ITT: we write a SoundCloud rap song

Donald Trump saying china, looped in the background for the entire song

>>74000651
Ayy

I HAVE A SMALL DICK

>AYYY

Get da pussy tonight

XANAX IN HER CLIT, AYE
POP IT LIKE A ZIT, AYE

FEAR WILL BE BOUNTIFUL DEATH WILL BE PLENTIFUL I WILL SPARE NONE OF YOU GAYBOS

fuck a bitch
in the arse
slay that whore
with my fork
slash her
kill her
beat her till she's dead
throw her in the fence
to erase suspense
then fuck her dust
call me mr. gusty

this bitch so smoking she makes my dick hadouken

i hate my parents

longdick her like mmhhhhhh

BITCH I'M WITH THE SHITS (GANG)
PUSSY NIGGA SUCK THIS DICK (TRICK)
GETTIN LIT OFF ACTAVIS (PURP)
BUSTIN SHOTS I NEVER MISS (pew pew pew)

Fuck, fuck bitches
Fuck, fuck bitches
Fuck, fuck bitches
In every hole

Fuck, fuck bitches
Fuck, fuck bitches
Fuck, fuck bitches
I fuck every ho

I FUCKED A TRAP IN THE TRAP
AROUND THESE RAPPERS I RUN LAPS
YOUR BITCH ON MY LAP
LATER ON I MIGHT FUCKING TAP A TRAP AGAIN
(ESKETIIIIIT)

>>74000929
simple and sweet, very good

>>74000720
>XANAX IN HER CLIT, AYE
Kek

blood gang for life yeah im thuggin in dis bih
half a perky half a xanny yeah im thuggin in dis bih
now i'm dressin like a woman yeah im thuggin in dis bih
got me smokin penises yeah im thuggin in dis bih

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>>74000971
>>74000970
>>74000959
>>74000755
>>74000720
All these good af

>>74000651
im depressed
i like anime and trannies
kill me now

>>74001005
>Smoking penises
Didn't fucking young thug tweet that once?

SLIPPING IN HER FRONT LIKE SAUSAGE THROUGH RYE

DROWNING IN MONEY DAMN I'M HELLA HIGH

PIGS TRYNA CATCH ME BUT I'M TOO SLICK

ONLY THING THEY EVER TAGGED ME WITH IS A HICK

whole verse:

bitch i post up in the 9
bitch i post up in the 6
nigga i fuck on your hoe
nigga i fuck on your bitch
i got my cum on her lips
i pull right up then i dip
i do my dance on that bih
bih, i just fuck on that bih
all my jeans they bal-man
shoot a three like rodman
leave you dead, big bossman
shredded wheat with frosting
for all my niggas locked up
i see you
lets get it
rip deebo man, deebo world man

got a sig and a glock in my goyard
kill a pig fuck the cops they aint go hard
pour the tech and the wock now i know god
bustin shells at the opp like a go kart

Hear I come, tougher than knuckles
the best of them, rougher than knuckles
you can call me knuckles, cause like knuckles I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my knuckles

mom didn't buy me a nintendo switch
so I killed her ay fuck that bitch

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BITCH DIS DAT BLOOD SHIT (WAT?)
ONLY SIPPIN WOC NO FUCKING ACTIVIS (BRR)
FLEXIN ON A THOT (ayy)
THEN I BEAT THAT PUSSY UP (*sample generic punch*)
SHE STARTS TO SCREAM (*SCREAM SAMPLE*)
BITCH I JUS WANNA CREAM (ooooh)
MY GANG PULLIN GUNS ON YA DAUGHTERS
I FUCKING OULL DOWN YA MOMMAS KNOCKERS (WAT OHH)
PIC REL: USE DIS AS ALBUM COVER

>>74001128
this actually made me laugh out loud, good one.

who the fuck is going to rap this

>>74001128
lmao good shit

incense over incest
i kiss my good weed goodbye
your bitch shits her fishnets
as our pupils collide

>>74001121
this is really good

>>74001128
SKRTTT SKRRTTTT ESKEDDIT ayy

>>74001172
You're supposed to write bad lyrics.

