Post best albums to bang one out to.
Coal Chamber- tragedy
>Music you fuck to
well this thread should be empty haha
>>73869376
how do you fuck soft and fast? i cant imagine it
>>73869368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g
>having sex
pfft yeah right Anon
The best.
>>73869380
Underrated post.
How the fuck can you enjoy listening to music while fucking? It makes it seem like a movie and suddenly you can't shake the feeling that you're both acting.
had some pretty good sex to the demos from the 10th anniversary edition
>>73869376
but songs about fucking doesn't have jordan, minnesota on it
>>73869380
>>73869462
You got beef nigga?
>>73869484
>suddenly you can't shake the feeling that you're both acting
but that's how sex always is, you pretend to have fun
>>73869380
go away jan
Filter - take a picture
>>73869506
Yeah but it doesn't make it any easier making it feel that obvious
>>73869368
Weird face m8
I want to marry her
>>73869464
This would be pretty cool I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilBJpvzcIJg
>>73869464
that would only work for really slow, and then you'd have to nut at the crescendo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1wBWhyKgW0
>>73869612
>not something came over me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6144RV4c-9w
>>73869376
Thank you sir
>>73869368
>>73869692
Lol
>>73869368
I don't play music while masturbating.
>>73869488
nigga what the fuck sex is supposed to be fun im not trying to cry while i nut
>>73869765
Amen brotha
>>73869368
Obviously Tricky - Maxinquaye
>>73869765
AYY
>>73869506
>>73869506
I'm a skeleton pretending to be human. spook or no spook?
>>73869368
breadcrumb trail is an amazing fuck song
>>73869995
fucking normie dont ruin that album for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKjJ-sVfbn8
>>73869368
>ITT: albums full of shitty background music
>>73870089
>the sex never ends
>>73869368
Moby - I Like It
Nero - Satisfy
early swans is the patrician choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-kKcZ1AAnc
Also Cocteau Twins
>>73869608
'nut at the crescendo'
that was some Shakespearean shit
>>73869484
>>73869506
>>73869523
>doesn’t “get into it” during sex
>>73870291
didn't even realize that when I wrote it
>>73869368
>jew
i dont have sex
>>73869765
KEK
I never had sex and probably never will.
>>73870949
>>73871051
Morrissey approves
>>73869376
how can you fuck to death grips much less not dry up a girl in 0.1 secs when played.
>>73869376
>crush
>not pinkshinyultrablast
Yuck!
Paranoid Android
https://youtu.be/hGzHCvkndnI
thank me later
>>73869376
4, 5 and 6 are all memes
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY25Cb3im0
surprised noone posted pic rel yet
>>73870211
XD
>>73869376
>harsh noise/power electronics
>for hard/fast fucking
Jesus christ, why the fuck do virgins even make charts like this? Of course that area goes to some form of hardcore punk or metal. High amounts of abrasiveness doesn't equate to visceral intensity.
>>73869498
That picture was on /r9k/ last night
Did you really save it like it was an iPhone picture so you can pretend that you took it? Loser
sade is usually a safe bet
https://youtu.be/MmOau-PMWJk
>>73870211
James Joyce pls go
>>73869368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKA4dXR2sNE
for when you gettin real deep in there n shit
>>73869376
>tfw no gf who'd be willing to fuck to Sunn O)))
As someone who's never had sex,
>>73869376
This looks like it was made by someone who's never talked to a girl in their life
The XX
Earth Wind and Fire
Sylvester
Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady - Lovage
>>73872661
so basically 99% of /mu/
>>73872711
Stop pretending this place isn't a swarming normie nest by now
Anything by Kenny G
>>73869464
~28 minutes of foreplay for 10 minutes of actually sex? That´s weird
>>73872739
surely it is but as long as I see Grimes general I am sure there are people here who never had sex
anyway, Barry White is the correct answer to OP's normie question
I don't have that much sexual experience, but of the few times I've had sex, the best experience was with this album playing in the background.
