/metal/

>>73326590
Imagine Stormbringer with less funk and more big boy riffs

>>73326568
Speed metal? Yeah baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-5bia7AA-Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J28mqkvzaKU

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Remember only posuers hate Glam

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>>73326568
>Speed metal? You mean bland, soulless wankery for basement dwellers? That's for fedoralords, I only listen to patrician metal such as Boris, Electric Wizard, Isis and Sunn O))). You know, good music for people who are real music fans

You have 30 seconds to post a more nu-male band than Nadja

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>>73326662
True!

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Reply to this post only with true black metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJZJAeNK9U

>>73326735
True black metal is from the 80s!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDI2jfNiOOM

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>>73326735

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What's up with the glam posting. Feels like the nu males are trying to find a way to get into '80s metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzLVP7w-t8w

>>73326735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XNByX5nuHI
>>73326764
>poser pop metal

>>73326794
but nu-males hate cock rock machismo

>>73326758
>posts butt-thrash

>>73326824
t. neu mannlich

>>73326794
nu-males hate glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkl2hiTHUrc

>>73326764
This image doesn't have any sound. Try again maybe.

Daily reminder: the golden age of true metal was from 1979 until 1991
>>73326824
t. 90s extremecuck nu-male

>>73326568
to the anon who said that all those elements don't make for a black metal song or album:

that's autistic. I am talking specifically for that time period, before anything. Like it or not, Mercyful fate were the first to experiment with disharmony (falsetto vocals, complex and out of scale riffs) in heavy metal before anyone else.

>>73326823
Yes but they do love dressing up like girls.

>>73326869
But Destruction is extreme metal

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>http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/heavy-metal-founder-tony-iommi-dead-at-age-69

holy fucking shit lads

F

>>73326896
fake and gay

>>73326568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weh1q_rUl5I


>tfw beyond any shadow of a doubt, forever in history, Van Halen influenced heavy metal in all ways and people rarely think about it because they TAKE IT FOR GRANTED...as they should

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Is Bon Jovi /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omLgJe9cnCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6Y4xSa0HY

>>73326582
I'm not the same guy, but I though i'd chime in.
Can't you admit that the riffs in Satan's Fall from 1:15 to about 2:30 and the ending riffs are at least reminicent of Black Metal? Especially since it's from '82/'83? The same can be said aboit some other songs on the album like Black Funeral. Not truly Black Metal by most standards but influential enough and "evil sounding" enough to be considered 1st wave. Especially considering the lyrics.

>>73326880
Pretty sure Saxon, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden were doing that before MF was. Not that I don't like MF but if anything Sodom and Motorhead influenced the eventual 2nd wave sound more than MF did. MF just showed people stuff sounds spooky when you augmented your 7th chords.

Best speed metal song of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6z-nxAYhGw

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>>73326794
Nu-males prefer metal-core and extreme genres since they think it can gain them instant credibility in metal.

Glam is true patrician metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85BVnQMiFFw

>>73326958
thanks!

>>73326962

it's not a matter of taste, I am not judging about preferences as I am not naive enough to think that they can be discussed. I didn't ask anyone to like it, I am just stating what is.

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Thanks based America!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcBKVKQizg

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>>73326735

Kraanium/Analepsy split is out July 1st, HYPE.

Why is brutal tech death so much better than any other death metal?

>>73327037
that shit sucks

I am all for glam, but post the actual heavy metal

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BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>73327019
That doesn't change the fact MF wasn't the first to do it. They did popularize falsetto style vocals imo but it only really happened because KD couldn't match the range of other vocalists in other bands and just stopped caring when he realized people knew him better for the falsetto tryharding anyway.

>>73327078
>BTDM better than Trad Slam
>BTDM better than OSDM

No.

>>73326976
Atomic Punk is edgier

I had dropped the first VH because compared to what I was listening at the time it sounded very tame, except for Running with the devil and Eruption.

lmao, it's so bad, it's good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj5F8oD0VWg

>>73327093
just look at what you 're saying!

>>73326962
>MF just showed people stuff sounds spooky when you augmented your 7th chords.
>>73327093
>it only really happened because KD couldn't match the range of other vocalists in other bands and just stopped caring when he realized people knew him better for the falsetto tryharding anyway.

that doesn't remind you of anything at all??? AT ALL???

>>73327019
I can't believe you're still arguing about this. Mercyful Fate is not First-Wave Black Metal. It's not Proto-Black Metal. That's all there is to it, man. Some non-black metal interludes in a single song off Melissa just can't cut it.

I'm pretty sure the youtube channel Wolfgang Von Poserkila is actually stealing songs from /metal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggg11xjQq0I

>>73326976
this one's faster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iutgz7-Bx5o

>>73327165
that dude is legitimately the best metal bro. It could very possibly be the first guy I subscribed too.

