Worst Metal Band of All Time

Unironically Six Feet Under

all metal is shit

the shit that came out of the hair metal scene, all of it

>>73506105
Skilled bassist though
>>73506106
This

>metal past the age of 12

funnily enough, these are the same people that voted for trump and think that kanye and grimes are garbage

>>73506148
>Skilled bassist though
Grasping at straws

>>73506189
t. triggered numale

>>73506363
t. defensive long-haired bitchboi

Metalcore sucks, metal where they growl or scream without singing sucks, metal that's only about the image sucks

>>73506092

Stuck Mojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEEqwEx5qE

actually i don't hate 'em but anyone inspired by them certainly would suck

Black Sabbath is just dad rock

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>>73506189
Metalheads are some of the most anti-Trump people there are. You are right about the second part though.

>>73507007
Get out underage. Dad Rock is a term for underage faggots.

Thrash Queen by a mile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMKiBzcBTjU

After they disbanded, a German label decided to cash in on the gimmick of an all-female thrash band; and started selling records under the Thrash Queen name: this reincarnation was probably even worse than the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiAkbTkSgoo

mastodon

>>73507100
> Metalheads are some of the most anti-Trump people there are.
no

>>73506105

This.

>>73507133
You're confusing metalheads on 4chan and metalheads in real life.

>>73507161
you're confusing redneck metalheads and hardcore beta faggots

>>73507192
beta faggots don't vote.

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>no subtlety
>over the top everything, trying too hard to impress boring 15 year olds
>lyrics are the most simplified summaries of random historical events, written with no effort
>you will find the "hurr durr, my history teachers never thought me about that!" comment under each and every one of their music videos
>basically the porn of metal music

>>73507366
I always see people post these boring cunts on other boards. The band has to be paying these people to advertise, because I refuse to believe people actually listen to this generic bullshit.

>>73507007
no. no. no. you did not just post this

>>73506703
so Black Sabbath, Metallica, Megadeath, Burzum,etc. are safe then?

>>73506703
>metal that's only about the image sucks
black metal must really get on your nerves then

Basically any form of heavy metal where the singer thinks he sounds like Satan but really sounds like The Cookie Monster sucks!

That and openly racist/National Socialist Black Metal.

Blind Guardian. So Eurotrash they probably wear two pairs of leather pants one on top of the other.

>>73506189
Enjoy raising your wife's son

>>73508550
i'm sorry he hurt your feelings by daring to insult your precious metal

Slayer

>>73508766
This thread is my first impression of /mu/

>>73507366
Sabaton are brainless fun, they put on an excellent live show

>>73506189
I know this is b8, but Kanye and Grimes are garbage

>>73506092
Probably one nobody has heard of

>>73506092
deafheaven

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>>73509555
>TRiPS Of TRUTH

>>73506092
Nelson

Torsofuck has got to be up there