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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread 2017-07-05 03:59:59 Post No. 73750478
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
p4k shill
2017-07-05 03:59:59
Post No. 73750478
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 27
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Will we get reviews tonight? We'll find out in an hour
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
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Colleges p4k shill went to, maybe:
>University of Illinois at Urbana–Champaign (51%)
>Northwestern (2%)
>University of Chicago (.69%)
>New York University (10%)
>Community College (7%)
>No College (28%)
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>mfw listening to audioslave on spotify premium
>mfw this is better than any p4k bnm from 2017
>mfw america is best country
>mfw love it or leave it
>mfw belly full of carne asada and ice cream
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>inb4 no white man got bnm this year
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>>73750565
>percentages add up to 98.69%
>not 100%
what did he mean by this?
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jessica hopper, meaghan garvey and a whole other mess of betacucks and sjw femacunts got fired from mtv news, which was the internet hq of bullshit, longform, take-pop-music-seriously, bbc, nu-male, jerkoff, hot-take, thinkpiece, rape culture hysteria, blm, blahblahblah """"writing"""""
as a reward for my hard work, i will not post my rape meme until after labor day.
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>>73750704
>i hate women
what a sad person you must be.
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
No reviews tonight because July 4th.
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>>73750632
The remaining 1.31% is probably some college like Barnard
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>>73750860
>not bard
missed opportunity.
>>73750756
>>73750860
>>73750478
not me btw
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
JAY-Z 8.4 BNM by Sheldon Pearce
Clams Casino 7.4 by Jonah Bromwich
Lapalux 7.2 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Guerilla Toss 7.5 by Jesse Jarnow
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For a second, there was a review for the Beach House collection (and that blurb was on top of the JAY-Z one). Link was dead when I clicked but the blurb was pretty positive. So I guess that'll be tomorrow
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p4k shill, you really going to keep shilling them after this? you are even more pathetic than they are then.
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