confess your sins

>>73761115
;_;

most of us do at least a variation of that. not necessarily WimB but you get the jist

>>73761115
I hate most /mu/core

>>73761115
Sometimes, when listening to music, I imagine singing it in front of my high school class and they all clapped.

>>73761115
2real4me

I enjoy music

>>73761115
haha who does that...

>>73761115
I imagine myself going back in time, murdering different artists and stealing their music.
In particular, I'd kill Bob Dylan and start releasing stuff from Highway 61 Revisited but in elementary school so that the world would think I was a supergenius.
These fantasies are pretty detailed too.
I only play trumpet and violin, so I try and think of ways to make guitar and piano music sound right on the former instruments.
I also think about the lyrics and which ones I would change to sound personal to me, so that it would be easier to believe I'd written them.

>>73761115
I unironically like browsing /r/indieheads

>>73763162
unforgivable.

>>73761171
>>73761115
I imagine myself giving interviews about my album that doesn't exist.

>>73762996
Its not like artists personal life's are really well known, if you could go back in time and steal the music who would have a reason to believe you didn't write it

I saw the Insane Clown Posse play their Riddlebox album in its entirety last year and it was one of the best/most fun shows I have ever been to (I've been to 300+ concerts in my life).

>>73761115
>>73763500
I do this with so many things, I think I'm going crazy.

>>73761115
i post on 4chan

>>73761115
I listen to actual music and not the prolefeed shilled here.

I created a fictional basketball league with musicians. Kanye West won his third ring last season playing for the Chicago Bulls against Kendrick Lamar and the Los Angeles Lakers.

I still listen to skrillex sometimes

>>73763624
How do they score points?

>>73763649
ball in the hoop

i'm black

I used a Sun O)))/Ulver track as a temporary score to a video I made as an assignment and forgot to replace it before turning it in. They didn't catch it. This is why that video will never be posted.

>>73763668
yo deshawn

>>73763624
Neither Kanye West or Kendrick Lamar are musicians

>>73764429
hahaha Le Crap = rap am i right anon?

:^)

I only come here to shitpost, since I have nothing better to do

Seems pretty /mu/, honesty

>>73761115
>>73763500
i do this
but it will happen for real soon

>>73761115
I imagine I'm in an interview talking about my career that doesn't exist sometimes

>>73765275
You're lying though

i want to blow someone from this godforsaken board

>>73761190
i hate ALL /mu/core

I listen to XXXtenacion unironically

>>73763678
What song?

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>>73763668

i spaz out like i'm on some thom yorke shit when i'm singing

I make my playlists to be exactly 9 songs just like my favorite radio station

>>73761115
I hate Twenty One Pilots but my favorite track of the 2010s is by them

I like to pretend I'm Kurt Cobain when I play my guitar. I try to make my voice sound like his singing voice. I write songs with inspirations stemming from Nirvana. Only thing is I'm not left handed.

>I've planned out what I would buy on my What's In My Bag? episode even though I will never have one

>>73765414
nop

>>73765793
Let There Be Light, the first track off of Terrestrials.

>>73761211
lots of people do this. including myself.....

I drop trip to make posts that I don't want attached to me.

I really, truly, genuinely love Taylor Swift's music

>>73766702
What a faggot, own up to it. You pussy

>>73766835
Aight. I'm the queer that says Curb and The State are fine albums every Nickelback thread.

>>73765908
>I know something you don't know...

I listen to music I find fun and don't believe that quality of music can be defined beyond personal taste

>>73766932
the state is a good album imo, my band covered breath the other month for the literal bants

>>73767015
I've tried talking my band into covering something off one of those albums for the same reason. It would be funny to see the reaction to that in a live situation.
Do you guys play it straight or have you reworked it so it isn't quite so obvious?

>>73765275
>>73766104
Keep us posted anon

>>73761115
i do this but for those shitty p4k videos. i play out scenarios where my shitty shoegaze band (that doesn't exist) gets asked about if fidget spinners are over or under rated or something. i don't like most p4k-core, but i'd want to be a p4k-core artist so that i'd know at least few people like what i make.

>>73761115
i used to be a tripfag

i genuinely regret it

Hollywood Undead is my guilty pleasure, only swan songs though.

>>73767342
Pussy

>>73765877
what song?

>>73767342
How long & what was your name

>>73765908
thats basically what mainstream rock music did for like fifteen years

>>73765736
Terrible, absolutely disgusting

>>73765908
I do the same but I try to sound like Jerry Cantrell

I fucking LOVE third wave Post-Rock.
I like atmosphere, tension, buildups and crescendos.

>>73761115
I've pretty much stopped downloading music and use Spotify almost exclusively

>>73763162
So do I. It's a top-tier subreddit. It's basically /mu/ on reddit.

>>73763668
same here

I actually really fucking hate /mu/

>>73769358
I feel this way but about /g/. I go there all the time despite how fucking mad it makes me.

I think Everything Now is going to be my favorite Arcade Fire release.

I unironically love Death Grips.

>>73769380
I literally have no clue why I'm even bothering to post here right now

>>73769394
kys

>>73769394
Go fuck yourself.

