What music would you play on your first date with this bb?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow2_rC26GR8

Grimes Art Angels

>>73810855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8

>>73810922
fugg off friend

she looks like a goblin with her small face and weird posture

>>73811367
Obvious grimesfag here

>>73811395
i hate both

>>73810855
New Slang - The Shins

>>73811367
>he's not into goblins

>>73811367
Shut up

this will set her on fire and intense orgasm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsR8i6cGESw

>>73812090
pleb

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>I wanna fuck you like an animal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs

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i would ask her what type of music she likes and then choose something she might like based on that

or go through her music library and pick something i like out of there

or just something inoffensive and "chill" like Donuts or Nujabes or whatever

>>73812938
this is dope, here is a song you might enjoy as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5IvyeAeEOM

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>tfw lavren thread, lorde thread and grimes thread up at the same time

who she be??

lol funny story, the other night i put on the kevin gates song 'wassup wit it' while a girl was driving me home without thinking about the fact that the chorus goes
"Let me hit that pussy one timmmmeee' repeatedly

and she thought i was tryna smang (i mean i was, but not trying to send that particular message through music i was putting on) and it was kind of awkward

moral of the story, careful with the sexually aggressive messages in music you put on for girls, they are sometimes flighty, like a young deer

Good: "The Weekend," "Pony" by Ginuine, Al Green's Greatest Hits, Crystal Castle

Not So Good: "Head til I'm Dead" by 3 6 mafia

> CHVRCHES - The Mother We Share

To make sure she knows I like her I'll compliment her voice and sing along.

i'm worried about brandon

what's the last thing we've heard about him?

>>73813307
>this is dope, here is a song you might enjoy as well

kek Fetti is already overhyped, look at the views


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysdf6F_8Nyk

>>73813307
Lavren loves 90s indie rock and p4kcore

>>73813468
Goober's been around, he's just trying to pretend he doesnt love lavren

>>73813379
>he thinks that women think that we think that they don't know that we wanna smash

why the fuck else date anyone?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCBzNGSG2w

hey, Lauren, you hate jews and love the king?

something about me wanting to cum in her bum

>>73810855
So how bad did Brandon fuck up again?

>>73810855
something that isnt as shitty as her own music

>>73811367
Yeah, nob that boglin.

>>73812090
Purity Ring, what her band wishes they could be

>>73813807
That hurt my head

>>73810855
Samael - Ceremony of Opposites

>>73811395
As if grimesfags have any room to call someone a goblin

>>73815179
everyone knows he fucked up bad, doesnt need to be brought up everythread.

>>73815326
I know

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>>73811367
Not so much a goblin, but definitely and elf.

>>73815326
he doesnt need to worry now anyway, apparently her and justin are engaged.

>>73816837
i love making him miserable, how's it feel Mr. Love? Are you full or regret, anger, sadness? You could have been fucking her! Oh, well. :D

>>73812938
sick

>>73817577
How do I feel?

"Meh"

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>>73810855

>>73817712
that's it? I was expecting some kind of breakdown

>>73817789
Well, sorry for letting you down, I guess.

Can someone please explain the full Brendon story? I haven't been here since 2015

>>73818019
a fan that lauren knew of before chvrches, used to support her old band, gave her some serious emotional support when she was getting fucked with at their first shows here in the USA, ended up playing a big part in the leave a trace trolling, pissed her the fuck off, wanted to kill him, sees his posts here, isolates him, starts dating and is now rumored to be engaged to justin.

there's a bit of truth to her liking him, but he blew it big time

>>73818071
lol sucks for him
dude needs to get it wont happen again and needs to move on or get into therepy

>>73818071
forgot to add, she'd pop in periodically to see if he's lost weight and/or got his shit together. In the span of 2 years he did nothing.

>>73818071
wew lad

>>73818387
Yeah, he has a bad habit of fucking up good things that come his way. He had his foot in the door.

