Why does Pitchfork hate Tool?

Who doesn't hate Tool

>>73682989
I usually discredit Pitchfork, but glorified nu-metal shouldn't be given any attention whatsoever

>>73682989
Sometimes even the lowest of the low in terms of judgement can agree with people with good taste.

It all sounds the same.

>>73683088
This, they do have great videos tho.

>>73682989
They're gonna change it like they change the rating of Pretty Hate Machine and The Fragile. I guarantee, just wait because that's gonna happen.

Because pitchfork has god awful taste, along with all emo/indie types who use music (which they don't care about) as a social conduit

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PITCHFORK DOESNT CARE ABOUT PROG MUSIC

It's a shame that Tool has such a shitty fan base.

Seriously, old school p4k fucking hated prog rock and prog metal, look at the mars volta scores.
I dont think they would be that nasty after they got bought out by corporate overlords.
Since they are white they will give it a 6 or a 7
And then they will give a guy named lil nigglet a bnm perfect 10.
Thats modern p4k

>>73682989
Because it's too edgy/complex for them.

>>73683007
This. Tool sucks

>>73683790
This, they panned Pallbearer for going even slightly proggy

>>73683955
>tool
>complex

pick one. also grow up while you're at it.

Dicrescenzo's reviews all suck. He also reviewed The Fragile and Kid A, go read them if you want to lose some brain cells