who wins in a fight young michael gira or mc ride?

reminder that gira has a tiny dick

>>73621518
Considering Gira was in Israeli prison as a teenager, probably him.

I suspect Gira would win. Dude's got some history. MC Ride is just an art school student who likes to take off his shirt.

>>73621527
this

haha hey buddy

Gira actually had a tough history. I love Ride but, as far as I know, he's just an art school guy who has a lot to say. So yeah Gira would probably beat his ass.

>>73621518
Young Gira, no question. And that's not even disrespect to Ride. Just how it is.

I'd actually have a hard time trying to figure out many musicians who'd beat Young Gira.

>>73621710
Rivers Cuomo would waste Gira

>>73621736
this but unironically

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>>73621710
there are plenty, but mostly through size and not tenacity. a few have both

>>73621755
Yeah, I'm thinking it's more in the tenacity camp rather than size, Gira seems like the type of guy who will outlast you in the fight rather than just straight up beat you up. I'd reckon Iggy Pop might beat him, for example, on both accounts.

>>73621736
lol

>>73621573
Get em

>>73621710
Phil Anselmo

>>73621736
kek

>>73621710
phil elverum

>>73621551
Gira was also just an art school student who took too much drugs and got into trouble all the time.

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>>73622985
That statement ignores his history of working long hours at hard labor jobs and his experience with genuine privation. It also ignores his experience in performance art and his habit of breaking bones routinely while flopping around on stage. That said, I don't think he's as tough as most of the people in this thread estimate. He seemed physically insecure. He was known for being an irritable loudmouth that would aggressively yell at others when they did something that piqued him.

>>73621540
>Selling hash makes you a badass

>>73623128
He didn't sell hash. Hippies foisted it onto him before they left, and he was caught in possession of it. He was imprisoned for their business

>>73623154
Oh nice I didn't know that. Fuck Wikipedia lol. Where did you read this?

>>73623128
it does in those circumstances at that age
especially by musician standards which is what we're on