Favorite album? Last time you kissed a girl?

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i've never kissed a girl

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yesterday

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Valentine's Day was the last time I kissed a girl.

feels bad

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I've also never kissed a girl.

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4 months ago

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>implying

Don't feel like finding the image but it's Souvlaki, and three months ago

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April, the girl was drunk

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about a week ago

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Yesterday

>>74022072
i kissed my grandma on the cheek as goodbye

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november 2015 although it was a really shitty kiss so i'd say it doesn't count

so never

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November.

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may

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two years ago

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2015

Women are evil

some of you are trannies right? can i kiss you to take that off my bucket list

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3 months ago, 2 days before the same girl left me for another guy

>>74022072
Don't have one
Never have

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3 weeks ago

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a week and a half ago :)

>>74022295
do you actually like that album? its horrible...

>>74022072
How dumb do you have to be to actually have a single favourite album?

>>74022072
Probably Glow pt2 is my fav.

Its been two months for me.

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Last Saturday

Last time it meant anything - November

>>74022459
Real ones pick favorites.

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About 2 years ago

>>74022529
been enjoying this one so much

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2 months ago.

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'bout a year and a half

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December

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11 years ago

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Never, but I'm not into girls :^)

>>74022192
>>74022317
>>74022708
Patrician

>>74022765
>Fag
>Xiu Xiu
Who would've thunk it

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september

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kissing a girl while I post this

>>74022782
not sure which is cooler, being gay or liking Xiu Xiu

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>Gril
December
>Guy
March

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about a week ago
distance is a pain

>>74022631
It's timeless for me. No matter how much my tastes in music change or evolve, Siamese Dream is never not incredible.

>>74022094
This one

And it was five years ago

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>>74022072
its been 8 months

>>74022819
Are you a man or a woman?

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>>74022072
Little cousin stole my first kiss about four years ago

>>74022072
Dang it looks we are mostly in the same situation.
Fucking sucks. Can't wait for summer to be over so I can talk to girls again.

>>74022169
this is also my favorite album

last time I kissed a girl was like 3 months ago when I lost my virginity

should have kept it, she was gross

>>74022874
Yes right... summer to be over... so we can go back to high school... I'm not 20 lmao that'd be sad!

>>74022888
What she a fatty. How old did you lose it at? Nice trips btw.

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a month ago

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this morning

im bout to break up with her though so then it's back to the dry spell

>>74022905
not the person you responded to, but to be fair, i'm 19 and waiting for summer to be over so i can go back to uni. currently stuck at home. rip

>>74022905
Its sad bro. I'm a college student and I am 20. I have no life at home.

>>74022911
she was kind of chunky yeah, I'm 20

thanks for checking my digits friend

>>74022936
pfft that's nothing
i'm 25 and it doesn't get better

>>74022852
man, put your dick away friendo

>>74022942
Always :) I lost my virginity at 20 aswell. She was a qt ginger girl from Southie. She was crazy burned her with a cig.

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>>74022072
Its been 5 months and I'll never see her again :(

>>74022936
I don't even like school but I want to go back too so I can get fucked up during the day without anybody caring

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last sunday

>>74022917
fucking sick taste
no wonder it hasn't been that long, you stud

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>>74022072
10 years ago

>>74022964
tfw no qt nutjob redhead gf

>>74022967
Dude why waste your parents/your money. I would use your time productively.

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June

>>74022973
>People who listen to AnCo manage to kiss girls
What the fuck

>>74022992
I only had sex with her once. She wanted my # but never gave it to her. She gives me bad looks when I'm on campus.

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>

>>74023003
No I get my work done, I'm not a burnout

>>74023020
why not senpai? don't you want to get your dick sucked in public for a few weeks until she tries to ruin your life?

>>74022958
No. I just wanted to know your orientation friendo. My dick is out but its soft as butter.

>>74023056
not him but you want to stick your dick in crazy as minimally as possible

>>74022965
damn blondeanon, i feel bad for you. wanna talk about it?

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Just over 3 months ago

>>74023081
Yeah she is an alcoholic. But now I think about. Sex on the daily would have been good. Like she was saying that she was gonna teach me about sex.

