>artist younger than you talks about sex

>>73556376
>"depressed" artist talks about sex
I'm depressed. Where's my sex?

>>73556413
>artist is depressed specifically because he has too much sex

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I literally only want to have sex once so I can act smug and make sex doesn't matter posts all day.

>artist sings about "being lonely" and getting laid in the same song

>walk around the city
>overhear 20 something year olds talk about the orgies/threesomes they've been invited to like they're nothing
>I can't even make friendly acquaintances

Life is unfair

>>73556487
People lie sometimes

>>73556487
>Life is unfair
But I just stare

>>73556508
I'm sure some people might exaggerate or gloat about it but I know for a fact it isn't uncommon either.

>>73556487
>work as a cashier
>high school kids buying condoms
>one kid always comes in and winks at me
>kid thinks i get laid lots like him also

>>73556542
people who get laid a lot dont buy condoms

>>73556542
he can buy them to wear at night just because in his age it's very common to jizz your pants while sleeping

>>73556654
lol

>>73556429
>That whole album is about how much girls he gets and he's tired of it.

>>73556654
wow anon

>>73556654
makes you think

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>>73556447
>>73556413
>>73556429
this is the worst

Are there actually any songs about tfw no gf or other bitter virgin stuff? Just wondering if that exists

>>73558379
Nick Drake is essential virgincore

>>73558379
Not really, I used to have a friend who stole credit cards. I'll only have acess to about 60 a day, literally everyone here would have to hack all the credit cards at once to fuck with anything serious. And even then, that's only like 1000 credit cards a day. Just, not even plausible.

>>73556376
This is part of the reason I listen to metal. All the bragging in pop and rap cheeses me cuz im basically a virgin loser yet my friends dont know this.

>>73558408
I'm not an asshole anyways, I'm not gunna steal somebodies identity

>>73556654
>he wears pants while sleeping

>>73558408
I do know some exploits that could fuck things up In a major way, but any hacker with his salt wouldn't want to sink the global economy, just get some money to buy some weed or something.

Even then, distributing a virus like that would be incredibly difficult

>artist is depressed because he has a lot of meaningless casual sex with hot girls

fuck you

>>73556376
It doesn't even make me sad it just grosses me out considering I'm only 21. Call me a moralfag but I think the minimum AOC should be at least 20.

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>>73558540
Eh, it happens. Not me because >tfw virgin but I've got a friend.

Shockingly, meaningless casual sex does not in fact fill the void in your soul. It just stirs it a little.

>>73556376
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>artist

>>73558573
moralfag? why?
more like autismfag

>>73558404
Thanks, I'll check him out.

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Reminder: getting laid is for fags, Stable relationships come with more frequent and more satisfying sex. And the bonus of emotional fulfillment.

>>73559243
wtf i want to raise a family now

>>73559243
All the girls except the daughter in the back look like their mom, and the father looks like a spic. They're not white. Also fat loli.

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>>73558404

delet

>>73556376
>artist doesn't have autism

please pretend I posted a feel man image with this post

>>73559243
oh boy, could this be any farther from the truth?

>>73559433
not an arguement

>>73559494

>daughters
>the ultimate cuck

No thanks

>>73559494
I have never met a married man with children that was actually happy

>>73560245
no one is

pardon

>>73558379
Today she finds her man and eunuch by the Urging Virgins on Horror Show Hotel

>not losing your virginity as a teenager
You're all doomed. I found out my stepdad lost his at 21 and he's a fuck. Also getting laid doesn't fix anything, I've been in a long distance relationship for several years and so get to have sex every few months but I still want to kill myself. So when a musician is saying they're depressed while getting laid you should believe it

>>73561523
Nah I'd say virgins have it worse. Imagine being so undesirable that no one wants to have sex with you; it's like you're a sub-human and constantly being reminded of it every time you leave the house.

>>73556654
>he doesn't ejaculate into his own mouth while sleeping

>>73558379
Weezer's pinkerton

>>73561645
d>>73561645
amn

>>73561645
Well yeah you dorks are certainly worse off but I'm just sayin depression and a sex life aren't mutually exclusive. but I digress. I feel like Dungeon Synth is the perfect incel music if you need comfort

>>73561645
I literally live in the middle of nowhere. I'm not some New Yorker. What do you expect of me?

>>73561828
pussy in the sticks is easy

>>73561846
there are no girls here lmao

>>73561862
How does your town exist of it's all men?

>>73561862
were you born on an oil rig?

