Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 22
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
>>73316080
dear fake p4k shill,
pls add this into the op:
-This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
god bless,
rape meme guy
>>73316237
I'm guessing you're CN4K shill
>>73316461
lol, take your assumptions elsewhere.
hype
>>73316534
Incoming Planetarium 8.5 BNM hype?
>>73316572
8.2 no bnm
>>73316080
Why aren't we hyping Fleet Foxes, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, or Avey Tare?
>>73316702
bc they all suck dick.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Phoenix 7.0 by Marc Hogan
Perera Elsewhere 7.6 by Briana Younger
Mark McGuire 7.7 by Sam Sodomsky
Cigarettes After Sex 7.4 by Cameron Cook
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Halsey 6.5 by Katherine St. Asaph
Beach Fossils 7.3 by Philip Cosores
Major Lazer 6.4 by Jonah Bromwich
Five Years of Loving Notes 7.6 by Andy Beta
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Royal Trux 7.3
Saint Etienne 7.6
Avre Henriksen 7.6
Robert Hood 6.9
What's everyone listening to?
What's everyone listening to?
>>73317008
you're effing life pass you buy
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Bleachers 6.1 by Sam Sodomsky
Kettenkarussell 8.0 by Philip Sherburne
Look Blue Go Purple 8.3 BNR by Quinn Moreland
Marika Hackman 7.5 by Laura Snapes
What's everyone listeníng to?
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Snoop Dogg 7.0
Dan Auerbach 6.7
Elysia Crampton 7.2
Ricardo Villalobos 7.3
no reviews tonight bc holiday
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Lindsey Buckingham / Christine McVie 6.2 by Sean T. Collins
Pixx 6.5 by Calum Marsh
Murlo 5.9 by Kevin Lozano
Norska 7.2 by Andy O'Connor
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Lindsey Buckingham / Christine McVie 6.2 by Sean T. Collins
Pixx 6.5 by Calum Marsh
Murlo 5.9 by Kevin Lozano
Norska 7.2 by Andy O'Connor
who here likes to eat pusy
who here likes to eat dick
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Lindsey Buckingham / Christine McVie 6.2 by Sean T. Collins
Pixx 6.5 by Calum Marsh
Murlo 5.9 by Kevín Lozano
Norska 7.2 by Andy O'Connor
christine mcvie should of never been let to write songs in fleetwood mac. good for back ups nothing more
I had enough of this crap from you autistic fucks. You should all calm down or else I'm deleting this thread. Don't you know how much fucking effort I put into this? Maybe you should all show a little respect for my work and appreciate what I do for this board. Cunts.
>>73317150
kys
2 years ago today:
>100+ reply thread
>op by good content guy
>frens and more frens
today
>this ironic meme shitposting
>fewer than 30 replies, all by same two assholes
fuck this faggot earth
>>73317150
go to hell
>>73317178
shut up
>>73317207
yes
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is daniel. i am 24 years old. i graduated from uicu in 2015. i studied brazilian symbiotics and comp lit. i am fluent in portuguese. i can play the trumpet. badly. i work at a call center. i am gay. i have never been in love. i am probably an alcoholic.
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is danielle. i am 29 years old. i graduated from asu in 2016. i studied peruvian snorkeling and comp lit. i am fluent in quechua. i can play the bassoon. badly. i work at a porn center. i am bi. i have been in love two times. i am probably a sex addict.
>>73317150
Why bother impersonating someone that chooses to go by "p4k shill" on a music board? What are you even trying to accomplish?
>>73317270
>>73317331
not me btw
>>73317336
suck my dick. i don't have to defend myself to you.
>>73317336
Why bother impersonating someone that chooses to go by "p4k shill" on a music board? What are you even trying to accomplish?
>>73317355
>>73317336
Why bother impersonating someone that chooses to go by "p4k shill" on a music board? What are you even trying to accomplish?
my name is really Daniel. i hope i am not making any of you genuinely angry. i enjoy music and music journalism and want to share it with you. thanks!
>>73317404
music """'""""journalism""""""""
you mean soros propogranda
>>73317418
watch it
>>73317434
watch it shilly
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is danny. i am 25 years old. i graduated from uic in 2014. i studied chilean sociopolitics and comp lit. i am fluent in andalusian. i can play the piccolo. badly. i work at a shopping center. i am straight. i have been in love one time. i am probably a nicotine addict.
my name is really Daniel. i hope i am making all of of you genuinely angry. i enjoy corporatism and corporate journalism and want to share it with you. thanks!
hello. i am rape meme guy. my real name is m-----l. i am 3- years old. i graduated from uw in 200-. i studied electrical engineering. i am fluent in spanish. i can play the piano. badly. i work at ------- ------. i am straight. i married my college gf. i am probably autistic.
hello. i am actually p4k shill. my real name is William or Will. i am 23 years old. i graduated from NYU in 2016. i studied african american history and economics. i am fluent in italian. i can't play any instruments. i work at a high school. i am straight. i don't think I have ever really been in love. i am probably a computer addict.
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is Roy. i am 43 years old. i graduated from MTS in 1995. i studied korean doormaking and education. i am fluent in margarine. i can play the triangle. badly. i work at the ALDI Corporation. i am straight. i have been in love never. i am a revenge addict.
i hate p4k
>>73317887
Me too
P4k is love
>>73317946
p4k is full of hate and nothing else