/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

>>73427727
I genuinely hope you kill yourself.

>>73427765
You first you piece of shit scab.

BILL COSBY DINDU NUFFIN

>>73427809
>>73427809
>>73427809
Can't schnoze the Coz


and FUCK P4K

>>>/gif/10774394

>>73427829
Seek help.

>>73427829
we ought to get back to publicly shaming the pitchfork staff.

>>73427872
i'm going to buy a bus ticket to new york and do that to zoe.

This thread stands with Philando Castille.

Why must black death be broadcast and consumed to be believed, and what is it beyond spectacle if it cannot be used to obtain justice?

>>73427923
Damn.

Believe survivors.

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>>73427695
This thread stands with stary eyed brainwashed kids doing the bidding of some very evil people.

>>73427979
This thread stands with all frog posters fighting soros with memes and shitposts.

>>73427923
This

>>73428031
>>73428055
This thread stands with moron grads of places like Oberlin and Bard who take shit jobs at places like P4k and believe and propagate these stupid bogus rape stories ((())) feeds them.

>>73428084
found the guy who bombed his SATs

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what's everyone listening to? pic related.

>>73428084
t. community college dropout

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>>73428112
Sure thing you brainwashed nitwit.

You figured out a way to parlay a 250k education into to a gig making 25k a year sucking Soros' dick.

You're obviously a veritable genius you fucking square ass tool.

>>73428084
>((()))
this kinda looks like a female vagina pussy.

>>73428156
What was your cumulative GPA?

>>73428112
>>73428139
>>73428163
Jesus Christ what kind of fucking hall moniter type nerds are you kids?

baka

>>73427923
Second this
Too many black man slain
Too many murderers getting off free

>>73428185
Would you have shoved me into a locker 25 years ago?

>>73428162
That's rape culture.

My professor at Colgate said so.

>>73428189
Fuck off you obvious shills.

You kids should be ashamed of yourselves.

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.
the last white male majority band to get over 7.5 was tame impala.
the sunday reviews have been about black artists (59%) or women (32%) and written by POC (65%).

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>>73428199
If you're female and work at pitchfork you probably wouldn't fit in a locker.

>>73428203
colgate, bard and oberlin all kinda shit private schools. they're outside of the top 20.

Thoughts on this?
http://pitchfork.com/news/7-albums-out-today-you-should-listen-to-now-lorde-fleet-foxes-young-thug-more/

>>73428226
Fuck off youclowns.

Seriously shame on you people.

Time to start fucking with some pitchfork dorks irl

>>73428226
>the last white male majority band to get over 7.5 was tame impala.
Radiohead???

>>73428236
B T F O
T
F
O

these threads are cancer

>>73428241
They're brainwashing schools though.

'''progressive'''

>>73428254
>brits
>white

>>73428254
Ignore that guy
He is posting obvious bait

>>73428259
Pitchfork is cancer. These threads are light chemo.

>>73428265
state schools can be like that too, esp. on the coasts.

>>73428286
Nothing like somewhere like Bard. That's these places entire purpose.

I hear you though. Colleges are pretty much indoctrination camps these days.

>>73428271
>australians
>white

>>73428312
we're in agreeance then: colleges are the gayest places on earth.

Jesus
Why is this thread 90% /pol/?

>>73428368
Why is Pitchfork 90% garbage propaganda?

>>73428368
>implying all of 4chan isn't /pol/

>>73428368
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

You print garbage you get called out on it.

Say his name.

I am Philando Castille.

We're with you, Valerie.

>>73428415
Fuck off you dork shill.

And fuck this lame fake story you're peddling.

No one believes anything your shit (((website))) has to say.

Fuck off and stay out of our scene.

we can find out these shills names if we do some digging.

>>73428455
t. renee bracey sherman

>>73428377
>things I don't agree with are propaganda

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>>73428112
Lol, I feel the same way as >>73428084 and I got a 2900. Also, do you think schools like Oberlin and Bard are hard to get into? kek I knew a literal brainlet who got into Oberlin.

>>73428488
>i was a virgin in hs too
>and lmao he had to take the sats with the essay portion

>>73428476
Fuck off.

