/femart/: Joanna Newsom Edition

>>73998992
>Talented female artist
>Shitty singer

Why do all female musician have one giant flaw in them?

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>>73999017
Fuck off and honor your Queen

Alright man sounds good. My name's anon and
1. I wanna fuck Angel Olsen.
2. I love Grouper, Lana, TLC, Sade, Everything But the Girl, Laurel Halo, etc.
3. I HATE Grimes.
4. This general is a great idea.

>>73999041
Thank you for your opinions, kind anon

>>73999035
Eh, her voice fits the music perfectly

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>>73999036
>>73999041
Hi Schlomo

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>>73999036
Fuck this fraud ass artist, her shitty unfunny '''Hollywood''' husband, and her whole criminal political family.

>>73999080
>>73999098
Quick rundown.

>>73999154
The girl from California who can't sing and whose last name is '''Newsom''', gets a career handed to her and all the best press almost completly out of nowhere. She is also married to a '''Hollywood'''' actor who also has a lucrative career despite no discernible talent.

She also gets threads started on here several times daily.

Is it really that hard to figure out?


Joanna Newsom is no different than Amy Schumer.

>>73999191
What makes you such a bitter person anon?

>>73999209
What makes you so corrupt?

>>73999191
She can play the harp like a motherfucker, no discernible talent?

>>73999219
I said her husband has no discernible talent.

Joanna Newsom is a FRAUD.

She's the spawn of very evil people, and she directly profits from their corruption.

>>73999250
How is the Newsom family evil? I need more.

>>73999273
Look into Gavin Newsom. Former mayor of '''San Fransisco''' and prob the next governor of Commiefornia.

JN trys to sell her self like she's some boho art chick. It's all bullshit. She's a globalist racketeering multi-millionaire.

>>73999297
I'll keep an eye on it.

>>73999297
I feel like you probably have very serious mental issues you need to work out.

>>73999191
>Joanna Newsom is no different than Amy Schumer
but I really like Joanna's body of work

>>73999328
why? it's all true.

>>73999481
an utter meme. she's a completely average looking woman.

>>73999501
Your level of concern about this is schizo stalker level. Seek help anon.

>>73999501

What's true? That her husband is an unfunny faggot? That's true of basically every single SNL cast member of the last ten years.

And what does her second cousin being mayor have to do with her lyric and songwriting abilities? Are you saying all the old bootlegs and videos of her touring in her teens, playing in shitty venues and living rooms are carefully orchestrated to make her seem genuine?

>>73999607
Not really, you're just being patronizing.

>>73999626

Even if she does have a wealthy family, how does that make her music any less genuine? How is it pushing any sort of agenda or message? I need some examples.

>>73999610
>Are you saying all the old bootlegs and videos of her touring in her teens, playing in shitty venues and living rooms are carefully orchestrated to make her seem genuine?
PUHleeze. I've been a part of that scene the whole time. She was at best marginally around. She never really toured or anything like that. She just wound up out of Drag City out of nowhere.

What really happened, was she he went from being Malkmus' nanny, to Callahan's gf, to cover stories in the Sunday Times Magazine and BNM from pitchfork.

That shit does not happen in the scene she alleges to be from.

>>73999652
>How is it pushing any sort of agenda or message?
She doesn't really. I don't hate her that much. There are far worse. But her and her husband directly benefit from corruption (and worse), and she's def shilled on here.

>>73999297
If she is the liberal equivalent of Ivanka, I'd be happy with that administration. I could totally see Samberg as the son-in-law with way too much influence.

>>73999652
If they were just wealthy no one would care.

But she's from the Hollywood/DNC camp and those people are straight up criminals.

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>>73999652
they use her as a plant to lend legitimacy to other things.

it's not like she is actually a working artist or anything (she's not)

>>73999719

It just seems like you're implying her talent had nothing to do with it. If she wasn't a good musician there would be nothing to shill. I can't really argue against your anecdotes but I do believe that her first few EPs were good enough to gain her some attention and things have escalated from there. She's not just another indie chick playing the guitar.

>>73999824
Grimes was not born a woman. It is obvious.

>>73998992
Where is /maleartists/ general? Why are you such a misandrist?

>>73999824

Like what?

>>73999832
Nigga please. She's part of that '''system'''. There is literally nothing organic about her career. And she can't fucking sing.

>>73999850
Like the tranny in the picture. Duh.

>>73999853

Yeah okay dude keep on fighting the power. Have a good time. I'll keep on enjoying her music. If you don't like her voice that's fine but it doesn't delegitimize her songwriting, lyricism, or skill at the harp and piano.

>r9pol/ ruins another thread

>>73999941
Get a real job lowlife

>>73999957
i have this theory that the "BUT SHE'S A JEW U GUISE" poster is also the grimesposter
gotta destroy the competition

>>74000196
Honestly, this is 4chin. Wouldn't be surprised.

>>74000196
>>74001504
Kek. Nice try shill. She's clearly a globalist or at least directly affiliated with those people.

>>74001548
Explain in your own words what a globalist is, exactly.
No quotations or 20 minute youtube/blogspot links, I want to hear what (You) specifically think about this when you're not shitposting in Swans & Radiohead threads with reddit frogs.
Also, explain how Radiohead, Swans, or Joanna Newsom make bad music.

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>>73999041

>>74001593
Kek. Why don't you just release your entire 'client' list shill?

>>74001673
I can tell you're the same fucking poster (who is a newfag, only been on /mu/ a few months)
The only thing I'm not sure of is if you're really an underage the_donald fucktard or just a neet shitposter
slit yr fuckin wrists either way

>>74001593
The real question is why do you think you have to right to shill and crypto-advertise undeterred? It's hilarious. You're acting like you're the damaged party because you're meeting resistance to the phoney corrupt culture your boss's boss's boss's boss is trying to force on us.

>>74001673
You can tell it's you posting because of the keks and shills

>>74001748
>M U H C A P I T A L I S M

>>74001602
I think I just realized why grimesfags hate the memes on here so much. It seems like theyr'e still stuck in the past where funny memes involved a picture with white text laid over it.

>>73999838
It's obvious you're a complete dumbass.

>general

Fuck off

>>74001929
Racketeering isn't capitalism.