ITT: Contenders for the worst lyrics of all time

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DID

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>honey got a booty like pow pow pow
>honey got some boobies like wow oh wow

THE

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Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an asshole

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>>73352875
NIGGAS BE ALL UP IN YO DICK NO HOMO

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I go stupid on a nigga like I'm autistic.

>>73352875
>>73352890
Weird how kanye has some of the best and worst lycis ever

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>>73352905
POCKETS ON SHREK ROCKETS ON DECK
TELL ME WHAT'S NEXT ALIEN SEX

>>73352905
>Best lyrics
>Kanye
pleb

i fuck the music and i make it cum

>I don't want to see a ghost,
>It's a sight that I fear most
>I'd rather have a piece of toast
>And watch the evening news

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>Tonight I should have stayed at home
>Playing with my pleasure zone
>He has always been so strange
>I'd often thought he was deranged

>>73352811
>So gangster, I'm so thug
>You're the only one I'm dreaming of
-Hey Soul Sister by Train

>>73352820
I remember talking to some friends about this track and they attacked me saying how genuinely deep and thought provoking Hopsin is.

Every Anthony Kiedis song. I love Frusciante Flea and Chad Smith
Just a shame they have to drag their autistic down syndrome attention whore along with them

>>73352811
Basically every Nine Inch Nails album ever, and I say that as a huge NIN fan, but damn those lyrics

>>73352905
Post some good lyrics from him please. No sarcasm, I heard so much shit from him I gave up real quick.

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>>73354324
DG is easy mode. Their lyrics are like if beck decided to take himself super seriously.

>>73354344
It's catchy and that's part of what makes good lyrics. You see people responding with Death Grips lyrics all the time.

>>73354301
Penitentiary chances, the devil dances
And eventually answers to the call of Autumn
All of them fallin’ for the love of ballin’
Got caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like Alec Baldwin
Inter century anthems based off inner city tantrums
Based off the way we was branded
Face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon
And at the airport they check all through my bag
And tell me that it’s random
But we stay winning, this week has been a bad massage
I need a happy ending and a new beginning
And a new fitted, and some job opportunities that's lucrative
This the real world, homie, school finished
They done stole your dreams, you dunno who did it
I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS
I won’t be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it?

My main bitch yellow
She blow dick like a cello

>>73354301
Killin all yall niggas on that lyrical shit
Mayonnaise colored benz I push miracle whips

Inter century anthems based off inner city tantrums
Based off the way we was branded
Face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon
And at the airport they check all through my bag
And tell me that it’s random

If your stripper name “Porscha” and you get tips from many men
Then your fat friend, her nickname is “Minivan”

Crack, raised the murder rate in D.C. and Maryland
We, invested in that, it’s like we got Merrill Lynched
And we been hangin from the same tree, ever since

I went to the malls and I balled too hard
“Oh my god, is that a black card?”
I turned around and replied, “Why yes
But I prefer the term African American Express”

HANDS ARE SHAKING GOT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER
JESUS AIN'T COMPLAINING GONNA FIGURE IT OUT
SOMEBODY RAPED MY TAPEWORM ABORTION
COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS AND DELIVER THE COW

But I guess any song written by Scott Weiland would fit here.

>>73354399
Is this bait?

This >>73354425 definitely is.

>>73354454
Go do one mate

>Good is good and bad is bad.

Who listens to this trash?

>SHE'S BUSY SUCKING ON MY DING DONG

OOH WA-A-A-A

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>>73352875
>>73352890
>posting GOAT lyrics

>>73354301
Golly, more of that bullshit ice rap
I got to apologize to Mos and Kweli (probably)
But is it cool to rap about gold
If I told the world I copped it from Ghana and Mali? (Mali!)

>>73354277
Trent sometimes has good lyrics when they're simple (ie a lot of Year Zero) but yeah I cringe a lot at NIN lyrics

>>73354301
>>73352905
>>73352913
>>73352890
>>73352875
>>73355878

I KEEP IT 300

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake - that bitch Chris Brown punched

So deep
So deep
So deep I put her ass to sleep

Why does it suck on me
Why does it suck on me
Why does it suck on me
A pussy was my hoody

I know a girl called Elsa
She's into Alka-Seltzer
She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic train

And she makes me laugh
I got her autograph
She done it with a doctor
On a helicopter
She's sniffing in a tissue
Selling the Big Issue

>>73354301
ive always loved this one:

You short-minded niggas thoughts is Napoleon
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in
And I embody every characteristic of the egotistic
He knows, he’s so fucking gifted
I just needed time alone with my own thoughts
Got treasures in my mind but couldn’t open up my own vault
My childlike creativity, purity and honesty
Is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts
Reality is catching up with me
Taking my inner child, I’m fighting for custody
With these responsibilities that they entrusted me
As I look down at my diamond encrusted piece

WANNA MAKE SEX
WANNA MAKE SEX

>I keep it 300 like the Romans
Kanye is a retard

just all of RiFF RAFF's discography is a contender but fuck me man this was just something else:

I'm cool with mathematics
Motherfuck subtraction

>>73354247
dude writes his lyrics based on the sounds of the words, not the meaning of them

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS


AAAAALL I WAAANT IS TO BREEEEATHE

>>73352811
I gots racks on racks on racks

>>73356793
300 in roman numerals is CCC, which can be interpreted as Cool, Calm and Collected. kanye is saying he's cool, calm and collected

>>73357328
Yeah sure Kanye. You and your camp surely didn't come with that explanation after being exposed for being idiots.

>>73357328
Ah yes, those Romans were known for being cool, calm and collected

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I like that boom, boom pow
Them chicken jackin' my style
They try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so two thousand and late
I got that boom, boom, boom
That future boom, boom, boom
Let me get it now

literally any line from CLPPNG

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>>73353648
holy fuck, this

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you and me
we're in this together now
none of them can stop us now
we will make it through somehow
you and me
even after everything
you're the queen and I'm the king
nothing else means anything

>>73352827
Kek
Does he really say this

anything by lil peep makes me cringe hard

>>73353635
That's not too bad anon

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>No one knows what it's like
>To be the bad man
>To be the sad man
>Behind blue eyes