How do I get big in Japan?

very carefully

dont they like shitty western pop rock acts with tacky imagery like avril lavigne

Eat lots of mochi ice cream and become a neet english teacher

>>73527635
No, that's Korea.

>>73527593
You gotta have the style, but not the grace. You gotta have the clothes, but not the face. You gotta have the bread, but not the butter. You gotta have the window, but not the shutter.

Buy three different mules.

Move there and spend all day eating fast food

Dye your hair blonde.

>>73528239
kek

Well if you're white you're probably already about 5 inches taller than them, so I wouldn't worry.

>>73527635
Yes because like their entire culture, it's shallow and materialistic as fuck

Human growth hormones

>>73527593
If you keep thinking with your penis then you will never actually be happy. Carnal pleasures are fleeting.

>>73527593
Unless you're literally a midget just move there.

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>>73528061

>>73527593

No idea, but I got a song 4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NawP6yu-D6s

>>73528668
finally

jesus fuckin christ

now if only this wasn't le quirky grandpas guitar folk girl

>>73528684
>finally

>>73528061

>>73528668
That bitch tried to hit at me once. By coincidence I'm big in Japan.

>>73529064
*tried to hit on me

>>73528278
Have you been to Japan anpn?

CRESCENDOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-qfArAVjVo

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EAT BIG C'MON

>>73527593
Does /mu/ like death metal?

>>73531090
That's Jennifer Simpson, based on Jennifer Corvino, played by Jennifer Connelly.