>>73327109
>Unironically putting slam over anything
Good meme

>>73327165
he probably posts here

>>73327093
Falsetto-style vocals have nothing to do with Black Metal though. 2nd-wave BM is about doing the opposite of Death Metal vocals, not some evolved form of King Diamond's voice.

>>73327137
Okay fair enough but I still think Sodom and Motorhead influenced the overall sound and drive of 2nd wave more.

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>>73327156

AOR+Metal is the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62GNQ1h-W14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oZsujAlCc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJeLByGsOGo

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I listened to the first two songs and I called it quits. Can't do the vocals, and it's not that interesting either

hey who posted Witch Cross in the last thread? Listening to it right now, first track sounds awesome.
Do you ever have a feeling that a record you 're about to listen to is going to be banging and you 're proven right?

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>>73327219
GRAND PRIX

>>73327193
Slam is King and you are a nu-male if you disagree. Trad Slam is much better than tech-anything.

>>73327109
>Trad Slam
Do you mean like Devourment? Are new Slam bands qualified to have another modifier, clarifying a different nuance in sound?

>>73327215
>no argument
>call it bait
old as the hills, but I'm older

>>73327197
2nd wave BM is about doing EVERYTHING the opposite of Swedish OSDM because edgy BM teens were mad they couldn't play DM riffs first try with no hard work. I was just saying that out of all the dumb claims he made the only thing that was true was that MF and KD popularized falsetto vocals over just having fantastic head voice range.

>>73327274
If only Darkthrone didn't sellout after Soulside and kept playing DM

>>73326896
hell be fine.

>>73327198
ah, see? We should have clarified it is not about influence, but as a phenomenon.

>>73327274
so now you 're back calling my claims dumb?

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What is Judas' best record?

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>>73326735
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JgbKU7-iVHI

>>73327250
I guess it's just another way of saying "OG Slam," so yeah, bands like Devourment, Kraanium, Lust of Decay, Old-school suffocation, begging for incest, ECT.
Basically full blown slams without the random arpeggio sweeps and other tech wankery or Deathcore influence that plague bands like Ingested, Cytotoxin, Arcanius

>>73327317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkt-aCNjPPY

>>73327317
The one where they go back to shitpost about anti-Semitism in their moms basement just like you

'member when Di'Anno was an AOR god?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-7SuYzZAZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPBe6iQ81qI
reposting because you guys are fags
>IT'S A WORLD WAAAAAR
>IN NINETEEN-NINETY FOUUUUR

>>73327354
>anti-Semitism
t. nu-male

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>>73327354
t.

>>73327354
#btfo

I 'm digging the Witch Cross sound

>>73326735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I55xCYKTfGI&t=331s

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>lost weight
>all metal shirts are baggy as fuck and don't fit me
>ordered a few sized medium shirts today

>>73327354
>anti-Semitism
oh boy! another nu-male over here!

>>73327320
Oh, okay. Yeah, Slam is already bad enough without putting a "core" suffix onto it.
I guess Brutal Death Metal is more my thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvH8UvmLuJs

>>73327399
>getting cut
>not getting swole
faggot

>>73327399
>my metal shirts still fit me since junior high

>>73327372
reminds me of USPM

>>73327433
why doesn't everybody just STFU with their acronyms?

>>73327453
GTFO

>>73327453
epic

>>73327198
>Motorhead influenced the overall sound and drive of 2nd wave more.
I don't know know how popular of an opinion this is but imma throw it out anyway. You could make a case for Motörhead being the band that created extreme metal. All the earliest bands in extreme metal genres can be traced back to Lemmy
>Motörhead tries to be the dirtiest and heaviest shit around
>Makes Speed Metal
>Venom hears Motörhead and wants to be dirtier and heavier
>Makes 1st wave Black
>Bathory hears Venom and wants to be heavier and dirtier
>Fleshes out the sound and ads atmosphere
>The Norwegians hears Bathory and wants to be more ectreme/more atmo/worship and so on
>Makes second wane/"trve" Black Metal

The same with Thrash and Death
>Motörhead
>Metallica/Slayer want to be heavier
>Thrash
>Possessed/Death wanna be heavier
>Death Metal

I.E: No Motörhead, no extreme metal = Motörhead indirectly created extreme metal.

>>73327414
That's dumb. You should change that. What bothers you about Slam so much?
https://youtu.be/ImRHWgqjAHA

Blood Boil is great tho.

