Shitcunt bandmates

>>73699591
Holy fucking shit dude.

That was entertaining thank you

>>73699591
holy shit the cringe (him not you obvs)

>>73699591
holy shit the cringe (you not him tbqh)

So sorry for u OP. I've had same experiences, much worse than this tho.

>>73699591
>tells you nothing
>expects you to trust him with solos in every instrument he says he can play
>muh "doesnt have a specialty"

Jesus. You really dodged a bullet not actually meeting up with this 17 yo entitled little shit.

>>73699591
look for older people

>>73699838
Yeah I gave up at "what type of band is this again?"
Like cmon man I posted all the details and he must've read the post... evidently not enough of it.

>>73699852
That's the plan, but I like to give everyone at least a chance. Surely not everyone around my age is like this... It's hard to find a bassist lmao

>>73699728 >>73699752
<3

>>73699911
Where abouts are you?

>>73699933
Australia.

You just missed the chance for someone that knows jazz to play in your band.

>>73699952
I know right? I've lost so much....

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>>73699591
damn, now how will you pioneer fagprog?

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>he hot
>and hiis licks are hotter
>Almost as hot as his butholey
>thumbs up

Why can't I stop laughing

>>73699591
i don't see whats the issue. kid was honest and didn't want to waste your time in person.

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>>73699591
I'd never guess that bass players are difficult to find, I'd always imagined they would be the easiest given that it is supposedly the easiest instrument to be competent at and most people I know who have gone into music seem to play it. I can totally imagine the guitar wankery though. Are drummers easy/hard to find?

it's not him that's the asshole, it's both of you. you're both cancer.

>>73700097
Oh god yes they are, but I got REALLY lucky and found an excellent one. They're probably the rarest beings in the world when it comes to finding bandmates, especially if you want one that can play odd meters.

you fucking cunt dont post our conversations again

Where did you post your ad? Me and my cousin are trying to start a band but we can't find anyone who plays.

>what age are you?
>17
You should've dropped that shit from the start.

>>73699591
Where do you usually look for band members?

>>73700569
snapchat and steam

>>73700578
>Snapchat

How the hell does that work?

>>73699591
Both of you seem like insufferable faggots. I'm glad i've never met people like you before.

>>73700569
idk about where you lived but this dude contacted me through a Bands/Members Needed/Wanted group on facebook.

>>73700541
I know I fucked up

>>73700526
see above

>>73700603
it's not for you, gramps

I kinda got a story
>Form death metal "band" with four of my friends
>We're all late teens, early twenties, youngest of us is 18, oldest is 21
>Band is really just us fucking around, but we did have an EP that we worked hard on
>One day, our guitarist comes to us and says he booked us a gig
>We're ecstatic, obviously, we've never played a real show
>Practice nonstop for like two weeks, we sound the best we ever have
>We start fantasizing about getting discovered at this gig, getting signed, being a real legit band
>Get to the gig late one Friday night
>Its a fucking open mic at the local Musicland store
>Only other people there are a seven year old with a recorder, and his family

We bailed almost immediately, and the band fell apart soon after, mostly because our guitarist was a piece of shit who didn't understand anything, and had an ego the size of the moon

>>73700632
LOL! GET ABSOLUTELY REKT!!!
serves you right for starting a shit ty death metal band
Make real music retard

>>73700632
Ah the innocence of youth...

Thanks for sharing dude! That's one hell of a funny story!

>>73700626
I'm only 20. I'm just not a faggot degenerate.

>>73700632
>getting discovered at this gig

30 y/o drummer I know unironically thinks this still happens nowadays

don't feel too bad

>>73699761
Ditto.