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*blocks your path*

>>73590347
bump

Which format is the least nu-male,

CD
Digital
Cassette
Vinyl

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Anyone else love this album?

>>73590590
honestly CD

Why has nothing in metal been able to match the intensity of the more vicious OSDM records? Most metal doesn't even come close. Sure we have had some metal that goes faster or heavier or more technical or more chaotic, but it usually just surpasses the best of OSDM on one of these aspects while lagging behind on other aspects.

>>73590590
Vinyl and Digital are ultra nu-male
Cassette is kvlt and CD is normal

I WOKE UP IN A

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"There is no death for the honourable.
There is no end for the honourable.
Only eternal rebirth."

>>73590684
Only good Dissection is The Somberlain.

>>73590590
>having a physical-collection
essential nu-male

CD - perfect for the car, easier to store and use (no needle or rewind/fast-forward needed), and comes with nice booklets.

Digital - easiest of all to use, but promotes laziness and ADD because it's so tempting to just browse through random albums until you get distracted and don't even listen to a whole song.

Cassette - being ruined by nu-male trends, used to be the coolest thing you could collect years ago when they were worth nothing

Vinyl - tragic fucking waste of space and money, the most obnoxious userbase and the most kike-driven prices imaginable. Extremely nu-male, the kind who wears womens sweaters and pants for hip fashion

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>>73590520
Guys the Vektor meme is really not funny you need to cease any further activities of this sort

What's the name of the album in the OP?

>>73590651
sweat

>>73590741
Actually, Reinkaos isn't their best album indeed, and The Somberlain is superior musically.
I can get that you dislike it, but what about Storm of Light's Bane?

>>73590590
>not pirating

ultimate nu-male

>>73590842
Not the guy you're replying to, but Vinterland is better.

>>73590869
Not the guy you're replying to, but Sacramentum is better

when does a riff end and a solo begin?

t. clueless

>>73590866
>not buying digital on Bandcamp to support the artist and actually contribute to the scene

Top 10 Best Metal albums of the modern millenia
1.Vektor-Terminal Redux
2.Deafheaven-Sunbather
3.Litourya-Batushka
4.Negura Bunget-Om
5.Eyehategod-Eyehategod
6.Tool-Lateralus
7.The Angelic Process-Weighing Souls With Sand
8.Leviathan-Scar Sighted
9.Isis-Panopticon
10.Deftones-White Pony

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Honest question: What is the difference between glam metal and hair metal?

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>>73590898
but Anon, the truth is i live in a third world country and i dont have paypal or any form of an online banking account :(

>>73590648
Cd are for rich scums, only nu-males can afford this, unless you steal it which i doubt

we can all agree that cassette is kvlt though

>>73590923
None both mean the same

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>>73590921
Deftones doesn't deserve to be shoved in with that.

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Honest question: What is the difference between buttmetal and cockmetal?

>>73590921
>no arghoslent
>alternative metal
please explain

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>>73590923
Glam is the correct term, hair is a derogatory term for it

>>73590921
good post

>>73590968
Haven't listened to Hornets, sorry m8

>>73590684
>intentionally listening to mediocre metal to avoid being name-called
Hmm

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>>73590998
Enlighten me with better bands then, I really like their work.
Also, all the name calling I heard was towards this band, people banning posts of them on certain forums and others trying to ban them from online shopping websites.

>>73590651
FROZEN WASTELAND

>>73591126
>WWWWWWRRACIST!!!!!

These lads honestly handle the name-callers like complete bosses. they actually do not give a flying fuck and just move on with their lives. It's very admirable I think. I wish more bands could just stick to their own thing instead of sell out

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Heh, these guys tried so hard to be Meshuggah, it's adorable.

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>>73591185
I think a lot of people afraid to speak up, since the whole industry became more 'centralized'.
It is better for the label that you don't have an opinion that can hurt and stand for something out of the trending narrative, so they can sell more.

With pressure from all sides, and artists essentially just wanting to be heard/liked and live from their art, it usually comes to that.

And to be honest, I think a lot of people get 'sucked' into the current narrative, whatever it may be, because the people that lead the industry usually lead those trends, and they try to surround themselves with industry people, without time to read on other perspectives - they get sucked into it.

