/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

fuck you, shill

fuck you

Lorde - Melodrama 8.6 BNM

Lorde's getting BNM

>>73388512
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.

who is lorde?

>>73388559
You okay?

>>73388575
pls just add this to the op already. it's all i want in life.

lorde better get BNM

its a damn good LP

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What do we think of Evan Minsker?

>>73388559
are you that depressed college kid?

>>73388611
>>73388660
WHAT GOT DELETED?!?!?

>>73388627
is it really anon? i'm bout to listen to it after i finish b.t.g. what is there to expect

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What do we think of Matthew Schnipper?

>>73388688
its pretty solid

i mean i gamble its not gonna be the highest BNM, but its probably gonna get an 8.1 at least and probably an 8.3 BNM

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>>73388673

>>73388696
shit

>>73388696
shit

>>73388722
;OOOO

PLS DON'T ANON

SUICIDE IS NEVER THE ANWERS I MEME ALOT BUT IM TRYING TO BE A NICE GUY NOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME ANYTIME

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so fucking round

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>>73388738
>>73388739
>00:13:20
>00:13:20

I wish Brandon Stosuy would at least do an occasional review
At least TCI has been interesting

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.
p4k shill was never real.
beach house meme is best meme.
good content guy was shit at photoshop.

>>73388794
Reminder that this guy is full of shit

>>73388794
not even funny meme
>ignores (sandy) alex G
>Ignored Perfume Genius
>Ignores Phil Elvrum
>Slowdive
>The XX
>El P from RTJ
>Power Trip
>FUCKING FLEET FOXES

you aren't funny, fuck you and goodnight

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What the fuck kind of name is Jazz Monroe?

seething with spite. pls chill the eff out.

what are the top 5 aotysf according to p4k?

>>73388853
not even gonna refute this point by point bc everyone here knows i'm right. white men going extinct and p4k is a mf meteor world killer.

>>73388878
>what are the top 5 aotysf according to p4k?
>Kendrick
>Mount Eerie
>Gas
>RTJ
>Perfume Genius

>lil peep lol

>>73388853
Don't forget GAS

>>73388896
>Don't forget GAS
i was guessing this guy was an extreme white nationalist and wouldn't have called gas white

>>73388893
>I'm wrong but I refuse to admit it
Just because p4k isn't 100% indie rock doesn't mean they still don't cover it

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what do we think of our indigenous associate staff writer waifu, Braudie Blais-Billie?

>>73388869
>detective detected

>>73388696
>tfw I made that collage

>>73388952
hideous tbqh

>>73388952
7.8/10

>>73388947
>he's never heard of hyperbole for dramatic effect
don't take everything so deathly seriously, autismo

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what do we think of our token black contributing writer, Sheldon Pearce?

>>73389021
bitch everyone on 4chan is autistic

why do you think we are on 4chan

>>73389022
>did i do that?
are you guys too young for that reference?

>>73389022
he looks 11

Lorde deserves 9.0+ desu. they'd never do it because its uncool, but its amazing pop music

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>>73388952
She's no Zoe Camp

>>73389055
>she

>>73389055
zoe camp is best girl.. i actually got her to DM me

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what do we think of our beefy Moby impersonator contributing editor, Philip Sherburne?

>>73389067
really?

>>73389070
i got to dp "her"

>>73389088
open secret she's trans. why do you think they pushed anohni so hard?

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Thoughts on mr "8.1 BNM to Migos" Paul A Thompson

(no real pic so had to use the crappy baby picture he uses for twitter)

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>>73389072
On second thought, I think Ian Cohen is the true Moby impersonator. So what do we think of him?

>>73389125
>cringiest writer
>horrible taste
>is he actually a lawyer?
>why does he live in kansas?

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what do we think of our associate social media manager, Bailey Constas?

>>73389153
I'm pretty sure he's like in med school in like Tennessee or something

>>73389176
looks like every white girl i've ever seen

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what did Ian "i'm just gonna shave it all off" Cohen mean by this?

>>73389111
LEAVE ZOE ALONE

>>73389205
holy shit it's real. i was just reading it yesterday.

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>>73389067

pitchfork needs to stop hiring these brooklyn-living, latte-drinking, mom jean-owning, crossfit gym-going hipster white bitches to write for them.

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8.3 BNM

>>73389224
you're the most talented person here, collage boy. start making relevant op's for us. be the new good content guy.