>>73815263
that's one peculiar choice

>>73818547
I never had my foot in the door with her, that's just a baseless rumor.

>>73818750
keep telling yourself that
>>73818071
and supported tyci

>>73818852
he supported a feminist collective? that's cool of him

>>73818750
>I'm in denial even though I said I made it all up as damage control

>>73820457
A lot of it was made up dude.

>>73810855
Death Grips, if she doesn't enjoy it she can leave.

>>73820508
suurrree

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>>73810855

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stranger things soundtrack

>>73821256
Oh shit

>>73821196
It was, a lot of it was me samefagging and people playing along. I never had a chance with her, I doubt she knows anyone I know. That''s it. I'll admit I wanted it to be real since I like her so much but it wasn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gskNHVL6deU

>>73821335
Nah, it was real. Just admit it dude, you're full of regret. You''re just to much of a coward to admit the truth and hide behind "it was a joke". You had a chance, you blew it, get into therepy or move on.

>>73821335
did the NYPD get back to you?

>>73821461
Whatever man.
>>73821518
Lol, I never went to the NYPD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5cyfXpT5jw

>>73821461
or you should move on to since he's said it about 4 times? if she did like him she'd be talking to him..brandon hasnt said anything about that in the past

>>73821703
No, she hasn't talked to me at any point. No nothing from her. If anything I could have tried, but how would I have even met her?

>>73821764
we get it, youre a fuck up
now stop samefagging and let the fucking thread die

>>73821800
No.

Big Black

Purity Ring

Idk, whatever was playing on my playlist when I last got in the car who cares

>>73821764
people were fucking with you, all of this shit got to your head and you need to get help dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jglSf_5R5k&list=PLBMlWAivVvdn38GeulaAkF4lqH8B7pn7C&index=2

>>73823499
this.
Brandon, I know you like this girl, and that's cool. You can't stop talking about her, it's been 3 1/2 years, this is NOT healthy.

>>73823499
>>73823610
I'm fine.

>>73823638
You're in denial. Bad, and that's not a good thing Brandon. I get it, people made you think there was a chance when their wasn't. It wasn't real, and if there is any truth, you'll never know. You need a break from here and the internet Brandon, it's fucking with your head.

>>73823678
Nah he's past it now. Just needs to catch a break and he'll be in the clear.

>>73823712
I don't think he's past anything. He needs to get back into society because this behavior isn't normal.

>>73823678
>>73823712
>>73823776
I'm fine, seriously.

>>73823826
>3 1/2 years
I don't think you're fine and you let things get to you. I know she seems attainable Brandon, but she's not, she's out of your league and I'm not saying it to be mean. Just to tell you the truth.

>>73823887
Alright, there was once were I did think I could have her involved in my life if I got better, and I believed it.

>>73823947
lol wow

>>73823947
>>73823947
so youre still in denail

>>73823947
so it's true that you had IRL interactions with her, before the leave a trace episode?

>>73824167
No. There was no IRL anything. The first contact I had with her was having her like a comment I had posted on their facebook earlier in their career.Something along the lines of "Fuck what they have to say, dont give that subhuman trash attention". That was probably the only interaction that I had with her.

>>73810855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea7_6p1aUzs

>>73824401
Her knowing who you are should be enough.

nothing lol it's a date, what are u autistic

>>73824401
dude, just take a break from here and get your head right.
>>73824471
and? that means nothing. if he didnt take part in that stupid trolling shit he still wouldnt have got anywhere. his past history with liking shit she's done aside.

Brandon you're a trainwreck.

>>73810855
adsad

>>73824534
Yeah, I did want her involved in my life at one time. I'm getting over that pipe dream, If I really can't I'll get help.
>>73824583
Noshit?

>>73824685
you need to get over the pipe dream because that dream wasnt real and never will be.

