spit a verse, white boi

>>73784454
OKAY
OKAY
OKAY
O-KAY
BEGGARS CANT BE CHOOSERS BITCH THIS AINT CHIPOTLE

>>73784454
Got dat crack in my sock while i tote a glock on the block kicking rocks at the cops while i shoot a nigger in the dick cuz he stepped on my jawdins. I got on a clean white t shirt I don't wash clothes I throw them bitches away

KILL WHITEY CYPHER

[Intro: 2Pac]
AYY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT NIGGA (FEEL ME)
JUST LIKE 21 SAVAGE IM A REAL STREET NIGGA (IM ALIVE)
FUCK THE WHITE MAN THEY NEED TO DIE NIGGA (HAIL MARY)
LIL YACHTY IS THE GOAT CUZ HE MADE 1 NIGHT NIGGA (NO NIGGA SERIOUSLY IM ALIVE)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm a white cuck and I should kill myself
It's my fault that black people are killing themselves
I need to die because I'm white
So I'm gonna OD tonight

[Hook: DMX]
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
THEY CANT FUCK WIT US CUZ WE BLACK AND MIGHTY

[Verse 2: Hopsin]
First I fuck your cracka bitch then I fuck your cracka dog
Kill them both them have them suck my nigga cock
Then I look up at the sky and I think about things cuz I got knowledge
Like did the man who invented college go to college

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 3: Logic]
Oh shit nigga I'm mixed but whites are the devil
I'm mulatto like Drake but white people are evil
Lynch all the whites they're scary as fuck
They love to see my lightskin cock cuz they cucks

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 4: Run (DMC)]
These tricky white people always killing our people
(Fuckin whites really are the fuckin devil)
Like we said in Walk this Way (The whites need to go)
So get your (strap) load a (clip) and bum rush the show

[Hook: DMX]

[Bridge: Young Thug]
SKRRRRT SKRRRRRT SKRRRRT
KILL A NIGGA FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
SKRRRT SKRRT
LEAVE A WHITE NIGGA IN A DITCH

[Hook: DMX]

[Outro: Big L]
2Pac kills gay faggot crackas
Eminem is a gay faggot cracka
Hopsin kills gay faggot crackas
Logic kills gay faggot crackas
Run-DMC kills gay faggot crackas
Young Thug killls gay faggot crackas
DMX kills gay faggot crackas
I kill gay faggot crackas

==================================================================================

>>73784505
good post i steal it

File: 8b2.gif (1MB, 480x407px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 480x407px

I'm a cuckold
But I got big muscles
Unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my knuckles
Kick up my shit you wanna
Feather these ruffles
Smokin on iguana
Blowin up like brussels
Stop watching porn
I got 10 sheep, six to go, four shorn
Being a farmer's crazy
We need gun control, niggers armin' babies
I'm a rude boy, I fart on ladies
And all my cars Mercedes

>>73784505
ha imagine being this insecure

>>73784505
white people are so weird

what a guy, acid fry
live and die a hundred time
big willy gone silly for really
abstract facts looky see
won at least five kinds of lottery
the plans are xans, man
see blue red sirens - scram!
ah damn, rudy got caught
ain't the first or last bail to get bought

NIGGER
*whipcrack*

File: 1479514285389.jpg (4KB, 241x198px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 241x198px

>>73784505

>>73784454
its not even funny when I punch dummies
I let fat bitches swim in my dirty money
I get thicc white, blacks and spics
and let em spred they pussy so I give them a lick
uh kill whitey thats what the blacks say
but they get salty when I call up the KKK
im hanging niggers like they want to know whats up
I just hang twelve more cus I dont give a fuck
aint nothing racist about taking out the trash
especially when coon baboons still let me smash
and this one goes out to crossboarding
cus shitposting between boards is so sporting
oh well looks like im done
shitposting in this board has been kinda fun
but theres liberals too shame and shitskins to maim
so ill leave you with this bit you just lost the game

>>73784454
Last time Jay said that he got bodied on his own album.

File: yo.jpg (12KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 480x360px

>>73784454

File: gottagofast.jpg (71KB, 630x630px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 630x630px

>>73784454
try to keep-up,
real quick,
I need a mic-check,
mic-check-1
about to go mach 2,
way past cool,
'cause i'm so old school,
you know i'm all about the music
that
make you wanna move,
it's the sonic that go boom,
and there ain't no stoppin me,
what you know about speed?
I must proceed at a high velocity,
they go wild as soon
as I step in the room,
breakin barriers with my sound,
people love what I put down,
I rock the world with my lyrics,
bust em off with the quickness,
leave ya with a sour taste in ya mouth like licorice,
wake me up when we're done with the exhibition,

you better get back kid
you-want-none-of-me,
Comin at all of y'all like a humvee,
if you gonna go slow then you gonna get past, What can I say?
Gotta go fast

>>73784454
YO AM THE REALIST

A REAL BAD ASS WIGGER

DON'T FUCK WITH ME YOU STUPID BITCH COS' YOU'LL MAKE ME PULL THE TRIGGER
BIGGER, YOU HEARD ME JIGGER YES I SAID IT NIGGER; DO YOU FEEL THAT TRIGGER?

