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>tfw female Doctor Who
/meal/ for this feel please
>>73966990
Facecast-wifebeater
Alright lads?
I'm in the UK and trying to get some Rivers of Nihil shirts and stuff, the one issue is the fact I can't seem to find it without a $20 shipping charge, this seems to be the thing for a lot of bands outside of the UK as well.
My question is, can I get around this? Is there a way to get the stuff cheaper or should I just order a load at once or wait for a concert near me to make it a bit cheaper.
Worst comes to worst and I'll cough it up but I don't feel like dropping £50 for a shirt.
>>73967006
Hahaha triggered misogynists.
>>73967024
indiemerchstore has some Rivers of Nihil stuff and shipping is $12
>>73966990
Dr Who's been shit for ages anyway
>>73966959
gib
>>73967119
I'll double check my shipping info but I'm pretty sure the cheapest option there was around $19.
Cheers though man, I'll be sure to double check because that would bring it into a price range I can afford right now.
post demos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj761ZHCwpM
>>73967228
delet
>$12 for new toxik ep, signed
yes or no?
>>73967381
You should be glad you dodged daddy issues: the girl
>>73967228
>tfw no djent gf for polyrhythmic headpats
Alpha metal is the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swPt9HBRXuE
>>73967038
I'm not misogynist, this meme just fit the question
>>73967350
Yes, you idiot. If there's one thing you should be spending money on, it's a band like this who only releases music once every blue moon.
>>73967437
>polyrhythmic headpats
you sound like a person with imagination and wits, you 'll get a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5bVAX4-of0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3g3K_uqeTw
>>73967502
>mfw finding out the Aquabats are mormons
>>73967502
Isis
>>73967556
>Fifth Angel
Yeah baby, amazing USPM/Glam band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbVSZljEPa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JnVWkyDcxk
DESPERADOES
DESPERADOES AFTER ME
I'm gonna beat my wife, i'm the master patriarch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZQWsCj-VUQ
>>73967611
>Glam band
Fuck off, you awkward-sounding Indian mongoloid.
>>73967611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYD_IIC4WKU
>>73967641
does anyone have this album? Cant find it anywhere
>>73967588
You sound like a fucking faggot
>>73967649
Careful, if you post anything even remotely good, it's going to be memed into a nu-male band.
>>73967646
Fifth angel is a power/glam band like leatherwolf and lizzy borden
>>73967722
Must we really do this /pol/ shit every single thread? This is getting ridiculous.
>>73967729
You're a faggot, like Richard Simmons.
>>73967705
like I care bra. Let's save this general from its self.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ockqc_PfXmg
<This guy kills the eternal nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_yO5OWHMSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSkT-w-N5NY
>>73967757
It's MUH REDPILL PHILOSOPHY bullshit spammed verbatim. I came here to make people feel inferior with my music taste, not repeat tired kosher opinions that I use to make mommy angry.
>>73967119
Anon from earlier. Just bought a tonne of shirts and the shipping was cheaper than I originally thought. Thanks for making me double check man.
>>73967758
>Richard Simmons
literally who
>>73967807
You're literally underage.
>based troll baits /pol/ crossposters and sends them into a rage, therefore getting them banned for spamming off-topic rants so that we can discuss glam in peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9el2lg2olpE
>>73967895
>implying it's not comfy anyway
Anyone find anything interesting and cheap on Bandcamp?
Bought this new release yesterday, not expecting much, because this was a band that previously had all of their shit available for free. Turns out, they're like a little Sanctuary Jr, albeit more thrashier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsZFON9VW6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQwCnhE2Mks
>>73967921
This was memed last thread but it's actually good
>https://droidcanada.bandcamp.com/album/terrestrial-mutations
>>73967864
>You're literally underage.
ok dad
>shok paris
nice taste
This automatically eliminates the nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agcYUV07nLw
>>73967921
>Turns out, they're like a little Sanctuary Jr
I dunno my dude, they're more like Artillery Jr.
>>73967953
No surprise there. If it's proggy, technical, or Voivod-ish, they'll be all over it.