AY FUCK A BITCH GIVE HER HALCION YUH
FUCK IN THE STREETS WITH NO WRAPPER ON YUH
FUCK HER IN HALF MAKE THE PUSSY FALL OFF
I'M GETTING MONEY LIKE I AM RICK ROSS
AY I'LL KILL YOUR BITCH LIKE I KILLED MY DAD
XANS IN THE PURP MY LIFE FOREVER SAD
YUH TRIPPIN OFF SHIT CUZ I'M HYPER TRILL
POUR SOME MORE CODE IN THE CUP SO I CANNOT FEEL (SKRRT)

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>>74000651
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!
*beat cuts out for the whole verse*
*(hype man lyrics are barely understandable whispered mumbles in the right ear)*

black angle of death flap your fuckin wings (yes it's "angle," nigga)
I said, black angle of death flap your fuckin wings
fly over peasants and reap what they've sown
black angle of death I'm a fuckin king (fuckin king)

fuck god, your religion is fuckin wack
pastor fucked me as he smoked some crack (that sucks)
where the fuck were you then, at the time I was pissed
then finally realized you don't fuckin exist (blaspheme)
but the devil exist and the devil is me
angle of death, only force that there be
to reap what the peasants have sown
rip the flesh from the bone
to feed the fires of death and disease (reap you niggas)

my nine is my cutlass, the glock is my scythe
you peasants all die by the end of tonight
when this verse hits your ears feel the fear and the fright
black angle of death, to the skies he take flight
(bring the beat back peasant)

>>74001218
i give up, you stole it

when I go ballistic
I become autistic

>>74001218
The song should end here

FUCK NIGGA, KILL A FUCK NIGGA
FUCK NIGGA, KILL A FUCK NIGGA
GO FIGGA, NIGGA GO FIGGA
GO FIGGA, YOU A FUCK NIGGA
DUCK NIGGA, BETTA DUCK NIGGA
RUN NIGGA, BETTA RUN NIGGA
DUCK NIGGA, DODGE THIS GUN NIGGA
FUCK NIGGA, YOU A FUCK NIGGA

rap music is so shit
all dese lyrics be the shit

>>74001024
yes, that was indeed what he was referencing
>when even shitty ironic soundcloud rapper bars go over your head

I'm here to blast, call me Jimmy Neutron
Take ya bitch out to eat, gotta use the coupon
I order your bitch online, delivered from grubhub
she's gonna see my massive cock, buy the tickets on stubhub

>>74000651
This is good stuff, /mu/'s debut bad trap album when? If I find the time I'd love to make some shitty beats and run a couple threads similar to this one.

HIGGLEDY BIGGLEDY
HIGGLEDY BIGGLEDY BOO
NIGGA

>>74001289
great idea, i can try to make some beats on garageband

>>74001289
OP here, I'd be down to produce and mastermind this project.

fuckin yo bitch like my name david banner
slob on my knob like that bitch aint got manners

>>74001313
you're not getting the true soundcloud experience unless you use a cracked fl studio 11, anon

>>74001313
If you want an accomplice, shoot an email to this throwaway [email protected]

>>74001363
lazers, tazers, high up im a crazer
that little two year old gives me head, call ya boi eraser

Young Thug going "SKRRRRRRRR" sampled

OP here, lyrics have been put together. recording now.

SQUAAAAAAAAAD

>>74001128
mom got home from work (work)
mom ain't buy that wii (wii)
cut her face up real nasty - made her suck my pee pee

>>74000651
ENGLAND IS MY CITY

song has been recorded, mixing now

>>74002060
WAITING

song will be up shortly along with lyrics, gimme 10 minutes

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What do we name this song?

>>74002316
"Make U Think (feat. Black Angle of Death)"

>>74002316
AYE YUH ITS LIT VRO!

>>74002316
Penis Pumpp

>>74000651
THE SONG IS NOW UP!
https://youtu.be/FrWDHK7xNJc

lyrics: https://genius.com/Mu-aye-yuh-its-lit-vro-mu-writes-a-soundcloud-rap-song-lyrics

>>74002316
Look at Meme (XXXTentacion diss track)

>>74002346
also acceptable

>>74002316
Marvin Darwin

>>74002558
fuck yeah dude, that was actually good.

Could we make another one soon, maybe someone else could do the rappin? Could I like play some glissandos with my trombone for the background?

>>74002558
Your mic a shit.

>>74002702
surely that's a good thing, it plays into the aesthetic

>>74002702
Really captures the SoundCloud rapper ethos

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>>74002558
This is VIP quality, I'll give it a solid 9/10.

>>74002702
It fits into the overall feel pretty well

Drugs big booty
>chirp noise
stash purple Ferrari
>grunt
see the ass clap

>>74002558
9.8/10 bnt

>>74002727
pretty sure this is a rick ross song

>>74002558
lmao my sides

great job my man

She got a big booty
so I call her big booty

Next track when?