>>73591126
>>73591185
>>73591295
Far-Right Metal for the Discriminating Ear

Кoppoзия мeтaллa [Korrozia Metalla] - "Opдeн Caтaны", "Russian Vodka" and "Caдизм"
Teмнoзopь [Temnozor] - Boльницeй в пpocинь нoчeй [Folkstorm of the Azure Nights]
Kristallnacht - Blooddrenched Memorial 1994-2002
Campo de Mayo - Campo de Mayo
Nachtgeblüt - Dying Echoes of a Past Forlorn
Dub Buk - Идy нa ви!
Grand Belial's Key - "Mocking the Philanthropist" and "Judeobeast Assassination"
Bound For Glory - "The Fight Goes On" and "Hate Train Rolling"
Durandal - "La Peste Brune"
Mudoven - "Truth and Tragedy: Life in the Occupied Zone"
Berserkr - "The Voice of Our Ancestors" and "Crush the Weak"
Excalibur - "Apokalypsa" and "Thurisaz"
Estirpe Imperial - "Estirpe Imperial", "Herederos de una historia", "Himnos de gloria" and "Sin miedo"
Fortress - "Victory or Valhalla" and "The Fires of Our Rage"
Frakass - "Bouclier contra bouclier"
Spear of Longinus - "Nazi Occult Metal", "Black Sun Society", "Nada Brahma" and "The Yoga of National Socialism"
Кoлoвpaт [Kolovrat] - "Пpaвoe Дeлo"
The Raunchous Brothers - "Hail Metal: Destroy Faggotry"
Genocide - "Propaganda 1939 - 1973"
Ultimatum - "Jeunes et Europeens"
RaHoWa - "Cult of the Holy War"
Fanisk - "Noontide"
Bomber - "Das böse lebt!"
Squadron - "Decade of Defiance: 1985-1995", "Our Time Will Come/Take the Sword" and "Combat, Battle and Burn"
Honor - "In Flames of the Rising Power" (English version)
Iron Youth - "Respect/Create/Defend"
Absurd - "Facta Loquuntur"
Kontingent 88 - "Générations futures"
Vaginal Jesus - "Affirmative Apartheid"
Warlord - "Ascension"
Buldok - "Triumf"
Death's Head - "Onslaught" and "Feast of the Jackals"
Der Stürmer - "A Banner Greater Than Death"
Spirit of 88 - Total Kontrolle
In Tyrannos - Die Maske fällt!

where do i meet qt metal grills :(

>>73591441
Don't bother, they're all mental
They're either crazy or have breakdowns everyday

>>73591441
Sniffing blow and and sucking cock in the alley outside a basement venue

>>73591324
Thanks, will check 'em out.

>>73591460
>>73591441
Can you guys post some qt metal chicks

>>73591324
Look dude, i appreciate it, im sure some of them are decent bands, but i'm not gonna search for new bands based on the fact that they have politically incorrect views lmao

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>>73591506

>>73591460
But I'm into that
Give me the most psychotic, self-hating and fucked up chicks so I can out-psycho them. Besides, the choking,scratching and degrading during sex is the best.

Why do slavniggers pride themselves on being aryan when in reality the nazis deemed them as non-deserving and worthless

>>73591441
never. The only acceptable and non nu-male way of chasing girls is by picking based on their personality. the fact that they listen to metal is irrelevant.

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>>73591441
this >>73591489 and sometiems this >>73591460
>>73591506
dude... dont!

>>73591774
I'm talking about mental crazy
They'll end up ruining your family

>>73590651
ALCOHOLIC COMA

>>73591878
you ever had a metal gf who did this?

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>>73590651
NEW BUGATTI

>>73591947
What a fucking ape

>>73590520
quick /metal/ I need the moodiest doom metal album you have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtRTzfh2ZfU

>>73590923

hair and glam are both terms defining the subculture that was created around 80s poppish metal

>>73591460
or they are only in it for the looks

>>73591947
this fucking got me, gj

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guys guys give me a monent, i think i have discovered the ultimate nu-male repellent! It's been right under my nose for years, only now i realize...

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>>73592077
Bal Sagoth and Inquisition have the worst album titles

>>73591898
We were together for some time but I had a gut feeling that something wasn't right and backed out
After that some crazy shit got revealed which proved my gut feeling true
I could have been a bitch and got back together hoping things could potentially change but people don't change

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based horns up

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>>73592220
goddamn Horns Up are based

>>73592146
Exactly. Nu-males will take a glance at the name "Starfire Burning Upon the Ice-veiled Throne of Ultima Thule" and they will immediately realize that they are too low-IQ for this.

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>>73590684
>"ALL MY PRECIOUS GENEPOOL HAS BEEN BLACKED"
>not a cuck nu-male

You know, you can only pick one senpai.

>>73592146
*best

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>when some random woymin asks you: "what bands do you listen to?"
>tattle off some names like Warsore, Depressor, Diocletian, Ground, Pissgrave
>"Yeah, I know some of these!"
>yfw you know she is a lyingass whore

> M
EME
>M

>>73590921
In no particular order

Immolation - Close To A World Below
Converge - Jane Doe
Deathspell Omega - Fas - Ite Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
!T.O.O.H.! - Rad A Trest
Negura Bunget - Om
Menace Ruine - Cult Of Ruins
Warning - Watching From A Distance
Flourishing - The Sum Of All Fossils
Pyrrhon - The Mother Of Virtues
Howls Of Ebb - Cursus Impasse: The Pendlomic Vows

Top ten EPs/demos as well:

Damaar - Triumph Through Spears Of Sacrilege
Deathspell Omega - Kénôse
Bölzer - Aura
Cruciamentum - Convocation Of Crawling Chaos
Genocide Shrines - Devanation Monumentemples
Hades Archer - Penis Metal
Midnight - s/t
Antediluvian - Under Wing Of Asael
Mithras - Sands Of Time
Zom - MMXI

>>73592279
>Depressor
>Ground
good taste

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more like this?