>>74023081
You have experience with crazy anon?

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>>74022072

>Girl
Two months ago

>Guy
Yesterday

>>74023016
I would say listening to AnCo puts you at higher chances for not being a social august.

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I'm a boy kisser, about a month ago

>>74023144
>she was saying that she was gonna teach me about sex.

you fucked up son, where did you meet this crazy qt

>>74023162
All girls are crazy desu.

>>74023144
lol do you go to UT and was her name Gaby? crazy alcoholic redhead that's very experienced and likes rough sex

>>74023184
>tfw over 800 AnCo scrobbles
>Still no qt gf

>>74023187
I'd kiss you, this album is my shit

>>74023162
way too much

Bathory- Blood Fire Death
last month

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two months ago

>>74023200
Lol ive posted this before. I was drunk riding the bus in uni at like 2am. I went out to get a falafel. She asked me If I wanted to party with her. She was drunk but not too fucked up. Her guy friend did try to dissuade her. So maybe I acted in the wrong.

>>74023099
First gf ever, was friends with and had a crush on her for 4 years before we started dating. Everything was great the first few months but she let drugs take over her, no matter what I did it was always them over everything else. She broke up with me because her, her mom and her therapist figured it be best to get her shit together and not deal with a relationship at the same time. (drugs, mental health, school) She just got out of rehab and she'll be living with her aunt with the time being. Haven't talked to her in 4 months

>>74023210
Na na. Her name was Miranda. I'll be suprised if someone figures out what college I go to.

>>74023265
:(

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last week

>>74023258
Shit I gotta start riding the bus more often

>>74023265
That blows anon. What drugs was she taking? If I may be so bold.

>>74023283
you said southie, are you in boston?

>>74022976
fucc off andy

>>74023295
I mean. You will have to take my work for it. But I'm a good looking dude. I just don't have a social life. So I imagine I can use my looks to have unfulfilling casual sex in the future.

>>74023313
Nah she was from southie. But it happened in a college far away from there.

>>74023309
At first it was just weed but it was all day every day and on her mind all the time. Then she tried coke which really worried me because her family has a history of addiction. She kept doing it behind my back, took shrooms twice but had a bad trip and then started taking acid. Before she went off to rehab our mutual friend said she wanted to take xanax really bad. Glad her parents sent her off before it got any worse

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1 album? the fuck board do you think this is

fine I'll play you queer. 1 month ago, day I said goodbye to my ex for the forseeable future.

>>74023358
ah, yeah I don't have either of those so nevermind that

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Before I broke up with my girlfriend a year ago

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Yesterday

>>74023415
That's not so bad desu.

Teen Dream or Long Season

~2 weeks ago (she dumped me shortly after...)

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Four years ago.

>>74023415
what's the big deal with xanax? I tried it a couple of times and every time I didn't feel any different for an hour and then fucking teleported 6 hours into the future

>>74022964
southie? south boston or what

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like, january 2014.

jesus christ

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never

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couple of weeks ago

first time I made out with a rando at a party
it was alright

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Last august
God fucking dammit im so lonely

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>>74022072
fingered a girl two nights ago

>>74023457
I guess not but she really wasn't doing well on a count previous mental issues (self loathing, being molested multiple times as a child, drug addict father)

All in all I guess this was probably for the better but it just hurts to know things could have been different.

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>be 16
>after school
>waiting for the bus
>see a girl I used to talk to freshman year on her phone
>say hi
>she smiles huge
>hugs me
>something's wrong with her car
>bus is running late
>but she's been well
>bus is running really late
>take our time catching up
>short bus pulls up
>our bus broke down and this is the last one left
>joke that we're being taken to a mental ward
>she laughs
>sit down together
>the seats have these big seat belts for both people in the bench
>"we need to strap in!"
>reaches across me
>her hair brushes the side of my face
>clicks our seatbelt ends together
>fastens it tight, bringing us close
safety first, amirite?
>she smiles
>looks up at me with big eyes
>evening light catches her glasses
I don't know why I didn't kiss her.
We were never particularly close, but there were all these instances throughout high school that we would see each other, catch up, and then not talk for several months.
There were a lot of signals I didn't act on, but her gaze is frozen in my mind's eye and it kills me.

