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BRINGING IT BACK

nu-male from prev thread, check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrK6q_EzJA

>>73652209
GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

>>73652269
wrong album lol

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It's out

>>73652286
I know duh

>>73652209
>na na na na Elmo's World!

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I've been out of the loop, recommend me good 2017 albums.

>>73652094
I recently listened to some Dokken singles. I thought that by my RYM history, I simply MUST love it. But sadly, it's just like the line where I stop caring about hair metal. The solos are amazing, and the guitar tone is good, but the bulk of the songs is just not my thing, it's plain romantic pop.
Were they the ones who started the trend for ballad/serenade hair metal? Don't know really. I must say, I do like me occasional Europe or Queensryche (Mindcrime sounds literally like Dokken on steroids to me). But Dokken I just don't get

What's some good metal with mystic themes, literally any subgenre is fine

>>73652316
Powertrip- Nightmare Logic

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>>73652316

>>73652348
what is this a picture of

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does /metal/ mike my cover art for a fictionnal band?
also what title would the album have?

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>>73652316
Favorite album of the year so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvE8sYN4tIw

>>73652370
How about Operation Mindcrime?

>>73652370
>he re-used that pic from yesterday
what a nu-male
cool album art though
maybe some industrial doom in the same vein as P.H.O.B.O.S.

>>73652365
>what is this a picture of

a death fortress

>>73652129
I understand the underlying appeal of Manowar and on paper, that'd be fucking amazing. Like strong men to the max, etc. Some songs, like return of warlord, I do like a lot. The problem is, they do take this not-so-original formula to the point of self-parody, to the point where they actually look gay and you can't enjoy them honestly. And it's just the same okayish heavy metal really, there's nothing new in it since when again? The '80s?

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wtf i'm no longer a nu-male

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>>73652471
then what's this

BROTHERS EVERYWHERE
RAISE YOU HANDS INTO THE AIR
WE'RE WARRIORS
WARRIORS OF THE WORLD
LIKE THUNDER FROM THE SKY
SWORN TO FIGHT AND DIE
WE'RE WARRIORS
WARRIORS OF THE WORLD

>>73652178
You linked the short song. You mean the album it's on right? It's pretty good actually, really close to what I'm looking for. I do enjoy me some medieval choir, don't know what it's called because I'm no music scholar but it's good.

>>73652507
Enjoy your parody band.

>>73652370
>does /metal/ mike my cover art for a fictionnal band?
cover looks cool

band logo is ok

Could the logo still work if it is smaller?

>also what title would the album have?

The descent or something like it but in latin

or a passage taken from Dante's Inferno

>>73652518
The interior of some elaborate death fortress

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>>73652554
How about this?

>>73652589
The kind of shit you need to watch out when on a death fortress' frontyard.

>>73652589
An insidious spider trap that lies deep within a death fortress.

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>>73652628
>>73652633
Alright but try this on for size

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With a little touching up, could this make a good album cover?

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So many posers

>>73652672
I have literally fapped to this doujin before

>>73652647
The general area that surrounds the average death fortress (which is in the middle)

>>73652672
Christian is the new kvlt

>>73652647
Death landscapes with a death fortress on the background featuring a portal for a dimension filled with death fortresses.

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>>73652704
Maybe, but in the previous thread people being like
>omg i wanted my bm to sound like post rock :3

>>73652686
Nice!

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>>73652370

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>>73652691
>>73652725
Okay, so what if I were to show you this?

>>73652370
The Asshole of Satan

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>>73652316
Suffering Hour - In Passing Ascension

Which Bathory is song is the most Slayer-like?

>>73652759
A small party that is gathered in the Death Fortress's backyard.

>>73652759
kvlt people practicing magick on their death fortress.

>>73652348
>>73652518
>>73652647
>of the Unconquerable
>of the Undying
>of the Unyielding
what's next

>>73652802
Golden Walls of Heaven
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>73652816
>>73652826
There's still some loose ends here boys

>>73652863
that's the emergency evacuation tunnel of a death fortress

>>73652863
THIS>>73652883

Usually results in death

>>73652863
Death Fortresses are a perfect natural habitat for spiders.

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>>73652883
>>73652913
But then what about THIS

>>73652920
That's an inhabitant of the death fortress

>>73652920
The kind of people that go to death fortresses to take pictures but end up killed by spiders.

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>>73652920
A proud owner of a death fortress

>tfw you will never own your own death fortress

>>73652931
How would you live in a fortress of death?

>>73652959
Accurate

>>73652973
How would you afford all the spiders?

