/metal/

you have 10 seconds to name the greatest metal record of all time

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>>73305383
i always forget it's 4chan

>>73305414
Jackie Chan

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>>73305427

>>73305455
haha damn that's awesome dude
somewhat jelly

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I've started going through early Iron Maiden albums. When I was in my metal years, I pretty much immediately skipped to obscure black and death bands, bypassing classic heavy shit entirely. Been making up for it lately though.

Which albums would you say are the best? Seventh Son is amazing, I wonder if anything else they did can beat it.

>>73305447
fuck off grandad

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Just marathoned this.
What did I think of it?

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>>73305414

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>>73305429
>not wearing gory metal merch and laughing at the people who find it offensive

nu-male

>>73305465
She's lovely, but I do give her IMMENSE amounts of shit for liking Swedish BM more than Finnish or Norwegian. Fuck Me Jesus is her favorite BM album and I just can't wrap my head around why she likes Marduk more than bands like Archgoat, Beherit or Darkthrone.

>>73305507
post pics of her ass

>>73305507
>Archgoat, Beherit or Darkthrone
i can't pick which is worse

>>73305529
No anon, you are the nu-male. Drop your baby ears and get some blast beats in there.

>>73305479
everything up to and including seventh son is really good, my favourite changes from day to day

>>73305479
>When I was in my metal years, I pretty much immediately skipped to obscure black and death bands
This but I still don't like dadmetal.

>>73305529
I thought vanilla heavy metal it was boring back then. I still prefer mostly progressive death shit, nothing too "extreme" but I dunno, it takes more for a heavy band to stick for some reason.

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FUCKING NU-MALES GET OUT OF MY GENERAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73305372
The Nasty Habits are cute cute cute and I'm so jealous of Nikki Sixx

Unquestionable Presence is the best album ever produced.
fite me

>>73305507
trve couples can give and take shit about things they love without getting upset

>>73305555
can't argue with those digits

>>73305727
I don't like it, but I will only fite you for believing there is such a thing as 'the best album ever produced'

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>>73305667
100% true

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Now that NICKELBACK went djent, can we discuss them in /metal/?

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>Our music is Power Metal, Venom Metal, Black Metal not Heavy Metal cos that's for the chicks"
what did he mean by this?

Metalheads are always the best people in any group. Whenever I'm surrounded by by a lot of people, I always seek out the long haired metalheads. Even better if they're cuties. What is it that makes them such a chill and friendly masterrace?

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>>73305314
I've made so many of these over the years

>>73305773
Phantom Of The Opera.

>>73305857
as much as I'd like it to be true it's just your confirmation bias

>>73305853
>what did he mean by this?
>it's the early 80s and we can't foresee how ridiculous this will sound in a mere five years, so please bear with us

the ultimate shredder is still THE GREAT KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone rec me some good grind?

My favorite grind bands are: Pig Destroyer, Nasum, Terrorizer, Discordance Axis, Magrudergrind, & Full Of Hell


Yes i know some of them are considered numale and i dont care. So just give me recs.

>>73305942
Brutal Truth, Napalm Death, Carcass and Doom.

>>73305741
Well she likes Kamelot so you know she's already heard it all already with that one ahaha. She fires back for my love of Galneyrus though so all is fair and fun.

Venom DOES sound like early Iron Maiden because both were a product of the NWOBHM, except their aim and execution were basically diametrically opposite. The underlying structures are similar, in the same way most NWOBHM have those chunky, bouncy chord progressions, chugs and punky speed inherited almost single-handedly from Motörhead.

Early Bathory does sound like Venom because that's where it got most of its inspiration. The fact that we can't compare Bathory with Maiden lies on how Bathory took the filth, speed and energy that separated Venom from Iron Maiden and other contemporary acts and exacerbated it, making it the focus of the music instead of a novel approach to NW. It's as simple and evident as evolution gets in metal: Motörhead -> Venom -> Bathory -> fucking, whatever, the gates were open by then, let's say Sarcófago.

Also I hope "Venom sounds like the Sex Pistols" becomes the new meme. I really do.