>>74023559
sorry anon :(

>>74023524
>tfw can't even make out with random bitches at parties because turbo food allergies will literally kill you

thanks for the shit genes mom and dad

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I kiss dudes and last time was yesterday

>>74023548
underage for sure

>>74023611
yeah, the only reason I did it was because she came onto me

and she seemed somewhat attractive after all the booze

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>>74023626
>being this jelly

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Three days ago

>>74023648
wasn't saying there's anything wrong with that, I wish I could not give a fuck and do all that shit

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7 months ago

>>74023553
Sorry anon, I hope things go better for you in the future.

>>74023666
not really but I'll check those for you ;)

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Lol what's that

>>74023666
deviltrips confirm

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4 and a half to 5 years.

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Never, I'm a loser
Also, there's a lot of gay/bi people here. Are you all falseflagging or is /mu/ really just that homosex

>>74023682
This is your favorite album of all time?

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Last week.
Last time it meant anything, almost exactly 12 months ago.

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This morning before I left for work.

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>>74023736
dude i saw a guy here the other day who put that new Weeknd album as his favorite of all time.
Like I think the Weeknd is alright but damn homie let that shit settle for a little bit

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I haven't kissed a girl in 2 years. But I have kissed dudes. A day ago was the last time

>>74023736
I listened to alot of good albums, I particularly like this one right now, I have it on vinyl and cassette and play it often

>>74023559
Let this be a lesson. Be bold. You regret the things you don't do much more than the things you do. Severity aside, the missed opportunities will keep you up at night endlessly. Whereas a possibly awkward kiss would be forgotten eventually.

>>74022072
69 days ago.

I like Weird Als shit.

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Bout two weeks ago. Had a year long dry spell then three girls in my bed within the span of a month, casual bar or tinder pickups. I expect no sympathy here but I haven't actually cared about a girl in more than 5 years. I don't think I'm able to anymore desu, maybe I'm broken.

>>74023694
thx anon

>>74023750
Are you straight up like pushin 50 and married? Nice

>>74023852
you're probably just afraid of commitment

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I only kissed a girl when I was 12. I also fucked her. It was at a drive-in. I have not had any sexual contact with a girl since. That'll change soon since I've lived in a very rural area for so long but am going to college soon in Los Angeles.

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Never

>>74022796
this album. two years ago

>>74023750
Good for you anon.

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Never

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>>74022072
7 Years Ago (Contemplating Suicide tbhh)

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3 weeks ago ?

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>>74023534
>>74023941
Yesterday

What is wrong with you all? Not trying to be disparaging. Just curious is all, i'm 18 and i've fucked 10 chicks and a few traps, and i have god's taste in music

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about an hour ago

>>74022072
The last girl I kissed has a bf now. I was hoping to date her. But we met at the end of the semester. But this shit sucks.

pet sounds
never

>>74024242

>i'm 18 and i've fucked 10 chicks and a few traps

And maybe when you're older you'll realize that putting your penis in anything with a heartbeat doesn't make you a special snowflake

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Today

who knew we had so many normies on this board?

>>74024242
Lemon of Pink guy here
I mean I'm a homo so the chance anyone I'm interested in would reciprocate is pretty slim to begin with, but on top of that I'm not outgoing enough to want to approach other people romantically, so I just kind of let it be. I think three or so straight girls have asked me out or offered at some point, though.

>>74024388
/mu/'s been like this for a long time now

>>74024388
I thought this was common knowledge. Most people here are underage normies man

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>>74022072
>

my favorite album is Stankonia by Outkast

A hooker let me make out with her last month because she told me I was really cute.

>>74024242
>i have god's taste in music
modest too

>>74024242
i'm mentally ill and find sex repulsive

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>>74022094
>>74022172
>>74022172
>>74022192
>>74022856
>>74023493
>>74023559
>>74023701
>>74023727
>>74023941
>>74024195
>>74024347

How does this happen?