>>73824754
I wanted it to be. :(

>>73824798
>>73824798
It's not, and you need to make some changes in your life before you go off the deep end. You think about her, you want her in your life because in a way, you want to be her. You want to be successful, you want to have money, you want to have people want you around and know your name. You also see traits in her personality that you wish you had. You wanted to go to law school, you wanted to write for music publications, you wanted to do something with music. She reminds you of what you wanted to be and she reminds you of your failures. You don't know her, she could be a different person when the cameras are off and you'd have no idea, her name probably isn't even Lauren. You don't love her, what you love is the idea of her, the idea of having her in your life and what good can come from it.

She isn't going to be there for you, she isn't for you, she's out of reach, and out of your league.

>>73824908
You're exactly right now that I think about it. I read over it a couple of times and realized that's what's going on here.

>>73824908
damn

>>73824908

>>73811367
STRANGER THINGS have happened

>>73825364
>she is the upside down
>brandon is monster thing

>>73825052
feel better?

>>73825440
A little.

>>73825482
At least you can be honest enough to say how you feel and that you need to stop. Hope the whole protective order thing is real you don't need that in your life right now. Admitting something like that takes strength.

>>73825921
Yeah I hope it isn't either, that's the one thing that's fucked with me a lot. It could fuck up so much.

>>73825957
It was probably someone fucking with you. Why are you still so worried about it?

>>73825957
unless you have been served the papers, and have a court date. it isn't real. how many times does this have to be said?

>>73826010
>>73826040
Because I wanted to go to NYC for a moped rally. I think she saw it and did something, I just have this feeling in my gut.

>>73826067
how does wanting to go to a moped rally in NYC have you think she actually did it?

>>73810855
Wash your pits girlie

>>73826110
It's in the brooklyn area of NYC, and she apparently stays around that way. So if she did do something it was her thinking I was going there for another reason (her), instead of seeing what I was actually going there for.

>>73826124
You're being way too paranoid.

>>73826138
What if I'm not? It was seriously two days afterwards I said I wanted to go to that rally there was a mention of her filing one against me.

>>73826170
THE FUCKING NYPD COMMISSIONER TOLD YOU IT WASNT REAL
HOLY FUCK

>>73826170
>>73826187
LOL

>>73826187
I felt better after that, the whole thing just freaked me out. I didn't want her or anyone else to think I was going there stalk her and it scared the hell out of me.

>>73826284
It was people fucking with you, it could have been Lauren herseld

>>73826284
You need to take a break from here more so when it's affecting you personally

>>73815292
woah bud, they both are qts.

>>73826702
Or people from mopeds that don't want you around

>>73826986
:(

>>73810855
I was gonna write some Onkyo or Noise music or something funny, but she's probably dumb as a brick and likes awful shit like Rae Sremmurd and Travis Scott, tbqhfmly.

>>73827146
just get your shit together and stop worrying about a bitch that hates you
god damn

>>73826187
wait this nigga really emailed the nypd?

>>73827393
Yeah.
>>73827347
Trying to.

>>73827436
>trying to
weve heard that for the past 10 years
shut the fuck up or do something

i hope lavren kicks you in the nuts for being an obsessive creep nd not being a man and moving on

>>73827486
I dont know why I'm so caught up on her.

>>73827647
Because when you post here you're reminded of her. You need to move on or get some help Brandon.
>>73826986
Great people you're spending you time with.

>>73827693
you need to see this, this anon hit it on the head >>73824908

>>73827647
you need to focus on your life not someone elses.

>>73827939
>>73824908
I also think my biggest problem is being in my head all the time and not having much going on or anything else to think about.