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>>74002558
fuego

>>74001218
I could see XXXTentacion writing this

>>74000651
shut the fuck up

Satan's in the scriptures.
Prepare for the rapture

i'm 5'3, pure nigga power
i fuck bitches till the wee wee hour
mama never prayed for me
never cared for me
i take this lemon, cut ur face
squeeze it in ur face, family

Mmm shit nigga bitch make my dick bigga
when i pull the trigger, I'm labeled a nigger
bang bang young white boy shot fucking dead
news don't report it sleep safely in my bed

Fuck your decision, need no transition.
I am a girl with a pee pee
Im on two levels, gender disheveled,
I love it when he cums in me.
See,
I follow you home.
Breaking and entering I want to bone
whip out your dick, hard as a rock
Cock slobbin skills I've got to hone.
Im a murderer of women, a rapist of men
Count all your blessings, and divide it by ten
Sexy in leggings, cuck but no hen

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IM GONNA FUCK ON YOUR BITCH (AYE)
IM GONNA FUCK ON YOUR HO (AYE)
SOON AS YOU WALK OUT THAT DOE (AYE)
SHE TEXT ME SAYIN COME OV (AYE)

AY
ROCK HARD
PARTY IN DA HOUSE
COCK SHART
LEFT A STAIN ON MY BLOUSE
POP ART
TINY CLIT, RUSSIAN MOUSE
AY
AY
AY
I FUCK UP MY MOMMA
YELLA RUNUPGETDUNUP
XXL
IM SUCHA FUCKUP
HEAVEN NO HELL
FOR THOSE WHO WEAR PUSHUPS
TINY TITTIES FLICK MY WIRST
SOSAUGE DRAGGIN, KEVIN HURTS

I'M SECRETLY GAY, I WILL NEVER ADMIT THIS
I SERIOUSLY CAME, LAST TIME SOMEONE HIT THIS
UP ON THAT STAGE, BUT ILL NEVER ADMIT THIS

My lyrics hit deep
cry in dark
I am the black sheep
Left in the park
I need my BoPeep
Guide me on home
And lay me to sleep
Ugly to some, but a God to me
~XxX

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>>74002316
sexing song

everybody turnt up to Yeez'
call me the lorax cause i speak for these trees
got an albin-hoe down on her knees
ready to please, jingle my keys
open the door to my shed, walls stained red
bitch start suckin like there's a price on your fucking head

it's death death death

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>>74002558
Sounds like a Yeezus song

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HOOD SHIT NIGGA,
REAL SHIT NIGGA,
HOOD SHIT NIGGA,
REAL SHIT NIGGA,
BIG DICK NIGGA,
BIG DICK NIGGA,
REAL SHIT NIGGA,
HOOD SHIT NIGGA,

x22772998

>>74002558
>born in time to witness the rise of /mu/ soundcloud raps
best timeline

AY YUH
FUCKED ON THE BED
QUEEN OF THE DEAD
GAVE THAT BITCH SOME RADIOHEAD
YUH AY
I WAS FLEXIN ON NARUTO
DAS AS FAR AS MY STORY GOES
NIGGA WAS BURNING DESIGNER CLOTHES
AY AY AY

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>>74000755
>then fuck her dust
>call me mr. gusty

>>74002558
>not actually saying "angle"
u had one fucking job u fucking pleb
im rapping the next one

DIAMONDS ON MY WRIST YUH
THEN I FUCK YOUR BITCH YUH
CUMMIN ON HER CLIT YUH
IMMA BE A DAD YUH
CALL ME DEAD BEAT YUH
THEN IM FINNA LEAVE YUH

CALL ME MARTIN CUZ IM GAY
I ALSO GOT A SITCOM AYE
CALL ME FRANKENSTEIN, THESE BITCHES GIVE ME BRAIN
PULL UP IN A TONKA, WIN THE RACE (AYY)
I LOVE JESUS, FUCK THE JEWS WHO KILLED HIM (AYY)
PUSSY NIGGA GOT GUAP SO I WENT AND DRILLED HIM (AYYY)
MY BLUNT IS LIKE A JEW, YOU KNOW I GOT THE GAS(YUUH)
HITLER WAS MY DAD, YOU KNOW HE FUCKED MY ASS (AYYYY)

Part 2 pls

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>>74002558
Lmao

>>74010187
OP here, might just have to do that

>uhhh YEAH BITCH WE GIVE YOU 20 IF YOU PUT THAT IN YOUR PUSSYYYYY
>uhh, yeah
>yeah, yeah, uh, yeAH YEAH
>HOL UP IM FINNA GET THIS BIT TURNT NIGGA

BITCH I DON'T GIVE A ( Cut off by earrape)
IF YOU DONT TAKE DICK AT ALL
YOU HAVE NO PLACE AT MY HALL
RENTED THE ROOM AT A MOTEL 6
JUST TO GET THAT BITCH TO FUCK

KEEPING THE BALLS EMPTY AND THE BELLY FULL

MY PEE-PEE IS SWEETY LIKE CANDY
YUH
KILLING YOUR MOTHER LIKE BAMBI
YUH

AYE AYE AYE
YUH
SHOOTING OFF MY CLIP
SHE GON RUB HER CLIT
MOLLY ON HER LIPS
THICCNESS ON HER HIPS
AYE AYE AYE
YUH
OUT HERE BANGIN TRAPS
NIGGAS SLANGIN CRACK
WHY WE GOT BAD RAPS??
*earrape
THESES NIGGAS GO BRAAAAAP
YUH