>>73761115
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I enjoy more of Taylor Swift's music than I should.

>>73769579
If you enjoy the new record it's fine.
Speak For Yourself, however...that's another story.

>>73769579
Literally everyone likes Blank Space. Not liking Blank Space would be like not liking Gaga's Paparazzi, even if you hate Gaga herself.
You just have to admit it's a good song.

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I've created around twenty songs wherein I mimic Greed/Holy Money -era Swans. I can naturally modulate my voice so that it sounds the same as Gira's, so I think they're all pretty good. I also have starved myself during the past seven months, in order to morph my body into that of 1986 Michael Gira.

>>73770103
You should've just FLEX YOUR MUSCLES

>>73761211
why can I relate

>>73769325
So an objectively worse version of what is already shit with even more circlejerking and an unironic far progressive left slant that considers euphemisms for masturbation oppressive?

>>73770430
Nah, that's /r/music

>>73767342
I used to tripfag as well but people doxed me. Worst decision of my life

>>73770103
can...can I hear some?

>>73770430
Nah. r/indieheads is /mu/ but sans shitposting. Mostly just discussion about different albums and sphere happenings and whatever. Give it a chance, seriously. It's not as bad as the rest of reddit and not nearly as bad as /mu/. It's a pretty good place to find music.

>>73770103
What do you look like now? What is the result of your starvation?

Death Grips is unironically my favorite band

when I'm alone where nobody can hear me I review albums as if I'm recording a video. I can spend up to 20 minutes on an album

>>73770697
Not going to lie, I do this too sometimes. I wish I had more friends that talked about music.

I usually listen to metal but when I masturbate I put crappy pop music so I feel like I'm with a girl when I cum

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>>73770637
5'10--225 lbs -> 5'10--135 lbs
I don't look very much like him, because I have very little muscle; but when I'm satisfied with the weight loss, I'll probably begin lifting. After some time, perhaps I will be close. Although, I might just choose to remain small. It feels pretty good to be weak.

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>>73763162
you're not wrong. this list is better than this chart
https://www.reddit.com/r/indieheads/wiki/essentials?st=J4S2XFTP&sh=ee239fd9

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I've daydreamed about him interviewing me at least once.

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I still really like Britney Spears' singles, and use a Russian (?) bootleg to listen to them.

Included is a picture of the cover art

>>73770726
Start lifting now. If you want the young Gira fit start hitting the gym asap. If you aren't looking to cut corners and actually get that body start eating healthily and do body weight training and jard manual labor. Gira didn't go to the gym to get big, he did work and took care of his body which is why he still looks great.
>>73770809
I too have done this.

>>73770809
I have literally acted out "interviews" in which he digs up some obscure shit about me and I react with a "OMG how did u no????/?"

Fucking kill me.

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>I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
>I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

>PAPA
>PAPARAZZI

I liked most of the songs on Humanz and have listened to submission on repeat multiple times.

i listen to bones

>>73770622
>Admitting using Reddit

This is what's wrong with this board. You need to go back.

>>73761115
>>73762996
>>73763500
>>73765974
>>73767342
>>73769413
>>73770809
>>73771133
Guilty of all of these

>>73770802
"no"

Sometimes I try an artist just because I really like his picture on last fm.

I can no longer masturbate unless music is playing.

I'm not even sexually aroused by music, I just can't get the all clear unless I've got something going on in my ears

>>73771892
How about fucking bitches moaning and screaming because a dick is inside her.

Don't know, maybe could work. A quick search is all you need.

>>73771980
Nah, porn weirds me out. It's a little ridiculous to me.

For example, what you just said? I'm sure that sounded sexy to you, but it sounded farcical to me.

>>73771986
Get some bossa nova going my nigga.
The right type of jazz can help also.

Once I jacked off while listening to Loveless. I'm not really sure why and I'm not really sure if it's a bad thing.

>>73769173
This

>>73772024
Jack off to this my man. It will get your testicles dancing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7B2v3jnH5w

>>73770715
Lmfao you poor bastard. I hope you're blessed with a 5 soon

>>73771994
I appreciate it but it honestly doesn't matter the tone, style or even the quality of the music.

Just the fact of having music playing.

How dumb is that?

>>73772041
As dumb as not having your daily dose of Hector Lavoe my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7B2v3jnH5w

>>73769706
Blank Space is well written but the composition is so unbelievably boring. Plus that interview where she's all like "I wrote it as a joke" HAS to be bullshit. It just makes too much sense.

>>73772041
You've made a habit of it, that's all. Bite it in the bud now if its bothersome. Don't fap til you can do it without music.

>>73772097
I guess. I'm not even listening to it, really.

>>73772105
Complacency can be dangerous, in all seriousness. Take control of yourself. Don't be a passenger in your own life

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>>73772113
>Don't be a passenger in your own life
woa

I once let a post about tinnitus on /mu/ drive me into a deep state of debillitating paranoia for like 2 weeks where I couldn't sleep anywhere but the kitchen because of all the machines running

>>73770809
guilty as fuck for doing this