>>73327473
it's basically the "consensus"

>>73327473
>Motörhead indirectly created extreme metal.
wtf i hate nü-malehead now

>>73327374
>>73327376
>>73327403
Found the sad frogposting autismos lmao

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>>73327491
shitting on motorhead
even a glammy like myself wouldn't do that

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>/mu/ is still okay
I don't think we're edgy enough lads

>>73327521
>we

>>73327473
Nah that's pretty much the way it went but NWOBHM had a ton to do with it too.

>>73327521
Post more "t. Ny herre" bois

>>73327515
Found the redditor

>>73327515
t. нoвый мyжcкoй

>>73327479
I just feel like everything's too predictable. I would have been fine if Devourment had been the only band of it's kind, nothing about any of the other bands excite me. Even before they started making music again and Slam became an actual thing, I thought of it mostly as a joke. Deathpolka with Rhythmic Burping just isn't my thing.

>>73327521
/mu/ ≠ /metal/

>>73327433
post more US power metal or classic true/epic, but please refrain from acronyms

>>73327574
>Deathpolka with Rhythmic Burping

lel

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>>73327372
Icon is top-tier power/glam

>>73326692
I really wanna wipe that shit-eating grin off of his face.

>>73327574
Your loss man, absolutely nothing like moshing to Epicardectomy or Cephalotripsy live. But I feel what you mean. Every time I hear a sample in a Slam song that's another corny cut from a serial killer interview I can't help but be disappointed.

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>tfw this thread and much of the last thread has been more discussion than "elam-un .t" posting
Good job lads

>>73327657
>t. Nuest Male

>>73327515
Upvoted! xD

>>73327520
>even a glammy like myself wouldn't do that
It isn't as though a glamtranny has any room to shit on anyone.

>>73327704
t. jealous of other people who aren't virgins

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>that acoustic part on Tragedies Blows at Horizon

>>73327549
>>73327563
>>73327680
You nerds do know your uniforms are too tight on you and that when you Heil your tendie guts hang out of the bottom of your struggling and stretched shirts?

>>73327656
Yeah, and Brutal Death Metal & Deathgrind wore that trope out already. Hell, Mortician wore it out all on their own.

>>73327736
Pig Destroyer did it tastefully IMO.

>>73327711
I don't think taking a butt-pounding counts as losing your virginity if you're a male, mate.

>>73327732
That sentence is a fucking mess.

>>73327736
There are some bands that do samples right.
https://youtu.be/zSGwQ9l0KTQ

>>73327791
Just like your life! ;^]

>>73327791
not as messy as ur mom's koochy when I shit in it

>>73326692
>speed metal
>wankery
at least make it plausible

>>73327732
Did you just come here from reddit after hearing about le tendies and le nazi frog?

>>73327776
why are you so enemical at glam? Did your mother serve as a tour groupie, coincidentally the year you were conceived? And the fact that you are ugly pointing out that she didn't even sleep with the musicians but the roadies instead?

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>>73326735

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Which one do I listen to next, /meal/?

>>73327794
>dat song title

wa...wut

>>73327860
Twisted Sister-Club Days

>>73327215
It's new wave, man. Dark? Sure. Influential to black metal? Eh, I suppose. But musically it's not black metal at all. Even Slayer's debut is more black metal (but then again that album is pure Venom worship)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP1QzucFRh8
Check this shit out, my dudes

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>>73327354
holy moley

>>73327841
I was here a long time before you melodramatic frogposting kiddies were. I had to move all my activity to slower imageboards the minute you twats found /b/ and when this site finally dies I'll probably have to move again. /Metal/ and /out/ are almost there.

>>73327890
not enough one flew over the cuckoo nest references

>>73327844
>shitskin tries too hard on an insult and ends up implying I hate roadies instead of glam
wew

>>73327865
>Not knowing a TPB quote when you see it.

You don't belong here, frig off.

>>73327829
>>73327833
XD

>>73327979
who's TPB?

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>>73327995
I said, frig off.

>>73326896
Son of a bitch

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Is he... dare i say... /ourguy/?

>>73327274
>edgy BM teens were mad they couldn't play DM riffs first try with no hard work
https://youtu.be/L0ZCAarIVSI?t=30s
so much harder to play than
https://youtu.be/OkFNgikfTIQ?t=2m43s
https://youtu.be/OIj2jY0RtkI?t=1s
???

>>73327941
regardless, you talk like a complete idiot

>>73327230
You missed the best song on the album then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o971oqL38a0

>>73327941
>im totally an oldfag xD i can prove it heres a old meme i TOTALY didn lok up on no ur mem

>>73328046
Do you even know how to play guitar? That Dismember song is loads harder to play than both of the 2nd wave songs. The only thing 2nd wave has over OSDM is maaaaaaybe drumming (in Cherry picked examples) and maaaaybe vocals.