Frank Ocean - Blonde
Alina Baraz & Galimatías - Urban Flora
Disclosure - Settle
Devendra Banhart - Mala
Air - Moon Safari
Alex Turner - Submarine OST
I fuck to Lil B music
>>73870211
whenever i read this i imagine the guy is literally saying "sniff" out loud rather than actually sniffing
>>73869368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsuBYPhi7_8
>>73869484
>not roleplaying
get out pleb.
>>73871097
I can show you my hidden blade BBY
>>73872147
LMAO YOU FAGGOTS KNOW SHIT
OF MONTREAL? TALKING HEADS ALVVAYS, LCD SOUNDSYSTEM, LEONARD COHEN ETC ETC?
REALLY
THERE'S JUST LIKE 6 RECORDS THAT WORK FROM THAT CHART
L M A O FUCKING VIRGINS
>>73872147
I just realised that my taste in music is sexcore.
>>73873516
and I'm a virgin
>>73869376
Literally no
Fuck to stuff you don't listen to regularly, because you have an emotional attachment to the music you regularly enjoy and you don't want to mix that up with sex. Just fuck to some pleb shit desu. A lot of old school 90s r&b usually does it. Don't fuck to anything patrish...
>>73873132
J
U
S
T
>>73872711
>>73873437
etc plz senpai
If I manage not to ejaculate at the transition between Summers Cauldron and Grass
The best part of having gay sex is that you can actually play good music.
>>73870211
why does it make me laugh
>>73871051
same desu
>>73872147
Why us Era Vulgaris on there? In fact a lot of albums don't seem to fit in my eyes
>>73874022
I guess because a few songs, like Misfit Love, 3's & 7's and especially Make it Wit Chu have kind of a sexy vibe to them but honestly I agree with you. There's nothing "sexcore" about most of it.
>>73869995
stay away from spiderland you fucking normie
>>73869376
what are you 13
dude sex is so
fucking
boring
the whole thing
is u trying ur hardest not to have fun
and make the girl cum
because u inherently cum quicker
so the whole time ur just working on her
it's not fun
vicariously its fun becAuse u just nut to whatever part of the video u want
and u gotta take on all these tactics
like cuming once beforehand so you last longer
and not thinking about it
and stopping when u feel too close
etc
why couldn't god just make pussies sensitive
fucking fag
i just want to have fun
and cum while doing what i want
not what she wants
fuck that guy
>>73874339
I'm feeling this post a bit too much, anon
Please delete it
>>73874356
nah nigga, feel it.
feel it.
>>73872818
Virgin spotted
>>73870211
why do i love to brap post whenever i see a big fat ass on a girl?
>>73869368
a moon shaped pool is good for fuck'n
My top 3 are:
Hot thoughts by spoon
Sonderlust by kishi bashi
R.A.M. By daft punk
>>73869556
yeah, it looks like she has a really great... personality
>>73874339
cumgay
or listen to this on an earbud, will slow your climax down guaranteed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsuBYPhi7_8
>>73874339
wew
>>73874339
I wasn't ready for that feel anon....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Xx3RXyGRE
>>73874339
>why couldn't god just make pussies sensitive
F U C K I N G T H I S
Two of my past girlfriends couldn't even make themselves cum through masturbation
>>73870332
she's wearing a crucifix though imbecile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCto3PCn8wo
I know ,l know, just trust me on this one /mu/
>>73874567
Jews disguise as Christians all the time
>>73874770
doesn't it burn them?
>>73874874
The Jew is immunized to all dangers, except being called what it is
>>73873437
nothing more patrician than making love while of montreal is playing
>gf wears earbuds every time we fuck, refuses otherwise
>just listens to Janet Jackson, stares blankly away from me
>doesn't moan or talk
What do, /mu/? It's really confusing and weirds me out
fitter happier is a fuck anthem
>>73869368
>>73869368
Except for Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas my favourites are early 90's Soul/New Jack Swing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmMr5u7cl3U
Or 90's House/Dance. I remember when I made a mix CD one evening including these two songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0h9-HmME38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ATA_zyhsWA
and when I put it on my gf at the time said, and I'm paraphrasing: Oh you made a fuck CD? And she almost despised house music.