I went through hell trying to buy it physically from their shitty Italian label; and sure enough a day later, they release it on bandcamp. Still, it's probably my AOTY.
Here's some really good heavy/thrash in vein of Anthrax I found the other day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSlYzSPdSuA
>>73968014
this is gay as fuck anon
>>73968029
u loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTeXBTStek0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-vm1s5644o
George A. Romero just died
meatl for this feel?
>>73968103
t. the eternal nu-male
>>73968128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rw_Ybs87OA
>>73968128
fock
I never got around to watching Night of the Living Dead
>>73968128
literally who
>>73968128
who
>>73968106
>The "Similar Artists" section is selected and ranked by users. Users have the ability to lower or raise a ranking, depending upon how similar they regard the music of the projects
>>73968193
how would you prefer it be done?
>>73968223
minimum 2 years experience as a music critic or a masters degree in music theory with a letter of recommendation from Fenriz
It's time for trve metal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnJW-97m_ZI
>>73968276
look i may like a bit of glam but now you're being silly
can't drive 55 good choice
>>73967556
>>73967611
LOVE SOME FIFTH ANGEL!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3kTmDmVjSs
>>73967502
one for each meal subgenre? that would be sick
al-Namrood, I guess
>>73967381
You didn't try hard enough
>>73968400
make 'em learn then
I like meloblack, i can't help it. Should i kill myself so as to not dilute the gene pool with my nu-maleism?
>>73968480
Honestly we should all kill ourselves. I mean, we listen to metal.
ITT: virgins pretending to know what women want
shit thread
>>73968480
Just listen to regular black metal, melody is for effeminate queers.
When will Dir en grey come back to the West. We need them to save American metal.
>>73968493
W-women want things?
Powered Glam is the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bYdAIQFLm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka6OFwp25YI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vchm-RrXtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Q3A9UJpVY
guarantee the few faggots spamming glam are shitskin thirdworlders
Am I the only one that likes this and SOTS?
>>73968319
>implying there are only six metal subgenres
>>73968572
It's a joke, you spastic. Maybe mommy needs to up your Ritalin dose before she lets you loose on the internet.
>>73968581
t. """""""white"""""""" american
>>73968493
'Armchair ______' pretty much sums up everyone on the internet.
>>73968601
Well, the only 6 that matters. Sorry djent boy.
>>73968633
It's time to stop talking to yourself, that's a peculiar thing to be doing in public.
Power>Glam>Speed>Heavy>Thrash>Death>Black>Doom
>>73968615
t. favela dweller
Stop being a bunch of faggots and post good metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvecEirC-z4
>>73968599
People like them, they're just overrated and signaled the end of good Melodic DM.
>>73968808
More generic death metal, how exciting.
>I'm still salty
>>73968880
>morpheus descends
>generic
Are you one of those faggots that only listen to Demilich, Cryptopsy and Timeghoul thinking you know shit about the genre?
>>73968905
Witchery recently turned into a JUST band, so I'm not exactly going to grieve for these lesser faggots.
found this awhile ago, pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ26D9e7Fg
any new weird metal bands that are worth a listen?
>>73968928
If you've heard one death metal band, you've heard them all.
>>73968661
t. submissive homosexual
>>73968967
>If you've heard one death metal band, you've heard them all.
You could at least try with your bait.
Even fucking Death sounds different across the discography by themselves, let alone including more bands in this equaiton.
>>73968967
You could say this about every single genre.
>>73968967
>morpheus, dismember, morbid angel, suffocation, incantation and sepultura all sound the same
>>73968989
If calling it bait is how you rationalize someone having a wildly different opinion than yourself, then have at it. Your genre is shit, and so are you.
>>73969013
I like how you randomly shoehorned that jungle thrash band.
>>73969025
But your opinion is objectively wrong.
That's not even me being edgy, it's provably fucking wrong.
