ITT: We update lewronggeneration guide

This has dated so poorly and I'm 99% sure reddit has moved on from that phase

>>73358689
there are plenty of people who still share this sentiment imo

Nice. Yeah, Swans should have been there

>>73358603
one of the worst charts /mu/ has made
you could read rolling stone's top 500 and have a better sense of music than thus

Should add Planetarium, To Pimp A Butterfly and Homogenic

>>73358603
but blond and currents suck

>>73358603

I've never heard of any former dadrocker who used this chart to explore modern music.

You made this for yourselves.

This chart is just fucked, leave it as a historical artifact that shows the most memed albums in 2011

Any recent bands doing stuff like the post-hardcore scene in the 90s? People like Unwound, Lync, early Modest Mouse, etc. I'm huge into that sound and need to listen to some newer stuff.

>>73358770
blond is pure bliss dude

>>73358832
If you're a pleb

>>73359116
Edgelord detected

>>73359131
p l e b

Throw out every fucking band on the metal section and replace them with good bands.

>>73358765
Homogenic was released 20 year ago.

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>>73359171
>Electric Wizard and Boris
>bad
nigga

>>73358813
I agree, it should me more entry level

>>73358603
The metal section is still as novus masculinus as ever

>>73359171
This

Add Benji to lyrics and cLOUDDEAD to hip hop

>>73359171
This, but keep Electric Wizard

>>73359447
Whitest post on the board right now

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If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.
So, listen up.
Your music is fucking garbage.
There, I said it.
Mindless crap. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people.
Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. My opinion demands respect.
Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is void of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines.
Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.
And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer.
Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella.
It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show.

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>>73359486
Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the most your music just flat out sucks.
Music should convey some sense of humanity — who we are, and what we feel. I know that’s a hard concept to digest since your idea of a relationship is picking up a new Twitter follower. Where’s the love and romance in the mind-numbing rubbish that’s played at most nightclubs? Is there any conveyance pain and loss? Or pride and joy? How about playing a catchy tune that’s just fun to sing along with?
Is that too much to fucking ask?
I don’t expect to like everything that’s new. As an amateur observer of the human condition, I freely acknowledge that successive generations are obliged to a continuation of the species which sometimes entails pushing boundaries and violating the preferences of their elders. History shows the more radically different one generation is from one to the next, the greater degree of innovations are sparked from such permutations. Music is just one by-product of inevitable cultural and technological shifts, sometimes mislabeled as advances.
Yes, yes, yes! New music should piss off plenty of parents and leathery jokers like me. At least I’ll accept “cultural evolution” as being inevitable, and necessary.
If you don’t believe this, take a look at the past century. Nearly a hundred years ago, traditional musicians hated a new sound called jazz. Later, jazz loyalists despised rock n’ roll and even the early sound of Motown. After that, the rockers hated disco music. Then, just about everyone hated New Wave and the 1980’s. Next came rap music which irritated everyone over the age of 30. Now, it’s hip hop and something called dubstep, which is essentially music made by computers and sound-making software. This garbage makes rap sound like fucking Amadeus.

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>>73359505
Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the most your music just flat out sucks.
Music should convey some sense of humanity — who we are, and what we feel. I know that’s a hard concept to digest since your idea of a relationship is picking up a new Twitter follower. Where’s the love and romance in the mind-numbing rubbish that’s played at most nightclubs? Is there any conveyance pain and loss? Or pride and joy? How about playing a catchy tune that’s just fun to sing along with?
Is that too much to fucking ask?
I don’t expect to like everything that’s new. As an amateur observer of the human condition, I freely acknowledge that successive generations are obliged to a continuation of the species which sometimes entails pushing boundaries and violating the preferences of their elders. History shows the more radically different one generation is from one to the next, the greater degree of innovations are sparked from such permutations. Music is just one by-product of inevitable cultural and technological shifts, sometimes mislabeled as advances.
Yes, yes, yes! New music should piss off plenty of parents and leathery jokers like me. At least I’ll accept “cultural evolution” as being inevitable, and necessary.
If you don’t believe this, take a look at the past century. Nearly a hundred years ago, traditional musicians hated a new sound called jazz. Later, jazz loyalists despised rock n’ roll and even the early sound of Motown. After that, the rockers hated disco music. Then, just about everyone hated New Wave and the 1980’s. Next came rap music which irritated everyone over the age of 30. Now, it’s hip hop and something called dubstep, which is essentially music made by computers and sound-making software. This garbage makes rap sound like fucking Amadeus.

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>>73359528
I know what you’re thinking. You want to go after my music. You want to blast away at me. Go ahead, fuckers. See if you can top what I like at the conclusion of this article. You’re drawing so fucking dead you should even be in my game.
So, what constitutes real music? Here’s a list of things I believe to be essential.
REAL MUSIC DEFINED BY NOLAN DALLA:
(1) Real music is created by humans, not by a machine or a computer.
(2) Real music has structure and consistency.
(3) Real music elicits real emotions — of love, loss, anger, fear, happiness, hope, inspiration, or anything related to the gambit of being human.
(4) Real music requires talent.
(5) Real music requires instruments and/or voices.
(6) Real music should be cross generational.
(7) Real music shouldn’t need gadgets or special effects to be enjoyed.
Here and now, I’ll leave you with a video clip of real music (CLICK BELOW). When one of those fucking machines creates a sound that can somehow match this magical majesty, then give me a call. Until then, don’t label what you listen to as “music.” It’s not music. It’s garbage.

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Replace Knife Man with this.

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>>73359547
This is real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS6n2Hx9Ykk

>>73358603
What are we gaining from turning dadrockers with shit taste into indie lovin' nu-males with even shitter taste btw? Even top 40 music is better than all the le wrong decade garbage on this chart
>>73359577
>NOT LIVE

>>73359486
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>>73359577

Chill, grandpa.

>>73358813
I did.

>>73359724
do a dab and jump off a bridge hipster faggot

>>73359302
Boris isn't a very notable band, especially not in the metal scene, and Pink isn't remotely metal.

Electric Wizard are ridiculously overrated and that album is a snoozefest.

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>>73358603
>We update lewronggeneration guide

It has already been done newfag.

>>73359486
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>>73359577
incredible

>>73359577
yes this is an example of a good song, wtf is your point even?

>>73359880
The metal section is still absolute shit. Why do numales pretend like they know anything about metal?

>>73360006
Ask it has already been stated, you're late, 2 years late to be precise. Why weren't you in that thread before? It reached bump limit because everyone is arguing on what should or should not be in the list.

>>73360006
/metal/ pls go

>>73359776
Take your pills pops, you seem agitated.

>>73359486
Nice pasta.

>>73360006
where's you argument, faggot?

>>73360006
Nobody on /mu/ knows anything about Metal.

>>73360006
share your opinions then

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>>73360218
>being this autisticly elitist
tell me about this secret knowledge that only TRUE metal fans know about then