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>>73328046
>implying 2spooky4u tremolo picking is as easy as flutter picking

>>73327860
Purtenance, and discard the others

>>73328104
>>73328108
I guess both styles are too easy to play for me :/

>>73328088
>You talk like a complete idiot
>You talk like
>You talk
>Talk

Okay, go Reeeee somewhere else, I'm sure /r9k/ is used to hearing your rants about getting turned down despite being """""""nice,""""""" and """"""""""""""attractive,""""""”""""""

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>>73328138
no words

>>73328137
You can't seriously think DM riffing is easier to play at 180bpm than tremelo power chord alterations at 130 BPM. Either you are bullshitting or your intonation sounds like shit because you fat finger riffing like you're playing a chord.

>>73328138
This is absolutely next level shilling

>>73328108
>flutter picking
That's just what faggots call tremolo picking

>>73328046
How can anyone listen to these three tracks and NOT realize that Dismember BTFO of Norgeshit?

>>73328225
How can anyone listen to glam?

>>73328215
>T. Mediocre guitarist

Reminder:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w9onMTrJh3o

>>73328239
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>>73328255
They sound the same to you because you are counting them wrong. I know pentatonic scales are what you're working on right now like a big boi but maybe you should go back to clapping exercises.

>>73328291
Look at all this straw

>>73328138
next level autism

>>73328231
How can she slap!?!

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the great debate

>>73328352
dude, seriously, put the Witch Cross album on

>>73327230
Thank you! Never understood why /metal/ circlejerks this band

Both genres, death and black are shit, end of discussion

>>73328352
>Not Norweigan Black vs Swedish Death
>Not Norweigan Black vs Greek Black
>Not Norweigan Black vs SA Thrash/Death

Bay-area death isn't that good aside from Morbid Angel.

>>73328406
>tfw a pal has a gig on Saturday and I 've got brand new pipe jeans, but I don't dig death that much

I will go. Only poseurs care about posing.

>>73328312
You blow and you know it buddy. You do need a metronome and yes you do need to practice with it.

>>73328391
WHOAAAAA WITCH CROSS HAS A SINGLE THAT I HAVENT HEARD

>>73328429
Posers are the kinds of people that "love metal," but don't support their local bands or go to local shows. Good on you.

>>73328412
Swedish death is so overrated.

>>73328498
t. ny manlig

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now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree this is the best album of 2015

>>73328498
Not really. Better than US OSDM.

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This is going to be so goddamn good. Wonder if they managed to track Martin's vocals on Kranniums side before he an hero'd.

>>73328543
t. nowy meski

>>73328543
>aoty being bm
go away

>>73328573
is this $lam$?

>>73328598
>Kraanium and Analepsy
>Is this slam?

Are you for real.
Yes you fucking ham it is. This shit is gonna be the SLAMZ of the year until Abominable Putridity finally release their new album, if they ever do.

>>73328532
>>73328544
t. shit taste eurocucks

>>73328498
t. only listened to Gothenburgshit

>>73328651
Carnage and early At the Gates are the only good swedish deaf metal bands

>>73328645
>Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, Mortician and Morbid Angel
>Better than Entombed, Dismember, Carnage and Epitaph

Wrong buddy boi

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>the Muslim and South American generals in /int/ are the most meal friendly

>>73328678
>Gorement
>God Macabre
>Afflicted
>Carbonized
>motherfucking MORBID
>Edge of Sanity
>Runemagick
sounds like you don't even into metal

>>73328634
>Abominable Putridity finally release their new album
Man, you made me think it was a thing.

>>73328431
>this is what the extremecuck believes
Sure man, if that'll make you feel all justified and comft, then yeah, I sure do suuuuuuuuck at playing the easiest genres of music in existence

>>73328725
They teased an early mix of a new single back in January but I haven't seen anything about it since.

>>73328690
>Entombed, Dismember, Carnage and Epitaph
>Better than Morbid Angel, Deicide, Death, Atheist and Obituary
How pleb can you get

>>73328733
>I'm good at guitar
>Lol I don't need a metronome

Said every half-assed guitar playing teenager ever. You need a metronome for playing anything, not just extreme metal. Hell, the slowest shit is what you need it MOST for. Sorry dude you need to put in the work before you can brag.

>>73328769
>I'll put words in your mouth in very much the same way I put dicks in mine, because that's how this shit works, isn't that right, daddy

Is Wormed slam or caverncore and what is caverncore

>>73328752
>Deicide
lmao
>Death
Classic but not nearly brutal enough.
>Atheist
Muh wank
>Obituary
Muh Redneck beer metal.