>>73968975
>he isn't alpha
What is Dark Funeral had Gaahl and La Famine? Be some hellish military Wayne Barlowe shit
>>73969045
Morbid Visions and Bestial Devastation are some god tier DM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rq7yex9CHI
>>73968661
>>73968661
Thrash>industrial=sludge>black>doom>death>speed>trad heavy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>glamshit
>>73969104
>industrial
>sludge
nu-male as fuck
>>73969104
>people who dont have Black as top
It's so fucking versatile though
>>73969154
And yet they have some of the biggest nu-male filters of all metal
Pretty ironic huh?
>>73969070
>not helping your friends lose weight
What a shit group of friends
>>73969181
Yeah, if you're a /mu/ turbo hipster.
>>73969181
t. /mu/tant
>>73969181
black and doom I feel are the two overall best, being that doom includes sludge and drone, death in all forms is close, but death is best when it's like a mix of doom, death, grind, and black like lord mantis
>>73969219
>not picking on your friend because he is slightly overweight
It's like you don't even have a real friendship
>>73969240
>but death is best when it's like a mix of doom, death, grind, and black like lord mantis
"""""""""""""""No""""""""""""""""""
>>73969205
preach on senpai
PUSSY TIGHT!
TONIGHT!
PUSSY TIGHT!
ALRIGHT!
Power metal seems to be the only fun genre nowadays
>>73969279
Well I mean I like like Immolation on Majesty and Decay and Faust with From Glory to Infinity, but idk if those sounds would be the same from other bands, death bands who mix it up usually pretty sick
Is power metal too alpha for this beta nu-male world?
>>73969351
Power metal isn't even metal to begin with.
>>73969364
t. extremecuckie
>>73969364
>only death, black and grindcore is metal
>>73969409
literally me irl
>>73969394
>dressed up singalong larper
>calling anyone a numale
fag
>>73969409
>only death, black, doom, speed, trad and some grindcore is metal
fix'd
>>73969421
>>73969433
>not being an alpha medieval knight
explain yourselves
>>73969181
>indistinguishable distortion
>unintelligible vocals
>relentlessly repetitive rhythm
>versatile
I suppose there's plenty of ways to be awful
>>73969464
> Not being a gremlin ghoul who alternates between nsbm and gangsta rap
Wo bist mein nigga?
This kills the extremecuckie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDB6A7DIMEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJV2mZE6KwE
This is thrashy as fuck
>>73969599
Considering they play thrash metal, that's an astute observation.
>>73969599
>Antichrist
*tips*
>>73969643
t. Deafheaven no 1 fan
I love you guys, hope you're alive and well!
>>73969070
rollio
>>73969849
Love you too man
>>73969666
> 666 triplorde
> Deafheaven
God dammit Jerome
>>73969849
I love you to man
>>73969891
> Atilla
> Ice Dale
> T.C. King
would probably be a sick gig on the side of each of their projects, but probably wouldn't last more than an album because of the curse of King's side projects
>>73968128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lEmjzguOJE
>>73969849
thank you lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQZZtgu3pGg
wtf I hate america now
>>73969892
Literal homosexual.
>he doesn't listen to metalcore with mutant glam rock vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thVNz2Ene9s
I love Blessed Are The Sick more and more each time I listen to it, but still prefer Gateways To Annihilation to anything Morbid Angel has in their discography. Those riffs, man, they're really something.
Top 10 best metal bands of all times:
1- Iron Maiden
2- Manowar
3- Riot
4- Helloween
5- Judas Priest
6- Rainbow
7- Megadeth
8- Blind Guardian
9- Tokyo Blade
10- Motley Crue
>>73970069
> blvck metvl
> not vtlevst hvving one gvy thought in your life
>>73969963
piss off redditor
>>73970119
I don't like black metal. I don't like you either.
When did "Doom metal" start meaning garbage sludge and drone shit to people?
Doom metal always meant stuff like Paradise lost, My Dying Bride, Type O Negative to me...
Fucking hipsters
>>73970198
Around the time "black metal" started to mean stuff like Alcest and Deafheaven.