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>>73652931
>>73652959
>>73652973
Then what exactly is THIS

>>73653031
The logo for death fortress

>>73652997
>How would you afford all the spiders?

Foolish adventures could feed the spiders with their lives. Also their scavenged loot could buy feed for your spiders for the slow months.

>>73653031
How to correctly spell death fortress.

>>73653031
It represents the walls of a death fortress, notice how it is pointy, solid and has a gate in the middle.

>>73653031
That' a ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISKS warning placed in front of each death fortresses (which is an obligation by the law since 1968)

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>>73653049
>>73653058
>>73653067
>>73653089
So whose this guy?

>>73653128
a poor victim who didn't pay attention to >>73653089

>>73653128
Another inhabitant of the death fortress

>>73653128
usually a faithful servant to the master of a death fortress or at times a foolish interloper.

All suffer the same fate entering a death fortress.

>>73653128
this dude:
>>73652920

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>>73653154
>>73653156
>>73653184
>>73653191
Then what's this thing doing?

>>73652548
t. nu-male

>>73653243
guess what happens to the sorry sod who steals the mourning paper from the stop of a death fortress.

>>73653243
Being drained of its life by the death fortress.

>>73653248
t. hipster

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>>73653243
Have you never seen The Matrix

>>73652838
This, it literally sounds like Hell Awaits

>>73653280
Hipsters hate manowar

>>73653313
Hipsters use the word nu-male to insult popular music and/or to deflect the fact that their feelings get hurt when you insult their favorite band.

You can fuck right off, memeboy.

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>>73653259
>>73653263
>>73653300
What part of the death fortress is this?

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WHAT? NOT A SINGLE ARGHOSLENT POST YET?
What are you, a nu-male?

>>73652672
link?

>>73653413
The place where they play Death Fortress music

In college I was on the student entertainment committee or whatever the hell it was called and decided I would use my "weight" to get my old band to play with AC, Tear It Up, and Dataclast which were all crap I was listening to at the moment. Everyone else except AC couldn't do it, and my band was a stupid 60s garage rock/punk band, so the fact that we'd be opening for something like AC was irresitible and I got like $500 from the student gov't to be stupid with it.

I was waiting around in my campus apt nervously for them to show up for most of the afternoon, until I heard a loud car horn blaring from the parking lot and knew it was them. I walked out to see two cars, one had a bunch of complete scumbags stepping out of it, cans of Budweiser literally rolling out of the doors as they emerged. They looked like utter pieces of shit. I introduced myself and asked where Seth was. They pointed to one of the cars where he was still sitting in the passenger seat, pounding a bottle of vodka.

We went back to my apartment where my roommate had tried to impress them by having the Haunted cd blasting. Seth immediately told me to "turn this faggot shit off" and handed me his own cd to put on, which had a flaming swastika on the cover and was an album by esteemed Tom Waits soundalikes Affirmative Apartheid.

I told them that I'd bought several cases of beer to entertain them, which they dug into happily. Their group was:
* Seth Putnam
* Josh Martin the guitarist
* one of the drummer guys
* Roadie #1, "Lenny", who was about 5'2 and had a half-arm. Not like he was missing part of it, but it was a birth defect arm that was only about a foot long. On the birth defect arm he had a Dungeons & Dragons tattoo.
* Roadie #2, "Chris", who stood about 6'5 and had a ponytail that made him look like the guy from Game of Thrones.

>>73653566
https://exhentai.org/g/443679/65a7ca009c/

>>73653649
Seth kept making tons of "Hey I heard this school has tons of niggers and dykes" type comments to me, but when he saw that wasn't really going to impress/alarm/whatever me, they all sort of "calmed down" a bit and just focused on getting drunk. Around 6:55 they freaked out that the Simpsons was coming on and all sat down to watch.

During the Simpsons episode, Seth turned to Chris and said "Hey Chris, can you put my beer down for me? I'm too fat."

They started getting more drunk and kept demanding I find them "drugs". I told them I didn't really do drugs and gave them some weed, but they weren't satisfied. My Haunted-fan straightedge roommate was freaking out, worrying they'd trash the place if they didn't get drugs, so he ran out to "get drugs". A few minutes later, he came back with a tube of uncooked ketamine and told me to give it to them. I incredulously asked where the fuck he got it from, but he was all "Don't worry! Just give it to them before they go crazy!". So I gave Seth the ketamine. He asked what it was, and I said "Ketamine". He then, without hesitation, unscrewed the tube and began pouring it into his mouth. Like, gobs and gobs of it. Martin was all "Don't bogart that shit!" and took a bunch into his own mouth. They kept drinking until I told them we should really get over to the venue (an on-campus site) to start getting ready for the show.