>>73828086
Get a job you neet

>>73828191
and a social life

>>73828205
he had one before he fucked it up
>mopeds

>>73828086
look, we've given you advice. take a break from here, get your mind on other things and you'll forget about her. there's other girls out there brandon not just lauren and i know she seems cool and from what youve said "everything Ive wanted" but just let her go man, youre carrying a torch for some girl that hates you and doesnt want you around her

>>73828086
here's a list of your biggest problems, in order from biggest to smallest
>being a fatass
>having lardtits
>fat
>so fucking fat
>disgustingly fat
>make-ppl-vomit-once-you-pass fat
>always-smell-like-bo-even-if-you-just-showered fat
>fatter upper pussy area fat
>fatty fat fatso
>fat fucker
>fat

>>73828416
>>73828416
yeah, we get he's fat but he has other problems.
>needs to get a job
>needs to get a car
>needs to get a place of his own
>needs to get friends and a social life again

Those are what he'll benefit from the most, not saying his weight, and diet issues aren't slowly killing him. A better body image and outlook on life does wonder for depression, which Brandon has said he has serious issues with.

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>>73828467
well we've been waiting on him to do this for years and even thought this big change was going to happen when he got his last job.

>>73828573
Well I didn't know that my card info would get stolen and have $1700 stolen from me a couple of days before I was getting a car. I didn't know I'd have to pay off depts to drug dealers, pay bills, get groceries and other shit.

It was just a bad time.

>>73828699
I'm not talking about normal shit, im talking about people who spent all their money on drugs and I'd have to be the one that kept the lights on.

>>73828699
>>73828850
so maybe thinking about lavren and you took your mind off your shitty reality? i've heard you mention that most of your things were broken if you didn't give them anything and had a bunch of your shit pawned

>>73828943
That's plausible. There was times were I'd think, "Wonder what she'd think about what I'm going through". Re-reading that puts in to perspective on how bad I needed an escape from everything. I was just stuck there, and I might have to go back to that crackhouse tomorrow and I really don't want to and have NO idea what I'm going to do.

>lavren thread
>only 9 images

waste of space

>>73829154
you just need a better life, and to be around better people, 4 chan, and lavren can't give you that

and someone to touch yer penis

>>73829414
>someone to touch yer penis
:3

>>73829438
depression and lonliness is a bitch and your situation things are tough. you'll make it through, now get off here and go jog or something you fat fuck

>>73828943
so we kind of got to the bottom of it, Brandon wishes he had her life, and he used her to think about things when times got rough.

am I missing anything?

>>73829154
Brandon, I know things have been hard. Thinking "What would she think" gives us some insight , you're using her as an escape from your problems and it's not healthy. You need to get out of there, they're trying to drag you down with them and you've formed problems over it. Get out of there and get around healthy people, healthy environments, and healthy social situations. Things like this can cause damage to your psyche. If you like her, fine, if you like the music fine. Using her to forget your issues makes me feel like where this all started. You're just lonely, in a bad place, and need some change badly.

>>73830432
I know it's not healthy, It's not something I did all the time. It was just something to think about to get my mind off things. I'm just not that much of a happy person. Most of my time is spent alone and on the internet.

>>73830657
I think you need a good break from here and the internet for a while. You're using it as a substitute for social interaction, the internet isn't real life and you need to get back out into the world. Sorry about your family, sorry about how you got bullied, sorry people isolated and alienated you. You need to get your shit right, for yourself.
Shit like this can turn you into a schizo, and I'm not joking Brandon.

>>73830726
Pretty much everything said in the thread is true. It's just I'm waiting on finding another job so I can re-start this process of wanting to get better. I'm just in a bad place that's all.

>>73830883
i can hire you, actually. i need people and you seem to live in my area

>>73831760
Brandon don't but youre not that stupid

>>73832180
Nah, that's just asking to get raped and/or murdered

>>73830220
you forgot to call him a goober

Holy shit Brandon

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>>73810855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hubDG35DZh8
poopwave

or
https://youtu.be/wKF95z4r2O8

>>73824908
>>73830432
>>73830726
best advice in the thread

>>73833076
Telling him to kill himself is good advice too.

>>73810855
Tales from the Crypt theme song to make her feel at home

>>73811367
>implying you wouldn't lick her armpit

>>73833484
Fuck off Lauren.