>>73970198
Doom metal was always shit, it's blackuck sabbath's weedrock, the only good doom band is candlemass because it's just slow power metal
>>73970135
Fuck reddit, they try to make me login and shit
>>73970137
You can't ignore the rust on your webber forever, eventually you'll have to admit the bits that get into your steak taste better. . . .
>>73970198
When the Sword started making buttrock and everyone pretended to give a fuck about dio when he died. desu I thought hipsters were still raving over grey beard forest incest-stick tier doom like witch and windhand thought?
>>73970198
I love doom metal. Pallbearer, Electric Wizard, The Body, Sunn O))), the list could go on
>>73970243
IAK SAKAKH IA SHA XUL
ok guys this is my last ditch attempt to find a band I can't remember the name for. I'll drop the information I know about it and maybe someone will know what I'm talking about.
They were a two worded band that began with Devil. So they were Devil Something. They are not Devildriver but sound a bit akin to them. The album I listened to came out in 2006 and I think that was the last album they released, or at least had a long break and released a new album only a few years ago.
If anyone has any ideas I would be very much appreciative.
>>73970375
Goat Penis?
I never like the shit you rec me meal fuck you
>>73970427
not sure if this is a ruse or not to make me search for animal genatilia
>>73970491
King Diamond
>>73970491
Here's something you're sure to like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wabrnt1MVVQ
>>73966939
hotter when i thought they were dudes
Rec me bm
Last bm I listened to was Sargeist at the start of this year
>>73970087
I agree
>>73970491
how can anyone believe ride the lightning or master of puppets is superior to pic related
>>73971043
Because I only listened to it once
>>73971080
you should fix that
>>73971043
ride the lightning>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kill em all>master of puppets
>>73967873
Glam Metal for the discriminating ear: W.A.S.P., Dokken, London, Skid Row, Slaughter, Twisted Sister, Cruella D'Ville, Mötley Crüe, Alice Cooper, Lynch Mob, Ratt, Rough Cutt, Stryper, Vyper, Maxx Warrior, Kuni, Metalwolf, Agentz, Tarrga, Pink Cream 69, EZO, Kix
Can't go wrong with any of the above.
>>73971164
glam isn't metal, start a hard rock thread
>>73971043
Ride the Lightening was great for reason other than why it's popular. Master of puppet had one good song, and it belonged on and justice for all, disposable heros. Kill'em all was great, mainly for orion. And justice for all and the black album were the best albums probably though, not to mention s&m because of whiskey int he jar and no leaf clover.
>>73971170
>metal isn't metal, start a hard rock thread
really makes you think
>>73971197
Orion was on Master of Puppets, you sad poofter.
>>73971164
Don't forget Nitro, TNT, Pretty Maids, McAuley Schenker Group, Baton Rouge, Extreme, Bang Tango, Zar, Whitecross and well... the list could go on...
>>73971234
why are you replying to yourself?
>>73971225
welp, master of puppets had two good songs then, I still say disposable heros belonged on and justice for all
>>73971278
Something tells me that you don't know what you're talking about.
>>73971255
he isn't me
>>73971287
I worshiped metallica like 8 years ago until I got into more extreme metal and basically I haven't really listened to metallica since then. I only come back to some songs from ride the lightening, and justice for all, and the black album every once and a while for throwbacks.
>>73970231
Epic doom saved doom. Sabbath worship a shit. Blues riffs a shit.
>>73971197
>black album
>best album
wew
>>73971197
Dad you're fucking drunk come home
>>73971208
Glam isn't metal
>>73967038
who is this semen demon?
>>73971197
Master of Puppets has like, 5 good songs
>>73971929
I'll give it to you, my old ass was sitting here thinking Welcome Home Sanitarium was on The Black Album and Orion was on Kill'em all. I guess the reason I stayed away from master of puppets so much was the album title song being played so much everywhere.
>>73971973
>my old ass
Jesus...
>>73971164
>>73971234
Fuck yeah my niggers...You also can't go wrong with Lizzy Borden, Every Mothers Nightmare, Shark Island, Roxx Gang, Loudness, and so many other amazing bands.
