>You were ky jelly, I was vaseline What did he mean by this?

Wrong album, anon.

Also, the line (along with the other comparison lines) is just showing the superficiality of him in comparison to her. Whereas K-Y Jelly is made to be a sexual lubricant, Vaseline is not and is thus a more superficial option.

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>>73348619
I didn't want to download a picture and already had this on my computer
>>73348665
Thanks friendo, I had assumed that was it. This thread is actually an epic shitpost that's bound to get me hundreds of (You)s and earn me my place in /mu/ history

>>73348826
It's okay. I'll take a Leonard post over anything in the catalog right now.

til al pacino put out a ablum

>>73348588

>"I know it was you, Fredo. I know it was you. And you broke my heart. You broke my heart."

>>73350735
>"Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever"

Never been a huge fan of New Skin for the Old Ceremony. Usually his sex stuff is hidden behind a few layers of metaphor or self-deprecation but he's just sort of gross on that one

>>73350735
>I can't carry the ring, Mr. Fredo, but I can carry you

>>73351600
it's not that bad lol

>>73350013
good one

>>73348826
oh in that case he means you should K-Y(s)

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>>73353622

>>73351717
kek

>>73351600
Yeah, I much prefer the subtleties of "Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On"

AND THERE AIN'T NO GRAPES UPON YOUR VINE

>>73348588

KY Jelly dries out fast, Vaseline is thicker and more durable but it's a pain in the ass to clean.

>>73355346
So Leonard is thick and sticky? I don geddit

>>73348588
what adam sandler movie is this?

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>>73355910
This gem right here.
Best things he's been in, by far.

>>73355910
Hilariously original joke

>>73348588
I can't decide if he looks more like Al Pacino or Dustin Hoffman

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>>73358703
he look like dis now jjajajajajajaajajajajajajjjjjajajajajaajaaa

>>73354645
at least that one is purely comical

>>73358703
Adam Sandler

>>73359523
Ummm sorry sweetie I'm pretty sure that song is no laughing matter. Do you even know what it's about?
lol

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...is he gonna be okay?

>>73348588
He looks like Micheal Corleone

>>73359060
>>73360618
not funny

>>73348588
They were both existing only to serve the assholes of the world.