Why did Jimmy Page turn into an old Asian granny?

>>73381224
Too much black magick

page is half chink

>>73381394

no.

I feel like he might be checking out some ass in this pic

>>73381537
whoa this is fucking with me i swear I come from a timeline where he is either 1/2 or 1/4 chinese or japanese.... it was even on like VH1 behind the music where I'm from

apparently i've shifted because i can't find any solid source on google but i'm not the only one

>>73382036
>"I have a perfect memory, I'm just in a different universe"

>>73381394
>>73382036
He is not. It's the pure white hair and his face shape/look. I have seen other old white guys that sort of look like wise old Japonais men.

>>73382036
I come from a universe where his mum was a Berenstain bear

>>73382843
also in my universe Kurdt Kobain shot himself in the foot to escape underwater military service

>>73382036
fuck off mandela fag

He turned into Geert Wilders

musicians get older LOL OMG ROFLMAO

>>73382967
but he looks like an altogether now different race

>>73381224
You'd think that sucking the creativity out of other people would maintain his youthfulness.

>>73382967
Uh, all people get older?

>>73382036
I'm from the Hillary timeline, AMA

>>73384924
Did she make anime real?

>>73382036
Hey I'm from the same universe bro. I even remember him taking a picture with his Chinese Grandma

>>73382890
I legit thought it was Wilders when I saw the picture