>>73389067
It was ">her"
Someone even did a shitty photoshop with the Her movie poster

>>73389234
do you have links to your stand up on youtube?

>>73389234
what's worse is they hire these fucks right when they graduate from NYU/Fordham/Columbia/Barnard or some rural liberal arts college.

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>>73389254
i knowwww. but he said she so i said she.

>also implying this is shitty.

>>73389245
>tfw I'm collage boy and you're giving credit to some other anon
feels bad man

>>73389275
soros U.

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zoe best

>>73389294
fuck your feelings and make with the shops. we got some a-list releases coming all summer.

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>>73389264
>defending these people

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>>73389308
does he read Pitchfork?

>>73389316
no meme. get your eyes checked. for real ugliest.

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Daily reminder

>>73389323
like what?

>>73389316
not even a convincing trap. wonder what her name was pre-trans

>>73388894
what a shit list

>>73389352
white ppl music.
>beach house
>radiohead
>arcade fire
>the war on drugs
>the national

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what do we think of our senior editor, Jillian Mapes?

>>73389370
what beach house album should I start with?

>>73389383
it's their b-side/rarities that's coming out. it's called chariot.

>>73389383
Heaven or Las Vegas

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Would you guys wear this?

>>73389379
would.

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what do we think of the man, the myth, the legend, editor-in-chief and founder Ryan Schreiber?

>>73389402
you could wear that every day for the rest of your life and no one would ever know what it was.

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>>73389432

why is p4k shill always so quiet? is he doing the night shift at the Chicago office? gotta get them reviews posted.

>>73389389
Huh?

>>73389394
Ha

>>73389294
>he went to a state school
all that jealousy, man. sheesh.

>>73389466
you just know

>>73389470
just make a shop with vicki and alex on it. lots of vicki.

>>73389472
lol wat?

>>73389472
this was meant for >>73389275

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Lorde 8.8 BNM by Stacey Anderson
2 Chainz 8.0 by Paul A. Thompson
Lynn Castle 7.5 by Rebecca Bengal
Rancid 7.3 by Zoe Camp

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Lorde 8.8 BNM by Stacey Anderson
2 Chainz 8.0 by Paul A. Thompson
Lynn Castle 7.5 by Rebecca Bengal
Rancid 7.3 by Zoe Camp

>>73389469
i thought he was real. it makes me sad that he wasn't.

>>73389522
nice fake

>>73389536
no fake

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/lorde-melodrama/

>>73389536
OH FUCK ME IT TURNS OUT IT WAS REAL

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>8.8

i'm so sick of having to pretend to like top 40. when does this end?

holy crap.. i knew it would be BNM

but 8.8

when 2 songs didn't even get BNT

Gambino Btfo by whitey

>>73389571
Embrace poptimism or become irrelevant.

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our girl Stacey Anderson wrote this review

well, what do we think of her?

Lorde is better than Fleet Foxes holy fucking kek

>>73389610
i want to rub my glans on her gums.

>>73389469
It depends on the night. Some days I most more than others.

>>73389522
>>73389528
>these records are better than sufjan
>p4k in 2017

FLEET FOXES

B T F O
T
F
O

so this is the year they just inflate the scores because everything is so shit?

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I miss the old Pitchfork.

>>73389671
so many white men getting btfo with the soft pan mid-7. what a year.

>>73389663
they've given most of their hyped BNMs this year 8.4 or under. 8.8 is for fucking Lorde is gay as hell

>>73389663
if you are a cishet white male your score is reduced by 0.5-1.0. if you are a woman/minority you have a base of 8.0

If you put the Melodrama score on Pure Heroine I would agree.

>>73389671
Yeah
Old p4k wouldn't have held back on panning FJM

>>73389702
>he's not wrong

>>73389472
>>73389516
I mean of course. I'm Canadian and went to Toronto. Our private schools are awful.

Wtf i love lorde now? I need to get her discography so i'm not irrelevant and outdated

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Meanwhile... I'm proud of 2 Chainz

>>73389022
He was great on Malcolm in the Middle

>>73389755
pretty girls make grave is a good band.

>>73389772
And a good song

>Lorde better than Fleet Foxes

Yeah okay.

>>73389671
fjm is easily the worst thing to happen to indie music this entire century and mac demarco is generic and boring

>>73389623
>>73389671
>>73391262
This. Their users demographic must be changing.

>>73391567
lol no. fjm is easily the best thing to happen to indie music this entire century.