80s metal is truly the best music ever.
No "boo-hoo muh depression", no bearded nu-males no nothing.
Just pure fun, sex with groupies and partying.
Nobody can deny that this song for example isn't awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFHMGTgiz-k
>>73971563
You truly believe that this isn't metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvR7J4kGV10
>>73971043
>mfw no remorse hits
>>73970087
Agree with almost anything but
>Manowar
Anything they released after 90s is fucking shit.
Also their lyrics are laughable and makes metalhead look like cheesy 15 years old retards
>Riot
When will this meme die? They only got a couple good albums out of the dozen they have put out
>Rainbow
Same as Riot
>Blind Guardian
The most overrated German power metal band ever. Literally music for basement dwelling neckbeards. There are far better German power bands like Rage or Running Wild
Would replace those with W.A.S.P., Lizzy Borden, Quiet Riot and Rage
>>73969070
We broke up after recording a single EP about handball puns in realtion to Pytten's daughter.
>>73972216
>They only got a couple good albums out of the dozen they have put out
this is applicable to every band in your post and the post you're quoting
>>73972192
No Remorse is probably the worst song though
>73972216
>>They only got a couple good albums out of the dozen they have put out
>Iron Maiden
>Megadeth
>Judas Priest
>>73972329
>implying there is any bad album between Maiden's Debut and Brave New World
>>73972438
Seventh Son is ass poop
>>73972469
fuck you kid
>>73972496
There's 2 good songs on there and I heard those 2 songs way before I listened to the full album so maybe that's why I like them but the rest is shit
>>73971563
Some is, some isn't.
Glam that is Metal: Dokken, Skid Row, (early) Mötley Crüe, Stryper, Twisted Sister, W.A.S.P., Maxx Warrior, Kuni, Metalwolf, Pink Cream 69, EZO, Cruella D'Ville, Vyper, London, Banshee, Keel, (early) Pantera, Nitro, Quiet Riot, Lion, Racer X, Madison, Heavy Pettin', Sinner, Megaattack, TKO, Marseille, Jack Starr's Burning Starr, Krokus
Glam that is NOT Metal: Extreme, Kix, L.A. Guns, Ratt, Rough Cutt, Lita Ford, Love/Hate, Warrant, White Lion, Great White, TNT, Alice Cooper, Cinderella, Britny Fox, Icon, Bonfire, Pretty Boy Floyd, Badlands, Slaughter, Winger, Enuff Z'Nuff, Wrathchild, Helix, Whitecross, Girl, XYZ, Black 'n Blue, Bang Tango, King Kobra, Shark Island, Faster Pussycat, Junkyard, Lillian Axe
>>73969049
mmmmmmm
manowar
thanks anon
>>73970243
IAK SAKAKH IA SHA XUL
Saw Thou last night and it's pretty much just all hipsters in the crowd, what gives?
>>73971349
Good to know you're using incognito, say, isn't it past your bed time?
>>73967921
https://brulvahnatu.bandcamp.com/album/last-living-dream
>>73972674
Best post ITT.
Gotta say tho that first Icon album is heavy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVBRzttTfos
>>73973016
Yeah, I kind of take that back. The first couple albums are Metal through and through.
Kind of lost their way later on, though:
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Icon/3540263980
This giant retard actually baited you fucks into talking about glam. Please kill me.
>>73973073
Also great to see someone else with glam knowledge on /metal/
Whats your favorite bands? Mine are W.A.S.P., L.A. Guns, Holy Soldier, Dangerous Toys, Enuff Z Nuff, Roxx Gang
Do you guys like The Body? Am i in the right place?
>>73972981
Not him but I dont like previous searched popping up alongside my bookmarks when im typing in the address bar which is why I use it
>>73973145
I can talk about glam all day nigga
Glam is Love
Glam is Life
>>73973184
lol
>>73973162
Me: Dokken, W.A.S.P., Twisted Sister, Mötley Crüe, Skid Row, Stryper, Kuni, Metalwolf, Vyper, London, Burning Starr, Tarrga, Rough Cutt, Slaughter, Warrant, Childhood's End and Banshee
I even like Celtic Frost's "Cold Lake" unironically.