OOPS YES I SAID IT THAT WAS A RACIAL SLUR

WHEN WE MIX THAT SHIT WITH ENTERTAINMENT THO IT'S OK THE LINES CAN BLUR

DON'T GET MAD LITTLE MONEY JUST EAT A BANANA AND CHILLAX

ME AND MY WHITE BOYS GONNA COME PILLAGE YOUR BITCHES YES YOUR VILLAGE WE WILL SACK


FO REAL.

yuh

eyy

yuhh

eyy

eyy

*repeat 4x*

>>73784561
You're right, he should instead be outrightly panicking as the phenotype of people that make countries like Mexico, Venezuela, Colombia, Brazil, Afghanistan, the Congo, and Somalia acquire increased control over the US nuclear stockpile from the phenotype of people that make Britain, Ireland, the Netherlands, Germany, Denmark, Austria and Norway.

>>73784505
These kind of posts stopped being funny a long time ago

I DONT GIVE A FUCK
CUZ
I DONT GIVE A FUCK

King of the skreets
And when these suckas see me, they should bow to my feet
And kiss the ground underneath
I look down at the beef
That shit childish to me
Two hundred thousand to see me
And it's been sold out for weeks
Can't brush shoulders with me
These stones in my choker are 2 karats apiece
Look like boulders to me
Damn, who colder than me?
You think he colder than me?
You more bipolar than me
You talkin' crazy
I'm tryna book Beyoncé for my wedding day
I'm the type of nigga, spend a million on a wedding cake
Niggas hate, but hesitate
They hate to see ya elevate
I just left out the gym
I'm 'bout to take a swim and meditate
Woo!
Now it's time to celebrate
Ask me why I'm smilin'
I say, "'Cause I make two mil' a day"
And I might take your bitch and pay her bills
That's how I feel today
And I just wanna fuck
Don't wanna chill, that's how I feel today

File: IMG_6500.png (514KB, 532x582px) Image search: [Google]

514KB, 532x582px

>>73784454
I'm fearless, now hear this, I'm earless
And I'm peerless, that means I'm eyeless
Which means I'm tearless, which means my iris
Resides where my ears is, which means I'm blinded
But I'mma find it, I can feel its nearness
But I'mma veer so I don't come near
Like a chicken or a deer, but I remember
I'm not a listener or a seer so my windshield smear
Here you steer, I really shouldn't be behind this
Clearly cause my blindness; the windshield is menstrual/minstrel
The whole grill is roadkill, so trill and so sincere
Yeah, I'm both them there
Took both pills, when a bloke in a trench coat
And the locs in the chair had approached him here
Made it clear as a ghost, so a biter of the throats in the mirror
The writer of the quotes for the ghosts
Who supplier of the notes to the living
Riveting as rosie, pockets full of posies
Given to the mother of the deceased
Awake and at war 'til I'm resting in peace

Legitimately what got me into hip hop

>>73784454
Uh

hoooooooo

haha

twenty-seventeen is lit yo

a-rite a-rite a-rite let's go
PPPFFFFfffffttttttttt


a gibble gobble gibble goo
aba doo yabba doo
shaggy see scooby doo
dont black lives matter to you?

the white house is black no mo
time to knock on the door
time to settle score
why u rich i am po

dingle dongle katy perry
cant eat cheese dont drink dairy
mary mary somewhat hairy
got my cable installed by larry
WHY AM I NOT aMILLIONAIRE YET??????

I do my thang jackie chane
Had a milli diamond rang
Four stair up in the house I live
Shoot up yo slut and leave me kids
Half a ticket shooter then I dip
Guocamoli skeeted on her ribs
Shoulda never touched the bitch
Why you look so serious
Arabian night im Aladdin in this bitch
Kiss my ears and neck and wrist
Water whipping cooking shit

>>73785549
I beat you fair and square with 10 bars less than you shhhhhh goodnight anon

Im the best rapper in the world
you can't deny it or you're wrong
I'm gonna sit here playing ping-pong
my knuckles are sore from doing so much punching
when im done with this wrap you're gonna be munchin....
on my dick, yeah you never saw that coming
I'm like a silent assasin put you in the oven
eat you for breakfast at 2pm
and they're gonna run the story on CNN...
the story is about you, being gay
sucking in my ding dong while I play ping pong
you know this is the only way
and it's been the only way since the month of may, YO!