I get in a car with Martin driving. Seth tells me about how GG Allin once asked them to be his backing band, and we bonded over both owning Johnny Rebel records. Then out of nowhere he grabbed the steering wheel and whipped it to the right, sending us off the road and careening across the grass. Martin got back onto the road and dismissed it with "Stop being a jerk!" as Seth apparently did "wacky" stuff like that all the time.

>>73653367
nu-male and hipster are the same thing

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>>73653654

>>73653663
We get to the venue and start setting things up, and my bandmates are all deciding to play a three song set and get the fuck off campus before there's a riot. As I'm helping them set up, Seth realizes the beer is still in my apartment. Chris and I decide to walk back to get it. We do so, and away from the rest of the band I learn that Chris would like to study audio engineering and had considered SUNY Purchase at some point. I ask him if AC really gets into a lot of trouble at shows, and if they really need him. "Oh, absolutely, all the time. And if its too much, I always have this." He pulls up his pantleg to reveal a gun in his boot.

As we continue back, we pass by an apartment with the blinds drawn, inside are a bunch of students having a Passover seder. "Hey! Let's cut holes in some sheets and run in there!" gleefully remarks Chris. I advise him we should probably get to the show instead.

We get to the venue, and Seth (who is wearing sweatpants) is passed out face-down in front of the stage, snoring. My band sets up and goes on, and its completely uncomfortable as about 200 people not from campus are standing far, far in the back of the room not giving a shit about our shitty music. We end the set and Seth gets up, grabs the mic, and says "Let's hear it for Syd Barrett." Then he pulls me aside and says "Is there anything I can't do?" I tell him just to not lay a finger on me or my little brother, but otherwise to have a blast.

Seth is too fucked up to stand, and is probably still tired from his nap, so he elects to sit on the front of the stage in his sweatpants. He declares that he's "a bit parched" and asks my brother to bring him some Sprite. The set is delayed 10 minutes while my brother finds a vending machine and brings the soda back.

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>go to /mu/ 2 years ago
>"hue hue look at this album! punk was invented by black people"
>picrelated
>wtf I hate Death now
>fast forward to today
>see Death is apparently the classic band
>refuse to listen to it for a long time
>finally give up and give in
>turns out it's a different band
WTF I love Death now

>>73653694
They launch into 2 hours of cruelty, blastbeats, racism, misogyny, etc. It was one of the funniest things I'd ever witnessed live. Seth kept going on and on about how "we" should not have to put up with movies like Save The Last Dance being made. He brought up Save The Last Dance about 15 times. He pointed at a girl in the front in an army jacket and said "People like you and me didn't fight in 'Nam just so we could raise kids in a world where Chinese people drive."

The real fun started when Seth noticed two Nazi skinheads hanging out. Seth pointed at them and said "This one goes out to wigger faggots like you two, two years ago you were hanging out in your bedroom listening to 311." They then played 311 Sucks. After the song, one of the skinheads said "Fuck you". Seth dropped the microphone and tried to grab a table to throw at the guy. This guy was also like 6'6. People held onto the table so he couldn't throw it. Seth picked the mic back up and told the skinheads again that they were "pussy race-traitor wigger faggots" and then tossed the mic stand in one of their faces. The big guy went to kick Seth's ass, but then Chris stood in front of him with his arms folded, smiling, just shaking his head "No".

The set continued, eventually they ran out of songs and decided to do some Picnic Of Love tracks, with Seth just holding the microphone up to his stomach. He started making fun of an Asian woman in the crowd. A kid from the Student Gov't ran up to me and said "Tell them to stop! This ends now! Over!" I said "Actually, you can tell them to stop" and we looked at the stage to see Seth goosestepping and seig-heiling. The kid called me a dick and ran off.

>>73653674
Hipsters hate mainstream, popular music. You call people who listen to overrated/popular albums "nu-males."

>>73653715
Two minutes later, the fire alarm went off, which I'm convinced the Student Gov't kid had pulled. Chris calmly walked over to the fire alarm, yanked it out of the wall, and spiked it like a football. Regardless the lights went on and campus safety showed up. I was already in trouble, and AC wanted to avoid getting arrested, so I walked Seth back to his car so that at least he wouldn't be arrested for extremely clear public intoxication, among other things. On the walk over, he kept alternating between "You really are a faggot for booking us" and "You know this is all a joke, right?" At one point he said "You're Jewish, right?" and turned my wrist over to see if I had any tattoos. I walked him to the car and thanked him for playing a wonderful evening. I then ran back to my apartment because I saw cops everywhere, and skinheads roaming around.

