Why can women only strum open chords?

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>>73472643
sup

because they don't need to do anything else to get rich

>>73472643
Holy fuck stop shilling this whore

thread fifteen of june 20th about how much OP dislikes and is scared around women

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>>73472643
Hey hey hey! Don't you be talking about the Molly like that! She's perfect and pure, regardless of what she does!

>>73472643
Women don't have a place on that side of humanity.

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what's /mu/ consensus on this cute abo mix?

>>73472643
As I said in the other thread, the guitar is a phallic, masculine instrument. To have skill with a guitar is to be precise, abrupt and have an appreciation of rigidity and structure.

When women play guitar they emulate the harp, it's a gentle overlay or something to accompany their siren tones.

Rock music and specifically punk music basically bridged the gap, and this is due to modernist reinterpretations of form and aesthetic.

Ani DiFranco plays aggressively and in strange open tunings. Check her out.

>>73473533
Open tunings are still just barrechords - easy mode

>>73472643
Because they don't need to do more than that, women just have to put the minimum work possible to be that "omg girl playing guitar so cool" while for men, well: it's very common, you're just as any other guitarist, so you have to put way more work to actually be interesting.

That's why the elite is made of men, not because of patriarchy, but because men actually have to be the very best to be relevant.

>>73473592
Not traditional open tunings where an immediate chord is formed by strumming the strings without fretting; like Open G. Dumb nigger.

>>73473693
That's exactly what I meant. Do you understand barrechords? Open G for example would just let you barre the strings and move it up and down in an easier way than the typical e barrechord.

>>73472643
small hands

>>73473727
Yes. I am more than familiar with open tuning and standard tuning. But you are persistent in thinking a woman cannot play guitar well because it's for men. You're a shallow fuck. And a nigger.

Why are women so shit?

Why do women pretend to like Alvvays?

>>73472643
there are two guitar players in that band, she is the rhythm player. every fucking band does this

>>73474349
Let's be honest, they're both rhythm players.

>>73472643
what's up dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMM9I8Nct-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoVoUYeOf5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYqqA1U0mc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ySBB6ZDk_M&list=RDECiE75JR6To&index=2

>>73473814
>defends women
>but repeatedly calls opponent a nigger

you were so close to being cool just this one time, man

>>73473638
The sad truth.

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you rang?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7NapIZ1xGE

I love Angel Olsen but yeah the guitar playing is pretty amateur

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>>73472966
i think i'm in love with her

music is average summer indie pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My4j3vgFxbE

>>73472811
saving this post for a cringe thread, thanks

>>73472977
this but unironically

Women should be enslaved or at least be treated like cattle. I hate them so much.

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>>73476009
this guy

>>73476071
t. beta male

>>73474662
I know, if only he had skipped the defending women part

>>73476095
t. virgin

>>73475010
I remember seeing a video on youtube that i think was part of that guitar moves series and pretty much all of the comments were about how "pretentious" her playing is and how "she doesn't actually know how to play, she just calls it jazz and gets away with it"

pretty sad to see

>>73472643
>being this wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfZGJrsNIOA