Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 29
Nights since last BNM: 7
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
No rapes today?
Good to see mods don't care about all the /pol/ posters on here lately
why the fuck does p4k keep shilling lana dey ray
>>74030575
5.5/7.1/7.5
You'd think she could offered the BNM package
>>74030575
>>74030677
Jews STILL think they're slick.
baka
And no one gives a fuck about your psyop '''ratings''''.
daily reminder p4k shill is still on summer gay-cay and won't be back until fall semester at uicu starts again.
we have a sign-up sheet on google docs for ppl who want to make the op every night. serious ppl only though. don't be like the little bitch who missed last night.
what word is baka?
>>74030740
No one gives a fuck. This isn't the indoctrination liberal arts college you almost certainly graduated from. irl you're not in any way funny or clever.
>>74030821
does that mean i'm funny and clever on-line only?
>>74030740
It's UIUC
Also I never left. Tired after work and P4KFest so I fell asleep at 8
>>74030833
>>74030901
How are you not ashamed of yourself?
cuck
senpai
desu
>>74030996
tbqh familia it cucks that i don't know what word baka is