Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 26
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
This is the coolest album listen to it seriously.
what score do you think pic related will get? gonna say a 7.5
9.0 Best New Music
>>73545175
I'd say 8.0 no bnm
>>73545175
>>73545183
rap sucks
>>73545196
rap = retards attempting poetry
daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.
>>73545091
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
>>73545233
Yeah and no blacks have made real music this year
>>73545260
what does that mean?
>>73545291
It means rap is not real music, it's just a means for those unfit for conventional employment to make a cash grab.
>>73545306
this is actually true.
>>73545183
8.7 Best New Music
When are they going to review the reissue and what score will they give it?
>>73545523
why did some jani delete this?
>>73545382
I don't live in reality
>>73545523
>100% of p4k's aoty the last 5 years.
Yeah, because these idiots aren't the whitest people ever, right?
>>73545631
>jews
>white
>>73545642
>this
>not white
you can kill yourself anytime, anon
>>73545665
don't ever tell me to kill myself ever again.
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed
>Trolling, instigating, or participating in a flamewar will result in a ban.
>/mu/ rule #2
>>73545423
6.7
>>73545788
I agree, this thread needs to be deleted.
>>73545821
i second this. a few shithead anons have hijacked this once-great thread for their little shitposting club: lots of casual racism and misogyny.
>>73545251
idr any rape hysteria from Amber Coffman, what happened there?
>>73545853
>casual racism
Please. Some nights it's just straight up racism. It would help if they actually enforced the rules.
On a different note, what's everyone's AOTYSF?
>>73545762
Again, you can kill yourself anytime, anon
>>73545853
Grrrrr so many microagressions!!!1 MOOOOOODS make them stop!
>>73545382
HOW DID YOU KNOW
>>73545933
Not that anon but she was harassed by a publicist and then she commented on how people like that man do this kind of thing.
>>73545933
just ignore him. he posts the same b8 every night. an obviously pathetic and sad man who has no positive relationships with women.
no reviews tonight bc first day of summer.
>>73545989
yeah, but to be fair Pitchfork does contribute to the "hysteria" of it all. Look at how much they put into this article. They could've just made a simple article. Hysteria is never good, regardless of the circumstance. Pitchfork adds fuel to that fire.
http://pitchfork.com/news/63017-dirty-projectors-amber-coffman-best-coast-and-more-accuse-publicist-of-sexual-misconduct/
>>73546061
p4k honestly makes whatever they cover worse
>>73546061
thanks for sharing. this is news to me. i've always known p4k to be impartial and not let personal bias or politics affect how they cover music.
No reviews tonight in celebration of Ramadan
>>73545989
>combats "Muhsojiny" by asserting women are only good for sex
Brilliant
LITERALLY FUCKIN WHO
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Com Truise 6.7 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Keith Rowe / Michael Pisaro 7.5 by Marc Masters
BROCKHAMPTON 6.5 by Matthew Strauss
Amir ElSaffar / Rivers of Sound 7.9 by Seth Colter Walls
>>73546097
this so much. i am not my body. i am somebody.
>>73546112
BROCKHAMPTON BTFO
>>73546085
I think you're right. They've gotten even worse since they've transitioned to even more heavily fishing for clicks.
>>73546089
good one
>>73546112
>muh op
>muh rundown
>muh carly rae
>>73546112
>6.5
REEEEEE FUCK PITCHFORK THIS IS BETTER THAN DAMN. AND BIG FISH THEORY
>>73546170
No mention of
>muh charles mingus
>muh tim hecker
>muh angelo badalamenti
>muh zoe camp
>muh zionist plot
>muh "what's everyone listening to?"
>muh "not me btw"
?
>>73546252
I like how you think you have good taste when you're really just a spoonfed baby. you fit well on this board.
I'm still not used to Saturday reviews
i know i'll probably just get flamed (bring it on) or get called "faggot" or "cuck" or "nigger lover" but can you guys just pls go back to >>>/pol/
i come here to talk about bands and p4k. i don't need mein kampf every night and women-hating. thanks.
>>73546680
This desu
>>73546112
Lol every album review this guy gives is a 6. Wtf is going on
http://pitchfork.com/staff/matthew-strauss/
His highest rated review is Vic Mensa ffs.