>>73561883
*if it's

>>73561883
well I'm not going to fuck my mom

>>73561896
no

>>73561923
dude the reason you're a virgin is because you literally have autism

>>73561923
You could fuck someone else's mom...it's hard to imagine a total absence of single women but I mean hey you could always move

>>73561950
This post basically summarizes this website

>>73561950
>literally have autism
wow, such an insightful response!

>>73561962
that's how you ostracize your small community and end up having nothing.

>>73561984
it literally doesn't

>>73562012
Just tell us your situation or fuck off retard

>>73556439
Wow. Never had sex? What a fag!

>>73562012
Wow you're literally not even worth talking to anonymously online. Have fun dying alone, still fearful of what your community thinks

>>73561645
>artist sings about having to pay for sex at 22 and how it caused a trauma

>>73562043
Not really that complex. I already told you. Are you American? A lot of this country is rural, some it very rural.

>>73562130
I wish I cared

>>73562162
KEK

sauce?

>>73556439
I can assure you: your life can still be miserable even after fucking multiple times

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>>73556439
Sex is over rated, honestly. I made a hot 4'10" 19 year old cum from sex for the first time 3 days ago, though. That was cool.

ITT: Good music to bump to.
Pic related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uRnzrUOl5g

>>73562205
I am the artist

>>73562326
Do you post your music? I want to follow you

>>73556439
>>73562249
I can assure you: your life *will* still be miserable even after fucking multiple times. Sexual activity won't change any depression or deep malaise. Having a partner who also happens to be a sexual partner may though, but that is not due to sex.

>>73562173
You obviously care or else you wouldn't be bitching about your pathetic life on 4chan

>>73562356
>>73562249
These are true

And you can get laid in a rural town anon stop making excuses to rationalize your failings you faggot

>artist is noticeably neurotypically privileged
album deleted

>>73562396
>reading comprehension
I'm saying I don't give a fuck what some literally nobody who says this thinks:

>Wow you're literally not even worth talking to anonymously online. Have fun dying alone, still fearful of what your community thinks

>>73562419
>And you can get laid in a rural town anon stop making excuses to rationalize your failings you faggot
Where are you from? You have no idea what you are talking about and yet you have so much to say about my life. I don't even live in a town lmao.

>>73562504
Virgins have no right to laugh their asses off tbhfam

>>73562797
this kek

>virgins
>rights

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>>73556429
>>artist is depressed specifically because he has too much sex

Posts like these are why you kids are still virgins. Always moping about and never doing shit about it.

>>73562797
>>73562823
hot takes

>>73562946
You're right.
I need to put more effort in sculpting my face and adjusting my height and penis size, thanks senpai.

>>73562995
You don't even understand what girls want you dumb fuck that doesn't matter if you know how to act

>>73562995
fucking kek

seriously though, you need to work on your hygiene, fashion and your sociability–if any of these areas need improvement.

>>73562249
>>73562356
This is it.
This is literally all I want to do in life. I want to tell virgins that sex doesn't matter. Literally nothing I want more than this.

>>73563027
pretty much this. unless you're chronically chasing Chad magnets, all that matters is your personality and just who you are really. that's hard to change for a lot of lonely virgins because they lack drive.

>>73563090
>>73563027
t. average men
The truth is you get girls because you look fine and live a normal life.
Not everyone can have that.

>>73563080
It is weirdly satisfying
>>73563126
I'm a literal neckbeard who listens to black metal so it's not like I'm really the cream of the crop by any means. I'm a proud neckbeard who listens to black metal though

>>73563126
>The truth is you get girls because you look fine and live a normal life.
>you get girls
Yeah, they're called Chad magnets. They're awful to begin with.

>>73563210
Oh and I also don't bathe consistently so really I don't understand the attraction but hey it's there I guess

>>73556447
>>artist sings about "being lonely" and getting laid in the same song
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS

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>>73556487
>Be the only senior in a class full of high school freshman
>The girls are always discussing their sex life
At least school is over now.

>>73563419
>high school

>>73558379
The Smiths.

>>73559243
This is actually true.

>>73561828
I'm a virgin New Yorker, shut the fuck up.

>>73563606
you have no excuse. being a virgin in New York is like being a virgin at a large state school. unless you're handicapped, it's your fault.

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>first song on the album - artist is sad about having too much sex
>5 songs later - artist is sad about too little sex

>>73562012
Alright clearly you have decided for yourself that you don't deserve to have sex so have fun dying a virgin you worthless loser

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>tfw got mocked by normalfag about my hand having made more wanks than his age and boasting about it in front of more people
I handled it well and was mildly drunk but now I want to kick the piercing fucker under the train

>>73564059
you don't know anything about anything.

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>>73564130
>the album is by weezer

>>73558404
but he doesn't actually specifically sing about that, right?