>>73875060
what the fuck
>>73875060
BBC
>>73874339
Dude you are doing it wrong. Females orgasm when they feel a male ejaculate inside of them. It takes like 50% effort that it would to masturbate if you have even the slightest bit of game.
>>73869376
>having sex to the House MD theme
what is wrong with you
>>73869376
>fucking to the money store and 00 void
how?
This whole album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEOoF19l3lk
>>73875723
>dude im just better than u haha my dick so big it makes girls cum all the time xd
Underage please go.
Learn how vaginas work.
>>73874339
Dude you must fucking suck at sex
get in a position where you can hit the g spot, or reach down and rub her clit a little bit and you can an orgasm almost immediately if your foreplay was solid.
i just shuffle young thug's discography
>>73876425
are you a top or a bottom
>>73869368
I don' have sex anymore unless it's with a girl I'm OK with raising a family with
>>73869692
Nothing puts a spark in the bedroom like songs like Dog Shit, I Wanna Kill You, and the old Charles Manson classic, Garbage Dump.
>>73876403
fuck off faggot
this is that shiznits
>>73874558
me too anon :( feels bad man
>>73876403
>foreplay
Again that's extra work i don't wanna have to do, vaginas are infinitely less sensitive they need fuckingg preparation, what kind of shit is that god?
This is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
>having sex
>>73876573
foreplay's fun though
it's supposed to be enjoyable
>>73869368
>>73869498
>>73869556
>>73869688 (Nice dubs)
>>73869719
>>73869841
I'd bang 'em all.
Oh, wait. This is /mu/
I'd listen to Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga while I was banging them all.
How's that?
Better?
>>73876577
>1 good song the album
>"great"
nah
>>73869368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlyM5JptMe0
>>73874339
>she doesn't eat the girl out before sex
>>73876484
that's so christian of you
>>73872147
fucking to fleet foxes?
>>73876709
some tumblrinas may dig it I guess?
>>73872202
>Of course that area goes to some form of hardcore punk or metal. High amounts of abrasiveness doesn't equate to visceral intensity.
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FaV9PnTU4
>>73876674
This position is indefensible; it's impossible to think there's only one good song if you're willing to concede there is a good song because it's so stylistically consistent
>>73876740
Nah it's only good for gay sex.
>>73876749
that's exactly why there's only 1 good song my man
all the others are too derivative
>>73876778
Please don't say you think The Past Is A Grotesque Animal is the only good song
>>73869439
this music video makes me wanna fuck
>>73874470
Rec'd
>>73876613
That guy can't into intimacy
>>73873816
amen
>>73872202
that's the joke
>>73874339
>vicariously its fun becAuse u just nut to whatever part of the video u want
dude what
>>73877554
having sex vicariously is watching porn
>>73872394
any picture that you save on an iphone gets that file name retard
Very underrated fuck song, great for having sensual love time with ladies you're trying to impress. Make them think you're a guy who in touch with his emotions and shit
I also think the "Mhhhhhmmmmm yes'" Kate does every 10 seconds with those purrs is sexy as fuck. Video is great as well
https://youtu.be/h1DDndY0FLI
>not just fucking to pop radio
That's literally what it's designed for half the time.
>>73877762
I'm pretty sure it's just designed for cab rides
>>73872147
>fucking to Leonard Cohen
I'd be legit scared of ghosts cursing me because of my sins.
sex is kinda boring tbqhwyl
>>73869368
somebody post that porn video where the couple have sex while neutral milk hotel plays in the background
>>73872147
the fuck is this? this is half-true and half bait: earth 2? fucking really?
>>73874339
the secret to sex my dude, is that it doesn't end when you come, and that women enjoy making men come, and the sex isn't bad only when one partner comes at whatever interval.
just take turns pleasuring each other.