>>73833560
>>73833560
Surprised she had time to say something, guess fido got his nut.

>>73833621
hahahaha oh shit

I would fuck to Krafwerk.

I would eat Mayberry for hours.

>>73811395
I like both

>>73833621
Keep on Brandon, Just keep on digging your grave.

>>73833621
lol dude just stop before she actually does do something.

>>73833984
don't think i'm playing with you either, you have got sympathy for your problems and you go and do this shit

>>73834033
>damn, this Brandon guy seems to have a lot of problems
>says that
Yeah, fuck Brandon. I started to feel bad for him too.

>>73834098
It's fine, he can just keep alienating himself from people. He's not worthy to be in anyone's lives anyway.

>>73833938
>>73833984
>>73834033
>>73834131
Ok, I got really defensive for no reason. Just hit a nerve.

>>73834211
so what the fuck are you trying to do now? alienate yourself not only from the brooklyn moped scene and at the same time piss people off there and on here as a whole? you can't take it back.

>>73834271
I'm confused. What exactly is so bad about what he said?

>>73834271
with all the shit that's going on with him right now you can't get why someone telling him to kill himself would piss him off?

>>73834271
I jokingly mentioned her, calm down man.

>>73834378
it's always a joke with you isn't it? wasn't there that one time you were "joking" and almost got your shit stomped in for it?

>>73834403
I was just a stupid teenager at the time.

>>73834633
And you're a stupid adult that's been given way too many free passes and hasn't got his ass laid out like he deserves.

>>73834691
Chill out dude.

>>73834691
That was almost 11 years ago, I was just some dumb kid who thought trolling a moped forum was funny. I found out that it wasn't just an online forum, learned a lesson. I felt bad about it, and still do today. What do you want from me?

>>73834805
that you don't understand how much damage you've done to yourself and the amount of people know about this and you pissed off over this "joke".

keep on fucking around Brandon, keep on fucking around and one day all of this will come to bite you on the ass and this time people won't be so lenient.

>>73834874
This is probably not as big of a deal as you think it is.

>>73834910
that's what they told Brandon when they brought him to that rally.

>>73834972
Wait, what?

Cheap Trick - heaven tonight
me and my imaginary gf will love it desu

>>73834271
>>73834403
>>73834691
>>73834874
>>73834874
shut up nothings going to happen to Brandon

>>73835026
people are fucking with you

>>73835026
Well, you have a good night Mr. Love. Learn to keep that mouth shut and keep them teeth in your head.

>>73834403
>>73834691
>>73834874
>>73836040
>>73836040
Is CHVRCHES a NYHC band now?

>>73836059
Just some dickhead who thinks he's scaring me.

>>73813468
I'm fucked, I got two days to figure out where to go.

>>73836242
sorry you're going through this shit
it'll be alright
and maybe you want to stop talking shit about lavren just in case

I miss the days when lavren threads were just steve dumping pics instead of turning into the Brandon show every time.

>>73836401
we can still have that
that dude just has problems and needs some one to talk to, hate to admit im actually worried about the guy, this isn't the best place to do it since lauren herself posts here

>>73836401
it was entertaining when he used to be funny, now that shits got to his head..it's just weird attention whoring stuff than making anyone laugh like he used to. people telling him he had ties with her really sent him over the edge, even when there's really no proof of it or anything else.

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>>73810855
>bb
:D

>>73818071
Source?

>>73821335
This

You really believed the fake ass story Brandon told you all these years? L M A O

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>>73836451
>>73836510
Brandon like cute little hipster girls, so are you surprised? It's not that he's a bad person, its that he needs someone to talk to and vent. He needs to find somewhere else to do that, not here. He seems to have some serious problems going on and I understand him wanting to talk to anyone that will listen but he's gone from and entertaining tripfag into a sad, attention seeking one.

>>73836685
lol what's up lauren?

>>73836789
Dubs and Brandon's Lauren's bull

>>73836936
Swing and a miss.

