I can literally picture what ALL you hipsters look like

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I can see it now, some 17 year old is sitting in his room, he just put on his freshly ironed Loveless shirt with the sleeves rolled up (ironically of course), zipped up all his side zippers on his acid washed jeans and brushed the lint off around the rips in the knees, while adjusting his faux-glasses and large black beanie. Black converse shoes looking clean, he knows people will see him in public and remember him and think he's cultured and interesting. He pulls out his phone as Deerhunter is playing off his Sennheiser 558's. New message from Tiffany. "I don't know why Todd gets so angry when I want to spend the day with my girls". He smiles, time to shine. "You don't deserve him, you're the most beautiful, kind, smart and funny girl in the world. You need someone who is mature enough to appreciate you." He opens his browser to find a lyric that describes how deep he is, opens the /mu/ catalog and sees a hip-hop thread. His brow tenses up in disgust, he knows truly cool people wouldn't post in this thread. He sees people joking. He thinks "Hip-hop doesn't get respect by true patricians does it?", he's sure of it. Nobody in here has even broken a Black Ryder album down. "I fucking hate this rap music. It's such utter plebeian shit, it tries way too hard kek". Ethered those little fuckers. He hears his dad yelling for him, "Landon go with your mother to get the oil in her minivan changed". He hits post just in time as he runs down the stairs.

God, this board is a joke.