>>73305414
Sunb8er

>>73305942
https://sulaco.bandcamp.com/album/tearing-through-the-roots

>>73305942

Here's pretty much everything I like

Asocial - How Could Hardcore Be Any Worse? 1982
Electro Hippies - Play Fast or Die, 1986, The Only Good Punk Is A Dead One, 1987
Napalm Death - F.E.T.O. demo, 1986, Scum, 1987, From Enslavement To Obliteration, 1988, (power gap), Enemy Of The Music Business, 2000, Order Of The Leech, 2002, The Code Is Red...Long Live The Code, 2005
S.O.B. - Leave Me Alone, 1968, Don't Be Swindle, 1987
Sore Throat - Death To Capitalist Hardcore, 1987, Unhindered By Talent, 1988, Disgrace to the Corpse of Sid, 1989
Unseen Terror - Human Error, 1987
Blood - Impulse To Destroy, 1989
Extreme Noise Terror - A Holocaust in Your Head, 1989
Intense Degree - War In My Head
Filthy Christians - Mean, 1990
El Kaso Urkijo - 1991
Brujería - Matando Güeros, 1993
Dead Infection - Surgical Disembowelment, 1993
Last Days Of Humanity - Human Atrocity,1993 (and any of their 2000s albums like Putrefaction In Progress because they're hilarious)
Scrawl - Scrawl, 1993, Q, 1995 (warning, skajazzgrind or something)
Regurgitate - Effortless Regurgitation Of Bright Red Blood, 1994
Rotten Sound - Loosin' Face, 1996, Under Pressure, 1997, Drain, 1999, Murderworks, 2002, Exit, 2005
Cause For Effect - Fast Material, 2000, PQ-2, 2001, Album, 2002 (warning, more weird jazzy stuff)
Nasum - Inhale/Exhale, 1998, Human 2.0, 2000, Helvete, 2003, Shift, 2004
The Berzerker - s/t, 2000, Dissimulate, 2002, World Of Lies, 2005 (cybergrind)
Fist In Fetus - s/t, 2007 (orchestral grind? something?)
NOISM - ±, 2007 (also cybergrind but just, just weird as all fuck)

>>73306043
Ok thank you. This is exactly what i was looking for.

>>73306043
>cybergrind
is this just grind with drum machine?

>>73306011
What bands do you both enjoy?

>>73306072
in the case of the berzerker, yeah

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>>73306043
>this entire post

>>73306072
You could say that, but also a heavy industrial influence (not Godflesh industrial, more Mysticum industrial if that makes any sense to you) when it comes to production and guitar tone, and also plenty of sci-fi related samples and acid-house-esque keys.

>>73306095
Yeah, but it's a good rec, so I included it anyway.

>>73306097
>>73306114
sure thing my dudes

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best thrash album

>>73306097
>>73306114
>>73306131
lemme get this straight, liking grincore at all is a numale thing? boy, you should be a bit more active in pointing these out, since we've been discussing grincore since ever

>>73306082
Well even though Swedish BM isn't my favorite, I still don't mind the likes of Marduk or Dark Funeral.
We both really like OSDM like Mortician, Morbid Angel, Old-School Cannibal Corpse ect.
We both love grind.
Lots and lots of stuff. what initially caused us to date aha.

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>>73306097
>>73306114
>>73306131
>he actually keeps a collection of those pics in his computer, waiting for the time to post them all at once
>he doesn't see the irony in this
ncie try glamcuck

>>73306122
>Yeah, but it's a good rec, so I included it anyway.
oh cool, in that case i recommend >>73305942 sepultura and voivod and demilich

>>73306146
how is xentrix pizza thrash ?

>>73306139
t.nu-hann

>>73306139
grindcore is okay, melogrind and dirty crustie faggot shit is not

>>73306162
It's a good, grind-related rec. God stop being so autistic

>>73306178
that means this post >>73306043 is okay

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>>73306146
>pizza thrash is shit
>for whose advantage - xentrix
>pizza thrash

>>73306095
>speedcore
nigga stop making shit up

>>73306262
So it's cybergrind

>>73306201
at least 50% of that is nu-grind or proto-grind ie not-quite-grind

>>73306262
I bet you believe powerviolence and thrashcore are actual things that exists and not a retarded special snowflake way of saying crust and crossover
>>73306288
Fast as fuck hardcore, faster than crust, is grindcore. Cybergrind that doesn't have to be very fast isn't cybergrind, it's industrial deathgrind or whatever extreme non-bm genre you care to compare it with.
>>73306296
That comes down to personal interpretations of where grind starts. Intense blastbeats and lightning fast guitars, together with unintelligible yelping is where crust ends and grincore begins

>>73306296
I only see one proto-grincore album on that list, and it's doubtful it's actually from 1982

>>73306309
>Intense blastbeats and lightning fast guitars, together with unintelligible yelping is where crust ends and grincore begins

i would say when the metal riffing starts is where grind begins

that's where the worthwhile grind begins anyway

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>>73306262
>>73306280
>>73306288
>>73306296
>>73306309
Sub genres don't matter

>>73306328
you're bailing out
>>73306335
>gindcore
>metal riffing
Deathgrind, goregrind, even pornogrind, yeah, I accept that they have metal riffing, but not grindcore. Grindcore isn't metal.
>>73306336
What matters?