Let's talk about power metal
Music is the best when it doesn't take itself seriously. This is why black metal is shit
>>73972317
you fucking what!
literally my fav tallica song
everything went to shit when Dave left
and with Cliff's passing they should've just renamed the band, was never the same ever since
not gonna knock their newer sounds, but it is an entirely different band, should've gotten a new name
>>73970658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6iILrqqKD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3jMf3OhZns
>>73973376
the problem with power metal is the singing and the cheesy lyrics
I cannot listen to a man singing them high notes as if he purposely castrated himself
I can only tolerate vocals when they're growling, screaming, screeching, cursing, coughing, and spitting
Demilich is my idea of perfect vocals
Salems Lott's singing is on point though, dude's got a raspy fucking voice
Post great doom metal songs
No sludge/drone trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVgIW_pBcdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPZmNNgm_T0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssGc1J6N21o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqtwt8OlhEw
Why can't you all be fucking silent?
So I can think... the blinding light and the sterile smell comes over me.
Take this pill. Worship this god. Wear a smile. Lie to the world.
Everything is alright.
No, you can't leave (Not until our pockets are full).
Scars run so deep.
A ghost of me is all you will see.
The burns from a rope I never tied.
The scars on wrists I never cut: Made by the life I didn't want.
The lyrics on this album are so fucking dark
It really is brilliant
It's a shame the black metal isn't special. It's really noticeable that he recycles riffs on other albums.
>>73973499
>Thergothon vocals
Too fucking good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG3dhJllMTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9uV09YsGzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eStjs6h2sBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFPLqeQJkcY
>>73973499
Nice dubs, and nice picks.
Cool illustration too, Damon Hellandbrand is a talented artist.
>>73973682
>>73973733
What did you think of Paradise Lost - A Plague Within?
>>73973348
>I even like Celtic Frost's "Cold Lake" unironically
kek me too
Judging from your taste, here is a band that you will like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8FLW_7jJ2E
>>73973443
Well, there are power metal band without the singer being castrated. Like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3sTe9ZLbN0
>>73973756
A masterwork imo
>>73973756
Could use more harsh vocals imo but rly good still.
What's some metal with huge wall of sound production like City-era Strapping Young Lad? Specifically talking about the gigantic atmosphere the ambient tinges give it, while still being HEAVEE AS FUKK
>>73973783
>Rage
that's more like it
What are some good metal critics on YouTube I could get into?
>>73970087
>motley crue
>being diagnosed with mental retardation
>>73973783
Yeah, I'm more into the metallic side of Glam, but some of the more ballad-driven stuff is good, too.
Examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukmobha2krY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnH4yNqL8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZQ5ZnnBrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sODkd7Njfck
What's with all the pointless ominous sounding acoustic parts?
It's a decent melodeath album otherwise
>tfw every thread boils down to a glam thread
You guys need your own thread where you can suck cock in peace.
Can I get some glam that sounds like Motley Crue - Livewire but maybe even heavier? I love the guitars on that one.
>>73975332
Enforcer - mesmerised by fire
>>73975748
Fuck yeah thank you
>>73972469
>>73972317
>>73972524
>>73973145
>>73975332
>I am a faggot - if I enjoy glam "metal"
sounds right up your alley
>>73973945
Two guys one tv is the only critic whose opinion I respect
He's a frenchfag tho
Post RYM if you're not a pussy
https://rateyourmusic.com/~Rhodesian_Warrior
>>73976609
>RYM
>>73975332
kix - blow my fuse
the album
>>73976609
https://rateyourmusic.com/~numale
Grouper hellen
Stevie rave on etc
>>73976637
>>73976652
Only nu males are afraid of hierarchy
>>73976432
Dudes in glam metal bands would score more pussy in one week than you will in your lifetime.
Some of them still do.
>>73976924
Weak underling virgin detected.
