Put two musicians in a room and they gotta fight

dean would fuck up gener hand-to-hand but gene probably has some fucking pocket knife somewhere you wouldn't guess in a millenia and would stab the shit out of him

>>73754855
kek

>>73754835

Jason Molina vs Phil Elverum

Mark Kozelek vs. Adam Granduciel

MC Ride vs Bjork

Captain Beefheart vs Frank Zappa

>>73755107
Adam would spontaneously evaporate before the fight begins because he's such a literally who.

Kanye vs. Jay-Z

>>73754835
Steve Albini vs Ariel Pink
Phil Elverum vs Mark Kozlek
Will Toledo vs Daniel Johnston
Mike Patton vs Bjork

>>73755112
Bjork would get him to kill himself

>>73755130
Beefheart's too much of a prettyboy. I prefer his music, but Zappa would decimate him.

chris brown vs rihanna

I want sufjan stevens and jamie from xiu xiu to wrestle each other naked

>>73755759
Don would tear Frank's ass up with his belt

Douglas P. vs Varg Vikernes

>>73755502
>Mike Patton vs Bjork
Mike would... sing at her.
I'm assuming Bjork would sing back.
Mike then pulls some high frequency shit out of his ass and Bjork breaks like glass.

MC Ride vs. Kanye

>>73755130
don would do his special move and push frank down the stairs

>>73756836
Kanye very much looks and acts like hes never been in a fight

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Bradford Cox vs a KPOP idol

>>73757224
an ant would knock bradford out, but a small kpop baby will totally murder him.

>>73755502
>Steve Albini vs Ariel Pink
Stevies old and chubby but he has a lot of energy still
>Phil Elverum vs Mark Kozlek
easily Mark

>>73755130
Beefheart would win. Zappa would feel kinda bad fighting an old friend, while Don is insane enough to not give a shit.

>>73755107
Mark is kicking his ass six ways from sunday.
>m-muh boring indie AOTY
Benji is fucking light years better

Ian MacKaye vs Guy Picciotto

>>73758206
holy shit this.

>>73758267
that's a tough one. probably guy Ian seems like he'd think the fighting is stupid and not bother

John Lennon vs. Yoko Ono

>>73758267
irrelevant they'd never fight next question


but ian

damaged era Henry Rollins vs heroin era Nick Cave

>>73754835
Deaner
>>73755099
Jason, a light shove would crush Phil
>>73755107
Mark, easily.
>>73755112
MC Ride, tho Bjork would put up a good fight.
>>73755130
Zappa
>>73755399
Jay-Z, easily.

Ariel, Steve according to Steve himself hasnt been in a fight since he was 14-15.
Not even worth debating. Mark would snap Phil like a twig.
Daniel Johnston, easily. He has retard strength and an eleven year old could beat up Will Toledo.
Mike Patton, I saw a video of him once dealing with a hassler by flipping him over like nothing.
>>73756629
Probably Jamie if thet were actually fighting.
>>73756744
i am not sure. Euronymous was a skinny manlet, and Douglas looks like a big boy.
>>73756836
MC Ride
>>73757224
KPop idol
>>73758267
Guy probably.

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>>73758488
Do you seriously think this man could beat up anyone

At the most he'd bite and scratch

>>73758510
Yes I could
Steve would have a heart attack before even throwing the first punch btw

>>73756788

kekkie

Marilyn Manson vs. Trent Reznor

Brandon love vs. Justin long

Ian Curtis vs. Iggy Pop

Kurt Cobain vs Courtney Love

Kendrick vs Varg

>>73754835
Cedric Bixler-Zavala vs. Claudio Sanchez would be a fight for the ages

>>73758706

Shut up

Gene Simmons vs. Dee Snider

Freddie Mercury vs. David Bowie

Euronymous Vs Varg no knives

All four Beatles in a free-for-all, who would win?

>>73758705
if it's 90s trent it'd probably be a somewhat even fight but swole trent would destroy manson

>>73759341
varg would kill him with a lamp

>>73754835
Deaner
>>73755130
This one seems like it would be close, but I think Beefheart would win.
>>73756836
MC ride easily
>>73758705
Trent
>>73759039
Varg
>>73759286
Dee, Bowie
>>73759347
Paul and Ringo would be the only ones standing.

Varg vs Henry Rollins

>>73759407
Rollins would win in a fair fight, Varg would win with no rules because he would probably bring a gun or sword or some shit

>>73759347
john