Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 27
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
just waiting for p4k to give jay-z the pan that vince should have gotten
This thread stands eternally with the Dar al-Pitchfork in its holy struggle against the kufar Fantonites and their crusader state of the Needle Drop.
daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.
this thread rejects the rape culture hysteria, etc.
tripfags not welcome.
p4k shill = gay black american: https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1498804774125.jpg
p4k shill's real name is daniel. he graduated from university of illinois champagne-urbana. he is 24. he is gay and black.
>>73677126
>Calvin Harris ends up getting the BNM
Last two digits is the score for 4:44
>>73677159
>brits
>white
>>73677182
But he's a Scot
>>73677193
why you always gotta split hairs, autismo bro.
>>73677160
FUCKIN' PANNED BOYS
>>73677153
Source???
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is daniel. i am 24 years old. i graduated from uicu in 2015. i studied brazilian symbiotics and comp lit. i am fluent in portuguese. i can play the trumpet. badly. i work at a call center. i am gay. i have never been in love. i am probably an alcoholic.
>>73677332
it's true. I don't know if he's black though. this is what originally posted:
>hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is daniel. i am 24 years old. i graduated from uicu in 2015. i studied brazilian symbiotics and comp lit. i am fluent in portuguese. i can play the trumpet. badly. i work at a call center. i am gay. i have never been in love. i am probably an alcoholic.
>>73677371
sick dude, I use the archive too!
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is danny. i am 25 years old. i graduated from uic in 2014. i studied chilean sociopolitics and comp lit. i am fluent in andalusian. i can play the piccolo. badly. i work at a shopping center. i am straight. i have been in love one time. i am probably a nicotine addict.
>>73677371
>>73677437
p4k shill is falling apart. he can't keep his lies straight.
>>73677371
>>73677437
not me btw
p4k shill, just tell us who you are. I'll tell you who I am. I'm a nobody from Rhode Island who's starting college in Washington soon.
>>73677371
>>73677526
thank god
>uicu
bleh
I am the real p4k shill.
>>73677539
nobody cares about you son
>>73677591
shill did go to uiuc btw.
shill, I know you did. Don't lie.
>>73677611
nobody cares about you son
>p4k shill goes to p4k fest every year. p4k is in in chicago. chicago is in illinois. uiuc is in illinois.
>p4k shill is a namefag. namefag is short for name faggot. gay. faggot. faggot. gay.
>p4k shill reports any use of the n-word. blacks ch*mp out at any mention of the n-word. p4k shill. black.
no one cares about you sun
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
The Beach Boys 8.1 by Jesse Jarnow
Algiers 5.8 by Sheldon Pearce
Bill Orcutt 7.6 by Colin Joyce
White Suns 7.4 by Raymond Cummings
>>73677795
literally nothing i delayed fapping for this
I'm the real shill. I did go to UIUC. I was a physics major and wasted my undergrad in Loomis. Half the reason I picked UIUC is because I'm a huge American Football fan (I puked in the yard once). I will be at P4KFest this year.
>>73676932
>pitchfork
>>73677795
buy sell buy buy sell!
8.7, 7.6, 4.8, 9.7
global warming, rape, racism, global warming. 7.8, rape, racism, global warming, Adelle, 7.8, global warming....
>>73677863
UIUC makes me want to vomit.