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>>74022072
i haven't

>>74024242
>and a few traps

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Something like 2 weeks ago

>>74024446
16 year olds that don't go out often

>>74024446
by being unattractive

>>74024446
can't speak for others, but I'm ugly as sin and have 0 personality

>>74024378
I've already realized that. Sexual gratification is enjoyable momentarily but it's lifelong relationships that are the most prudent to go after. It doesn't help that everything is hypersexualized either, but i hear you. I'm not a snowflake either

>>74024572

fair response
you realized it 3 years before I ever did, so good on you

>>74024446
I haven't had any actual friends for as long as I can remember so I don't meet any girls either

>>74024242
MTI guy here

I dated a girl for 5 years and we broke up last august. I'm shit at meeting new people so I hardly get any girls. Usually girls like me when they get to know me but I'm too afraid of being humiliated so I shut myself away.

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>2 weeks ago

>>74024572
Not that anon but I agree with this. I'd become very aloof and nihilistic in the last year but I've come full circle recently. Really looking forward to dating again and finding someone to start a family with. I'm Korean so my parents are happy about that.

>>74022072
Right now the new trapped under ice is really good and two seconds ago

>>74024446
i have trouble talking to girls and a toxic personality

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uh today

>>74024607
Understandable. I envy your being with a partner for so long too, i've been in a few year relationships. How old are you mate?

>>74024242
How do you fuck 10 chicks by the time you're eighteen ?

Do they just jump at you or something

>>74024709
I'm 22, we started dating when I was 16.

Truthfully I could have had sex with some fatties by this point but obviously haven't. And I probably will have sex with a few girls I've been working on for a little while when the next semester starts again

but christ it's been a long year with no intimate contact

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5 days ago

>>74022723
this but never

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Yesterday. 2nd time in my life. First time I actually earned it though (first was a summer camp thing).
I feel really happy for once in my life.

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>>74024817

congrats bb

>>74024817
that happiness will subside. you need to find a real partner for a lifetime of love.

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Week and a half ago

She has fairly bad anxiety about being coupley in public (inb4 she's ashamed to be with you) so it's only ever when we have time along

>>74024817
Good for you dude

>>74024878
lol wut does this mean

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>>74024446
Accidental incest anon here, shy and ridiculously high standards. I'm cute though, everyone who finds out I'm a KV (because i dont tell them about my cousin) is surprised.

>>74024446
when I first started liking girls I was homeschooled and spent all my time on 4chan

I had opportunities since then but have only seen them in hindsight - a lot of self-esteem issues led to me thinking these girls would never be into me

working on it now but I haven't really worked up the courage to tell any girls that I'm interested/am not in many situations where you can just make out at a party or whatever

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>>74024817
nice, proud of you

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two weeks, that was the last time I was with my gf who is now my long distance gf because I moved. She's coming out to visit soon though.

Anyone else done long distance? can it work out or are we doomed

>>74024919
exactly what it says

>>74025017
but how do you know whether or not I'm with a "real partner" lmao

>>74025005
how long is the distance

>>74025035
dude had one relationship that died because he was a terrible boyfriend and now he hates women

i wish i had somebody to love

>>74022815
it's the same thing. just like how dying your hair and liking hospice is

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Genuinely had to think about this for a minute. Pretty sure it was about 2 and a half years ago

>>74025005
I did long distance with my last girlfriend for a little over a month and it worked fine, but the relationship fell apart soon after we were back to seeing each other regularly. Granted that's not a long time but it did seem to work well while it lasted

>>74025090
hahaha that's what I was thinking
like what I'm seeing with relationships is they fail either because
1. the link wasn't that strong
2. one of the people is autistic/psychopathic
3. one of them is just very shallow

>>74025051
a 14 hour drive

>>74022443
It's CTE's best album no doubt but like 4 tracks aren't listenable

>>74025005
My only two relationships were long distance. One cheated on me, the other fell off the face of the planet. It doesn't work.

>>74025005
here's my brother's example:
>relationship for a year
>he heads to Naval Academy
>I think 6 months later they break up
>another 6 months later they're back together
>3 years later they're married
If you've got a connection you'll be fine.

