/mu/ rates musicians thread

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here's the template

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Obviously.

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>>73381237
stop

>>73381144
>max autism

what?

>>73382947
raise the cunt part a little bit

>>73382829
yo give him full creativity and 5 more stars on cunt

rate death grip (each)

>>73383013
Gira is friendly and accommodating--5/10 on the cunt meter at the maximum

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>>73381144
kevin shields seems like a pretty neat dude

>>73381162
Why is autism a parameter?
>>73381237
Everything is wrong about your ratings.

>>73383178
What'd he do?

Also singing needs to be bumped up some.

>>73383153
because most musicians are fairly autistic, seems like a good thing to rate

>>73383010
I feel like there's a bit more autism desu

>>73381237
Go back to your Grimes general. Does she have the most annoying fanbase?

>>73383237
Dude's just notorious for being a narcissistic socially inept cunt. Pretty sure he threw a guitar at Kims head once. Most people think he's autistic. Also his trademark autistic screech doesn't help his case.

I love him as a vocalist for the Pixies but in terms of just his singing he's pretty shit.

>>73382829
swans lyrics are pure cringe.

>>73383178
Hey, the personality is much higher, the breakup and Kim stuff Isnt that cunty, also singing works very well with the songs, very expressive with the screaming and hollering

>>73383301
He seems fine, even a little self aware in a lot of interviews Ive seen

>>73383527
>I STEAL ALL THE OXYGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN

>FLEX YOUR MUSCLLLLLLEEEEESSSS

>BIG STRONG. BOSS.

>NOBODY RAPES YOU LIKE A COP

>im so glad..........im better than you are

>nnnnnyyyyyaaaaaaammmmmm justalittleboi

>BREAAAATHE INNNNNNN BLACK AWWWWWUUUUUUTTTTTTT

wat r u talking about

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fanboy incoming

>>73383702
Actually i might add a star or two for the words he wrote for the coda of VROOM

>>73383702
>fripp
>3 cunt stars

what about his copyright shit and no cellphone shit

>>73383123
what the fuck do you mean "no clue" about his singing

>>73383748
It's never been an annoyance to me. The cellphone thing makes perfect sense and the copyright is really a minor inconvenience.

>>73383748
>any of that is bad

>>73383123
its him singing on most of the tracks in loveless
theres actually not that much of bilinda in it

>>73382947
you fucked up, kurts lyrics were genius

>>73383702
He's a bigger cunt than that, man.

>>73383702
fripp is the biggest cunt in music

>>73383123
singing is like a 4
autism is an 8 or a 9

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Can someone do one for Thom Yorke? Thanks in advance.

>>73383902
>singing 6
maybe now anon
but in 1967 it was at least 8/9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3TRns_zssM

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>>73383933

>>73383865
Mate he's just a perfectionist. He's not an asshole to random people, he just has a vision and sticks to it. He does have some problems with social things, like when he ended the 80s band without telling the other members. However, I link that more with his autism level, which is why that's so high.

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>>73384059
fuck lets try that again

>>73384015
Radiohead sucks dick

>>73384015
autism should be 11

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>>73384015

>>73384078
A few notches higher on the autism and bit of a cunt please. And what the hell, give him one star for creativity.

>>73383123
pretty accurate. except I'd rate his instrumental skill higher because he has his own technique, which puts him high for originality

love that you gave him top personality, and zero cuntness. he's such a sweety-pie.

>>73384120
come on man

>>73384015
Bit of a Cunt and Autism have to be higher, I mean just watch this shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cOfiZjxTd8

>>73384145
In hindsight I should have given him creativity points if only for being instrumental in evolving Black Flag's sound, but he didn't really do any of the songwriting beyond lyrics. But without him Greg probably wouldn't have ever gotten to play the jazz and metal sounds he wanted to.

I also should have given him a higher point for vocals, just because he is a pretty great screamer and growler.

