What does Yoko Ono listen to?

>>73662760
Avant-Garde yodeling

John Lennon beating his face

the sound of ol Johnny boy giving her the Liverpool one-two to the back of the head lol

i bet she would unironically enjoy pseudoscorpion

>>73662760
Field recordings of her and John having sex.

the sound of the audience booing

>>73662807
>>73662810
no one cares that john lennon beat his wife, everyone beat their wife back then stop making it out to be a big deal you fukn FAGGOts

>>73662760
john lennon, yoko ono, grimes, jefferson airplane, in that order.

Someone please answer me on this
>It's performance art if Yoko screams and does her shit
>It's performance art if GG Allin shits himself among the other shit he does
>It isn't performance art if a naked homeless man starts screaming the same way
Fucking why? I've never got the whole "abstract performance art bro" thing and anytime I try to ask someone I get hit with literal 2deep4u

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>>73662760

fireworks by katy perry

>>73663846
>It isn't performance art if a naked homeless man starts screaming the same way
thats because its not a performance...

>>73663882
If an unknown hosted an event, a performance and did the same thing they'd be laughed at
Yoko and the rest of the art community do such fucking shit and get away with it

>>73663889
Because post-modernism ruined art. Everything has to be an ironic critique of its medium rather than something actually aesthetically or acoustically good. The difference between Yoko Ono screaming and a homeless guy screaming is that Ono is pretentious and thinks it has some deeper meaning and people agree with her.

>>73663944
that's... not how it works

>>73663958
Then explain it

>>73663981
explain what?

>>73662760
Herself crying as John Lennon beat her

>>73663988
>That's not how it works
Then explain how it works
Explain how Yoko screaming is """"performance art"""" but if an unknown were to do it it wouldn't be art

>>73663998
do you know what performance means

>>73663958
Yes it is, faggot. Walk into any modern """"art"""" museum and look at the shit people think is deep. I saw an exhibit that was just a chair. It wasn't ornate or anything; I couldn't admire the craftsmanship or how novel the design was. It was just a stupid chair. Likewise people listen to Yoko Ono screech and think it's deep. It's just trite bullshit with no redeeming qualities.

>>73663846
>It isn't performance art if a naked homeless man starts screaming the same way
why not?

>>73664006
you mean you failed at any kind of crit, great job friendo

>>73664011
That's what I'm trying to understand. I asked it on plebbit and didn't get an answer

>>73664024
context, basically

if *you* put the homeless man into a gallery, you are making art

its purely about context, ie where and how you present it

art is intensely jargon-y and if you can explain why you did it in those terms you'll make bank

>>73664006
you realize art is prompt for thinking and philosophy.

aesthetic and technical craft are unimportant....

>>73664049
unless the aesthetic or technical craft are somehow related to the philosophical pinning

>>73664024
you can view anything as art, if you get something out of it, imo. but usually, if someone proclaims something they do as art, it is art. it's up to you whether you understand what the artist is trying to accomplish or like it. no?

>>73664049
Modern art is for thinking about nothing. I bet you think harsh noise is a super deep criticism of music, right? If I make a field recording of me drinking a cup of coffee, is that high art?

Of course craft is important.

>>73664083
FOR YOU

>>73664083
that's just being close minded, friendo... just because it's not conventional art, doesn't mean it's not art
lurk more in life and try to understand different outlooks, would you?

>Still haven't got an answer

>>73662807
>John Lennon beating his face
Did she shout "Why are you hitting yourself?" repeatedly

I've seen so many homeless guys shitting in public screaming that I can't tell the difference between them and yoko anymore

>>73664773
Where do you live where shitting hobos are so commonplace?

Field recordings of owls

>>73664823
California. The bay area(oakland, SF, whatever other shothole they throw in) is full of homeless people

>>73663846
"What's art about that?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyHH8-g9abg

>>73665519
>cucky gervais
Ok now let's get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard