ITT: The coolest musician to ever live.

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>>73826379
No

god damn I want to headbutt you.

>>73826379
Bowie for white people
Prince for black people/ non whites

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>>73826379

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*blocks your path*

>>73826449

one of my favorite musicians despite giving the wamen the good ole slaperoo and hiteroo and neglecteroo to the kid

>>73826449
beating your wife aint cool. kiddo

>>73826420
FAT

>>73826501
UGLY

>>73826511

I love how varg literally went bald and grey like a year after he got out of prison

>>73826511
barg bigernes :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>73826536

>>73826397
Kek

>>73826509
DEAD

>>73826402
discount Julian Casablancas

>>73826610
That's Adam Green broski

>>73826632

keith is the blandest looking rock musician i've ever seen.

I have no room to talk because it looks like I got that same snobby nose though

>>73827036
He looks permanently done.

>>73826379
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terje_Bakken

On January 14, 2004, Valfar went for a walk towards his family's cabin at Fagereggi, but he never arrived. Three days later, authorities found his body at Reppastolen in the Sogndal Valley. Valfar had been caught in a snow storm and died from hypothermia.

>>73827080

its sad that i get this joke

>>73827020
I kinda wish they had finersteride back then. He looks so much better with a full head of hair.

>>73827080
Kvlt.

>>73826444
My nigga, trips confirm
>anyone ever implying that Bowie isn't the coolest musician

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>It seemed that Crosby couldn’t avoid trouble even at home. One time some armed burglars tried to break into the bedroom of Crosby’s house, while he and his girlfriend, Debbie Donovan, lay in bed. Crosby pulled out his trusty .45 automatic pistol and fired at the intruders, chasing them off. Crosby theorized the burglars were probably looking for some of his dope.

>Crosby’s gunplay continued when a parking attendant told Crosby he couldn’t park his car in a particular spot. When Crosby said he was parking there anyway, the attendant pulled out a pipe and threatened him with it, until Crosby withdrew his .45 and stuck it in the man’s ribs. By the time a security guard showed up and investigated, Crosby had stashed the gun and said, “What gun?”

>Having snorted coke for about ten years, by 1976 Crosby had developed a perforated septum. So, no longer able to snort the stuff into his nose, Crosby began dropping the stuff into liquids. Then, a short time later, he began freebasing; that is, preparing the cocaine with ether, so as to make a base for smoking. It wasn’t long before Crosby was smoking as much as an ounce of cocaine per day

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>>73827664
>Contrast that with a moment of recall from the infamous 1974 CSN&Y tour when Crosby hit the road in the company of two warring women. One of them was a lady — Goldie Locks from Mill Valley — whose favors Nash had previously enjoyed.

>“Often I would knock on his hotel door, which he kept propped open with a security jamb, and he’d be getting blown by both of those girls, all while he was talking and doing business on the phone and rolling joints and smoking and having a drink. Crosby had incredible sexual energy.

>“It got to be such a routine scene in his room, I’d stop by with someone and go, ‘Aw, fuck, he’s getting blown again. Oh, dear, let’s give him a minute.”

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>ctrl f
>no daddy gira
tf mu

>>73827795
No Wave Gira with the funky beret looking hat is a top 5 80s cool, not numero uno though.

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The coolest

>>73826543
kek'd

>>73827004
>blandest looking

80% of Rock stars get their look from him. He basically invented the scraggy druggy rock star look

>>73827664
>>73827730

What a guy

>>73828409
this

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IT AIN'T EASY

>>73827020
who is this fag

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>the fucking man during his prime
>turn into a laughing stock after one video

Damn...

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>>73826444
This

/mu/ logic: flamboyant, gay, unstable = cool

>>73829738
Pretty true though

>>73829765
Maybe, if you're gay and emotionally unstable like a girl

>>73829814
Wrinkly.

>>73829946
?

>>73829817
You're the kinda guy that thinks that John Wayne is 'cool'

>>73829814
he looks kinda like elliott smith here

>>73829968
Almost everyone thinks John Wayne (or his public persona at least) is cool

>>73829619
link to video pls

>>73827192
would kill his sex drive

>>73826379
The thing that annoys me about people like Kurt Cobain is that he smokes all the fucking time in press shots which, regardless of whether he's addicted to smoking or not, it's not hard to just not smoke in press shots. Despite this, he was constantly banging on about how bad drugs are and even told fans not to smoke since its bad. So why did he fucking smoke in press shots? That's literally endorsing smoking.
So many kids at my school who idolised people like Kurt Cobain smoked even though the sheer amount of knowledge we are provided on the negative impacts of smoking would mean you'd have to be mentally retarded to start smoking unless you hated yourself.
I don't even care that much about people smoking buy I just think bands and artists shouldn't inadvertently endorse it by smoking and posing all the time in press shots which is something that can easily be avoided. It really shouldn't be cool to smoke anymore.

>>73831081
well said

>>73830092
Nah just exclusively white Southerners think that, John Wayne is a pussy, Clint gets the coolest movie star accolade.

>>73827192
>maintaining hair

>>73826402
>>73826449
This

Not the coolest but still up there
>>73826420
>>73830286

Really? No one has said Mick? You guys doing this on purpose?

>>73831139
Shit. I meant Pete to be not the coolest.

Morrison and Lennon are the coolest to ever do it. No question. Cobain was alright too, but not as.

Even their deaths were cool, to be honest

>Morrisson dies in the bath with his boots still on
>Lennon shot by a crazed fan

>>73826402
Hands down.

>>73831171
Pete is cooler than Cobain and was cooler than hippie John but New York John, Jimi, Mick and Jimbo are the Rushmore of cool.

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Make way you plebs

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post cool women

>>73831225
Nah, Lennon was cool, hippie or not

>>73826393
Are you gay

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>>73831275
the best

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>>73831275

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nico. no man or woman was cooler than her. she was heroin chic almost 3 decades before the term was coined.

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>>73831275

>>73829504
this

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>>73826444
>>73828409
>>73829393
>>73831454
these
My vote goes fro Thurston.

>>73826488
Being the 2nd worst memberoo of your banderoo

>>73830937
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw

>>73829504
do you think there was ever a moment off stage this dude wasnt covered in pussy

>>73831454
this, she is the og debbie harry

>>73826449
lennon seemed like a pretentious fag

>>73832134
Houellebecq is cooler.

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sorry whatd you say

>>73826495
says who?