You're the CNN of music.

You're owned by a dirty corporation and havea shitty political agenda that has little regard for reality.

And the sad thing is you bitch-tier plebs are too dumb to see what's really going on.

You dummies think you're the hip kids in some movie.

>>73428488
Fuck off dork.

Making fun of the curriculum not the difficulty of admission.

And when did rock & roll become the territory of status obsessed academia nerds in the first place?

>>73428502
>i was a virgin in hs too
Nope. I grew up in the city. It was pretty hard to be a virgin unless you want to be.

>and lmao he had to take the sats with the essay portion
hasn't that been like that for a while though? how old are you?

>>73428455
It's probably time to start naming names.

>>73428552
i don't have to answer that question.

>>73428488
We went from sex, drugs and rock & roll to these faggots.

baka


Go be an accountant or something.

since when is the SAT not out of 2400 >>73428488

Philando Castille was a cafeteria worker who remembered all his students' food allergies. Since his murder by the white police, 19 kids have died of anaphylactic shock.

>>73428542
hate to say this but....

found the guy who bombed his SATs

>>73428576
nah

>>73428581
Fuck off you race baiting scabs.

>>73428562
Yep

c-can we talk about music, guys?

Prove to me that modern rock isn't dead with one album.

>>73428580
lol, I meant 2300

>>73428585
You're in the arts. Stop acting like a square little faggot. SATs? Are you fucking kidding me.

>>73428580
also I've heard the SAT is back to 1600 because they consolidated reading+writing

>>73428616
I go to a fucking tech school, anon.

>>73428616
Can you imagine Keith Richards talking about SAT's?

These kids are truly lost. Brainwashed to the core.

>>73428635
>he fell for the trade meme

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Destiny’s Child - The Writing’s on the Wall 9.0 by Katherine St. Asaph
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/destinys-child-the-writings-on-the-wall/

>>73428643
Drugs are degenerate

>>73428653
told you faggots >>73428226

>>73428643
>Can you imagine Keith Richards talking about SAT's?
no, he was British

>>73428635
no shit? SAT sucked anyway, glad my school cared more about ACT scores

>>73428647
>he fell for the organized education meme

>>73428653
It's at least a 6 garillion/10

hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is daniel. i am 24 years old. i graduated from uicu in 2015. i studied brazilian symbiotics and comp lit. i am fluent in portuguese. i can play the trumpet. badly. i work at a call center. i am gay. i have never been in love. i am probably an alcoholic.

>>73428647
I don't get it

Oldfag here. All you kids putting all of your pride and faith in SATs and what school you went to etc., are going to be so crushed and dead inside by the time you're 35.

'You're only young once' isn't just some cliche.

And Pitchfork is lies.

Good night.

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>2017
>going to college when you don't have wealthy parents

>>73428721
>tfw when i'm 35
you actually feel a lot better once you hit 30, and you finally stop giving a shit what other think of you.

>>73428751
I'm 41.

And everyone I know who went the safe establishment route is miserable.

>>73428721
what happens when I turn 35?

>>73428721
motherfucker i'm dead inside at 21 AND i'm at a great school

probably the perfectionism and impostor syndrome

and the assumption that nobody really cares about me

but at least i have chillhop

>>73428777
your penis grows it foreskin back.

>>73428777
You'll have some job you hate and some henpecking wife you resent.

>>73427695
why hasn't p4k reviewed a cry-wank album yet?

>>73428772
hot tip for you: don't worry about other ppl.

>>73428721
If you go into academia then it never stops.

What the fuck happened in here

>>73428807
Professional academics are either crazy or seriously corrupt. For real.

>>73428828
The professors can be crazy, generally it's administration who's corrupt

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>>73428804
so what you're saying is I should commit pic related?

>>73428747
Yep.

It's finishing school for the wealthy and debt prison for everyone else.


And fuck pitchfork.

>>73428861
Drop out. Get high. Chase girls around. Figure out what you really want to do and then do it.

They'll never tell you this, but ALL jobs suck.