First of all, women are over rated.
Second, not all pussy is made equal. I dont want the loose, disgusting ezpz sluts glamfags get. They can keep them.
>>73977062
>glammers
>ezpz sluts
how delusional
>>73977062
>I dont want the loose, disgusting ezpz sluts glamfags get.
With a statement like that, the only virginity you're detecting is your own.
>>73977087
>>73977091
You guys are whorefuckers
Post shitty metal that's still better than glam """metal""".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-pcC6VAJDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WAzz1AX8uc
>>73968176
>>73968186
fuck nu-/metal/
post dank last weeks
>>73977564
Are you trying to get bullied?
why is this allowed
>>73977564
+ everything
>>73968128
That was really unexpected, it kinda ruined my day.
>>73969290
Unfortunately, no.
These assholes brought so many douchebags to the scene it's not even funny.
>Even FUN genres like Doom, Glam and Power are being targeted.
Why?
Slam is the only one that remains untouched.
What's your favorite Bal-Sagoth song? I'd have to pick Unfettering The Hoary Sentinels Of Karnak.
>>73972216
>reddit spacing
>Rainbow only has a couple of good albums
Go back, please.
>>73972216
>Also their lyrics are laughable and makes metalhead look like cheesy 15 years old retards.
You see, they're a filter and you failed it, go listen to ExHorder, they make Manowar lyrics sound like Johnny Cash's.
>>73978412
Spoonfeed me /metal/, is there anything better than Megadeth Rust in Peace, Metallica Kill 'em all and Slayer Reign in Blood?
>>73978450
Yes, Show no Mercy and Peace Sells are much better albums from their respective bands.
>>73978360
>looking trough scope with closed eye
>>73969409
>>73977564
++ pretty much everything
>>73977607
++++ brother, we have the same taste
>>73977564
I actually like everything in there.
I really hope /metal/s newfound love for Hair Metal it's not just memery, it's not really metal but hard rock is very related
>>73978700
forgot the collage.
>>73966990
>Watching Doctor Cuck
Nu-male
>>73969104
True
>>73970087
I'd probably add motorhead
>>73978215
How and why? Being serious here, no memes, how and why did Sabaton bring in douchebags to the Power metal scene.
>>73971043
AJFA > St Anger > Everything metallica has done
>>73971197
Nah MOP is good through and through but it's not as good as AJFA. The black album only has like 4 good songs.
>>73972192
No remorse sucks though.
Metal Militia ftw
>>73977564
Fun Fact: Dio is the best.
Why do glamfags love manowar so much? Is manowar a gay band?
>>73978710
if only the hard rock stuff were just memes, i legitimately don't understand how it caught on
i just lurk nwn nowadays instead
>>73978816
I dont, manowar is too feminine for me
>>73978816
latching onto metal to appropriate legitimacy
rate my list bois
what should i add?
https://rateyourmusic.com/list/Rhodesian_Warrior/what-the-fuck-are-you-doing-aka-the-biggest-flops-or-highly-questionable-releases-from-formerly-competent-artists-list/
>>73966939
whao 80s chicks were hot af
The dictionary defines music as an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions through significant forms using the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony and color.
THIS is music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVMIk3xYaYo
THIS is not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1urXi8My9wo
THIS is music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UZs9aJfdNQ
THIS is not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSBFacMI3d0
THIS is music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq9Sh2qZNj4
THIS is not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AIJuRGYmWk
FUCK the notion of subjective taste or "it’s just your opinion", I can say with confidence that the style know as Brutal, Death, Grindcore or whatever the fuck, is not music by definition, but a vociferous, ostentatious, overglorified noise-maker by demonstrable fact. And those who are willing to defend this trite incomprehensible medium have probably taken one too many hardcore dancing flay links to the face rendering their thought processes one step away from being completely catatonic , and to prove my case I’m going to compare brutal death grindcore to its progenitor that has a full set up perfectly functioning chromosomes : METAL. The first thing, the VERY first thing that the definition of music expresses is that it’s art. Well smash my shins open with a metal baseball bat if I’m wrong but if brutal death grindcore is art, then Christian is Michelangelo. THIS is the antithesis of art, because art, even in its abstact forms requires structure, effort, inspiration and interpretive capability. The most amount of time and effort these bands seem to put into themselves, is by making their logo as pointy, convoluted and downright in-fucking-comprehensible as possible.