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>>73592321
literally every other Dominick Fernow and Hopsital Productions bands

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reminder that this actually happened

someone over there in the morbid angel camp at some point thought it would be a good idea to record and release such songs as "i am morbid" and "too extreme"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5tL5LFfMts
Lessons in nu-malery

>>73592450
Too Extreme is really good

>>73592459
only nu-males care this much about what other losers do with their lives

>>73592459
"About nu-males" when?

>>73591499
>>73591755
In case you change your mind...

Durandal (fans of Slayer will love this):
https://youtu.be/Y6w0YYBlvYE
https://youtu.be/lqthj4-y6oM
https://youtu.be/nWb6bFbLKJs

Bound For Glory (anyone who hates these guys are faggots):
https://youtu.be/UZ8najJ7rLM
https://youtu.be/9Gf8D3Z9rDY
https://youtu.be/u4u2gqCrXKc
https://youtu.be/gxhZ0SBHaio

Mudoven (racist Cro-Mags by a purported Siege and Anal Cunt associate):
https://youtu.be/TWulwb6Dx2g
https://youtu.be/vFoNlJFgvJE
https://youtu.be/mgBEORJ4BvQ
https://youtu.be/CslWFPBkcPQ
https://youtu.be/LhtWMZ3p0Mw

Fortress (the Australian Skrewdriver):
https://youtu.be/v7iiQAoBvr0
https://youtu.be/xm1wmw_NBR4
https://youtu.be/ao0-RxST380

Bomber (one man Motorhead-influenced RAC):
https://youtu.be/ZFtwJuFGJQQ
https://youtu.be/7tp_K68JvRk
https://youtu.be/bT8nm3Rzqp8
https://youtu.be/4hl8VvGmJx8

Frakass (sounds a little like The Exploited's later years):
https://youtu.be/kAGZKAWYGKA
https://youtu.be/pFz_8gOw6IU
https://youtu.be/gKlO4JMo8Gw
https://youtu.be/7CJjjbUgE8Q

Estirpe Imperial (if you like NWOBHM-style Metal, you'll enjoy this):
https://youtu.be/2OCMTDlv-5c
https://youtu.be/yt8v-Jz9vO0
https://youtu.be/2t6jztuIDtA
https://youtu.be/ApfXufD1yZs
https://youtu.be/saG83vmPXZ4
https://youtu.be/1eBrYgkoeV0

Berserkr (funny how they went from Groove/Heavy Metal to some sweet-ass Death'n'Roll on the later album):
https://youtu.be/VaQQ7OPT0I4
https://youtu.be/O0QDbX7W0pc
https://youtu.be/HbyHvAoMZas
https://youtu.be/p83fZYvOPE8
https://youtu.be/4u7uVSHtQtw
https://youtu.be/6cJSDjPjZiI
https://youtu.be/HnJkA8kdx9o
https://youtu.be/sffXCvIw0os

The Raunchous Brothers (if The Mentors discovered Teutonic Thrash, they'd be The Raunchous Brothers. Anyone who hates this should kill themselves):
https://youtu.be/J4B1nFAp1U8

>>73592492
t. someone who has 1358 pictures of jimmy nu-tron saved on his hard drive

>>73592492
t. nu-male

>>73592513
>>73592521
There is nothing wrong with LARPing if it's inoffensive, it's pathetic that you actually care this much about a person you don't know doing stupid shit

>>73592478
for a rob zombie song maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNibT_9-IJI

actually i think i'd rather listen to rob zombie

>>73590596
right here

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Reminder that this man has a girlfriend and you don't
What do you say for your defense

>>73592510
>Bound For Glory
more like bound to fall asleep

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>>73592538
>There is nothing wrong with LARPing if it's inoffensive, it's pathetic that you actually care this much about a person you don't know doing stupid shit

Teмнoзopь [Temnozor] (epic Russian Nationalist Folk Metal)
https://youtu.be/qMmlle5BmKA

Spear of Longinus (First Wave-esque NS Black Metal with heavy esoteric lyrical themes. "TYONS" is the NS equivalent of "Drawing Down the Moon")
https://youtu.be/INf4lBHN6bY
https://youtu.be/wESz0ILOPIA
https://youtu.be/caPf9WZ_Uy8
https://youtu.be/JjU2616GuOA
https://youtu.be/_Bgp3cvthms
https://youtu.be/ZGL7_euGCos
https://youtu.be/ftN_Lj_8foI
https://youtu.be/OvObXz1aiM0

Squadron (British Oi! turn Thrash):
https://youtu.be/XMWji0XmNsg
https://youtu.be/9g-2DfeDgE4
https://youtu.be/L8DkEqXv7NE
https://youtu.be/PcQnlMxr8bA

Warlord (NWOBHM-style Metal):
https://youtu.be/ZJcKGl0nCPQ
https://youtu.be/viBiIAormQs
https://youtu.be/ZYVjcIBOoNU
https://youtu.be/P3KSD-W_0ro

