mfw you live in a Metro area of nearly 2 million people yet all the good tours skip your city and there literally isn't a show worth leaving the house for the rest of 2017.
Slowdive - nope.
Swervedriver - nope.
The Magnetic Fields - nope.
Ride - nope.
Tame Impala - nope.
Nick Cave - nope.
Mount Eerie - nope.