Back at my apartment, I had two friends visiting from Long Island, and had to give them a ride back to the train station in White Plains. They gathered their things, we laughed about how ridiculous the day had been, and took off. Returning to campus with my friend, we saw both of AC's cars crashed into each other, surrounded by cop cars. We ducked our heads down and headed back to my apartment, not wanting anything to do with whatever drunk driving insanity had occurred.

A week later, I emailed Josh to thank him for the show, make sure their check arrived, and let him know that "I'd heard they'd gotten into a fender bender after the show" and if everything was ok. He responded "Everything was great! We were fucking around on the drive out and smashed into each other. The cops came and we just told them that we were rushing off campus because skinheads were chasing us. They fixed our car and escorted us to the Hutchinson River Parkway and we made it back to Boston without a scratch! Thanks!"

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Like Dragonforce, this is gay. It is puzzling how this band gets called "death metal that is melodic" as opposed to melodeath. From the cheesy melodies to superficial thrashiness, this resembles melodeath more closely than real death metal. At least, Arghoslent does seem to actually emphasize the melodic construction as opposed to rhythmic resolution, but that's hardly a compliment when the melodies are fucking gay. I know it's cliched to call things "fucking cheesy gay crap," but it really applies in this case. This may not exactly be melodeath, but at any rate it is not real death metal. If you haven't listened to this yet, you will have no idea about just how upbeat this is. Even garbage like "Slaughter of the Soul" doesn't come close to being this upbeat. Think of Arch Enemy's "Silverwing" and its childish lead melody in the chorus, and you have reasonable picture about the degree of homosexuality that is at work here. The style, though, is quite different. These melodies sound very Chinese. Now, I have nothing against Chinese classical music, but there are two reasons this is a problem: a) they are played in a gay fashion and b) this is a metal album played with electric guitars. I somehow doubt that they intended the riffs to sound Chinese, but some of the riffs sound like they were lifted up straight from the worst moment of a fifth-rate Chinese opera, without any thought about how to adjust them so that they will fit into a metal context. It sounds comical, in a bad way.

Of course, harsh vocals are a disadvantage in having sing-along choruses, but Arghoslent makes it up with the riffs. This is watered-down music for the crowd. I already hear somebody shouting that this band can't possibly have commercial appeal with its controversial lyrics. Whatever. The possibility of shock tactic aside, that's what the music sounds like, in the end. This is "death metal" for fans of Dragonforce. Like Dragonfoce, this fucking sucks.

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I didn't want to review this again. I just wanted to lock it away forever in the vaults of time as a Mistake on my part, a tragically misguided opinion that I later found to be wrong. But so many people insisted that I go back and change my old review, which I left up merely to show what happens when one prematurely reviews an album, that I just had to give in. So many people were apparently so confused at the discrepancy between my ratings for this album and for Arghoslent's next pile of dog droppings, Hornets of the Pogrom, that I am forced to pander to the masses and, well, review Incorrigible Bigotry again. And yup, it's just as boring as I thought it was the last time I heard it! Excited? I bet you are.

Arghoslent is basically a really boring band at heart. Their music has no imagination, is short enough to be quickly forgotten and the only thing it really has going for it, is the riffs. Just riffs. Distilled of any songwriting power, any kind of emotional appeal, anything that separates us from machines making music...just riffs. That might sound good at first...wait, no it doesn't, are you fucking kidding me? I have never been quite this apathetic about music. It is technically all there, but where's the engaging factor that's supposed to draw me in? This music has no fire to it. It is a huge cobble of clickety-click riffing and dry melodies that sound as if they were produced by a machine. It is literally the best possible way I can think of to describe to someone the difference between inspired music and music that was so obviously just made to get a quick album out of the way so the band could go back to polishing their Klan hoods, or maybe throwing darts at pictures of Morgan Freeman and Malcolm X, or whatever it is this supposedly 'racist' band does in their free time.

>>73653887
is this Empyreal? I remember thinking that guy was a giant faggot.

>>73653731
>differentiating between faggots
what's more gay? Being a faggot, or being an expert on all the intricate, minor differences of all the brands of faggot?

>>73653959
Yeah, it's him.

>metalcore thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHJF2cUwyY

i've never discussed Architects on /mu/, probably one of my favorite bands.

what do you think?

>>73654031
this is the bad metalcore anon

>>73654031
>metalcore thread
(not true, by the way)

>>73654054
this. people think all metalcore is shit exactly because of bands like that.