PUT THE PUSSY IN A SARCOPHAGUS

>>74000651
aye yuh

BIPOLAR DEPRESSION JUST LIKE IM IN RAIDER KLAN
CLAPPIN THE CHROME TILL U DEAD LIKE J DILLA MAN

>>74002558
fuckin died, that shit was A1 my man

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>>74002558
topkek lad giving it a strong 9

AYE YUH
TAKEALOOKATMYDICKTHATSHITTHICC

Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama
Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama

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Your A COW (sheep)
you a edgy (creep)
my doctor, my supplier
wiretap my provider.

I shot up ur hood (bush)
i shot up ur house (obama)
I shot ur daughter with the dick (trump)
now feel my fist as it enters your rump.

WHATTA DAY (depression)
WHATTA NIGHT (paranoid schzoiphrenia)

WHAT A WORLD, GIVE BIRTH TO A TURTLE
IT ACTS LIKE ME, SO I MAKE IT SIP that PURPLE (sip sip)

some more lyrics if someone makes a new song,

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Stack xans on her ass
Stack xans on her ass
pop a molly in her clit
pop a molly in her clit
FUCK, IM A DOCTOR, FUCK, IM A DOCTOR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE

I AM SATAN, LOOK LIKE A RAISIAN

BOUT TO INJECT MYSELF INTO THE BOOTY.
PRAYING (lucifer)
BOUT TO USE YOUR DICK FOR HER
SLAYING (cuck)

WANT TO BE PRESIDENTIAL (huh)
CANT AFFORD A RENTAL (fock)
MY BITCHS ASS GET GOOD DENTAL (surgeon)
I AM A PARAIH, EVERYONE IS A GOLDEN SHOWER (eww)

AAAYYY crazy AAYYYY dazy AYYYYY F.M,L K.M.S

some super hot bars for ya

>>74002558
op want a beat ?? to use for part 2??

>>74014796
https://clyp.it/ghpoxki3

quick 16 bars

Brand muffin slit cartilage subway sky
Oily forehead ghetto slack
Rockstar KKK
Wedge slut shoddy putty earwax
Highway motorcade race war
Hobo heroine bone glue denture
Gumbo cyanide 404'd section 8

GANG GANG GANG GANG

I'M A DILIGENT BELLIGERENT
INNOCENT BUT INSOLENT I'M INCONSISTENT
BUT PERSISTENT MY LYRICISM IS MY INSTRUMENT
MY IDIOSYNCRASIES I COULD LIST THEM: MAGNIFICENT

i am greek you filthy subhumans

they call me gambler
they just mad cause i have her

omg someone make this before this thread 404s

Bumpin this goddamn thread like a bumper car (aye)

When it comes to writing lines, I'm barely below par (aye)

Yet this time I'm on point when I'm dropping bars (aye), hotter than a roof covered in tar (aye)

[20 seconds of SQUAD followed by 20 seconds of AYE]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real, Aye
Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen,Aye
Like Nigga Close Your Eyes, AYYYYYEEE

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>>74002558

XXXTentacion's XXL cypher part sampled

>>74021020
Chop up his vocals and use it as the main baseline

gang

>>74002558
How'd you manage to not start laughing?

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>>74000788
this isnt bad actually

>>74002558
good shit, the autistic verse cracked me up

IM SO FLY IM SCARED OF SPIDER
EATIN PUSSY LIKE IN DINERS
FUCKING JUST LIKE NEW ZEALANDERS
SHE BE LOOKIN LIKE A SHEEP
IMA FUCK HER TILL SHE SHIT (on my dick)

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>>74002558
You a fucking legend dude

>>74002558
[spoiler]you're cute[/spoiler]

I have small dick
I have small dick
If you're under 9 inches you cannot pleasure women

I've got a small dick
Got a small dick
Got a small dick
Got a small dick

I bet you didn't know I have a small dick
I'm only 7 inches
Got a small dick
Yea
It's so small that I piss on my balls
It's so small when it gets really cold

My dick is only 7 inches long and I'm ashamed
Yea
If you're under 9 inches
You should die!

If you're under 9 inches you cannot pleasure women
Size always matters
Black lives matter too
Yea
Black lives matter too

Their dicks are way bigger
Yea
They're so athletic
I wish I could play basketball like a black man
I wish I could satisfy my girl like a black man
Black people look so cool in any outfit
Bathing Ape

I wish I could satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man

Only a black man can satisfy my girl
Black men can satisfy my girl, not my 7 inch dick
Only that 20 inch dick