Oh also, Tiamat, Eucharist, (arguably some of) Necrophobic, Grotesque, Therion, At the Gates and Megaslaughter are still better than anything that came out of the US until the 2000's.

>>73328769
>I learned smoke on the water and Iron Man without a metronome, so why can't I learn everything without it?

Keep practicing those triads my man ;^]

>>73328836
do you actually think those are real arguments? legion is better than any eurocuck deaf metal outside of the red in the sky is ours

>>73328912
Do you actually think that's a real argument? It's just a shitty opinion that's borne out of poor taste.

>>73328864
I think you're replying to the wrong post

>>73328942
I think you're a fucking loser

>>73328912
Do you actually think you had any real arguments to respond to? It's pretty obvious we just have different taste in DM tone.
Although I'm still lmao'ing at Deicide.

>>73328956
damn...

>>73328956
You're not me, Mr Mediocre guitar player.

>>73328972
I know I'm not you, Mr Mediocre guitar player.

>>73328956
I'm genuinely surprised that sentence contained a tangible thought.

>>73328986
...Really? It's pretty straightforward.

>>73328961
>Do you actually think you had any real arguments to respond to?
No.
>Although I'm still lmao'ing at Deicide.
t. nu-male

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All this shitposting about Swe vs US DM when really the true kings of Death Metal are English.

>>73321896
well, /meal/?

>>73329026
Well yeah, but that wasn't part of the argument.

>>73326692
People always joke about his beard, but his hair is 50 times worse.

>>73329034
I already called some people nu-males in that thread a while ago.

>>73329048
At least that hair can be fixed. The only way to fix that beard is to shave it off.

>>73329025
In the actual words of Glen Benton, "Fucking blow me,"

>>73329065
t. nu-male

>>73329045
But it's ending the argument right now.

>>73329088
It can't end it if it wasn't part of it on the first place. "Norwegian MB is better" doesn't end an argument that goes "What's better, finnish or swedish BM?"

>>73329102
Do you see anyone arguing about it anymore. Bolt Thrower is king, end of story.

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>>73329123
FINE

Incantation is the best death metal band of all time.

>>73329140
THE SHREDS
OF SANITYYYYYYYY

>>73329160
I'd be in complete agreement with you if you weren't wrong

>>73329140
Fantastic album. I've been trying to get my hands on an old all-over print t-shirt of that.

>>73329160
t. nu

>>73329155
see
>>73327939

>>73329155
t. nu-male

>>73329186
Incantation crushes weakling nu-males like you.

>>73329155
Is this the start of an ebin new pasta?
>>73329160
That's not Bolt Thrower

>>73329219
Incantation is literally hipster dm now

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>>73329219

>>73328039
Vinnie Moore is top-tier and top-shelf, but /mu/ could never.

>>73329233
If that's true then so is all OSDM.
>>73329232
>>73329256
t. nu-males

Hey nu-males did you know that Nekrofilth is actually really fun and really groovy and has some really vile and hilarious songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOYfvoBtYh8

>>73328724
>Gorement
Entombed worship
>God Macabre
Entombed worship
>Afflicted
Emo
>Carbonized
Entombed worship
>Morbid
lo-fi garbage
>Edge of Sanity
Boring, rewardless, pseudo-prog Entombed worship
>Runemagick
Cookie-cutter shit, forgotten about for a reason. Also very boring

>>73329291
>;_; n-no u

>>73329320
Leave the hall immediately

>>73329291
Death/Doom is hipster, yes. Incantation, The Chasm, Asphyx, Autopsy, hell even the older fans of MDB are hipsters. Throwing out Paramaecium because anyone who listens to that and talks about it is a hipster bar-none.

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>>73329320
How can one person be so wrong?

'CAUSE I 'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
YEAH I 'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY

Ok so Witch Cross is pretty cool

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>swedish death metal

>>73329362
God I hate Weezer

>>73329303
>you think your little daughters a virgin, but you know she loves to swallow my cum

I can get into this
>>73329352
Asphyx is actually really popular with a lot of old-school dudes right now.

WIMPS & POSEURS LEAVE THE HALL

>>73329367
wasn't it a cool album? You wouldn't expect it from the cover and the song titles, right?


>>73329385
It's Weetus you ignoramus

>>73329380
his favorite band is Sarcofago by the way

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>>73329407
wtf i hate sarcofago now

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>>73327089
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>73329427
more like sarcofaggot

>>73329388
Well Asphyx better be popular with old-school dudes because I can't honestly image who else would be. If someone's bag of tea is post-2010's metal, then I don't see how they could ever acclimate to Asphyx.

Those old-school dudes are just hipsters too. But old.


>>73329395
I think you mean Ween.

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>>73329427
>>73329441

agreed, that band is the worst

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>>73329431
Can we not please.

YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS
SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT IN THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

>>73329447
How can you be a hipster if you were around the first time it got popular and have been around long enough to see it come back? Isn't being a hipster being into old shit purely for the sake of being contrarian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AudAtUE2qMo
metal for this feel?

>>73329483
that's an external definition

the internal definition is that they like something before it was cool

>>73329487
North Carolina fags get off my general

>>73329487
Baroness- Purple Album

>>73329487
Poison, RATT, Bon Jovi, Warrant, the list can go on...

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>>73329155

>>73329496
But I hardly hear old-school dudes going off about that. It's usually just "yeah when I was younger a lot of people really liked this sound and now that it's around again it's funny to see how many people don't know bands already did this,"

like sure that sort of implies "Oh I'm cool because I saw the original fad," but I honestly think it's moreso just musing rather than bragging.

>>73329530
I jsut said what hipster is

>>73329487
american OSDM and sissy hypno videos

>>73329557
I "jsut," said why I think old-school dudes aren't really "hipsters," and moreso just old dudes, snorkel dick. Hipsters are kids who want to be old dudes for some reason.

>>73329530
It's definitely bragging. I'm 31 and I'm already bragging about stuff that's old to me. Granted I was alive when Asphyx started their career, but I didn't stop listening to shit like Newsboys and Michael W. Smith until I was like 13. So I think of it as before my time.

>>73329602
ye but I don't care what you said, fucking bastard child. I jsut said what a hipster is because you asked.

>>73329623
Fair enough. I just don't really think it's fair to claim old dudes are trying to be cool when they were just involved with the scene during its golden age like a TON of people were.
>I'm 31
Why are you here still. The cuttoff age for 4chan is 26 easily.

>>73329652
27 here
fuck off, I've got nothing else better to do

>>73329652
>4chan
>cutoff age
nigger do you realise what kind of people you're dealing with here

>>73329652
I've been here since 2009, and 4chan has never had a cut-off imo. There is no other refuge for people like me.

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>always thought slam was just wiggers and autists
>finally listen to Devourment
>mfw embracing the slams

TRIED SO HARD
TO MAKE YOU SEE
BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE WORDS
NOW THE TEARS
THEY FALL LIKE RAIN
I 'M ALONE AGAIN WITHOUT YOU

>>73329320
fight me

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>>73329452
>tfw you genuinely really really like this album but it's one of those albums the vast majority of the metal community has decided is absolute shit
not a good feel

>>73329652
Also you're right, but they're still full of shit for acting that way about. In the end, they were modern music fans at the time, therefore they are fags. When Asphyx came out, they should have been rejecting it in favor of early 80's metal.

>>73329717
AND GOT SO FAR

>>73329719
why? if you like it, you like it. Fuck everyone

>>73329717
>power ballads

>>73329689
>I've got nothing better to do

and you've had nothing really good to do for the past 7 years it seems :^)

>>73329690
14 year olds like you that originally started shitting this place up with the faux racism that started the end of it all?

>>73329691
>been here since 2009
>didn't flock to better imageboards during the 2010-2012 period
You deserve what has happened to this place, you're obviously dumb enough to enjoy it.

>>73329719
I like Cold Lake.

>>73329734
I can't talk about it with anyone. You see, I enjoy sharing and discussing the albums I like.

>>73329751
>14 year olds like you that originally started shitting this place up with the faux racism that started the end of it all?
28 year old here; you seem really upset. Are you ok?
>>73329753
As far as glam goes, you can't really do better than that.

>>73329711
That's where it starts son. You'll be rocking grills and snapbacks in probably 6-8 months. Slam is dumb fun that isn't meant to be taken seriously, Devourment just pioneered the sound of it with what was at the time the heaviest DM on the face of the planet.
>>73329730
Fair enough. I still like the old-school dudes though, they at least can afford to buy a round of brews when its their turn to.

Excuse me, but what the hell is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKoQCOPDOTo

>>73329809
Guitar pro and a studio engineer

>>73329751
>You deserve what has happened to this place, you're obviously dumb enough to enjoy it.
I don't go to the boards I visited back then, except for here. I'm mostly in /vg/ for one or two particular games, and that's it. /metal/ has definitely changed, and for the worse, but that's a result of new music, not new rules/posting standards. 4chan is what you make of it.

>>73329751
>better imageboards
lmao

>>73329809
A game for the Microsoft Xbox console

>>73329809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-dP-uToMhI

>>73329809
prog death with a bit of bleeps from the sound of it
nu-male as fuck

>>73329792
>Devourment just pioneered the sound of it
Anon I...