Excalibur (Czech Metallica-worship turn Death Metal on later albums):
https://youtu.be/dmBipPxkZ4Q
https://youtu.be/pAdYSqEAil8
https://youtu.be/Tgiev2CmHzU
https://youtu.be/xFHOXUNyyRw
https://youtu.be/EAKsyrIsv9M
https://youtu.be/jt6b9K9MGPM
https://youtu.be/VVSA5PAzryA
https://youtu.be/jmtQvey5ksE

Ultimatum (French NS Thrash):
https://youtu.be/GPBHW_FtSvs
https://youtu.be/SXr-tOjJS0w

Genocide (NS Blackened Thrash)
https://youtu.be/IhFzZDqMs3Y

Кoлoвpaт [Kolovrat] (extremely good Russian Thrash):
https://youtu.be/Fb4azzB-X8E
https://youtu.be/czyJLFVo2nU
https://youtu.be/zesC3vTDqnE
https://youtu.be/G7TeZf64n1E

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What's the consensus on the new Dying Fetus album?

>>73592568
Only nu-males are afraid of whatever a stranger might think about them, have a nice time worrying about what some stupid loser does in their garage.

>>73592566
Can't please everyone, but these might change your mind:
https://youtu.be/XC7_BSJI9Os
https://youtu.be/JYG3z_TW69k
https://youtu.be/BL92W1hjWHI
https://youtu.be/uqeAJQqyeO0

>>73592592
A O T Y
O
T
Y

>>73592606
t. LARPing nu-male

Reminder that nu-male is still 1st in the metal category
http://daily.redbullmusicacademy.com/specials/2016-album-art-iq/#
http://daily.redbullmusicacademy.com/specials/2016-album-art-iq/#
http://daily.redbullmusicacademy.com/specials/2016-album-art-iq/#

>>73592592
pretty solid desu

>>73592450
MORBID MORBID SO SORBID
KILL A COP KILL A COP KILL A KILL A KILL A COP

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>>73592592
to me it sounds like they have been just fucking around and experimenting instead of trying to make good enjoyable album

>>73592573
>Warlord
>Jihad Joe

Oh god, those lyrics!

>Are you hiding in Afghanistan or across the border of Pakistan?
>You ran and hid like we knew you would; your holy war spilling English blood
>Infidel, you won't catch me; well nappy head, we will see
>We will find you in your mountain lair; who wants to bomb a millionaire?

>Flares light up the sky; evil eyes see a fiery glow
>Destiny is calling you; the devil gives his hand Jihad Joe

>These warlords in their opium fields will sell you out for a U.S. drug deal
>So it's jihad, Allah be praised; lead you all to an early grave
>Your ugly women look like my rear; cover their faces from ear to beard
>Pyjama man hiding in your cave; once again you forgot to shave

>Flares light up the sky; evil eyes see a fiery glow
>Destiny is calling you; the devil gives his hand Jihad Joe

>Watch the skies, hear the roar; cruise missile knocking at your door
>You think you're safe in the cave you're sat; like Nagasaki it will be knocked flat
>Money lenders will circle around; like Jericho when the walls came down
>They'll bleed it dry but still want more; let's start another holy war

>Flares light up the sky; evil eyes see a fiery glow
>Destiny is calling you; the devil gives his hand Jihad Joe

>>73592652
is there any specific reason why "to be honest" gets auto corrected into desu?

this is some wicked nu-male sorcery

>>73592724
The first three songs at least to me are solid, probably need to give a few more listens desu

>>73592788
4chan was originally for weebs desu

>>73592613
this is lame

behold the iron cross is by far the best and the best parts are instrumental so the whole nazi part doesn't matter

otherwise it's a shitty punk band playing third rate 90s groove metal

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Opinions?

Imma dig into in a couple minutes, i wanna know if im in for a good ride. I've heard that its lackluster, is this true?

are they dare i say /our guys/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAlvPEAiGl4

>>73592886
it's basically Best-Buy Гoлoc Cтaлi

>>73592900
but... I though Гoлoc cтaлi was already Best-Buy Weltanschauung? ._.

>>73592930
desu they went downhill since Goat Horns

sup meal what are your best pit stories

>>73592970
I've never been.

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WHITE AND BASED

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>>73592970
>unleash years of supressed autism in the wake of the blast beat
>make an ass out of myself in front of hundreds of people and look like a total retard on camera
>feel orgasmic satisfaction afterwards
first time is always the best time

>>73592970
this one time i was in a crowd with a bunch of sweaty dudes and we were pushing and touching each other

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I just checked out Mayhem, which I never did before, and is it just me or are the vocals laughable? Sounds like Dave Mustaine choking on a dick.

>>73592970
was out of breath after the opening act, could not mosh after that for the main band

>>73593131
What actually happened?

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What does /metal/ think about pre-blackwater era opeth

>>73593267
Fuck off Attila is best Mayhem vocalist

>>73592561
>nu-male has nu-female gf

How is this supposed to upset me again?

>>73593296
Orchid is 10/10

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are Salem's lott trve kvlt?

>>73593267
Dead was their best vocalist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IJovmgDJPY

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>>73592561
>lip piercing

FUCKING KILL IT

>>73592568
gee how original

>>73592970
one time I got bounced out of the pit and accidentally elbowed this scene kid in the head it was pretty fun

Why do people try to act like Exodus and Anthrax are anywhere near the same level as Megadeth, Metallica, and Slayer?