>>73384016
his whole >muh copyright shtick deserves at least a couple more cunt stars

>>73384289
it really doesn't. it's a very minor inconvenience. just buy the damn music

>>73384172
>goes to interview
>"so tell me about yourself"
>cheeky half smirk
>"no"

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>>73384212
>no personality

>>73381144
But objectively her lyrics would be a 0 since she's singing nonsense, she even took one of the best songs of all time and in her cover, made up some nonsense randomly instead of singing the lyrics (Song to the Siren)

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>>73384015
>not maxing out autism

>>73384810
>imbailin lyrics have to be meaningful to be good

>>73385275
No her vocals are top notch generally, but lyrics have to exist to be good

Like Paul Banks' lyrics on TotBL are fantastic even if they seem to be nonsense but Fraser's vocals on all her good albums are purposely unintelligible

>>73385100
this is very true sadly :(

>>73383123
autism should be max

>>73384015
radiohead fanboys are the worst dick suckers around

>>73385772
WELL

>>73385772
WHENNNNN

>>73385772
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>73385681
>what are grimesfags

>>73385772
Hey now

>>73386030
they're bad too no doubt, but radiohead fans would love yorke even if he confessed to murder.

like look at this >>73384172 interview. he's being a real jerk. but you go to the comments and people are saying 'the interviewer's a dick', 'i respect thom's assertiveness' and other bullshit like that

>>73386070
one guy=/=all fans
I love Radiohead but it's true that Thom is a cunt, he's right about not wanting to answer those questions but the way he's threating the interviewer is childish and the interwiever is not being a dick at all, he's just doing his job and if Thom himself decided to go to an interview just to behave like that then yeah...
On the chart bit of a cunt should be like 7/10.

>>73386188
>doesn't play instruments
>six stars
Kill yourself

>>73383748
>>73383818
>>73383865
come on, lads. frippster is in no way a cunt
https://youtu.be/GY3NFC1JBzs

>>73383027
Is that the faggot from Cynic

>>73386195
>one guy=/=all fans
It's not just one, most of top comments on that video, and most places online, people just suck up to him. I love Radiohead too, but Thom seems needlessly belligerent.

>>73383702
Dude you need to adjust the cunt level

>>73385381
She put a genuine effort into what she sang. A lot of the time they did have meaning just obscured and jumbled up, that takes skill in my book. On top of that, her actual lyrical songs are top notch.

>>73386276
Yeah, Fripp seems like a real soft spoken, gentle guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64VGyoIyBgc

>>73386285
Youtube comments should be deleted, it's not only a Radiohead thing, I'm pretty sure it's common for fans (mostly normalfags) to protect their favourite artists no matter what but yes, it is definitely a thing with Radiohead.

>>73382986
I think I rated that a little harshly. It should've been like a 5 or 6.

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drummer from don cab, singer/guitarist from speaking canaries

one of the biggest assholes in rock

>>73386269
he plays a bit of piano
also
>kill yourself
underage

>>73386317
i can't watch this video. its so sweet im gonna get sick

>>73386382
>>kill yourself
>underage
I didn't say kys, I said fucking kill yourself.
Get to it.

>>73383178
god what the fuck is wrong with his cranium

>>73386403
it's literally the same
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>>73385681
>Didn't max out autism
>fanboy

fuck off, and stop thinking about dick sucking cabron

>>73386558
t. triggered fanboy

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>>73382829
ftfy

>>73383298
it could be fun if you guys tried to include people more, people would care if you made ironic shitposts about her instead. we would all be happy

>>73386726
Top kek

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HEY THERE FUCK FACE

>>73386269
Dude he's literally an art & music theory PhD and plays enough piano to be able to master all means of digital production

>>73387598
Then maybe he should try being a musician instead of being a talentless cunt like he is now.

>>73387609
Agree on the chest

>>73386367
I think matt deserves a little more than 1 star for lyrics

>>73382956
>>73383010
why is cunt that high

>>73384784
Why does he have one star for cunt????