>>73874567
she's wearing a cross, not a crucifix
dumbass
>>73874920
audibly laughed.
>>73872147
this has some pretty good choices
>tfw had sex for the first time and struggled to get hard and now I can't even get hard on my own because i'm thinking about it too much
haha fuck my life
Boutta bang a chick tonight, dubs decides what album I put on
>>73879447
Chief Keef- Bang 3
>>73879447
This lmao
>>73879447
>>73879447
Trust me
https://thebajablasters.bandcamp.com/album/have-a-great-summer
>>73877786
>have sex to rain dogs
>my skeleton ejects from my dick and starts playing the theremin
>>73877786
>Suzanne takes ya dooown
i don't fuck, i make love
>>73879570
reroll
>>73879447
>>73879447
>>73879447
in the aeroplane over the sea
>>73879447
Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
>>73879447
Linkin Park- Meteora
>>73879447
Poison- Open Up and Say... Ahh!
NO ONE HAS POSTED THIS!!!!!!!
MOST UNDERRATED ALBUM OF ALL TIME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2gENJuhTt4
>>73872147
When I'm Sixty Four would make my penis invert
>get into bed with gf
>anon, your brother is here put on some music so he doesn't hear
>play a random spotify playlist
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfe8tCcHnKY&ab_channel=YRR
>take off her top time perfectly with the music
banged really hard that day
>>73879447
Daddy Yankee- Barrio Fino
>>73879447
just put on the "man is the animal" album
>>73879447
Do it mang
>>73879447
The Doors - L.A. Woman
>>73879447
NO LOVE DEEP WEB
>>73879447
>>73879447
Metal Machine Music
>>73879447
Milli Vanilli- Girl You Know It's True
>>73879833
Winrar
>>73879833
>>73879447
>>73879833
holy shit please post a video
>>73869368
wtf /mu/, I was planning on going out for a nice 7am run, now I'm sitting here jerking my cock.
>>73869995
REEEE
>>73869368
music distracts me during sex, honestly to the point of losing my boner
There's nothing better, at least that I've found
>>73872147
i've fucked to alvvays twice already
lol i wouldn't fuck to more than half of this shit
get rid of leonard cohen and fleet foxes for sure
put in stuff like sharon jones and the dap kings and issac hayes
>>73879741
Holy shit, haven't laughed that hard in awhile anon. Thank you.
>>73879413
that happened my first attempt at sex. it happens, no biggie.
>>73869498
>>73869688
MORE OR SAUCE NAO
>>73879706
ha. i was recently having a tryst with this great chick, and we decided to watch moonrise kingdom (neither of us had seen it-- im otherwise a pretty big wes anderson fan, but i had skipped that one because of some stupid reason regarding an ex). hardy features pretty prominently in the film, which is very sweet, and after it was over i put the album on (cause i'm a cool guy and i have the album) and we just had the best sex.
all of that to say, very good choice.
>>73872394
You lurk /r9k/ and you're calling others losers? Jesus Christ are you retarded?
>>73879709
sweet love is an all timer
>>73872147
>>73873437
>was going to play LCD Soundsystem when a girl came over to fuck
>she's kind of a pleb so I figured it would be something inoffensive and sexy in a more fun way
>player wouldn't work, so just fucked with the fan going
>now some guy on my favorite Ajerbaijani quilting board has me second guessing my choice
Is LCD Soundsystem truly laughable? Did I dodge some terrible bullet?
If it were truly up to me I'd put on some dream pop but I feel like that's too out there for most people.
>>73869376
You have to be a real fucking retard to fuck to anything that's to the right of three unless your girlfriend/boyfriend is already a pathetic /mu/tant
>>73880372
I can accept most of 4. Fucking to The Money Store is a thing many a college student has done at this point. 5 and 6 are downright idiotic though.
>>73880371
>I feel like that's too out there for most people.
its not. people like music, and girls who like you enough to sleep with you will like what you pick.