>>73593540
They're not, but I'd say Testament are pretty close to those 3.

>>73593565
Testament is indeed a great band that deserves more recognition. The only reason I mentioned Exodus and Anthrax is because people try to act like they're a part of the big 4 of American Thrash. Testament is much more deserving of such a title.

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Post metal that is literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

>>73591441
No such thing as qt metal girls. No decent looking, sane girl is into metal.

>>73593627
london

>>73592970
Some drunk dude fell on me

>>73592573
>Spear of Longinus
if you like these dudes you'll like Vomitor

>>73593391
That sounds more like it.

>>73592450
>Trey and David now blame each other for it
MEA MEA
MEA CULPA FOR THE DEVIL'S BLOOOOOOD

>>73592450
>has a section on wikipedia for all the incorrect latin
>"However, drummer Pete Sandoval disliked the album, saying, "I don't know why they did that with the DJs, they could've have [sic] just done a separate project without calling it a Morbid Angel album. That might have been better." Sandoval was unable to contribute to the recording of Illud Divinum Insanus due to injuries, and later left the band entirely"

why are Iperyt such fat fucks

>>73593540
>>73593602
out of all those 6 bands, anthrax is actually second to megadeth

>>73593810
It ain't the 80s boy

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Daily reminder that if you dont like manowar, you are a nu-male

Is tripfagging a thing on /metal/?

>>73593884
all the trips are hated so it's thinned since the old days when every cunt was one

>>73593884
(get it?)

>>73593987
>trip
>it's a Chimaira reference
christ

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Anyone feeling tripfaggy up in this bih?

>>73594022
no

>>73594022
that isnt even a trip
how new are you

early blind guardian is the best guardian

>>73594055
Very, 2 years to this date

>>73594055
this

>>73594070
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QO0806DExpo
forgot link

>>73594078
practically underage

how about now?

>>73594155
good, it lets me filter you even better

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>>73594174
muh internet anonymity

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>>73593803
>winter 2017
>new morbid angel album is released
>it's on par with gateways and formulas

>spring 2018
>pete sandoval rejoins morbid angel

>summer 2018
>the band collectively disowns illud divinum insanus

>fall 2018
>erik rutan replaces that other turbonerd they have playing guitars

it'll be like nothing ever happened

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reminder to BEHOLD THE FEVERS

>>73594249
>>pete sandoval rejoins morbid angel
isn't his back still totally fucked? it doesn't look like he'll return to drums, and now he's a christian it would be even less likely

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>>73594280
He'll be playing one of these btw

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It's glam time! Fuck nu-males!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-gItnaRQI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RnSEqvrOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xFrLDBl-cw

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>>73594280
>No, those two paths do not connect, because MORBID ANGEL… There is only two paths — the one with God, and the other one without God. And MORBID ANGEL is definitely a Satanic band. I would never wanna be back or playing in a Satanic band now that I found Jesus Christ, my savior and my redeemer, and the one that helps me every day.

>>73590921
>The only Deftones mentioned isn't Around the Fur
Immediately kys

>>73594346
>When asked if he missed playing with the band, he said: "No, I don't. I don't miss it. I don't miss any of that."
f-fuck

>>73594341
I'm hearing a bit a Jake E Lee era Ozzy in Shake Up but I can't remember the song

>>73594341
haha look at carmine appice
>>73594426
lightning strikes

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What do you guys think of next year mdf lineup?

>>73594515
surprisingly good
would go if i could

>>73594515

God Dethroned is back?

>>73594515
bretty good actually

>>73594515
Some neat acts but nothing I'd pay that much to see. Sad Int just got added to CADF, which is like 10 minutes from where I live, and also features Merciless, Demolition Hammer, and Samael.

What was that recently memed black metal album with saxophone parts? Had white in the name and a deer skull on the cover

>>73594703
White Ward - Futility Report

>>73594703
Don't bother its just mediocre post-black with a sax

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Lads, this is fucking brilliant

https://bloodharvestrecords.bandcamp.com/album/in-passing-ascension-cd-12lp

>>73592724
Did you even listen to the new album? It's their most consistent and least wanky album to date.

>>73594823
Is this orthodox bm? Because I'm expecting orthodox bm

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So these are the top 5 metal albums of the year so far according to RYM.

>>73594903
wew

>>73594850
Sounds like dissoshit to me.

>Some of the big influences on this album range from Inquisition and Mgla to The Chasm and Dead Congregation
Uhhh no thanks

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how is this any different than pallbearer, the certified nu-male band
protip: its not

>>73594939
New Pallbearer actually had some interesting parts, that album is a massive bore.

I think I finally get the nu-male meme, atmoshit appeals to people who have fee-fees, and having feelings are for nu-males, real men don't express their feelings

>>73594919
>image for ants
Come on man

>>73594980
but the approved style of BM is all about anger or rage, which are technically feelings

>>73595011
>anger or rage
How's your first week listening to extreme metal bud

>>73594262
Thanks, anon. I nearly forgot

>>73594903
Based RYM

Whoever thinks that TRoB isn't AOTY should trip over his shoes and decapitate himself on a plethora of broken lamps

>>73595138
t. nu-male

>>73595138
That album legitimately fucking sucks. Every single one of his albums has.

