>song is over 3 minutes long

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>song isnt verse-chorus-verse

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>Dong is under 12 minutes long

>>73329141
What is it about the plebeian brain that cant handle a song over 3 minutes? My brother got visibly upset when I played him a six minute track without telling him

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>album has more than one song

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>song doesn't have lyrics

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>Artist has good music
>All of their songs are more than six minutes long so you can't put them comfortably into any playlists

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>song has only one solo

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>song is 10 minutes but split into 1 minute "chapters" "parts" "movements" or whatever

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>Song is 4:20 long.

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>Find new band that has a really good song
>Listen to all of their albums to see if they have any songs that are just as good
>They don't

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>actual song less than 3 minutes but there's 6 minutes of jamming/instrumentals following it

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>Song is just the right length
>Lyrics are just the same phrase said over and over again

>>73329309

>Be band
>Have the golden age
>come down from our golden age
>publish albums still
>people wonder why they are not as good
>Oh sweet lord Jesus is a fire
>have another pick of crescendo
>release good album
>people still likes creep
>hate my old tunes
>play them every show
>pull the knife in
>Ain't nobody has time for this
>pick up the easy meet with my eyes close
>Roger the Rabbit is not bothered
>Harvest for tomorrow's crops
>pray for rain
>niggas we're in the endless train.

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>song is over 25 minutes long

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>song is shorter than 45 minutes

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>Song lyrics get deep
>Cut to instrumental of cheery trumpets defeating the purpose

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>title track is 32:14 minutes long

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>Song does not impress the spirituality of America, and the innocence of youth

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>all of an artist's songs are under two minutes long
>they all end abruptly and sound exactly the same

>>73329654
hi gira

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>song is over (1 + √5) / 2 seconds long

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>boiler room set is under an hour and a half long

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>song has a bridge

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>Artist decides to have one song play into another, but keeps them as separate songs
>Songs need to accompany each other in order to sound proper
>Have to listen to both songs in a row every time or just never listen to them

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>music has characteristics

>>73329740
example?

>>73329765
The King of Carrot Flowers.

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>>73329740
>Artist decides to have multiple songs play into others
>Puts all the songs on different albums and never tells anyone about it

>>73329765
Any of Tool's albums are meant to be listened to in one sitting. It's one of the primest examples I could think of.

It's why Tool doesn't put their songs on Pandora or Spotify.

>>73329815
>using the radio on spotify

>>73329141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxufHM0Fc24
>song under 15 minutes long

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>Can't stand songs in the top 40 because they're shilled out from pandering record labels
>Catchiest songs are put in ads and commercials so you constantly have to listen to popular trash instead of obscure trash

>>73329141
>OP is 7 years old

>>73329740
Please tell me an example of the second one, (two different songs that have to be played at the same time to sound good) It sounds really interesting.

>song is considered music

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>>73329290

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>ear infection

>every song in the album has another title
>the other titles are way better

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>>73330561

>>73329206
>Dong

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>>73329141
>album begins with spoken word and a jump scare

>>73331330
is that 2pac?

>>73329654
I SEE IT ALL

>>73329813
Name me one (1) time that this has happened.

>>73331330
THE OCEAN FLOOR IS HIDDEN FROM YOUR VIEWING LENS

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>music exists

>>73329765
there's tons

any colour you like into brain damage is a super annoying one

>>73331289

>Not having a 12 minute dong

lol perma virgin.

>>73329765
Yes - Long Distance Runaround/The Fish
Streetlight Manifesto - Moment of Silence/Moment of Violence

>>73332395
Why is the beginning part significantly quieter it doesn't need to be holy shit

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>>73329141
All songs on album are less than 2:50.