>>73869428
does not fuck confirmed
>>73880443
that's actually nice perspective
thanks anon
>>73869376
This looks like it was made by some underage virgin who started browsing /mu/ like a month before he made it.
>Made by RYM user Soggypotato420
Yeah that pretty much confirms what I just said
>>73874339
>giving a shit about the girl cumming
lmao just get that bitch to fall in love with you and establish yourself as being the less needy one in the realtionship and she'll do whatever the fuck you want - just her making you cum will be perfect for her
also
>not having deathgrip
>>73880410
If Songs About Fucking had a different title, it wouldn't be on that list.
imagine having sex to an album with lyrics
LMAOOOOO
my chica is dark and likes classic r&b female singers so mostly billie holiday and whitney
i really don't mind
>>73880774
>billie holiday
fuckin to Strange Fruit is top tier patrician
https://youtu.be/7edvieBdICU
I actually fuck pussy you fucking virgins
>>73869368
>>73880938
Do you guys weep afterwards?
>>73872147
I'm so confused by this chart, most of these make no sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GE_hcsDOXI
>>73880838
hey man can i get your autograph and some lessons? thanks. huge fan!
>>73879833
oh jesus
>>73872626
>>73875944
Not Sunn O))), but I have boned to Om and Earth, shit was tight. Like fucking an aztec goddess by moonlight
>>73869368
who else busted a nut to this ting
>>73873059
seconding moon safari shit is for sexi bois only
Unironically any Whitehouse and/or power electronics. Only if it's rough stuff. Can't really "make love" to Whitehouse.
>>73869376
is this a sexcore guide or a guide on how to scare your one-night stand away?
Grillcore
Without question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPr4F8dplFg&index=2&list=RDy6y_4_b6RS8
>>73881055
Cringey
>>73881219
SAY YOU'RE A HUMAN TOILET
>>73881330
YOU'RE SAYING HIS SHIT'S IN YOUR MOUTH AND NOTHING HAPPENED?
>>73874339
this is actually a really good post desu
ultimate sex song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE
>>73876689
>she doesn't eat the girl out before sex
>tfw a girl tells you she doesn't like getting eaten out and just wants to fuck
can't tell if it was a diss or a compliment. i'm guessing the former. but i also hate eating girls out so that's that
>control+f James Blake
>0 results
Why have you forsaken him, ?mu/?
https://youtu.be/BZZtwrSh0W0
>"Listening" to music whilst having sex
You guys are everything that is wrong with the music industry.
>>73872147
>Earth 2
past choices
>>73875060
hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inw5Me3vQGY&feature=youtu.be
clearly this one
>>73872012
wow this is amazing
>>73869368
NORMALFAGS GET OOOUUT!
>>73881399
i havent, his last album sucked though, anyone have an idea where i can get those bbc show with him? they were so much fun
>>73876592
>not having sex
>>73872202
had an ex that would fuck to stuff like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwBpz9-vsFs
got rough. sex and violence. titillating
>>73869376
Gee anon, I didn't know you fucked to entry-level hipster garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU9_0pxiDjY
I tend to play this track when I jerk. Does that count?
>>73879709
>with all my heart I love you baby
>stay with me and you will see my heart
>i love you baby
>stay with me oh baby I believe in this love
>sweet love
>got me calling out your name
>i feel no shame
>I'm in love
>sweet love
>don't you ever go away
>baby always be this way
I've only tried with NLDW and the new Cigarettes after sex and both were nice but completely different obviously.
This is the only acceptable answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91u5J6_ZaDg
>>73874339
What kind of teenaged tumblr drivel is this and why is on my /mu/?
>>73885988
>criminal intent
nah bruh
>>73874022
I think Lullabies to Paralyze would be a better pick for a QOTSA album to fuck to.
>>73869376
This is by far the worst chart I've ever seen on this board. Mezzanine and Dummy are the only 2 albums that belong there.
>>73880314
top kek