>>73388146
to be fair, he probably does deserve more purely for being a former addict and what that entails , but i'm not sure what else he'd have done to earn more than that

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>>73384212
>autism
>all sars

>>73386077
This guy gets it

>>73387880
As a pretty hardcore Muse fan I'd say 1 star is pretty accurate.

>>73388674

agreed he sucks at singing

but cunt should go up

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crack makes you cunty

>>73386317
Holy shit kek
I'd never seen this before

>>73384078
Why does everyone think Rollins is a cunt? It seems like people just don't like him because he looks like a meat head. The only example I can find of him being a dickhead is when he is being interviewed by that kid and he keeps hazing him, but that was from like 1985.

>>73383902
Production skill needs to be maxed out with a special star at the end, just like on the autism meter

>>73389257
>autism not maxed
You're fooling yourself.

>>73389281
autism =/= schizo

>>73384249
>>73389083
Agree with both

>>73385100
Pre-2000 autism should be a bit higher desu

>>73383902
let me fix that for you you idiot:

singing: 9/10 (in his prime)
instrumental skill: 5
production skill: 10/10
lyrics: 3/10
creativity: 10/10
personality: 6/10 (brian a cute)
bit of a cunt: -1/10
autism: 10/10

>>73384338
>agrees to do interview
>"we're going to ask you some questions, is that okay?"
>"sure"
>asks question
>"that's none of your business"

>>73383702
I'd up lyrics to one and half stars.
"Figurines of the Virgin Mary" was a line that he wrote. And up Cunt by 3 to 5 stars.

>>73388497
Thoughts of a dying atheist has some neat lyrical ideas in it as does Stockholm syndrome

I'm not a Muse fan though

>>73389563
Absolution in general was fucking amazing, one of my favorite albums.

>>73388160
i don't think he's that autistic, or that uncreative personally

>>73389777
Eric Bouher? You couldn't put his stage name that people actually know him by?

>>73389818
But thats his name tho

>>73385017
7.4

>>73389777
>>73389818
>>73389839
Is that my man Jello?

>>73389898
yep

>>73387609
Chest is spot on. Add a fitness/muscle one, that should also be maxed out

>>73388674
He's a way bigger cunt that that

>>73389777
Personality should be higher.
Singing too. Not because he was a great singer or anything like that but his style fit the DK's sound like a glove and he has maybe one of the most instantly recognizable voices in punk

>>73387389
Spot on
>>73387372
Remove the cunt star. Sufjan is pure.

>>73390116
>We Rate Musicians
>MUSICIANS

>>73390179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3GLWcFc22w
:*

>>73390116
lower everything except cunt and autism by 2 or three and then its good

>>73386188
I'd put autism higher than cunt. He's only really a cunt to other famous people, he's usually nice to his fans from what I've seen (that asking the crippled guy to stand up thing is the only example you can give me).

>>73390253
you tellin me his lyrics are not some of the best in the game? have you listened to vice city?

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>>73390116
FTFY

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IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK

>>73390370
On point

>>73383902
>Brian fucking Wilson
>production skill/creativity: 9
Are you retarded

>>73383027
no stars for "singing"

>>73387372
He really isn't a good singer and he is a lot more autistic

>>73386425
your messed up with personality rating

>>73387598
Fucking source, you piece of shit

>>73383178
You forgot to add the "Looks like Uncle Fester" category and max it.

>>73384059
I think he's probably maxed in "Bit of a Cunt" to be honest. The first word that comes to mind when I think of him is asshole. His bff MacKaye too.
Judgmental twat loads.

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>>73381144

>>73384810
They could still be inspired, aesthetically, though. And indeed, a more nonsensical babble or 'angelspeak' is much more appropriate for the agape wonder of their music than

seriously, don't apply sense or meaning to art. the greatest geniuses, Cocteaus / Liz Fraser especially, defy this.

