Ok now it's official She's an absolute smokebomb

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Why did she grow up so fast?

>>73824578
What's a smokebomb?

Is that good or bad?

>>73824592
It means op is too hip for you and uses made up words

>>73824592
>>73824593
Ah, Europeans.
It's the best thing.

>>73824578

is that like a stinkbomb?

>>73824607
>douche

>>73824586
she looks like an infant

>>73824607
I've lived in the US all my life. What the actual fuck is a smokebomb?

>>73824578
she always was. i never got why she called herself not pretty on royals. she was always attractive and glo'd up.

>>73824578


it's called "eye shadow" & it turns girls into women

>>73824837
when a woman smokes and drinks heavily throughout her pregnancy, she gives birth to a smokebomb i.e. Lorde

does she still go out with that asian kid? i remember all the nonces on here being really mad about it

>>73824837
I have to check urban dictionary now just so i can talk to people

>>73824881
She's probably living it up with chads...

>>73824837
"Smokey" implies fire. Like she's hot, and wild

You never heard the term smokeshow?

>>73824881

her new album is all about breaking up with him and going out and fucking a new chad every night

>>73824922
I've heard calling someone "smoking" hot but not a smokebomb

>>73824954
I've heard calling someone "the bomb" but, who talks like this anymore? it's so teen movie

>>73824973
this board is so teen movie

>>73824973
so 2000 and late

>>73824578
I saw Lorde live a few years back when I went to the Preakness. She looked like she was on heroin

yall can talk to the hand

>>73825015
mmmHMM!

>>73825015
Why?

nudes when

>>73825087
There's a nipslip pic, but I still want to see her hairy cooch

>>73825101
please direct to me to said picture

cheers and thanks

>>73825101
lad pls

Do you think she still lurks on /mu/?
O i am wonderin

>>73824578
>She's an absolute smokebomb
so she can cover you from hostile line of sight while your squad advances or retreats?

I'm from NZ and this is not a saying

>>73825376
NZ might as well not even exist.

>>73825131
>>73825195
You literally just have to google Lorde nipslip, it's the first pic.

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>>73825393
Just like this thread

>>73825101
>mfw I see the nip
Holy shit she's gross

>>73824941
Too bad im not chad

>>73824837
I know 4chan likes to throw the word autism around very loosely but...

>>73824586
Why is she so cute bros

I wonder what how she smells

looks like mr bean

>>73824578
she's lovely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M70iz2UjQyI

Apparently the chinese dude broke up with her because of all the hate he got

>>73824578
Reviewbrah with a wig is hot as fuck

>>73826066
but what? there are literally no relevant search results on Google. YOUR autism is really showing.

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>>73826310
They're cousing, anonpai.

>>73824865
>eyebrow fill
>woman

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>>73826317

>>73824907
Yeah because I'm sure chads listen to Lorde

>>73826360
Yeah, I got pretty excited when I first saw the Green Light music video because of her tight and slightly revealing pink dress.

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>>73826382
the only good thing about new lorde

>>73826432
Her body? I guess it's not as frumpy as it used to be.

>>73824578
>she's an absolute smokebomb

Whut Does that mean?

>>73826468
It means she smokes lots of meth, while also being armed with several homemade smoke bombs to divert the loan sharks when they come after her for outstanding drug money fees

You are all faggots

>>73826468
It's when happens when she opens her legs, a smokey cloud pours out and kills you

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>>73826636

>>73826315
Its pretty fucking obvious what he meant

>>73826664
Woah
wew

>>73826373
No but they have the sex with women

>>73824586
I want to give her a big smooch

>>73826715
Chadfags aren't even nearly good enough to get with lorde but they do anyway

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>>73826754
Stand the fuck in line.

She's mine

So Lorde is normie slut stacy-core now?

selling out as a WHORE!

>>73824578
Wow, you said it OP!

She's a genuine snake in my boot!

>>73826965
Nuh uh

>>73827118
Shes a total foot clapper, thats for sure

>>73826317
>>73826310
DELETE THIS

liability is nice

>>73827341
What do you mean?

it's not really fun

>>73827362
It is though.

>>73827387
it doesn't last

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>first album is about being a quiet modest girl who has trouble fitting in
>second album is about partying

>>73827413
ahh I see you didn't actually listen to the second album

>>73827425
Let me guess, she is being "ironic"...

>>73827413
its pretty hard not to fit in when your a superstar... people will do whatever just to be around you

>>73827425
No I think he's more of the kind of person who has to oversimplify everything to wrap his head around it.

>>73827483
makes sense coming from a frogcuck

>>73827482
you've probably obsessed over people before, we make superstars out of people we know

>>73827425
Totally forgettable crap album

Boring girl doesn't compare to grimes at all

>>73827974
Grimes is boring bro
Avant-quirk is boring

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>>73824873

>>73828023
Haha

>>73828023
Grimes is really important these days, you don't matter

>>73828110
Fine with me, mattering in 2017 is fucking gay.

According to blind items
Taylor Swift is managing her unofficially, and also fucking her

>>73828364
No u

>>73828128
I'm just telling you how im sick to death of the grimes thing

>>73828449
Everyone is man. Everyone.

>>73828479
I thought it would get better

>>73828521
Maybe it's a necessary evil, a reminder to not rely on experimental photo shoots and grand music videos to overcompensate because she's not fucking talented. At the end of the day all that matters is the music and hers simply will not hold up.

>>73826715
Fucking scum

>>73828616
Why do you think she's so popular on here now?

Is Royals still the greatest pop song of the decade?

>>73825014
Pure Heroin, perhaps?

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>this thread

>>73829313
>these mods

>>73826674
not at all, you idiot. it's literally not a term.

>>73829125
Gangnam Style

>>73828829
I guess ill just call them samefags

>>73829125
It's a shit decade

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10/10 feet
it's sad that they closed my thread

>>73829487
They're just so... asthetic

She knows how to close an album. A World Alone and Perfect Places are solid endings.

>>73825014
https://youtu.be/aDrURJ_fzRk?t=290

You try to do that shit on heroin

>>73829487
kill yourself

>>73829487
Underrated

>>73829487
It's not really about the feet, just saying

>>73824607
I'm american and I've never heard this term. I knew what you meant, but it's still bullshit that you made up

A smokebomb huh

>>73831460
>>73831840
Smokebomb!
Baby Lorde smokeshow smokebomb

>>73831884
Kek

>>73824578
>She's an absolute smokebomb

I'm stealing that.

>>73829487
>taytay has licked those feet

I unironically want to lick her feet

>>73824578
I'm 3 years older than her. That's fucking mind bending.