At what point did he become /our/ guy?

>>73617170
gonna make this thread a second time huh?

>>73617170
>DEAR JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN

>>73617231
Who are you directing your whine too, me or him^

>>73617249
He's goat eh. Check em.

>>73617259
are you expecting a different result then the same thread that was around this afternoon?

>>73617170
When he stopped making bland music. So maybe like 2025 or something? I don't know.

>>73617284
Mayer must have some song coming out about homo pride or transgender restrooms or something. The shilling has begun.

>>73617329
Haha found the homo gents, respect man, you love mayer, admit it, say he's /our/ guy

All of that talent used on writing boring music for retarded soccer moms tisk tisk

>>73617539
No was being serious.

Why the sudden interest in JM? 2nd thread today like this.

>he's the greatest and slickest guitarist of our age
>plays adult contemporary

>>73617170
probably when he was left off bad and boujee

>>73617568
It's one very persistent guy. Check the filenames in the archive

>>73617544

And now he noodles on stage for a bunch of pot head hippies at grateful dead concerts

>>73617591
>It's one very persistent guy.
aka a shill

>>73617611
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/_/search/image/4o5b8zQVH9AtPIUWJ4yWmA/
men lie, women lie, the archive doesnt

>>73617591
lol what a nerdo comment to make

>>73617611
lol @ people like you

>>73617626
What is this supposed to mean?

>>73617703
What does it look like?
Dude keeps spamming and it's obvious.

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>>73617544
>>73617578
>>73617591
>>73617611
>>73617718
Sodium overlaid, gosh damn you people really enjoy your misery eh kek.

>>73618000
TRIPS. HE WINS. JOHN MAYER GOAT.

>>73618000
if you aren't either 14 or indian I feel pretty bad for you

>>73617718
Oh ok. Yeah.

>>73618028
>Indian
Wuuuuuuuuuuut. Explain chan rat

>>73617626
That's not all one person cuck. Good try Eduardo kek.

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>>73618000
>actively listens to john mayer
>claims other enjoy misery

>>73618175
See what I mean. What a horrid illustration. Reminds me of the dudes who hate, they're just eating themselves.

>>73618222
TRIPS. HE WINS AGAIN. JOHNS THE GOAT FOR SURE NOW.

>>73617633
Kek.

>>73617170
Bruh Ray Williams Johnson hasn't been relevant in years

I don't even know what to day to a young person who just plays traditional, formulaic blues at this point in history.

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You say keep playin baby! And it's not formulaic you unimaginative dunce.

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>>73618825
That was for you kek

>>73619115
following pentatonic and blues scales, basic blues rock guitar tone, basic time signatures, bland arrangements, boring and predictable song structures, hes average dadrock at best

>>73620238
so that's why he played for the most dadrock band ever

>>73620238
*subjectivity
That's a word you should learn bud, the platinum records scream otherwise, he's made back to back hit pop records. And if anything it's almost impossible to stay relevant in the ever changing taste if the mainstream, it's gotta be GOOD music brother, you ain't got the chops kid

>>73620284
Who?
>>73620533
Checked.

>>73620533
if platinum records are directly proportional to quality then justin bieber is twice the musician mayer could ever hope to be

>>73620566
Justin biker and his producers make great pop. To say Justin is twice the musician compared to John throws away all the credibility you never had. Kek.

>>73619115
>"Yeyeyeeyaaah I GOT DEH BLUEESS"

*plays same blues progression over and over*

SOOO GOOD!

>>73620615
not even the same poster but...subjectivity

also stop samefaging

>>73620615
you quite literally just said john mayer's platinum records are indicative of his talent
if good music is what stays relevant in the mainstream, which is your premise, then justin bieber is a much better musician, because he has a bigger fanbase and is more relevant

>>73617170
holy shit these are the most autistic threads in the history of /mu/, you either have serious problems or are a master troll

>>73617170
stop spamming this bland man

>>73617170
>>73620717
haha so much this

From now on he must be called the "bland man"

>>73620642
>>73620656
I can guarantee that you never listen to a whole album of his, this same gay theory about him doing bland repetitive chord progressions is a meme of the highest order. You guys are thinking Jen Hewitt jess Simpson and jealousy when you think of John, im thinking berklee dropout becuase he's stuck in dorm all day writing melodies all day to share with the world. Go listen to neon you plug. That's a great track to start from his rookie album.
>>73620657
John is not a new artist you idiot he's been here since early 2000s you cuck, obviously in the instgram.era where kids rule content he would lose out. This isn't them same. You do not know how to discern eras and music therfore you should leave this thread and board desu, that was single Handley the dumbest input I've heard all year.
>>73620709
Your a troll you plug
>>73620717
>bland man
Good one gay man

>>73620877
Good one chan rat

Ignore the anti JoJo shills, OP. I'm with you
Hes a legend. He should be called John Legend

>>73620941
Haha, oooh you're a fan of this guy. I see.

*walks away whistling*

>>73620941
>triggered bland man fan
>>73620976
pathetic samefag

>>73620941
>I can guarantee that you never listen to a whole album of his
who the fuck would bother?

If you're looking for a guitar god who writes accessible but sophisticated music, Aztec Camera is miles ahead of fucking John Mayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dbNUKy6QXM

>Go listen to neon you plug. That's a great track to start from his rookie album.
there's a little bit of nice guitar work but the only really remarkable thing is how he manages to sneak it into such a boring song

you need to discover sophistipop or something

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>>73620976
I'll always remember you anon. You had my back since day one. God Bless. >>73621013
Kk have fun at the pride parade
>>73621098
Leave kek
>>73621106
>sophistpop
Kek good work. I'll listen to your guy. But you have to admit John is /our/ guy. He's a master guitarist and makes fantastic pop music.

>>73617591
that often just means that people found it on the same google image and/or the same source and didn't rename it, not that i don't think someone would do that.

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>>73621317
>conspiracy theory
You can't reason with goofs bud

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>>73620976
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>>73621604
whats the problem with the gif? idgi

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>>73621682
My bad

I don't know what I was expecting to find in this thread.

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>>73621878
KEK. what did you find?

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this guy > john gayer

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>>73621845
>>73621604
>>73620976

>>73622123
That's a good battle but I think John has him beat, more versatile.

>>73622191
But I like jack's music better, plus John has never ventured into the fuzzy raw territory that Jack does.

>>73622123
They're both pretty awful. Jack White making bland copies of old blues music doesn't make him any better than Mayer's bland copies of newer blues music.

>>73622227
Sure but I think John can cover more grounds in term of genre, but I may be wrong mate. Jack's a gifted guitarist too.

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>>73622351
Bland is the word of the day, kind of a joke. It has no meaning now. Anyways I'm going to bed. Please spread the word Guys. KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE I DONT WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE TOMORRO. keep it all is for 8 more hours. Dont forget to dab on them haters, (such a gay sign off, I hate youtube).

>>73622411
Check em. Peace.

>>73622411
Great post here

He is /ourguy/, retarded hipster liberal faggots on here just can't admit it.

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>>73622420
You people don't give up on "market research", do you?

>>73622525
What ever do you mean

>>73622817
For all we know, this sudden ridiculous influx of threads about him could be a past time activity of his marketing team.