>>73329755
relax, it's not like you 're hiding any illegal superpowers

>>73329743
I can imagine the one type of person who legitimately would like Dokken and I could understand it; it's the teenage girl from the midwest or bluegrass. She's growing up in a relatively normal albeit conservative leaning household and her father is strict. She wants to be a good girl who pleases her parents, but she's in her puberty and Don Dokken arouses her. So she's conflicted. She listens to the band (hey, she just likes a music band, ok?) and what does Henrietta do? SHE'S ROCKIN' WITH DOKKEN

>>73329891
I like Dokken's mid tempo & speed metal songs lol. I just don't like power ballads.

>>73329875
If you bring up Fermento or Repudilitation I will hit you. There's a reason most DM fans know the name Devourment but have never heard of the proto-slamz bands.
Internal Bleeding doesn't count either because they really didn't go full slam until after the sound had been around.
Suffocation doesn't count either because they were always going for the BDM sound with a few sections that would eventually morph into Slams via other bands going "Wow this shit sounds super heavy if you palm mute every single chord super short like that one Suffocation song,"

>>73329922
I disagree. This is such a generic lovesong but it rocks.

>>73329944
Donny boy's got a good voice no doubt.

>>73329924
Thank you for saying this. It's the same reason why Embodyment isn't considered an originator of Deathcore.

>>73329926
literally who

>>73330027
Exactly. Pioneering means you're known for it and made it a thing, not that you did it period.

Power metal is the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJV2mZE6KwE
Nu-males fear the power!

>>73330070
G A L N E Y R U S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZIm--AVkp4

>>73330060
It literally means you did it first, regardless of whether anyone noticed or not

>>73330070
>>73330094
fucking amateurs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWwNIpgyMOw

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>>73330108
You didn't do it first if no one knows you did it first.

Greatest power metal coming through!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7T_1TtTktqc

>>73330111
>>73330115
germanmind

>>73330159
That's not Lost Horizon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYdbLfLnIHk

>>73330135

that's not even good bait

>>73330140
This is literally the most retarded thing in this thread. Do you believe the world stop existing when you close your eyes, and that people disappear when they leave the room?

>>73330135
t. extremecuckie

>>73330181
Because it's not bait

>>73330172
DON'T FORGET YOU ARE METAL NOT SOME ASS KISSING WHORE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FcZAj1MPpeo

>>73330196
t. glamtranny

>>73330225
i'm a powered glammie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDB6A7DIMEQ

>>73330241
My condolences to your anus

>>73330187
That's not really relevant in the context of the music industry. A super solid and brutal demo is not much compared to the legacy of Devourment. A huge part of pushing or pioneering a certain sound into popularity is actually letting people know you sound that way and succeeding at getting it out there. It's the difference between you going "Devourment," and someone going "Yeah!" and you going "Pyrexia," and EVERYONE going "Huh?"
You aren't going to get credit if you don't even exist to your target audience until after the "giants," have already been established. Take DEATH from Detroit pretty much creating punk as an example of that, sure they did, but they aren't the pioneers because who the fuck knew about them.

liking traps is not gay
t. powerfag

>>73330259
>caring about the industry
You're confusing pioneering with being the most influential
>DEATH from Detroit pretty much creating punk
Ha!

>>73330200
It makes me really happy there's so much Lost Horizon love here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5lXZEawufc

That intro though.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Then the harmony on top
AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

Daniel Heiman is the greatest PM vocalist ever.

>you'll never be as gay as versailles
why even live??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1I3JLVs8YI

>>73330283
>It makes me really happy there's so much Lost Horizon love here.
Mmmm... i started to think that the majority of glamfags here are powerfags too...

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First tech death album

>>73330282
You're confusing pioneering with originating. Venom didn't pioneer Black Metal, but they did lay down a foundation for the pioneers.
It's the same thing with Proto-slam. Devourment really is the band that pushed the sound into the DM mainstream and the industry DOES matter because your music does not exist unless you have a proper way to get A LOT of people to hear it, especially the ones who actually have the influence to sell it.

>Ha!
See what I mean? The fact that they did doesn't mean shit to you because bands with better marketing were already on top by the time DEATH was finally getting listened to. Same goes for proto-slam.

>>73330300
holy shit this is the epitome of what i hate

>>73330342
>You're confusing pioneering with originating
No, I'm not.
>The fact that they did
Ha!

>>73330327
/metal/ has always creamed over PM and Lost Horizon in particular, the glamposting is what the PM shitposters turned to after people stopped responding to them. Want a response on 4chan? Act gay or black. Hence the glamposting coming out of nowhere, it's just gayer PM with heavy rock thrown in.

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>>73330328
wrong

Daily reminder: Power metal is just Post-Glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjV8SHjHvHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dl6CLWLMzk

>>73330370
..............