>>73563126
You keep making excuses there is almost defiantly a way to pull yourself out of it.
>Im not good looking enough
Its more about your lifestyle and attitude than anything

>>73563210
This is the fucking problem right here being complacent in a shitty idea. Being a neckbeard isn't gonna get you laid I suggest you find other interests

>>73558431
all my friends are virgin losers just like me so it's great

>>73564197
no I haven't. I'm just saying I don't really care that much. I don't think you're following. This >>73561645 is the post that started this conversation.

>tfw burned out dopamine receptors while I was a virgin so first time sex wasn't even good

>>73564210
Wow please, anon. ENLIGHTEN ME! Give me the rundown on why your virginity is a multifaceted issue that I could not possibly understand.

You literally live in a city of over eight million people from all over the country and around the world. You have no excuse. It's all your fault.

>>73564335
yikes.

>>73559243
Good luck finding a woman capable of that lol

>>73564927
you're honestly retarded if you think being in a big city makes any difference.

by the way if you're ITT and have mentioned having friends you're not lonely or depressed either

>>73565131
You're not in fucking Tehran, you retard. Yes, it does make a difference. Your personality is clearly the thing keeping all the woman away. Do you even go out to events or are you just an unwashed loser who blames their virginity on women?

>>73565144
Some people have friends who are as gay and lame as them. Not everything is an MTV teenage sitcom where people live fulfilling lives outside of the shut-in incel neet universe. Some "normal" people have a foot in our world without maybe realizing it.

>>73565183
No it doesn't, it's mostly down to personality

>>73565183
I wash, but why would I go out to any events?
>blames their virginity on women
I mean, it's not my fault that I'm 5'4 or that I'm more interested in cooking and musicals than sports and dumb action movies.
And I'm fat, that's kind of my fault, kind of an external conflict. It's not my fault I'm not a typical hood nigga and I don't like niggas like Kodak Black, Jay Z, or Biggie, or Kendrick.

>>73565298
Don't reply to him when he's talking to me.

>>73556376
just get a waifu and I guarentee you will be a happy man

>>73565368
I outgrew my waifu.

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>>73565353
>it's not my fault that I'm 5'4 or that I'm more interested in cooking and musicals than sports and dumb action movies.

>>73565298
Yes it does. Living in New York is different than living somewhere like Provo, Utah.

>>73565464
If you don't live in New York than don't talk about what living in New York is like.

>>73565447
insightful response.

>>73565464
If you aren't a hopeless weirdo I'm sure you can still get sex if you're living in some regional town, provided you know people. But you know that most of the population lives in fairly high populated areas anyway right? Not like NYC, any city/town over 50,000 people qualifies for that. The question is kinda missing the point

>>73565484
boi he's just saying theres more people around, so theres more people that are potentially into you.

>>73565508
There is also more competition.
Why would anyone fuck you when there is thousands of better options nearby?

>>73565484
My parents are from New York. There is a difference between locations, you fucking retard. You're not living on Staten Island, are you?

Anyways, I'm not just talking about New York, kiddo. If you are older and live in any liberal city (not the suburbs) with more than 500k people then it's all your fault. Own up to it.

>>73565504
I don't disagree, my point is precisely that even in New York hopeless weirdos get laid.

>>73565524
No there is not. How high are your standards? Lower them or you'll keep being a virgin.

>>73559243
I wish I had a harem like that

>>73565524
you gt me there. but legit just shoot for a bit of self improvement, for yourself not pussy. Once you're more comfortable in your own skin and in a more positive place mentally you'll be more attractive to people. then if you get out going to concerts or something you'll eventually bumble into someone thats right for you

>>73565353
Do you go to musicals? Go to as many as it takes to sit beside a girl and then smile as she sits down. Wait for a little for her to settle. Get up and go to the bathroom. Come back and acknowledge her when you sit down again. Once you've sat down, say "Hey, I'm anon" and she'll reply with her name and hopefully a question. If she doesn't ask one, ask her if she's been to many musicals.

What the fuck do you autists think is going to happen once you lose your virginity? Answer the fucking question or shut the fuck up.

>>73565592
Bad idea. Just strike up conversations on the bus if you see an indie girl with headphones or IEMs in and ask her what she's listening to.

>>73565524
>>73565591
Of course there's more competition. You're not going to be fucking a top model on the tarmac once you land at JFK lmao. There are so many people though. If you seriously think everyone is out of your reach then you're just a weak pussy.

>>73565592
>Do you go to musicals?
Nigga, I'm broke as shit. Musicals is like 200 dollars a ticket. I doubt any girl my age could afford a musical either, and if a girl my age can afford it and is interested there's a 99.99% chance she's white.

