/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

>>73350754
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.

>pitchfork
>patrician
Pick one

>>73350770
I'll pick both thank you very much

Who else has been bumping this a ton lately?
https://youtu.be/vtE3_voC3qU

>>73350819
just your faggot ass

I'll be away for the summer so someone else will have to make these threads.

>>73350830
not me btw. i'm the real p4k shill and will be here every night.

reminder that lil yachty > sufjan according to p4k

>>73350900
not me btw. i'm the real p4k shill and will unfortunately not be here for the summer. sorry guys.

p4k

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.

>>73350830
>>73350900
Neither are me. I will continue posting these threads.

>>73350974
That's just blatantly false

>>73350975
not me btw but I will not be making these threads until the end of August

>>73350975
>>73351001
not me btw but I will not be making these threads every night but I will make them on the weekend.

>>73350995
prove me wrong, n-lover

I'm going to make a new p4k editors face collage. It needs to be updated.

>>73351039
how bout make a graph for bnm, bnt, aoty and soty showing how white men have gone extinct.

>>73351020
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22970-a-crow-looked-at-me/

>>73351080
world's biggest pity bnm. muh dead wife. incredibyl boring.

I'll leave Chris Kaskie out of it because he's leaving

>>73351069
kek, I'll think about this.

>>73351020
gas

one year ago today:
>op by good content guy
>100+ replies
>chat up
>share thread
>frens
>beachhousememe
>real p4k shill nightly rundown
>black ppl are the best ppl

today
>faggotry inc.
>pls kill me

the pitchfork comedian needs to return

Daily reminder that +@ was robbed

>average p4k score for hip-hop: 8.2
>average p4k score for pop: 7.5
>average p4k score for electronic:7.1
>average p4k score for rock: 5.9

what did p4k mean by this?

>>73351307
I'm going to need a source on this

>>73351343
literally went to albumoftheyear.com, sorted p4k reviews, wrote down scores on paper, got averages on calculator.

>>73351307
hip hop is getting better, rock is getting worse
it makes sense

>>73351398
are you under 29 and do you like the nba?

>>73351428
yes and no

>>73351398
it's a meme that hip hop can get better or worse. it's pop music and is created by formulas. designed to sound the same.

>>73351376
That domain is for sale right now so doubt it

>>73351474
Considering it sounds completely different than it did 10 or 20 years ago, I'm gonna go with "no"

>>73351482
albumoftheyear.org

i'll start a partreon and if you guys add money to i'll post this thread every night while p4k shill is on summer vagay.

no reviews tonight bc july 4th

>>73351550
What?

KATY PERRY BTFO

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Katy Perry 4.8 by Jillian Mapes
Amber Coffman 7.8 by Sasha Geffen
TOPS 7.4 by Kevin Lozano
Joni Void 7.7 by Stuart Berman

no mention of amber coffman's false rape allegations. shitty that they can just toss around something like, totally ruin a man's life and just move on.

though i will say it's mean of p4k to say amber coffman has a "hideous face" in her 20's/30's. p4k's words, not mine.

>>73351627
>Her sunny and anxious pop songs tackle love, loss, and the hideous farce that is navigating through your late 20s and early 30s.
damn...
ice cold.

>>73351627
>farce

I need it to line up so I'm going to put Chris Kaskie in it

>>73351760

>>73351766
>tfw i made that collage

>>73351607
daily reminder jillian mapes twitter handle is jumbomapes.

Rip Katy Perry

>>73351534
Don't worry, I'll post it myself

>>73351880
https://www.patreon.com/rapememeguy

>>73351845
I made the collage, you fucking impostor.