>>73428861
;]

>>73428890
ignore this crabby dude. stem isn't a meme. pays well and always something to do.

>>73428822
welcome to donald trump's america where the opinions of white men are worth their weight in gold and the lives of poc are forfeit.

>>73428822
people discussion over nothing
it's quite sad really

>>73428869
Exactly. I live in NY and I've been working in restaurants for the last 3 years while all my friends went to college. It's astounding how much in federal loans they are taking out. I know a kid at NYU who has taken out around $90,000 in loans and still has one more year to finish.

>>73428916
You'll still have a boss every day of your life.

>>73428961
if anything it's quite the opposite

>>73428996
my only boss is the ultimate ceo, my lord and savior jesus christ.

>>73428961
You're truly terrible at shilling.

>>73428985
do you have roommates? a gf? a car?

>>73429011
Kek

You're not serious are you?

>>73428916
but are stem workers happy?

>>73428985
I moved to NYC when I was 21 with $500.

Entered into semi-retirement at 35.

Never gave half a fuck about grades or SATs or internships or any of that bullshit.

>>73429067
the american meme

>>73429035
just joking ;(

>>73429037
happiness is a meme, esp. finding happiness in a dream job. i have a qt hapa thicc wife. she makes me happy.

>>73429037
They're usually half-suicidal.

>>73429031
>do you have roommates?
Have to. You cannot afford housing here without a roommate even if you are making good money.
>a gf?
yes. same gf I've had since my third year of high school.
>a car?
not necessary here.

>>73429076
It's rare, but it's doable.

Focus only on making money. Cast aside everything else. Including security and social status.

Very few people can do this.

>taking advice from randos on 4chan
shiggydiggy

>>73429078
>happiness is a meme
what did he mean by this?

>>73429087
Watch out bro. Those gf's have a way of leaving guys like you in nyc.

I don't mean that in a mean way either. Just seen it happen so many times.

>>73429160
It's called 'sophistry'.

>>73428961
Man do we gotta make it about race all the time? White is usually right doe

>>73429178
but then you can listen to the modern lovers and cry yourself to sleep

>>73429197
i'm a black man living in america. making it about race all the time is the white man's job. i wish i could just be.

>>73429226
inb4 you're bad at shilling

>>73429226
Fuck off shill.

You should have taken more creative writing courses at Bard.

>>73429178
I don't know. She always talks about getting married. I'm not saying it's impossible but I don't think it's likely.

>>73429243
man, bard gets more name-checked in these threads than pitchfork.

>>73429276
ditch your roommate and co-habitate with your gf.

>>73429226
Where the fuck do you live? Tell me where you live. What fucking state do you live in? I don't buy that you're so downtrodden.

>>73429226
It's the Jewish man's job anon.

>>73429276
If you don't have things lined up financially don't get married.

If you do there is a very high chance you'll wind up divorced and then truly be fucked.

>>73429278
it's one of the most liberal colleges anywhere. p4k hires from colleges like Bard.

>>73429278
It's literally Soros University

>>73428721
>SATs
i'm not american

>>73429374
A
FUCKING
LEAF

>>73429296
I do. There are three people in my apartment: a college student I met through work, my girlfriend, and me.

>>73429342
I wouldn't until I'm like 28 or 29. I'm 23 now.

>>73429374
Doesn't matter. Every country has characteristics of social status that people cling to.

>>73429304
do you really have autism? or is my autism so bad i can't tell you're faking autism this badly?

>>73429390
can i come visit you in nyc? i've never been there.

>>73429432
you didn't answer the question

>>73429477
ok. wa. i'm not black. all my black live matters stuff was just bumping. i really do have autism.

>>73429507
I want to spank you

>>73429598
i knew a girl named mira who went to bard. she had a biological twin sister.

soros
bard
soros
bard
zoe
soros
bard

>>73429704
why did you just type 'soros' seven times?

redpill me on soros.

I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.

>>73429946
wtf shill

>>73429946
Not me btw.

>>73429946
Me btw.

>>73429982
Not me btw.

>>73429946
i'm gonna change all the cunts to faggots and post this every night.