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Hey, does anyone want to go to the architects concert in Sydney with me? We dont have to hold hands, but we can if you want to...

>>73653974
I never called anyone a faggot, I'm not a 12 year old who plays Call of Duty. Sorry for the confusion.

Post metalcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFnb6MOvV20

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>>73654082
truth

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What would happen if a War Master laid siege to a Death Fortress

>>73654146
They'd die

>>73653707
Yo when did Chuck do this?

>>73654139
Metalcore might be one of the most bastardized genres ever. Starkweather, Integrity, and Kickback are some of my favorite bands ever but people dismiss the entire genre thanks to trendy shit that hit the mainstream a decade ago.

>>73654200
It's actually a different band called Death and its album from 1973. Completely unrelated.
They surfaced online some time ago when their long-lost album was found.

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post week and rate

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>>73653828
>>73653887
t.

Is everything "-gaze" frowned upon by /metal/? Or are there any actually good bands there?
t. likes Woods of Desolation

>>73654363
Botanist - Flora

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>>73654297
++Helstar, Agent Steel, Manilla Road, Liege Lord
+Candlemass, Destroyer 666, Arghoslent, Winter, Nifelheim

>>73654401
>Botanist - Flora
Cool. Do you know anything a bit heavier? Would be perfect

>>73654457
Harakiri For the Sky, maybe?

>>73652997
You live in the death fortress and it kills intruders.

>>73654418
>7x7

how do you make those?

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Which metal musician is most worthy of defending a death fortress, and which metal musician is most worthy of destroying it?

>>73654490
Thanks, that's good stuff
So, the generic term for this is blackgaze?

>>73654082
>>73654054

What you think of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gazMsSRvEQo

also pretty populair, its good nontheless

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>>73654611
Yeah, that's what they usually call it.

The genre can be hit and miss but the bands that do it right do it well imo.

>>73654547
he probably used this http://top100.topsters.net/

>>73654637
terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gs4IpKKxI

>>73654637
I never liked anything else from this band, but this is great.

>>73654637
hard pass

>>73654932
Check out their last album if you like this, many great songs on that album.

>>73653649
>>73653663
>>73653694
>>73653715
>>73653732
We need a new Anal Cunt.

>>73655039
They're called Shitfucker

>>73655033
I suppose I could have been more clear, but I was referring to the album.

>>73655063
I doubt they pull as much shit as Anal Cunt.

is this general just for thrash metal and slimy cum throat pig voices? like honestly, i think this is the worst type of metal.

>>73655131
A human being like Scott Putnam comes along only once in a lifetime, we make due with else we have

http://decibelmagazine.com/blog/featured/coprolite-crue-the-deciblog-interview-with-shitfucker

>>73654054
>>73654082
i thought it was because of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrePTa6RX90

>>73655187
Who the fuck listens to this utter shit

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>>73654591
I'd have to go with the guy named Protector for defense.

>>73655208
a mutual sent that band to me because he heard i listen to metal(core) as well lol
i remembered it specifically because of how bad it was and pulled it up

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>>73655152
Not really. I enjoy all kinds of stuff. No one just seems to post it
https://youtu.be/W3Yx9g11I1Y

>>73655282

I LOVE WARLOCK!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xI7wfczQQo

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i'm angry as fuck

what do i listen to?

>>73655396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK7rukxR2LM

>>73655340
I think they're kinda underrated.I love when Pesch does that screaming vocal. I think she can do amazingly powerful vocals, making most other vocalists sound like numales

judas priest - painkiller

>>73655396
https://youtu.be/Z2Oc3A92XVk

>>73655416
uninspiring senpai

>>73655491
aight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqXbSpyrwA

>>73655282
that song was good. i would rather something like that gets posted more often then generic satan death band #40298 : gurusigothihemoth.

i've been getting tired of the stuff i listen to now because i just can't find anything else, and /mu/ fucking sucks for metal, i've looked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWYKpE5zlyQ

>>73655091
i'm in the same boat actually all their older stuff was too reliant on breakdowns and chugs

>>73653887
Wrong

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>>73655520
>melodeath

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>>73655544

>>73655510
thanks senpai

>>73655629
No problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scLMG_UQv5k

>>73655520
Okay. I can rec some '80s metal. I'm not deep into more "extreme" styles but heavy/trad/glam I do like, with good vocals
https://youtu.be/-sEKFu_DAGk (super underrated virtually unknown band)
https://youtu.be/3kfYWPquNMc
https://youtu.be/8g6h1vI4Xv0
https://youtu.be/1TnzAah7Q00

What's a good album to cry to that isn't Sad Wings of Destiny?