>>73326692
who is this guy
does he actually like meal or is he just used because of his image

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>>73330135
>fates warning
>jag panzer

the meme has gone too far

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>>73330328
not tech death
>>73330370
are you even trying my man

>>73330375
Actually, it's technical NWOBHM

>>73330393
>not tech death
except yes it is

>>73330394
It's not technical you twit.

>>73330363
You are m8. It doesn't mean shit if people haven't heard it. If you can't succeed in getting people to listen to it, you can't take credit for it because who the fuck cares if you did it "First," they had already heard something else. You're like the kind of person who would contest a copyright because you did something in your basement a few years and "claimed it," before someone did the same thing just via a published peer review that actually got attention.

>>73330409
it is by NWOBHM standards

>>73330394
>it's technical NWOBHM
which one? power or glam? because both have their origins on melodic NWOBHM bands

>>73330415
>It doesn't mean shit if people haven't heard it
You're sad.
>If you can't succeed in getting people to listen to it, you can't take credit for it because who the fuck cares if you did it "First,"
Super sad. Also we're discussing what it means to pioneer something, not to popularise it.

>>73327399
>clean up everything around apartment
>give away all of my band shirts/hoodies
>cold at home one day
>remember that the material in my devin townsend project hoodie was super comfortable even though it was a couple of sizes too big but it would be maximum comfy to lounge around in at home
>cant find it
>probably gave it away

god damn it
some homeless junkies are probably wearing all my shit right now

>>73330425
Power. Glam is buttNWOBHM

>>73330415
Those people are in the right, though. A few years isn't chump change in the grand scheme of metal evolution. If nobody was influenced by them, yeah they can't claim to have started the movement, but they invented the style.

Is Andi /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evrs_9tUmDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kUiPlHYytQ

>>73330417
Technical has a specific definition, attributed to specific manners of playing. I agree with the other anon, and say it's melodic nwobhm/"speed" metal. Iron Maiden isn't more "tech" than Motörhead

>>73330437
part of pioneering something IS popularizing it you mong, that's what I'm getting at. Originating something and Pioneering something isn't the exact same. You actually have to have momentum to change something on a large scale to pioneer it.

>you're sad
It IS sad that proto-slam bands didn't have the same amount of resources to truly pioneer slam, but creating something does not give you the credit for it, you have to let it be KNOWN you created it, which is exactly where other bands fall short of Devourment, except for Suffocation and Internal Bleeding although again, they aren't the true pioneers of slam for reasons mentioned above.
>>73330458
Inventing the style isn't the same as pioneering it, which is exactly what I've been arguing here. People aren't going to care or give you credit unless they've heard it and know it. I'm not saying bands like Repudilitation aren't slam, because they are. They and other bands from that time period are totally the originators but in no shape, way, or form, the pioneers. Even if they're right, it doesn't matter because people don't know they're right and will still credit the bands they DO know about.

>>73330508
We're arguing about whether the term is technically correct when the origin of the argument was that power was "post-glam". Could you tone your autism down and have some fun for once?

Also it's still technical NWOBHM

>>73330517
>part of pioneering something IS popularizing it
No.

The rest of your post is just you repeating yourself. Nice try, though.

>>73330523
Post-glam makes more sense than technical NWOBHM

>>73330554
Sure it does.

>>73330554
>post-glam
power metal predates glam

>>73330534
What, nu-male can't read posts longer than 140 characters?

You still haven't really explained why you feel like you don't have popularize something to pioneer it.
Would people give a fuck about Death (USDM band) if no one knew who the fuck Death was until after bands like Morbid Angel, Possessed or Entombed had been around for a long time, even if Deaths music was around beforehand and had influenced those other bands? Probably not. Would they get the rightful credit as the creators and pioneers of DM that they get currently if that were the case? I 100% believe the answer is no.

>>73330587
Not really. Glam came about in 1980, while Power would have to wait an extra 3-5 years depending on who you ask

>>73330587
i mean the current power metal, the european, the so called flower metal

>>73330587
Iron Maiden and Def Leppard started as nwobhm. One of these bands pioneered glam, and the other pioneered power metal. There's only one way this goes.

>>73330602
>lel numale xd
I see what kind of person I'm arguing with
>You still haven't really explained why you feel like you don't have popularize something to pioneer it.
Because words have definitions and the definition of pioneering does not involve popularising in any way
>Would people give a fuck[...]
Who gives a fuck?
>Would they get the rightful credit [...] I 100% believe the answer is no.
Thank fuck it doesn't matter at all what you believe.

>>73330620
>Iron Maiden pioneered power metal
>not Riot

>>73330620
So power metal and glam metal are actually brother-genres? i understand everything now