>>73306355
>Grindcore isn't metal.
then why are you posting it in this thread

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>One guy decides to give a shitton of recs to the guy asking for them
>one or two posters go full retard and start spewing out le newmail meem xd
And you ask why this general is dying and is made fun of by all of /mu/, even /kpop/, and why you can't discuss music anymore and wah wah wah. It's all your fault. You've shat on your birthday cake and have started crying because you can't eat it now.

>>73306380
It's one of the non-metal genres that is welcome because it's honorary metal, like dungeon synth and glam.

>>73306413
>look ma I posted it again xDDD

>>73306384
>And you ask why this general is dying and is made fun of by all of /mu/, even /kpop/
no i don't because unlike you i don't give a fuck what a bunch of nu-males who masturbate to plastic gooks think

>>73306404
i agree shit like nasum and rotten sound isn't metal

terrorizer, repulsion and assuck are grindcore and also metal as far as i can tell

>>73306439
It's not about giving a shit, it's about them cluttering the general and giving it an early death while preventing coherent discussion
>>73306436
>it isn't
Yes it is, you clueless fuck. They developed side by side and influenced eachother all the way through. You're either very new to metal as a whole, or just trying to stir shit up. Congrats, I guess?

Grindcore is a fusion genre combining elements of Punk/hardcore and metal. It's both metal and punk kiddos

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Why did I only just find out that pic related is the best Venom album?

>>73306477
>the general is far from dying, it's more active than ever i'd say
More shitposts doesn't equal more active.

>>73306494
Maybe because it's the only Venom you've ever listened to?
>>73306487
>kiddos
>george_constanza_yeah_in_six_games.webm

>>73306505
So I guess the ideal /metal/ general, to you, would be a dozen spambots posting "t. numale" 300 times until the thread reaches bump limit, and then doing it again ad infinitum?

>>73306541
>doing well
no

>>73306561
Shiv the manlet in the stomach five times

>>73306587
I would murder Ozzy in the same way if given the chance, faggot.

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>>73306561
Hai, Dio-sensei!

I Begin > Quantos Possunt Ad Satanitatem Trahunt + Instinctus Bestialis

The return of Infernus was a sham and a failure, wake up faggots

>>73306013
>Venom DOES sound like early Iron Maiden because both were a product of the NWOBHM
yeah and Demmolition Hammer sound like Anthrax because they are both thrash and both from New York, right? Idiot.
>Also I hope "Venom sounds like the Sex Pistols" becomes the new meme. I really do
Venom sound like Sex Pistols because both of them can't play their instruments for shit. Venom's """musicianship""" is laughable and their guitar tone is beyond fucking awful. Clowny imagery and satan lyrics are all the reasons they are became famous. Literally a fucking (bad) punk band.

AOTY incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5J3ZPpOORc

>>73306617
Thanks for contributing to the meme. Your memeing efforts shall be remembered when the day of reckoning comes.

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>>73306568
*blocks your path*

>>73306617
>yeah and Demmolition Hammer sound like Anthrax because they are both thrash and both from New York, right? Idiot.
False equivalence.
>Venom sound like Sex Pistols because both of them can't play their instruments for shit.
Demonstrably untrue
>Venom's """musicianship""" is laughable and their guitar tone is beyond fucking awful.
Opinions
>Clowny imagery and satan lyrics are all the reasons they are became famous.
Unrelated to music

Furthermore
>Venom doesn't sound like Maiden at all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e0VvHZMaTs
>Bathoy doesn't sound like Venom at all!
https://youtu.be/wW9n3w9GuRo?t=18s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBo4IoyhU7o

This is stupid easy.

>>73306721
underrated album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueL8Gf8vDfE

>>73306824
>Demmolition Hammer sound like Anthrax
uh., yeah they do, dude

Ok, what would you get if you mixed metal with this?

https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bY

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>>73306908
uggggh. left the trip.

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>>73306908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX-BC7ImXU

>>73306908
shit

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*creates the worst metal genre*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnc8uKJt-vs

This is the best Burzum song. You may not like it, but this is what peak black metal performance sounds like.

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>>73306979
Epic shitpost bro, have a (You).

>>73307013
>the beginning of dissoshit
>"I cannot fall in love"
>"Why did I come to this world"
the numalest that ever numaled

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>>73307092
SAY THAT TO MY FACE FAGGOT

>>73307134
Bring it, you rpg loving pseudoneanderthal autistic piece of shit. I'll bring your """"survivalist"""" mid-40s frame down so hard your forefathers will strike the roof of their graves with a broom, you piece of shit. Let's see how your farming techniques help you when you don't have a knife or a gun to do the thankless task for you.