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post metal that has never been memed here

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>>73655759
take your pick

>>73655759
Last Album Before Doomsday

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hey check out this hilarious thing I found

>>73655759
Crying is for girls

>>73655806
This needs to be redone with entirely orcs.

>>73655806
2003 called, they want their meme back

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>>73655767

>>73655730
honestly, i only really liked the first one. the rest just aren't me. but i really liked that first song.

>>73655884
What's your taste? Post RYM or just albums you like, maybe I can rec something

gib me 2 (two) reasons to create a rym and autistically rate every album in my library

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>>73655914
i can't really say. it is kind of all over the place. here is what i actually have. a lot of it i haven't listen to in a long time.

>>73656022
You can find users with similar taste as you. You can then see how they rate your fav albums and their reviews. I now get great, highly accurate recs based on this.

>>73656100
christ that's some shit taste

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>>73656100
...

>>73656100
so ultimate cheese?

>>73655800
The mix of German and French lyrics made me cry

>>73656117
>>73656142
>>73656158
at least name what is shit on my list for fucks sake.

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Who is this guy?

>>73656238
The Slayer whom they employ at death fortresses

>>73656238
show no mercy

Does Melvins posting fit in this thread? I hope so because their tour is actually stopping in my city and I'm very excited.

>>73656100
OK, hard to rec much because I'm more trad metal guy. see you're more power/melody/prog guy, right? Not exactly my area of expertise, to be frank. But, tried Queensryche, Dokken, Crimson Glory? Also, this comes to mind: https://youtu.be/HV3RAE_4wA0?list=PLZaNtT-hsYElTbl3qAr8Apdmedn5CjzAP

>>73656238
the goatee guy

>>73656238
Hide all cruelty

>>73656022
do that only if you're an arghostlentloving nu-male

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Can't make this shit up

>>73653540
>'Die Niggers' Dying Fetus

>>73652828

of the Uncuckable obviously

i'm looking to purchase a Death Fortress, does anyone here know something about real estate?

>>73656733
Don't do it. The price bubble is real

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Any of my boys listening to some late-night Slayer?

>>73656733
>i'm looking to purchase a Death Fortress,

Not in this market.

>>73656733
What sort of budget do you have? Knowing what you have to spend lets you better know what Death Fortrii are available to you

>>73656771
No but i want a bass

>>73656272
Dying fetus - Wrong one to fuck with

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>>73655767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82yPrvqLRK8

>>73655806
That is perfect

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Can we talk about him here?

>>73657240
Post away. His early material was a big deal even if underage goons try to deny it.

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>>73657265
This. Most people who would call him edgy these days are edgy kids projecting that on to other people.

>>73657289
His antics are very edgy and childish though. And given he puts them so much in the forefront, he deserves it. Could've made a change to a more 'mature' attitude if he wanted to show he has music

>>73657353
His attitude is pretty 'mature' nowadays, he doesn't really make a scene at all anymore and his recent work with Pale Emperor was very solid. He didn't even believe in half the shit he did in the 90s, he just wanted to spread his music further and controversy in his music and performances achieved that. His music is the most important part though, and it is very solid. I have yet to find an artist even marginally similar to him.

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>>73655806
The Nazgul are aesthetic as fuck

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>>73655767

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>Lanny Cordola, Marty Friedman, Michael Angelo Batio, Randy Hansen and Alex Masi guesting on the same song

Why haven't you converted to Christianity yet? Do you not like shred?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqFj43WHkwA

>>73657404
>His attitude is pretty 'mature' nowadays
Well I saw he posts some embarrassing "I'm 14 and this is edgy" shit on his social media. Oh yeah, and beheads Trump of course.
>I have yet to find an artist even marginally similar to him.
Ummmm, wasn't NIN and a lot of other electronic/numetal/alt crowd pretty similar? I mostly heard only hits, but they were just your generic 2000s stuff. Not that it was bad, good in its own way, but not so unique

>>73657569
>Ummmm, wasn't NIN and a lot of other electronic/numetal/alt crowd pretty similar? I mostly heard only hits, but they were just your generic 2000s stuff. Not that it was bad, good in its own way, but not so unique

This is exactly the type of underage goon I was referring to.