then a 2pac feature or something

>>73785679
Hey Im challenging you
Yeah you looking so misconstrued
Tonight im finna muder this booth
But I got sympathy so stay cool
Listen I got little time for these petty rhymes
Slap you up then steal yo shrine
Vietnam here take my bomb
Rip apart your head and eat it raw
Castrated fetus served to your mom
So stay back while I freak her strong

>>73785746
yo yo don't mess with my momma
if you try and step to me you're gonna feel sorry
Imma kill you three times while I eat curry
got so many people to kill Imma write on my will
That I don't have enough money to get all the graves dug up so someone else has got to pay the bill!
yo don't mess with me i'm a peacefull nigga but I can show my teeth
my rhymes so dope I got a lot of witt
you're so gay you probably like armpits
you're gonna get burnt like you're a witch bitch snitch fat lips

>>73784505
top kek

File: 1491426166395.jpg (359KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 800x800px

>>73784505
>Verse 1 Eminem
Fuck, I started choking

>>73785810

fuck all you & all you fuck
truck duck nuck tuck
midget corpses riding horses
goddamn turtles am the tortoises

File: 1486367410754.png (357KB, 500x484px) Image search: [Google]

357KB, 500x484px

AYO CONVERT TO ODINISM, FOOL
LAY DOWN THAT SYNTH, HANS

Cruisin' down the sea in my wood boat,
Raidin' a village, fuckin' a goat
Went to my father's grave for my ancestor's blessin'
Some Moor troublemakers couldn't help but start steppin'
Pulled out my longsword, the steel rang true
One by one, I ran them through
Sidestepped his spear, stabbed him the back
It was 2 o'clock, time to remove kebab

>>73784505
I've seen this a thousand times and it still makes me kek

I listen to rock.
So it might be a shock.
When a let loose a verse that'll make your heart... stop!

That didn't rhyme directly
But it did rhyme indirectly
Using a grammatical term in my lyrics I call it rhyme, only slanted.

I can rap about anything, long as it rhymes.
Who even gives a fuck about Grimes?

I think dad rock is lovely.
Like Styx, and Queen, and Bowie.
My mind is turnin to stone with these lyrics.
So like Lynne, I'll just fucking leave then.

>>73784664
sounds kinda like DOOM in a way

cheetos fritos doriitoz

File: 1490498249560.png (385KB, 604x741px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 604x741px

>>73784505
>NO NIGGA SERIOUSLY IM ALIVE

Every fucking time.

doesitlooklikeiwasleftofffbadandboujee

>>73785431
Hi Caleb!

File: eminem-8-mile-movie-billboard-1548.jpg (1MB, 1548x1024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1548x1024px

Get out of my studio you hacks, the only famous rapper can compete i'ts Doom

Traffic, traffic, check up on my traffic.
Lookin' fo' my chapstick.
There's a Ford Maverick!

File: 1377707753687.jpg (517KB, 1582x1627px) Image search: [Google]

517KB, 1582x1627px

Fuck Nigguh Shit Fuck Bitch Smoke Weed

>>73784454
jews own all da property its too late
seig heil my nigga fourteen eightyeight
Im just like Jay Z I hate a kike
oh shit my nigga is dat a unlocked bike

from egypt to Nubia we wus king
dats why I be sporting all dis bling
oh and did I mention how the jews are rich
but lucky for me they girls luv black dick

DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE DROSE

File: 1496393938322.jpg (29KB, 389x239px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 389x239px

>>73784505

>>73784505
>people think this is funny

>>73785431
you have a very odd way of saying he should be spooked by proxy goverments

going to pull from an old mixtape me and a friend did

my names Hagan, I shaken, I'm fakin', Im takin' what all you niggas claimin you makin' must be deaf can't hear what your'e sayin'

matter fact sit back and listen pack a gat so don't even think a trippin, growin up round all the country livin, never do much just stay home and kick it, the T.V. and joystick just sit back and flick it, the playboy pages you can't open up they're sticky

don't remember the rest but it was like a 4-5 minute song with me and him going back and forth spitting shit

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed- and gazed- but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

File: 57zNe7KQ.png (55KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 240x240px

>>73784561
>>73784600
>>73785435
kangs detected

>>73784477
In New york I milly rock
hide it in my socks
now I hit the rocks
say that the f,ck
my name matt
mumble t r a p, ay

>>73784454
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

File: 1476828946824.jpg (42KB, 768x432px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 768x432px

Spitting is as much our creed though, live and die by it
Stir up a riot in front of a golden gym
When I'm running circles around this muscle-bound mannequin
Go ahead, do your one-handed pushups
Because it don't make shit when your brain is always on STUCK
And Pop, I can't save you from being horrible
Trying to get private lessons from a trainer that's certifiable
I stay hungry so I'll gladly eat your edible
Audible, borderline terrible that's going against something that's incredible
Realize you're climbing a mountain with wet feet and no shoes
So when you talk out of your element I make sure that you lose
You got a short fuse because you're used to being drunk and get sweated by airheads that call your ass hunk
You need to hear that like it was medicine
But just keep it to yourself and I won't have to cave your chest in

I buy all my clothes from walmart
YUH
My only car is a golf cart
WHAT?
I have had sex about twice
SUCC
I met your mom she was nice
BUTT

Practice dead routines and puddles of rain to get you hyped up and blood rushing through your rain
I got a chunky lunch for your funky bunch to eat after you're spotted and I catch you with a donkey punch
Cracking guys in the ass with a wet towel like nothing's wrong, in the locker room getting tea-bagged with a medicine ball
You're that new kid on the block, N'Sync with your little dance beat with a 98 degree dick running through your Backstreet

>>73791055
You're hired!

File: image.jpg (124KB, 750x1125px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 750x1125px

Hot diggity dayyy
Summer sun in LA
Kashmir lager beer
T-bone steak chandelier
California high and low
Vaginal blood yo
Tape a sock
To my cock
Ying yang din bin
Fill my veins with heroin

>>73784505
oh shit i forgot that i even wrote this thanks for reminding me anon

i like to shit and i like to pee
all of my friends are really nice to me
die on a beach, live in a tree

>>73790138
No, mongoloid, he's saying that the demographic changes in the United States are an existential terror. They are.

>>73785435
YO MAYNNEE OOGA BOOGAA GNOMESAYIN' FAMMMM SMDHHH

>>73791232
My favorite bug is a bumble bee

File: that makes me hit the desk.png (24KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 240x240px

>>73784505
>post yfw it actually exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzsCh50AovA

>>73784913
Underrated

Dre and jay more like gay whey
itsyaboi greg here to make your day
make your night
teach you about the minecraft life
first commandment; thou shalt not have a wife
because i count fast; third; carry a square knife- consiting of 'nuff blocks to melt your gpu twice

my mixtape costs 2 (you)'s

File: dogg.jpg (5KB, 289x174px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 289x174px

*slow G-funk beat starts*

uh, yeah, uuuuh, yeaaah
this for my homies behind dem bars just wanted to roll up a mfucker
ah, check this

got a latina bitch sucking behind the scene (suck)
while my nigga tyrone was chasing the green (chase)
this my dream my nigga they thought im insane (ay)
now they lyin in the gutter with a bullet in their brain (straight up)

They call me Silkee cuz I'm smooth with the ladies
If skills were cars then I'd be Mercedes
I'm a Team Fortress 2 celebrity
In the game I am new Bruce Lee
See the shining crown on my head?
Too bad, you missed it, I fragged you you're dead

File: asap ant is on the case.png (272KB, 403x436px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 403x436px

Juice, pass me the weed, Meech, where the acid at?
A$AP Ant in this bitch, uh
I'm a demon, triple-beaming, painting pictures
Raping Mona Lisa, blood sheets, creeping for the panties
With the collar dannys, killing bitches, sniffing panties
Willy Wonka candy semen, three niggas, one bitch, one clip
One brain-dead girl off your mind, leave your brains on your moms
Razor blades dipped in bleach, tear your skin to pieces
Dump the body in Tennessee, highway getaway, OJ bronco
Cap it, baby, drive 'em off the bridge, look into my eyes, vivid tears
I see fear, y'all some fucking queers
Grow a fucking pair, I'm 'posed to be here
'Posed to be dead, overdosed on shrooms
Let's cruise, drive by on-site
Ride like a bike, for my Zombie homies kill tonight

ey yo nigga i smoke the weed
mohfugga i grow the weed
i am the weed
it is me
fi fa fo fum
pay for my welfare whitey scum

>>73791809
faggot u bought that weed from a crip
ill make u a crip- le
le cripple
xd
u got memed on son
when i repost this to reddit; +21

>>73784505
>Then I look up at the sky and I think about things cuz I got knowledge
>Like did the man who invented college go to college

also that 2pac intro and Eminems verse
Toppity kekkity

>>73792276
Yes exactly this two lines of your post are really top most, really good dude

File: 1493608760217.png (226KB, 620x670px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 620x670px

>>73784505

File: step.jpg (6KB, 183x275px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 183x275px

>>73784454
my name is Logan and I'm here to say
I came to beef rap so clear the way
a-huh-ahuh-ahuh-ahuh

>>73785513
nice

>>73784505
Holy fucking shit dude

>>73784664
The flow and the rhyme scheme sounds like DOOM

>>73791152
Fucking KEK

>>73791152
what's the difference between harriet tubman and the red hot chili peppers?

harriet tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the red hot chili peppers are SLAVES to HEROIN!

(clears throat really loud) thank you