>>73836970
so you aren't lying about possibly ending up homeless?

you and chvrches are in on this aren't you HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU YOU WHORE?

>>73837048
No, I'm not lying about that.

Can't tell ya. :)

>>73837085
You and lauren type alike.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BRANDON!

>>73837149
;)

>>73836685
he's been a troll since thee cky alliance days. he's used to drive people insane.

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>>73836694
unph

>>73810855
Vauxhall & I.

>>73837282
I think it's funny how you wanted to go to school for the same things she succeeded in. I wonder the chance on that.

>>73837691
I have no idea, I was in computer science before I dropped out, law was one of my choices next to journalism. It's pretty strange

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>>73837771
would you still go for her?

>>73837942
Now? Nah, she's with Justin. We would have never met, and even if I did (lets say I lost weight,got my shit together) there would probably be awkward small talk and some lame ass picture. That's what I think would happen, sorry if that isn't wacky enough. I never thought anything would really happen between us anyway, her whole thing is looking attainable, when she really isn't.

>>73838004
there can't be a part were you muay thai fight justin and she jumps on the back of your moped and you both live together as some (literal) little hipster couple?

is this shit real
whats this place
like, stalker town

>>73838204
Because that's stupid

>>73838004
you'll never get your shit together and if you do it'll always be close yet far same with your weight

so she liked one of your comments 5 years ago and because of that you thought she could be part of your life

that's hummmm

some fucked up shit man

>>73838508
I didn't crush on her until later, right before the release of EOE. It was just a crush, no harm done.

>>73838531
I never fucking asked you shit about your life, stop trying so hard to look so pathetic

>>73838575
I was correcting you numbnuts

>>73838598
sorry things are shitty for you
maybe you should have made some sacrifices and tried harder and you woulndt be in this position.

>>73838707
I know, what sucks more is wanting to fix that and getting no where. Can't take back time and I regret spending the money I made. I lost my job in may, I'm still trying to find something. Hate how I was about to make that first step to getting better and things just fell apart.

>>73838800
just ignore the thoings holding back, the time you lost, and the things you missed out on and keep going forward

1. who the fuck is brandon
2. is this dude the actual brandon or is this some weird roleplaying shit everyone is going along with
3. i would sleep with this chick but she is nothing special just kinda cute. trash musician. girl from big thief crushes her bad

>>73838800
>
you will never be anything and no one will ever care about you or want you involved in their lives

>>73839138
>who the fuck is Brandon
some loser that crushes on lauren and she fucking hates him
>yeah it's the real him, who the fuck would want to impersonate him
>yeh

>>73839124
exactly and that why he should kill himself and spare everyone the air he's wasting there's no difference if hes alive or dead no one cares no one notices him no ones proud of him he lives a pointless existance where his death can offer others and the people that hes been around can benefit

>>73839204
thx 4 response desu, also just found this gem of a quote from above:

"used to support her old band, gave her some serious emotional support when she was getting fucked with at their first shows here in the USA"

so basically brandon is a beta orbiter who thought he had a chance with this chick bc he watched too much disney as a kid and now gets mad oneitis whenever a cute girl gives him the time of day

emotional support to a girl you're not sleeping with wtf is that my dude. ffs someone redpill this guy.

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>>73839138
>girl from big thief crushes her bad
Holy shit, is this nigga serious?

>>73839339
it was just one stupid comment, it wasn't like he was gushing over her.
the guys just lonely

he's redpilled more than you think. i just keeps the act up out of boredom

>>73839382

her musical talent you idiot not her looks

>>73839382
yikes lmao

>>73839154
>>73839271
That was the meanest thing I've ever had anyone say towards me.

:(

post a better female indie lyricist/vocalist under age 25 than big thief's lead singer, does not exist

>>73839486
you're just saying under 25 so we don't all just say joanna

>>73839552
any artists over 25 that come in here to talk shit to bradnon because he pissed the off on numerous occasions?