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roundabout five years

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>>74024446
None of our grandfathers were this way. And yet here we are.

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Never ever.

>>74025005
My friend's long distance relationship ended but only because he was too jealous

If you're both chill people and you both really care then you'll be fine

>>74022796
this album
new years eve

>>74022708
really? out of all their works you chose exai?

>>74025035
it's not. trust me.

>>74025090
lol, you okay buddy? your reading comprehension is awful.

>>74025122
you said you were kissed for the second time since summer camp? how old are you lol?

>>74025416
>it's not. trust me.
No haha you have to explain why I don't have a "real partner" right now

>>74025416

This is almost good enough a passage to fit into the Bible, Ulysses, or even Infinite Jest. >>74025090

>>74025437
you're too young

>>74025463
edgy

>>74025520
How young am I huh?

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2 Years ago

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>>74025520
i coomed inside your mum right as they detonated tower 7 kid

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Never

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2 weeks ago
>with bf

>>74025545
not older than 23

>>74025598
narly bro

>>74025633
So what it's impossible for someone in the early 20's to find a good match?

yeah I have to agree with the others, you're just bitter.

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Probably pic related. This morning when I left for work.

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i don't even remember i think it's been over a year now

the last time a girl tried to hit on me i practically ran away

think that speaks enough about the type of person i am

>>74025715
good fuckin choice

>>74025849
Seeing them live in Berkeley in a few months. I've waited almost a decade to see them.

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>>74022072
October 2012

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>>74022072
7/13/17
No drama. I just left for summer vacay. Will see her again in a month or so

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Can't remember

>>74025654
I'll say again, your reading comprehension is shit. Where did I say anything of the sort?

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never

Yuck - s/t

Something like 3 years
>tfw no qt gf

>>74024446
Suffer from crippling social anxiety and the girls who I've almost been with i get cold feet and stop talking to them because i feel they're too good for me

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January, the day before we broke up.

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In the last 14 years theres only been one girl I've kissed

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month ago

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2015

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Some hours ago

>>74024228
dont do it anon

>>74024446
I don't know. Or rather I don't know how to formulate it.

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>>74024242

>>74023214
> 800

what are you baby?

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I haven't.

>>74024446
I have autism and the only two girls that have considered dating me are dating other members of my band; I'm the bassist/occasional pianist - kinda easy to be replaced.

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last saturday

last time it meant something probably month

>>74022443

It's easy to understand why you'd think that but the majority of people like it.

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An hour ago.

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This morning before I left to go into to the office

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>>74026944

>>74022936
Do college radio! For real I went in one time when I was senior right before graduating and was flooded with regret for not doing it the whole time I was there. My only regret of college is not doing that. You gotta get out there and do shit, stop worrying about the Chad fucks and be different chief

>>74024446
grew up in rural midwest america, any girl at a small town school gets swiped up by a chad easily

>>74025005
long distance works if the two of you have a solid concrete plan to get back with each other.
it has to be like "when you/I graduate, we'll both be in this location" or something tangible like that.
you can't just be like "let's do LDR and get back sometime"

>>74027216
I'm not sure if you're checking my dubs or making fun of me, but honestly I'm satisfied with either.

>>74027261
you in a city yet? get to a city

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>tfw this thread made me realize that it's been 3 years this month since i last kissed a girl

ITAOTS

2 weeks ago i kissed a boy because im gay

>>74027387
I'm not gay but my boyfriend is

>>74027387
And that's okay

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never have, i'm gay.

haven't kissed a guy before either.

i'm fine just being single and addicted to heroin :)

Is it weird that I'm straight as fuck but want to fuck and make out with a trap

>>74027461
Well, sort of. If you're straight it's because you're looking at him and focusing on his feminine parts, your mind is essentially making you think of him as a woman. If you're interested in masculine parts, such as his penis, then that's pretty gay.

>>74027610
Nah, just just fuck it's rear end and shit.

Maybe it's a power trip thing.