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>>73657549
CONVERT

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since I've been called a nu-male about 100 times for my top 100, I want to know, what's some good shit you guys would recommend me

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>>73657653
>ywn be this jacked

>>73657653
I wish more metal singers had the gimmick of basically just being Rambo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4rfzx0tKQ

>>73657690
just b urself

>>73657569
>Oh yeah, and beheads Trump of course.
It wasn't really a big deal, he didn't make some huge statement out of it and it was done before the election so he didn't know who would win. Also, it was a minor part of short music video he did more so to promote his new song.
>Ummmm, wasn't NIN and a lot of other electronic/numetal/alt crowd pretty similar? I mostly heard only hits, but they were just your generic 2000s stuff. Not that it was bad, good in its own way, but not so unique
>ummmm
please don't say that. NIN is similar only in that they were both industrial rock/metal, but Manson's musical style (really that of his bandmates) and the way he put it all together with the lyrics and samples and extreme vocal performances is really something quite special. Numetal and electronic/alt stuff is completely different. Also, they didn't sound like "generic 2000s stuff" at all they started in the early 90s.

>>73657688
>Rush, Mastodon, Type O Negative, Dead Kennedys, Sleep, Primus, and Ween in top 10
Yeah it's no fucking wonder

>>73657759
there's literally nothing wrong with type o negative, nu-male

>>73657688
Silencer - Death Pierce Me

it is the nu-male slayer

>>73657759
what's wrong with that honestly?

>>73657780
just get out this isnt for you.

>>73657779
currently listening, only a few minutes into the first song but it kicks ass, thanks

>>73657688
>only 1 Obscura album
No wonder you're being called a numale

>>73657803
why's that?

>>73657773
whatever you say, newman

>>73657707
Well, Manowar were Conans. Thor was He-Man, I guess. Our decade has new heroes, like Seth Rogen

>>73657875
consider this your warning here as well.
we do not take kindly to racisms here.

>>73657875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz9e2lp6JVE&

>>73657905
shut the hell up nigger.

>>73657688
since you badly need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GroztrBcUxQ&list=PLWXyu--LdjnT8Ea_gcFiBBmqPzZqO9kLh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBKZxKL8-CQ&list=PLYC-w_-HwoLnHdiAhw-uTHkj--oSe5Lhi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFIcO3uvzs&list=PL5YqZdEEFhWm32DQBvOg7wtPsmZtQRjcj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB__SufIvCs&list=PL2UwsPvG2SL0KHzynvqwMjLpvotiSalwf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jxZkj1mSKU&list=PLTbqGyq1q12vnBL9B2oA9i1TW80BUCpZ1

>>73657877
t. nuevo masculino

>>73657875
Disturbed

>>73657690
>>73657712
yeah b skeleton

>>73657707
I love that video btw.
"You want to know how to get a girl? Here's how. Step 1: be Kane Roberts"

>>73657921
I know Aborted and Skinless, good shit, I know Carcass VERY well, I completely missed adding Necroticism to my list, I'll check out the other two though

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why has /metal/ been so slow today, guys? :{

>>73657707
look at all those floofy girls :3

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So we all agree that Portrait of an American Family was his best album, right?

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At least Kane Roberts had the decency to fade into obscurity; George Lynch on the other hand went the nu-metal route to try and fund his 'roids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTd1jYzzxIY

>>73657968
actual discussion and recs, less shitposting

>>73657989
yes

What is your guys opinion on Lamb of God?

Been a while since I listened to them, but I used to think they were the tits.

>>73657968
I guess because of yesterday's fiasco "/pol/ days to /mu/" thread

>>73657989
nah, Trent released better sounding shit

>>73658034
I like Trent, he's a good boy, good young man that boy is, but Manson is better.

>>73656524
Arghoslent is a nu male repellent

>>73657989
It has some sick riffs, I'd put it above the majority of Traditional Heavy Metal

>>73655806

I don't get death vs thrash, which orc is which?

I read the books like ten times but never watched the movies. I'm guessing death is shagrat and thrash is ...?

>>73658003
I thought they were cool before I ever really listened to any metal, by now I can think of no reason I'd listen to them because I found plenty of shit I like better at this point.

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>tfw it finally clicks and you realize 'My Monkey' is in fact, not filler, but the magnum opus of the album

>>73658106
>I read the books like ten times
No wonder you're on /metal/

>>73658070
very funny, ha ha
I get the joke

>>73658003
Ashes of the Wake holds up pretty well in my opinion

>>73658111

Yeah I feel the same. Their vocalist is still toptier tho, live aswell

What are some bands that have unique (non gimicky) solos?

Post some fucking riffs
https://youtu.be/ZrT3XEATurs

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>>73658140
I was being serious, anon.

