infested shitfest it is now.