/nu-male/ general

I like it.

just let people enjoy things ffs

three of my top four albums are on here, should i just kill myself now to avoid future embarrassment?

>>73933763
maybe stop getting your taste from this shit board

>>73933763
Yes, unless those albums are Visions, ITAOTS and Loveless.

>Pinkerton
>nu-male

It's literally about being the most dysfunctional person when it comes to relationship, something nu-males can't do

>>73933687
Stop this nu-male crap, for god's sake. It doesn't add anything. It's a fucking buzzword.

>>73933816
Found the nu-male!

>>73933816
nu-male as fuck pham

Music that isn't obscure enough: a thread

>>73933924
based insecurity projecting nu-male bro

>>73933816
nu-male identified

Ban all those niggers in /metal/ they're the ones who forced the Nu-male meme.

>>73933984
Cry more.

>73933991
Thanks for the (you) dickweed.

Dear anonymous /mu/ user 73934000,
reeeeee.

>>73933924
nu-males don't like music that is truly obscure, they listen to curator-approved pop music slightly less popular than top 40 to appear fashionable and trendy

>>73933687
>take good albums
>then pegging
>make a collage
>call it nu-male
:thinking:

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>>73934116
>good albums

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>>73934096
>nu-males don't like music that is truly obscure
If you listen to obscure music for the sake of being obscure and hard to find, then you're literally no different than people who listen to music to >appear fashionable and trendy

>>73934235
i don't do that

>>73933687
why vespertine... why not anything elsE??????????? this chart is just bait

>>73933687
Charles Mingus is the OPPOSITE of a nu-male you twat

>posting on /mu/
>not being a nu-male
Pick one.

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>>73934561
Vespertine is the standard album from her discography that nu-males choose to herald as Björk's most """underrated""".

Numales think that sex = feminism, especially when it's sex being purported in a way that men demand out of women, because they seem themselves as "helping" women by "allowing" them to act out sexually in ways that they "wouldn't usually", but only if they fit into sexual paradigms that have been constructed and propagated by male-owned media.

The content of Vespertine fits into that.

>>73933816
that's not all it is

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>>73933687
How numale are you /mu/?

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>>73935295

>>73933763
You could just get that people are wrong.

how come nu-males are always balding, when balding is associated with excess testosterone?

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>>73935769
The "low test" meme is just made up as a way to taunt "weak" men. The same way that they like to call them "gay" when nu-males are the epitome of gold-star straight beta/omega orbiters.

I have zero testosterone and I'm not a nu-male, but then again I'm also just not male.

>>73935827
>but then again I'm also just not male.
traps are male

>>73933687
Shit taste, homo.

>>73935295
>>73935720
embarassing

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>>73933687
>john coltrane
>miles davis
>charles mingus
explain yourself, faggot.

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>>73935295

>>73936760
>posing as le sophisticated jazzman while liking the three most accessible and dull albums in the genre
>plus kamasi
>not the most nu male thing ever
okay anon why don't you just head back to plebbit and post this with an angry caption to get dem upboaterss

>>73936760
nu-males unconditionally worship anything made by blacks

i only like loveless and ys from that chart

>>73936701
post yours, faggot

>>73935769
it actually has to due with how your body reacts with dihydrotestosterone, which doesn't imply higher levels of test.

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>>73935295
How fucked up am I?

>>73936823
cosmogramma is the only album on there i enjoy

explain how any of the shit there is nu-male with exception of faggot shit like sufjan/wilco/nmh etc

>>73937016
the albums are enjoyed by nu-males

>>73933984
arent people who listen to metal usually look like the nu-male school shooter types tho? :thinking:

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>>73937016
Anything that has been on a top-ten list is nu-male.

>>73937143
i guess that makes sense, people who make top ten lists are faggots, ty anon

>>73933780
>Visions
>good
leave

>>73937222
t. assblasted nu-male

>>73937231
>calls others assblasted because they're offended by a picture

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>>73937222
Spot on anon.

>>73937241
i'm not offended, the nu-male who took the time to make that definitely was though

Meh I like under a half of the stuff on there, guess that makes me a degenerate nu-male, feelsawfulman.

>>73937260
>i'm not offended
>immediately resorts to insults because they feel personally attacked by that image

>>73937305
t. unironic nu-male

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>>73937296
>>73935295
me

is /mu/ the most nu-male board?

>>73937461
/co/

>>73937461
either /mu/ or /fa/

>>73936803
>Black Saint
>dull
try listening to it

>>73933687
what does numale even mean

>>73937461
i mean nu and mu rhymes for a reason, people calling others nu-males on this board is because we're all nu-males and are projecting t b h f a m

>>73937501
certain type of beta male who whiteknights for feminists on the internet, orbits around women but never gets laid, and spouts virtue signaling identity politics on social media. also engages in normalfag meme culture and gets excited for childish shit like videogames, star wars, pokemon, harry potter, etc.

>>73933687
looool this image nails it desu

Only thing that's missing is kanye

>>73937461
/fa/ kinda look like them, but I don't think they buy the whole numale attitude, most likely straight up homos

every /mu/drone I've met in real life has been a numale, a fedora lord or a grimes type girl.

/co/ is basically tumblr, so I guess them, too

/tv/ is infested with this kind of people >>73937222

>>73933816
t. nu male

>>73933687
Agree with everything except for deathgrips

>>73933687
don't put john coltrane on there. nu males only like miles davis

>>73933794
Pinkerton is the single most nu male thing on that list bro

Nu males are insecure creeps who use their performative ideology to prey on low self-esteem women. They're walking Pinkertons desu

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>>73937591
>everything except for deathgrips

>>73935097
Bingo.

>>73935827
Trannies are men.

>>73937501
- Uptalking
- Cares about food
- Thinks liking dogs makes him chill and relatable
- Writes in dynamic languages like Ruby or Javascript. Doesn't know how to manually allocate and free memory
- Has a specific brand of performative feminist ideals that conveniently runs lockstep with his sexual fantasies
- Goes back and removes punctuation from his tweets to make them more snarky
- The more it resembles something a 16 year old black girl would say, the more value it has
- Has never read Marx. Will never understand Marx
- Was born in Georgia but moved to New York and his entire life is essentially him trying to escape his upbringing

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>>73933984
>numale rage the post

>>73933816
My nu-male detectors are off the charts