>>73595159
How can an album and band be universally lauded everywhere except /metal/?

Is it contrarianism?

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>>73590520
http://rateyourmusic.com/~asadv

r8 me, /metal/

My greatest allies: Turkey_Beard, HorseMouth, King_Fahtah, GrindcoreKaraoke, ethacetin, samketchup, Eskahndor, Akuochi_Hime, SabbathBloodySabbath, antreas72heep, beecord (R.I.P.), Kojiri (R.I.P.), IronPriest666 (R.I.P.), Lord_Ghoul (R.I.P.)

>>73595257
>RYM
nu-male/10

>>73595228
>universally
Are you sure about that?

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>>73595294
The /rym/ generals don't like me, so I thought I'd share my profile here.

>>73595340
>The /rym/ generals don't like me
That's impressive seeing as how those generals are literal cancer.

>>73595340
sod off, avatarfagging nu-male

>>73595340
there is a /RYM/ general?
lmao some people have way too much time on their hands

>>73594419
That is just a plain lie. He spent the better half of his life playing death and grind, becoming a legend among metal drummers.
I dont mind people that convert, its up to you what you wanna do with the rest of your life. But you're only fooling yourself is you think you didn't enjoy your youth because of MUH SATAN

>>73595359
>>73595371
>>73595382
There's one right now
>>73582590

Metalheads rarely post in the /rym/ generals, so I stand out in that regard. 99% of the legbeards in those threads dismiss me as an embryo and congratulate a small segment of users as ploymath or some such shit. Tons of posturing and rarely anything of substance goes on in those threads.

>there are "people" on this board that actively rate every album they listen to on rym and think they're doing the world a great service

>>73595462
/mu/ is a nu-male board, what did you expect?

>>73595448
i mean i don't know if they trash you for being a metalfag or because your 5 stars and most of your 4.5 stars are pretty entry-level as fuck lad

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>>73595138
>listening to doom metal

>>73594515
>God Dethroned
>Sinister
>Eyehategod
>Evoken
>Opera IX

HALLELUJAH, i didn't think they still had awesome line-ups like these anno 2017 O.o

All of the bands i named have released at least 2 kvlt 9/10 underground classics

>>73595462
I know you're memeing, but we'd be cheating ourselves if no one thoughtfully discussed artists/bands and their discographies/output, careers, artistic integrity, their impact on the music world and raison d'être.

>>73595483
>your 5 stars and most of your 4.5 stars are pretty entry-level as fuck lad

How do you mean?

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>>73594919
top kek
true story though

>>73595542
All of this doesn't require to apply a score system to music.
You know I think most of the "internet critiques" should just write reviews without including a completely useless score at the end, would make people think for themselves and force them to read a bit instead of just skipping everything and just looking at the score to know if it's worth listening to or not

>>73595570
Well it's pretty self explanatory I don't see what you don't understand

>ctrl+F
>"djent"
>0 results

O /r/metal... what have you become

>>73595633
>>73595570
>all that iron maiden
>all that judas priest
>somehow sabbath bloody sabbath gets a 5.0 rating but master of reality doesn't

those are some pretty pleb ratings bro

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Is there a dissoshit chart? I need more dissoshit

>>73595542
>intellectually and respectfully discussing music albums
>spamming albums on rym

they're not the same anon

>>73594919
I feel personally attacked by this, what if you listen to both?

>>73595633
>>73595679
I'm in no contest to be a "patrician" or "pleb." I'm just curious as to what you think is "entry-level" about them. I've got plenty of obscure favorites.

I also fail to see why "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" isn't the highlight of Black Sabbath. It's got the most dynamic, best songwriting and best tone of all the first five Sabbath albums.

memes aside, Burzum is unironically great

>>73595614
while i agree that rym is absolute pointless nu-male nonsense, i think metal archives has a substantially better format.
the fact that you have to support your rating with your opinion is fine. I still think reviewers should be managed much better though, there's waaay to many 0-5% ratings on albums just because some people think they are overrated

>>73595761
*unironically bad

>>73595757
>I'm just curious as to what you think is "entry-level" about them.
Well the bands you rated as 5 stars and 3/4 of the bands you rated 4.5 stars are extremely popular (doesn't make them bad in any way but it's obvious that people, especially here, are going to judge you for such things)

/metal/ i need your help remembering a song i once heard. Its a blackened thrash type song (think nifelheim, destroyer 666). I dont remember much of the lyrics but i do remember in the pre chorus section it goes "honour and glory shall rise" and in the chorus it repeats "satans valkyries" i assume that would be the name of the song but i cant find any song of that name. Please help me out.

>>73595790
i respect your opinion, but i disagree

>>73595813
I don't, fuck him.

