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Ringo Starr killed John Lennon 2017-06-18 08:39:40 Post No. 73440417
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Hear me out on this one:
>Ringo is taunted by Paul and is fed up
>Kills Paul McCartney in 1967, replaces him with robot
>Fast forward to John Lennon in the 80's
>The Paulbot malfunctions and releases TEMPORARY SECRETARY which is just a short-circuit caught on tape
>John learns of Ringo's deeds
>Ringo sees offs him to keep a clean record since he sees that making another robot to replace him would end like the Paulbot
>Cries like a crocodile on interviews to make it believable
>George Harrison, Ringo's only mate out of the 4 dies naturally, from cancer.
>Like a twisted irony, the only Beatle who died a not by Ringo's hand was his friend
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Tru Story
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Btw, did you guys know that Ringo beat his drums?
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Cliff Burton was killed by James Hatfield for opposing band's new direction.
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>>73441159
kek
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>>73441159
He also beag his wife
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>>73440417
Dude, he's gonna come after you now. I've been hiding for years after I found this out.
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>>73440417
everyone knows courtney love killed john lennon
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>>73441857
But he's my favourite Beatle!
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