>>73332593
Nah. Brain Damage and Eclipse, on the other hand...
>>73333028
Same

>>73333064
honestly those three songs are just a trilogy of awfulness played on their own

>>73333127
four actually, i forgot about the transition from us and them

you know what this entire album is pretty much just a bunch of songs that can't be listened to on their own

>>73333150
At least you can split it in two i guess

>>73329141
>>73329187
>>73329206
>>73329254
>>73329255
>>73329276
>>73329285
>>73329287
>>73329290
>>73329309
>>73329315
>>73329315
>>73329341
>>73329350
>>73329398
>>73329629
>>73329654
>>73329657
>>73329671
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>>73329684
>>73329715
>>73329740
>>73329746
>>73329813
>>73329858
>>73330668
>>73331330
>>73332437
>>73333028
name 1 (one) (yī) (uno) (eins) (ett) (en) (un) (um) (unus) (odin) (jeden) (eîs) (yksi) (bat) (ekab) (moja) (wahed) song that does this

>>73333213
yeah but why bother

if you played dsotm on shuffle for a genuine ocd sufferer they might spontaneously combust

>>73333258
stairway to heaven>>73329715

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>>73333258

Parting the sea between brightness and me has no songs over 2:50. >>73333028

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> the album name is a track title
> The track title is on the lyrics
> It's the chorus

>>73330668
Hail to the thief

>>73333331
>>73333333

>>73333008
To fuck you up when you turn it louder

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>>73333380
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>73333496
can't win them all

>>73333258
>being this new

>>73329765
progressive rock

>>73331330
KUNG FU KENNY

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>the best song in the album is only 30 seconds long

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>>73329290
>song has sound effects coming out of one speaker

>>73329141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GD5oUESmZk
3:23

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>song is definition of a band's original and interesting sound but could be a better song in itself

>>73330483
missing the point

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>each song is bookended by a skit of the artists on a gameshow

>>73333028
In other words, Madvillainy ain't exactly for you

>>73337474
Plug one do you have the answer?

>>73337474
What album does this?

>>73333348
THIS IS THE AGE OF ADZ
ETERNAL LIVING

>>73335642
>Best song on the album is considerably shorter than the other songs on the album.
>This song is always more emotional and hard hitting
>Fans always ignore this song and the artist will never play it live.

Every-fucking-time man

>>73337684
3 Feet High and Rising

>>73337674
my favourite drama movie is blood sucking freaks just like yo mama

>>73333258
>(yksi)
binland mentioned :D:D

>>73329765
Judas Priest Dreamer Deceiver/Deceiver

>>73329206
this is funnier than it was supposed to be

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>the song's prominent feature are the vocals

>>73329206
>Dong
kek'd

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>album has more than 10 songs

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>album is 3 hours long

>>73329765
De-loused

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>album is more than 50 minutes long

>>73339983
69 love songs

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>opening track name is also the name of the album, which is also the name of the artist

>>73329765
How the fuck are you posting on a music board if you don't know at least one example of this? This is one of the most common things like, ever.

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>constantly screaming "well, I want to be" but we never know what they want to be

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>the song is 16 songs at once

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>>73329276
>he can't listen to anything above 4 minutes
Pleb

>>73331330
SHE WANT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW

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>song is over 40 seconds lon

>>73330567
>Læffy
Nice

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>>73337657
>the length of a song can be represented by real numbers

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>title track isn't on the album

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>last song on the album ends with 2 minutes of silence

>>73329629
Ben Folds Five?

>>73337965
Fug :--D

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>good song
>has a 1 min long skit at the beginning
>could have easily been separate tracks

>>73342755
>album ends with 40 minutes of silence

>Not a single

>singer just makes cat noises for an entire song

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>>73342999
please tell me theres a song that does this

>>73329206
dongs of sevotion - smog

>>73331330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcLwQ0uXYUA

>>73342410
Screamadelica

>song is 5 seconds long

>>73329309
Neon Indian

>>73329141
>all of a band's songs sound the same

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>>73339983

>Album is 5.7 years long

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>>73329141
>10 minute song where every second is a different song

>>73344628
typical Anal Cunt fan

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>>73333348
>there's a reprise to the title track
>same chorus

>>73344628
>song is 5 seconds long but you can't delete it because it bridges the preceding song to the next song

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>>73329765
frances le fucking mute, Cassandra gemini is butchered and served as 8 songs or some shit.
And everytime one of those passages is done, my mp3 player needs a sec to change songs, leaving me with an akward pause.
Was so frustrated of this i edited them together

>>73329141
>Not doing anything else while listening to music