>>73565642
>talking to random girls in public
Are you insane?

>>73565648
>just do it man, dude stop being a pussy just find someone bro it's easy man what are you, a fucken pussy bro?
I want chads to get the fuck off /mu/

>>73565671
>Are you insane?
there's nothing to loose in NYC, shit goes bad you'll melt right back into the crowd and be forgotten about

>>73565680
>wanting to put your penis into a woman
>not wanting to put in any effort to do so
you deserve to be a virgin tbqh famalamadingdong

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I'm not a virgin but I've never had a gf. Just meaningless hookups off of tinder and girls I meet on campus... I just want a meaningful relationship with a cute girl /mu/

>>73565671
>>talking to random girls in public
>Are you insane?
now we know why you're a virgin

>>73565691
This. I wouldn't do that shit in a small town, but now that I live in a city, I don't give a shit.

>only ever had one partner and she left to travel the world and teach
>She would come back home once a year
>honestly the only time when I felt fulfilled because she was an amazing person
>She finds someone and they travel the world together now while I worked to do the same in vain
>shell message me out of pity once in a while but mostly ignored her recently
>when I'm not drinking/sleeping/toking I'm doing questionable things to other people or their lives to keep from killing myself

Is there a music for this feel?

>>73565691
Talking to a girl is never worth it, especially a random one.
Like if we're in line for something and a conversation happens then it happens, but I'm not gonna approach a random bitch and actively try to have a conversation with her. I hate small talk actually, and I pretty divisive opinions so it's hard for anyone to like me. It's too bad I didn't meet a girl while I was waiting in line 7 hours for the Kanye pop-up shop, we would've already had something in common.

>>73565724
Listen, man. I'm fat as shit. I'm short as shit. I'm not very masculine at all. Ugly as fuck. No woman is going to be attracted to me, based off logic no girl is gonna see a nigga that look like an even shorter black Jonah Hill with a beard that don't connect and gonna think "DAMN, that nigga's fine". No bitch is gonna see titties under my shirt and soak their panties, it's not happening. So, why play myself? Why waste my time?

>>73565759
I'm thinking Elliott Smith's album Roman Candle

>>73565759
I THINK I'M GONNA BE SAD
I THINK IT'S TODAY, YEAH

>>73565831
man the chicks that you'll really be happy with will see past all that. You just got to find them. also you can just shave the beard

>>73565831
What the fuck do I do if I'm basically this guy but 6ft tall and handsome, it's like once girls actually know me they realize I'm fucked and aren't interested in me at all. Help me /r9k/

>>73565887
I look 11 when I shave the beard. I get what you're saying, man, but I'm not like girlfriend hunting.
Actively looking out for someone to be in a relationship with is weird to me, I'm just tryna fuck.
Besides, I have anxiety and clinical depression.

>>73565831
>Listen, man. I'm fat as shit. I'm short as shit. I'm not very masculine at all. Ugly as fuck. No woman is going to be attracted to me, based off logic no girl is gonna see a nigga that look like an even shorter black Jonah Hill with a beard that don't connect and gonna think "DAMN, that nigga's fine". No bitch is gonna see titties under my shirt and soak their panties, it's not happening. So, why play myself? Why waste my time?
hearty kek

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>porn actor/actress is younger than you

now that i'm 30 that is irrelevant, but up until a couple years ago it felt really weird

>>73565987
Having sex won't make you happy, a relationship will.

>>73566572
>a relationship will.
I may be a kissless hugless virgin but even I know that's a meme. A woman isn't going to make me hate myself any less or cure my mental illneses.

>>73566604
>isn't going to make me hate myself any less or cure my mental illneses.
she might help
loneliness screws with your thought processes and health

>>73566995
Getting a girl to like me is an impossible task, I'm too specific and judgmental. Like Larry on Curb Your Enthusiasm but without the money.
Even with the money Cheryl left him, Jesus, I'm screwed.

>>73567373
Which proves my point that living in New York and being a virgin is ridiculous. It's entirely your fault, you picky fuck.

>>73567473
shut the fuck up holy shit

>>73567477
>deflecting

>>73559243
I've got a long way to go before i can afford to even consider emotional fulfillment man.

>>73560245
And you think the woman is? lol
Oh right you don't talk to the opposite sex, I forgot.

>>73562251
>4'10"
>hot
Low standards you got there. You're fucking disabled people or something?

>>73563606
If you can't even find meaningless sex in a big metropolitan area like that, you're basically doomed for life.

>>73562251
>bragging about sodomising an Ewok
Quite hot t b h