>>73390874
>much more appropriate for the agape wonder of their music than *something sensible and specific of message

(last part got cut off accidentally

>>73382956
Bork

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>>73385151

>>73386358
I'd say that's fairly accurate. I'm a big fan, but I might bring the Singing down even a little lower.
I don't really know anyone who raves about his vocal abilities.

>>73386726
fully correct
will not argue at all

>>73387372
-1 Bit of a Cunt
+4 Autism
Homeboy wears wings on stage, like, a lot.
I still love him.

>>73382947
put more into lyrics and bit of a cunt

>>73384015
I hope this is bait

>>73385530
he's overrated as fuck

>>73387197
thats a good one

>>73381144
ITT: fanboy fest

>>73385530
>creativity 11
is this a joke?
he was quite literally ripping off every popular thing in rock for his whole career

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>>73386140
>Moz
>Not maxing out the cunt factor

>>73385244
pure waifu

>>73390981
Uh, wot, that's like his entire appeal? If he didn't have a great voice, nobody would have ever given a shit about him. And I say that as someone who thinks Junkyard is one of the greatest albums of all time.

>>73381358
bit of a cunt should be max since he literally drove chris cornell to suicide

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>>73392392

It was just a prank bro

>>73388990
His production skill should be higher.

Instrumental skill is pretty high, but you also need to factor in that he played everything on his albums.

He wasn't really that creative or experimental musically, I'll give him a 5 or a 6.

>>73386425
Zappa's force of personality was his defining characteristic. He had a way of getting people to do things that was unmatched.

>>73383298
There are Grimes General threads? Where are they and how do I access them?

>>73383027
Perfect rating anon, dead on everything

>>73386164
I'd argue that he's fairly skilled in production. It takes talent to make an album as grating as Filosofem that's still enjoyable and immersive.

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Wasn't sure what to give him for instrumental skill, I don't think he's composed anything other than 808s which was average

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>>73385772
fuck off, the media chose Mike as a scapegoat. More like
>singing
5/10
>Instrumental skill
1/10 (saxophone)
>production skill
0/10
>Lyrics
7/10 (Good vibrations lyrics and all of them through Today! and some by Gary Usher)
>Creativity
3/10
>Personality
3/10
>Bit of a Cunt
7/10
>Autism
5/10

>>73393224
go here >>73382929

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>>73386196
and now his brother

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Press F ç_ç

>>73386418
creativity 0

>>73394578
F
I always get the chills while listening to Weather report
Never cared about the lyrics since i don't know japanese, are they that good?

>>73384015
>Radiohead fans actually believe this

>>73384073
raise autism to 8 or 9 and it's perfect

>>73394732
Their lyrics are extremely comfy, the fit together with the music extremely well. Nothing "deep", but really, really suggestive. It's more a matter of atmosphere than content.

>>73390116
>>73390370
why are you using the shittiest fonts you could possibly find lmfao

>>73383815
t. 12-year-old

>>73386164
Come on, he's more than a 6 on creativness. He made 4 classic black metal albums in 2 years which inspired about half of the genre in the years to come, and helled to develop dungeon synth while in prison and only having access to a midi program for about 2 weeks at a time. It takes creativity to do that.

>>73394894
>only 2 autism
Come on.

>>73383123
>>73385626
I love Kevin but autism and cuntness both need to be bumped at least a little
The man nearly put an entire record label out of business because he spent two years experimenting with distortion

>>73386378
What did he do?
I've heard people say he's an asshole and apparently all the former members of Don Cab hate each other now

>>73388990
Elliott was super nice apparently :(
It was only towards the very end when he was REALLY fucked up and did stupid shit like walk through miles of woods because he was convinced people were following him that he got a little cunty

>>73393074
Agreed on bumping instrumental skill
I think FABOTH justifies having high creativity tho

>>73383815
>Her milk is my shit
>My shit is her milk
Genius.