>>73839429
just kill yourself and get it over with
you're not doing anything wrong, youre just doing yourself and others a favor

>>73840003
think about it, you'll never have to miss out on anything ever again and nothing will pass you by! go ahead Brandon. Do it, no ones going to be sad, people are just going to be releved, for you and themselves

>>73840003
I'm not going to kill myself.

>>73811367
delete this

>>73840049
I just think lauren's attractive and a lot of this has been a joke and I dont want to kill myself over it.

>>73840209
we know you don't just take this shit in stride Brandon. some people just dont get youre joking.

>>73840448
i know he is, but he needs to kill himself

>>73840209
lol she fucking hates you dude

>>73810855
Never Be Mine by Angel Olsen

>>73840545
Yeah, I never wanted her to. It's my fault and not like anything would happen anyway.

>>73840595
dude, just retire the meme. at this point you'r ejust running in circles .

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>ywn have a qt lavren gf
What's even the point brehs?

>>73840657
go outside, lose weight, become a functioning and respectable person, hang around were hipsters hang around, eventually get the next best thing..

But not Brandon, he's almost 30.

>>73840671
nigga's bout to be grandpa mode soon
HE RUINED HIS OWN LIFE LOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOOLLLLOLLA

>>73840671
>>73840741
I know, I fucked up.

>>73840773
wasting a period of your life, and wasting your youth behind a screen isn't a "fuck up", it's a BIG BIG fuck up.

>>73840799
to make things worse, you don't have a car, a job, a place of your own, you're still fat. you just have this habit of fucking your shit up and no one understands it, it's almost like you do it on purpose.

>>73840773
are you still in a moped gang Brandon?

>>73840880
I was never in a moped gang, I was a scout for one at one time. By now, those people are getting out of it after 10 to 10+ years in it. I had my chance, I was told that the community had the things I was looking for and I blew it, I fucking blew it.

>>73840927
Why do you do this to yourself? Its like what was said before, it's like you ruin everything good that comes your way then whine about it.

>>73840952
I thought I'd make my return this summer, It didn't happen. I thought of going to NYC, Philly, Richmond, NOLA.

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>>73840927
damn, last time i was on /mu/ you were in some sort of moped club, doing martial arts, losing weight and done feeling sorry for yourself.

wadda happenen?

>>73840965
Had this whole idea I was going to turn my life around, lose weight and all this and come back and say "hey, here I am a changed person. I know I fucked up before but not anymore"

>>73840972
I had a good job, I was making good money, I was a bit happier. That was it, the martial arts thing didn't work out (want to do more of it) because I couldn't get there anymore, and it was a waste of money to pay and not get there.

Then things just started to fall apart around March. I lost my job in may and I have been on a scramble to find something since then and haven't found much, and if I do it's low pay (compared to the $15 an hour I was making). So I've been trying to find something and the IBEW union isn't really helping me the way I thought they would be.

>>73810855
Do people genuinely think 14 year olds are attractive?

>>73841085
Not many. Lauren Mayberry is 29 though, so...

>>73841047
why not just mooch from your sister

>>73841160
I remember that. I don't have a sister.

>>73841229
I don't know man I heard you have shirtless pics of connor mcgregor on your wall

>>73841242
DAmnit, who told you?

something good assholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf44K6cC0C4

>>73841260
I just can't fathom how someone who can throw away years of their life.

>>73841298
and spend 3 years worrying about a girl that hates him because of stupid he took part of and did.

>>73821587
that song is amazing. It reminds me of unreleased elliott smith instrumentals like See You In Heaven and Sorry My Mistake

>>73841321
that's the thing that gets me, hed usually move on from something like that but it just got worse.

>>73841415
he liked her a lot that's all I can think. I feel bad for him that he fell so so hard for someone he can't have.