Anyone else feel this way

>>74027461
make out seems weird to me, i get it overall though. maybe it has something to do with the novelty factor if you grew up with porn like most of our generation has or maybe it's the taboo element or maybe it's the jews or maybe spectrum sexuality is a legitimate hypothesis and lots of people are mildly bi

>>74027780
It might be all of that desu

It has to be one of those really feminine traps though.

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a year and four days

>>74022072
Black Flag - Damaged

May

>>74027418
get help anon

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13 years ago.
I kissed this girl at school when I was 7, and still haven't again.

>>74027808
yeah, any serious hint of manliness and you're in that uncanny tranny territory

>>74028072
well i guess besides the penis, you know writing this out is kind of killing it for me

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About 3 weeks ago.

>>74027354
this. the only thing that kept me kissless for six years was my location. fuck rural Montana. Moving to Portland changed my life entirely. Moving to city will change everything for you unless it is your personality/behavior that was keeping your back in the first place. In that case, try to change or get fucked and accept it.

>>74027261
You are my nigga.
>>74027354
Cities are for liberal faggots.

>>74028181
Imagine being this much of an assblasted conservacuck

Lemme guess. College is a liberal scam too?

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never, lol

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>>74022072

A few months ago

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just now

Holy shit. I'm gay but I've already kissed a girl. And that was like 3 months ago.

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few months ago

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March 27th

>>74024258
Listened to Skeletal Lamping last time I got laid/kissed a girl

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2013
God damn my life sucks

>>74028433
march 28th here

>>74028524
>has kissed a girl
Your life doesn't suck you fucking bitchass

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June 19th

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this morning

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December 2009.

>>74026018
my nigga. Like Venus the most

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>being into grils

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>>74022072
Last Saturday

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>>74028692
Holland 1945

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>>74024446
FUCK YOU NORMIE

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>>74022072

yesterday

i cant believe i share my beloved board with people who kiss girls on a regular basis

>>74029351
hardly a regular basis, but I can't imagine what kind of social autism one must have to not even trip into kissing some chick at least once in your life

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>>74022072
January

>>74029362
>I can't imagine what kind of social autism one must have to not even trip into kissing some chick at least once in your life
It's like I'm not even on 4chan anymore

>>74022329
No ;)

>>74022459
>not consecutively posting your top 10, and coming up with different answers to OP for each one

>>74022072
ill go with october rust by type o negative
last time i kissed a girl was 8 years ago, i was supposed to hang out with this girl who has a boyfriend but doesnt give a fuck tonight, but she cancelled on me with a bullshit excuse so now im drinking alone and posting on 4chan. lmao what a fag

>>74024446
With literally one exception, I haven't spoken with a girl outside of work in almost two years. I do stuff outside and have friends I regularly hang out with, I just don't socialize with girls and really don't care that much.

>>74022242
Disco 2000 gives me too many feels.

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>>74022291
>>74022723
>>74022856
>>74022952
>>74022967
>>74023493
>>74023701
>>74023727
>>74024242
>>74024347
>>74024440
>>74025963
>>74027418
>>74028038

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>>74027418
>addicted to heroin
good luck man

>>74023016
anco is the most normie mucore band, what did you expect
source: i am a normie and love anco. i highly recommend banging to my girls

>>74029769
Someone else did the big string of replies already.

You're late to the party.

>>74022973
my man. best anco songs to fuck to?
in my opinion, my girls.

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I don't know.

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Last Monday

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>>74024380
Truly patrish

>>74024242
>>74022856
>>74022723
Made me laugh

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November. Thanks trump

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straight girl, so never, but boy yesterday

>>74030068
kiss me

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>girl
Never
>male
I kiss a picture of piero scaruffi that hangs on my bedroom wall daily

>>74030034
Begone THOT

>>74027323
Hey dude, I have mild autism and have had a qt gf before, it's not impossible

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The end of May

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>>74022072
never

>>74031096
this album but many times. most recently last week

>>74026280
duuuuuude

>>74031576
i got the reference dw. i should've clarified.

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nearly two years ago

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Ten years ago

>>74024923
no how does your cousin kiss you
set the scene and be explicit with details dummy