>>73595757
>"Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" isn't the highlight of Black Sabbath. It's got the most dynamic, best songwriting
All those DUDE WEED parts suck dick fyi

>>73595757
anon, im just gonna give you a couple suggestions of bands that took the style of acts like Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and sabbath but took it to another level and perfected it. The truth it, many of the more mainstream heavy metal classics are inferior to their successors.

here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNS_cBNpeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AXaKiGl_Hw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqis14Y0tUc

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>>73595761
who said he wasn't lmao?

>>73595847
I love all the bands you posted, but I'm not sure if I agree with your assessment about successors necessarily being better than their predecessors

>>73595847
I know and love Candlemass and Blind Guardian.

"Battalions of Fear" and "Somewhere Far Beyond" are neck and neck for best Power Metal album of all time.

Candlemass is great, but Pentagram is best. The classic trilogy is untouchable Doom Metal.

Helstar is good, but Manilla Road is far superior. "The Book of Skelos" singlehandedly destroys most Power/Speed Metal songs.

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Does /metal/ like Peste Noire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSUQYzqXZ0

>>73595847
not him, but he asked for exactly what i was looking for and now i've found it, so cool. I love blind guardian.

>>73595839
You're thinking of Vol. 4.

Even Vol. 4 has great moments. "The Straightener" is the perfect ender for "Wheels of Confusion." The closer "Under the Sun" is powerful, too. The album does have too much filler, but "Supernaut" and "Snowblind" remedy this.

>>73595951
They're okay. A bit overrated, though.

They ain't got nuthin' on Vlad Tepes or Mütiilation

>>73595985
Wheels of Confusion is the greatest Sabbath song

>>73595951
That album in particular is pretty fucking great.

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When /metal/ is slow it's particularly good

>>73596030
Indeed. "The Straightener" makes it for me.

"Masters of Reality" is good, but overrated, to be quite honest. It's got great songs, but man, people see way too much in it. I like the songs from "Paranoid" better.

>>73596009
Trying mutiilation now, seem decent. Couldn't find anything under the name Vlad Tepes apart from some shitty demo

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>>73596090
My man this is an essential how could you have not listened to it yet

>>73596032
Yeah Neige (the former lead singer) has a unique voice, nice ear piercing shrieks.

>>73590596
my negro!

>>73596079
I prefer Master of Reality to Paranoid, I can't even listen to Iron Man, War Pigs and Paranoid anymore at this point
Planet Caravan is some of their finest material though i'll give you that

Damn Arghoslent riffs are so triumphant sounding i don't care if they're being memed here but they sure know how to write uplifting and epic songs that make you feel empowered.

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Meglomania is superb on this album

>>73595836
t. Varg

Where can i download metal albums in mp3 with decent and legit bitrates (320/V0)?

>>73596375
Soulseek

>>73596403
Man if i could count the times i've downloaded 320 or V0 which were really transcoded 128/160 kbps...

>>73596466
How can you tell that

>>73595951
Famine is a toptier composer. Very talented guy, not everyone grasps that.

>>73594515
hype as fuck for Chthe'ilist and Wormrot

would be cool to see Blood Incantation again too

>>73596486
dude pls

>>73595711
try Outre - Ghost Chants

>>73596530
no i'd really like to know, how can you know if a 320kpbs is actually a 128?

>>73596375
The only audible difference in sound is the bitrate your pc is sending out
Stop being so plebby

>>73596491
I do

>>73596558
Audacity spectrogram of the mp3 file.

>>73590684

>essential uninspired garbage chart

What a bunch of boring shit m8

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>>73590684
>mfw the bait chart gets more responses every time it's posted

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>>73596642
it's not even the complete chart

>>73596702
This is actually accurate though

>>73595525

Eyehategod tour all the fucking time what are you on

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>>73596702
that's the wrong chart bucko

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Stuff similar to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wry9G6rcdQw

>>73596773
>metal in charge of having interesting album art

judas priest - painkiller

>>73597053
I really love those bends in the solo of painkiller

>>73593862
Hail!

>>73596773
i completely forgot about voor. thanks dude

Why did that bass player from Morbid Angel kill himself? Also why were so many OG Death Metal guys gay?

>>73596285
>dragonforce with harsh vocals
>good

>>73590625
how can you even improve on OSDM like Incantation?

>>73590684
Dissection is nu-male as fuck.

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1. Altars of Madness
2. Blessed are the Sick
3. Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
4. Gateways to Annihilation
5. Covenant
6. Abominations of Desolation
7. Domination
8. Heretic
9. Ilud Divinum Insanus

>>73598222
According to modern bands, do the same thing but with more reverb.

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>>73591126
If you like Arghoslent then you will definitely like West Wall.

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>>73598250
Steve Tucker era > David Vincent era

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This was pretty good.

Why is max cavalera so fat?

>>73598640
your mom

>>73598816
Go to bed max.

>>73598869
that looks like a dick
im not listening to that

>>73598998
clearly an elephant trunk you dumb fuck

>>73598869
not going to listen to your shit band

overrated trash

>>73599331
>>73595951

>>73590921
I want to fucking punch you faggot. Ironically or Unironically, don't fucking matter

>>73599390
don't you have to get up early for elementary school, little one?

oh yeah its summer

>>73593296

Orchid, Morningrise and My Arms your Hearse are all excellent

>>73591790
Ignorance

>>73595951
their first 3 were good, with the 1st and the 3rd being some of the GOAT black metal. since then he's become a meme and a joke and just makes shit.