>>73841442
Its because she fit into everything he wanted. Well read, funny, intelligent,cute, great taste in music, art, and movies. He saw that and looked into her more as a person and fell for her. I hate that it fucked with him for a good while but at least he can admit that It wasn't going to happen. Which makes me feel like he isn't as bad off as people think and he's just pulling peoples legs like he usually does.

OP would probably play "I Want to Be Your Tampon Boy" by Anon.

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>>73810855
>tfw you will never cum in those delicious pits

>>73841442
she has this almost middle eastern look so her, she's unique looking. she fits into every hipster's fanstasy girl, and that's why they have a career, and because of guys like Brandon.

>>73841565
well we all told him years before all of this
>get your self together
>lose weight
>get a car
>get a good job
>move out to some major, or majorish citys (college, arts areas)
>smash hipster chick gash like no ones buisness

Didn't do it, of course, years later bitching about it drunk on facebook about what he could have had and annoying people.

>>73841668
that's the thing I never got about him, he refuses to get better and only will when he sees he's lost something. instead of doing what he could and being proactive so he could have had a better future.

>>73810855
I'd woo her with Merzbow.

>>73841701
and one more thing, even though I admire that he legit wants to be a better person, he's lost so much time. people are growing up, becoming actual adults, leaving their party years behind, having kids, buying homes, getting set in their careers, and there's Brandon. Still trying to get a car when he should have done it 12 years ago, he's even made enough money to get one and better his life. the same thing about his last job, $15 an hour, bringing home good money and could have turned his life around in months, and another year down that he hasn't been involved in mopeds...which he was kind of a poser att anyway.

>>73841791
im not saying he can't live a fun life, just that people are growing up and he probably wont be on solid ground until he's closer to his 30's. he fucked up bad and people tried to warn him.

>>73841791
You must be close to Mr Brandon Love.

>>73841869
i went to high school with him. some people in Newport News know about the whole lauren thing and find it funny and weird.

>>73841889
So Mr Love is also a real life meme.

>>73841902
Yeah, he's a real person. If he had his shit together no one would rip on him.

>>73841936
Poor Brandon, someone needs to put him on "shoot up a school" watch.

>>73841953
Ill be alright.

>>73841992
>>73841969
im a concerned poster from australia

lose weight and dont shoot up a school brandom

>>73842009
Nah, no schools are getting shot up.

>>73842026
cool, make sure you tell everyone the lauren story at the next highschool reunion

>>73842038
oh fuck no, i'd never go to one of those.

if I ever do, for the love of god, kill me.

>>73842075
take it easy man, get out of your hometown.

>>73842201
yeah

>>73842254
i can't tell if you're being serious or fucking with people

where can i go to read brandon's drunken meltdown?

>>73842310
Every other week night on facebook. I

She a has a squeezable neck

>>73842254
dude just get your shit together, get the weight off and you'll feel better about yourself. stop coming here for people to talk to, go to /r9k/ or /soc/ for that. we aren't going to help you outside of telling you stop stop with your bullshit and move on with your life

>>73842254
Just stop being fat

>>73842347
brandon is a /mu/ meme

he deserves to stay.

>>73842347
they're going to tell him the same thing. the same advice we've all given him. get the weight off, get your shit together.

>>73810855
Wiley

>>73810855
I read trough this thread, and all I have to say is what the fuck happened?

>>73810936
only true answer

>>73842254
lose weight so I can dt your cock

>>73842443
it's a lauren mayberry circlejerk thread that turned into a thread about brandon (tripfag with severe IRL problems)

>>73842756
he has problems with clinical depression, alcoholism and anxiety.

>>73842778
>depression
>alcoholisim
not a good mix

>>73842756
he's just a broken person that needs to find some direction and meaning in his life. it's sad. looks like he just does this for the attention and someone to talk to. lauren maybe has 50% to do with this

>>73842366
no ones telling him to leave
just to move on from everything holding him down in life and try to be a better person.

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>>73815292
grimes is beautiful you megapleb