>>73658093

No, it's just repellent in general

>>73658156
Judas Priest

>>73658160
about a dude name "Marylin" being a mere side project/toy of an actual musician, I know

>>73658137

if you haven't read tolkien, you're not metal

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>>73658156
Mr. Big!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4PFEBBp4FQ

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Gimme some obscure recs to make my e-penis bigger and hopefully impress but also intimidate plebs

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>>73658282

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name ONE (1) better album from 2000

name ONE (1) album from this millennium that has better licks and riffs

i don't think you can

>>73658209
No, Marilyn Manson is unironically better than Trent.

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>>73658314

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>>73658314

>>73658337
is this actually good
>>73658339
no

>>73658252
I did, just 9 times less than you
I know where hobbits dwell, aight

>>73658314
Oooh, first Manson, now this. Some real anti-corporate edgy rebels here

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>>73658314

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>>73658314

>>73658003
Fun. I'll throw them on at the gym or even see them live, but half of their songs feel a bit unfulfilling.

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>>73658314

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>>73658385
Yep. Best instrumental rock album of the past 25 years, imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clUe8DqXcfM

>>73658406
they're far better live than on their albums

>>73658392
Fred Durst actually made appearance on this

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>>73658282
I uploaded this a while ago and all I remember from it is that it was made by a bunch of weird ass mexicans

Benatnash - War Prophecies
>I don't remember

https://mega.nz/#!mFs2TbrT!G89-nJ2hmGcn5eD5ZLpwNPXvtiFE8MpgqXD5huav_po

>>73658444
wait, are you fucking serious, I did it for the meme, I haven't actually forced myself to listen to it

>>73658410
Immolation is shit-tier Death Metal

I stayed up so I could listen to the new Origin the minute it came out, worth it so far

fred durst has a good voice but his lyrics are stuck somewhere between purposely bad and serious and it makes it hard to like his songwriting both ironically and unironically. not bad enough to laugh at but not good enough to truly enjoy.

>>73658493
Nah I'd say I can laugh at it

is /metal/ being raided? the fuck is going on?

>>73658493
>Fred Durst
>Good voice
>not bad enough to laugh at
you're fucking around right? no one actually believes this right?

we yuropoors also had a nu-metal phase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZvlqH2jPa8

>>73658542
what do you mean?

>>73658521
>>73658543
nu male poseurs detected

>>73658584
t. did it for the nookie

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>>73658460
I am. Apparently the album notes say Fred Durst appears on track "Seamless". It's not on YT though. BUT, apparently Corey Feldman appeared with Limp Bizkit recently and did a cover of Billie Jean https://youtu.be/dOIkhwOmpiU
I'm more surprised about the cover that almost looks ironic (it's actually from 2016 for crying out loud). More like Gorey Feldman

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>>73658600
What the shit

>>73658598
I hunched forward laughing and smacked my forehead on my desk

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>>73658493
>TFW this
Top 10 musicians whose death will hit you the hardest. Admit it

>>73658625
Just keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN my dude

How many of you guys use RYM?

>>73658617
I know, it's logic-defyingly bad. I just can't say if it's tongue-in-cheek or not

>>73658651
I use it but can never be arsed to put in all the album i ever listen to on there, but the lists and catalogues and recs are nice

>>73658651
just leave the hall, falsie

>>73658651
/mu/ you arent welcome here

are there any bands that are like halfway between nu metal and grindcore

>>73658572
we're being derailed
we need our own board really, fuck /mu/

>>73658651
Why would I want to with its retarded weighted rating system that gives users with older accounts more value?

>>73658734
I don't know how you get halfway between a mountain and the sky

>>73658734
Napalm Bizkit

>>73658734
t. new man

reminder grindcore is in fact the proper genre name

'grind' sounds like gay club music

>>73658785
Grindcore isnt metal so talk about it somewhere else

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>>73658493
By the way, some time ago I actually decided to listen to some ol' Limp Bizkit. I used to have Chocolate Starfish on CD, now I decided to try Significant Other.
Even as a teen, I remember being kinda disappointed by it after a few listens. I had a friend who swore by all this MTV nu-metal stuff who lent me the CD. But I myself never quite got interested in it. It's just pretty boring, all in all.
And saying this—actually Hybrid Theory holds up pretty well. If you mute Mike Shinoda and tolerate the more emo moments Chester "Benis" Bennington, it's actually good. Not being even half ironic here

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>>73658809
punk and all punk subgenres are literally metal with blastbeats

New

>>73658858
>>73658858
>>73658858

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>>73658651
I do. Although for metal it might not be as useful

>>73658753
I don't even look at ratings anymore. I follow several users and their ratings appear when I look up albums (picrel). That's like the most amazing thing ever. Often I rate an album, look above to see how they rate it and it's exactly the same

>>73655166
Scott