HEY GUYS ! The merit of your work is not mesured by how BRUTAL your logo looks. Nobody with even a halfway decent taste in music is going to care what your band or your logo looks like but how your fucking music SOUNDS like.
>>73979350
10/10
Varg vs. Gaahl
Hey guys, just a quick question:
I have (actually had) a band, somewhat crust/metallic hxc, and we're considering self-recording our EP as a farewell.
We don't really want the 'shitty punx' sound to it, but somethin like this kind of sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-stKJyl-IH8 [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeAvPgdPVc0 [Open]
We're gonna use 5 mic recording for the drums and mic-to-amp recording for the guitars and bass. Pretty basic, I know, I guess we'll be recording with Pro-Tools.
Any comments or tips for recording/production?
I know this is a broad question but i just want to know if we're on the right track about this
Thanks in advance
How to we solve the Glam question?
>>73979419
I only see one solution: arbeit march frei
>>73979419
what is there to solve? Glam is already perfect
>>73979429
faux satanists will go first
>>73979350
Hey man thanks for the recommendations, I especially liked the Ezophagothomia track.
>>73979419
Stop making a fuss over it and it will simmer down to an occaional bit of dicussion and that's it
it's only being spammed because the Extreme cucks kept getting triggered and calling nu-male and not metal.
Esstentially the best way to solve the glam issue is to ignore it, it's not going away but we'll spoam it more the more you lot get booty blasted about it
Melody and rhythm ? WHAT fucking melody and rhythm ?! All of these bands sounds almost exactly alike. They all feature the same style of drums which mainly consists of blast beats being played at an inhuman pace, and they try to mix it up by putting some random fills all throughout the song, and sometimes they don’t even match the pace of the fucking song. The guitar range from the same 1 to 2 chord notes throughout the entire song witch an incredibly low distortion because variety isn’t just brutal and hardcore enough ! And of course you can’t be a brutal death grindcore band without using this genre signature staple : the pig growl. The musical zenith of not being able to discern what the singer is saying if it’s even cohesive English at all !
>>73979434
Pure degeneracy
>>73979445
>Stop complaining and let me be a edgy shitposter in peace
How can this not be metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJV_ZzFeeS4
>>73979419
unironically no choice but to leave this shit quarantine like all the good, contributing posters already did
Post Neanderthal metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE&t=0s
>>73979507
fuck
off
80s
market industry
rock
>>73979511
and go where?
there is litteraly nothing wrong with glam crybaby queers
>>73979507
wow those chicks are hot
>>73978816
Manowar is way manlier than any sissy glam boy band.
>>73979534
even /mu/ metal genre threads are more productive than the nu-/metal/ safe space, otherwise actual forums
no point being quarantined with glamshits
>>73979507
It is but it's bad
>>73979271
Helloween - Chameleon
how do I into country lads?
been listening to metal for years, I know how deep it gets and how to pick that which I like, instead of that which I think I like because I don't know how deep it gets
and country is just as deep as metal, so many different sounds and sub genres
guess the dark side outlaw stuff is what appeals to me, but I've no idea where to begin
any country or country/metal charts?
>>73979852
You gotta stop being a pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbPJ3Q9Tfbs&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unnJjieoVkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jOMcAlO7rQ
>>73979794
It's not like the previous album was good
>>73979852
>>73979887
>>73979919
nice! good looks fellas
>>73979905
well I guess I expected too much from a numale that uses rym.
>>73979852
>>73979919
country isn't metal
>>73979957
You liked pink bubbles go poop?
>>73979970
they got progressively worse after every album up until kiske's departure, but that particular album still had some pretty great songs on it, chameleon is irredeemable on the other hand