>>73599455
I might be in elemnary, but I can fuck your bitch

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>>73599470
lol, reminds of this

>>73599470
mods...

>>73590921
get the fuck awta heee

Is this accurate?

http://trialbyordeal666.blogspot.com/2011/06/metal-nerds-collection.html
http://trialbyordeal666.blogspot.com/2011/06/metal-nerds-collection-part-2-of-3.html
http://trialbyordeal666.blogspot.com/2011/06/metal-nerds-collection-part-3-of-3.html

>Over the past few years, a certain breed in the metal scene has risen up to overwhelm forums, blogs, and indeed even some shows: the metal nerd. Not to be confused with the metal geek, with his honest and unashamed love of Helloween and D&D, the metal nerd is more concerned with establishing his credibility in the metal scene and setting himself apart as an individual than defining his own actual taste. The metal nerd is an obsessive contrarian, but not one of the traditional sort, opposed to everything popular. The metal nerd is only opposed to the most distinct appearance of popularity. If you've ever seen someone say that "Hell Awaits" is Slayer's only good album, you've almost certainly run into a metal nerd.

>>73590921

This list needs Opeth, Black Water Park and Panopticons Kentucky (or Road to the North, desu)

>>73591790
shut the fuck up. instead of parroting what your faggot high school teacher told you, just shut your fucking mouth you dumb faggot

>>73592561
maybe i don't want a fucking GF you little faggot

>>73599521
No, Show No Mercy is the only good album

>>73599602
t. butthurt slav

>>73592970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVqBzrulFdk

knocked this faggot to the ground at the belphegor/shining/origin show in nyc
or at least someone that looks like him

got to crowd surf as well. overall good show

>>73599656
No it isn't.

>>73598869
>muh heritage

>>73599521
Who is this even meant to depict? M-A shitposters?

>>73596491
>>73595951
famine is a fucking GENIUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TkQOLtmiLU
and the lyrics are great as well

>>73599796
a lot of people in this general I would imagine

>>73599675
t. nu-male cocksucker

>>73599521
I love Helloween, D&D and think that Hell Awaits is the best Slayer album

>>73599949
that means you're a metal geek, not a metal nerd

>NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the metal geek, with his honest and unashamed love of Helloween and D&D

>that "Hell Awaits" is Slayer's ONLY GOOD ALBUM, you've almost certainly run into a metal nerd.

>>73590961
Buttmetal comes from radio djs saying "nothing but metal" implying shitty, radio friendly metal

Cockmetal is just another way to say something is bad

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>>73600009
Oh, I see

>>73593296
>>73599457

>No mention of Still Life

Get good

>>73596702
any person that has a collection of albums like this has automatically ascended the metalhead term t b h.
this is literally superior taste to anything

>>73599521
Divine Intervention was the best Slayer album. However, all the other ones are amazing too.

>>73590961
>buttmetal: dumb singalong songs like bon jovi
>cockmetal: wanky solos and attitudes like van halen

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Did somebody say historical swedish power metal?

>>73600184
>big pile of entry-level albums and trendy hyped stuff
>"superior taste"

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>>73598250
1. Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
2. Gateways to Annihilation
3. Blessed Are the Sick
4. Altars of Madness
5. Covenant
6. Heretic (objectively, in my opinion its much higher)
7. Domination
8. Abominations of Desolation
9. Illud Divinum Insanus

>>73590961
Now that we've defined buttmetal and cockmetal, what is in between the two? That is to say: What is Taintmetal, or Goochmetal, if you prefer?

>>73599521
fuck off to those articles,bone awl are kvlt and great

>>73596702
Power from Hell is THE anti nu-male band

>>73600244
metal that tries sing along buttness and le super cool shreddy-ness and oh-so-edgy sex appeal of cockmetal but fails at both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bbARaGnUIc&list=PLBL4ccGaenglGMQhgAmNQ_UYc4gWGDdAZ&index=8

>>73600224
t. nu-male
>Sarcofago, Arghoslent, Beherit, Bal-sagoth, S.O.D., Demolition Hammer, Morbid Saint, Nifelheim, Razor

>Entry Level

Stick to the Vektor shitposting, you obviously don't know anything at all about metal

>>73600299
THE
ABSOLUTE
WORST

If you didn't wear a black leather trenchcoat in high school you don't know shit about metal

>>73600364
t. triggered rebbitor

all of those bands are super trendy, and sarcofago and beherit are def entry-level

>>73598250
mirin those j00cy forearms

>>73600418
Only his right forearm looks like that

Wait so is Helloween good or not? Sometimes you guys bash them and sometimes you guys praise them

>>73600683
You can listen to Keeper of the Seven Keys and make your own mind up, you meme loving fuck

New thread when

>>73600683
First 3 albums are at least worth listening to.

>>73600714
never

>>73600638
dont ruin the illusion for me like that, fucker

>>73600638
that's cause his picking hand is attached

NEW THREAD
>>73601155
>>73601155
>>73601155