>>73305853
chicks are gay lol

does anyone know any more black metal with these kinds of winding tremolo riffs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo32nrvszIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNu8RSDPiwE

the main riff at the start of i am the black wizards comes to mind too

somewhat melodic but not full blown meloshit like dawn or dissection. help me out here

>Laugh at the Sodom memes
>decide to listen to them
>I unironically now like Agent Orange, Persecution Mania and that Black metal EP they did

Did I get meme'd?

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>>73307445
>he hadn't listened to sodom before some stupid /int/ meme

jesus christ

>>73307463
Never been huge on thrash aside from Megadeth

WHEN I SEE LIGHTNAN!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW IT ALWAYS BRINGS MEEEE DOOOWWWWN.

>>73305479
Up to Seventh Son:

Powerslave >= Seventh Son > Number of the Beast > Piece of Mind >= Killers > Somewhere In Time >= Iron Maiden

Afterwards, it's debatable and really not necessary to argue about.

>>73307482
>Aside from Megadeath

Jesus Christ ew.

>>73305494
Just that album? or their entire discography? The album is amazing, and their discography is amazing, obviously.

>>73307507
>DEATH

>>73305844
proof?

>>73307418
You mean neoclassical/romantic tremolo riffing in black metal? Nigga, that's like 80% of what the second wave onwards is all about
https://youtu.be/vv2tdfaATAw?t=4m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ic7m11PcDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7BQDR8sBs
https://youtu.be/lu7-1aUpeHM?t=48s

>>73306471
God, I thought autists from Metal Archives stopped coming here.

>>73307769
t. Metalsucks regular

>>73307789
nah, pleb from r/metal

>>73307752
taake and sargeist are both really good and pretty much what i'm looking for but i didn't want to post dozens of examples

dodheimsgard never really impressed me but i've never listened to dark funeral so i guess i'll check some of their stuff out

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recs?

POST HEAVY METAL ANTHEMS TO REPEL NU-MALES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNfQpxcaVM0

>>73307840
>Dark Funeral
Be warned, their first two albums are the only ones worth listening to

>>73307835
Time to go back

>>73307859
i always wrote them off as being exactly like marduk and i don't like marduk very much

>>73307918
Thing is, both Marduk and DF represent the worst aspect of omfgsoextre black metal (a.k.a. norsecore), but they only got like that in the late 90s. Early Marduk (say, first 3, 4 albums) and early Dark Funeral (their first two) are stellar examples of swedish black metal. They just went absolutely retarded afterwards.

aspiring metal solo artists, where do you go to shill your music? sc threads are full of normies :(

>>73307859
All dark funeral albums are the same,
actually i found their most recent to be my favorite

>>73307850
Grief, Neurosis, Solitude Aeturnus

>>73308120
>I found their sad attempt at writing Secrets Of The Black Arts II to be my favorite, but the actual album it tries so desperately to copy is meh
Goddamn son, how can you be so basic

>>73306908
fuck this is terrible

>>73307851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVvUgEKyxDs

>>73307851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6mBZErY-3E

>deleted posts left and right
what the hell happened

somebody post the pizza thrash chart pls

Is Joe Stump better than Joe Satriani?

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>>73308435
>Joe Stump
>not Hot Topic core

>>73306979
t. neu mannlich

>>73305372
floofloof

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vidya to blast metal to?

what's your nu-male AOTY las

>>73308530
wigger slam to skyrim with rape mods

>>73308530
Black Metal and Battlefield 1 go together well.
DOOM and DM.
Fantasy rpgs and PM.

>>73307851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJEJ65iRA8s

>>73308530
xcom and funeral doom

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>>73308530
>vidya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecvHBLadaxM

this is pure kino

>>73308861
t. nu-male

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>>73308861
>kino

>>73308887
>>73308889
t. nu-males

>>73308917
t. nu-male in denial

>>73308970
t. nu-male

>>73305942
motherfukin phobia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pDz_x3X4hY

>>73309027
>>73308970
>>73308917
>>73308889
>>73308861
>>73308850
t. soon to be banned shitposters

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>>73309060
t. plays video games while listening to kamelot

>>73309083
No on both accounts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWDALIOzXNk

Also this

Is this the Jacob rees-mogg of metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTxHtj8HoZk

>>73308861
>>73309119
Kamelot is nu-male power metal like Sonata Arctica

Does something like technical progressive melodic flower power symphonic metal exists? I'm talking the most embarrassingly wanky le epic fantasy sugar coated metal possible. Wintersun is what comes to mind, but I think the harsh vocals and a lack of clichéd female mmuh opera singers actually prevent it from being the most saccharine metal in existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srSNw4nyzSw

>>73307506
Sir, I must disagree with you
Iron Maiden > Powerslave > Number Of The Beast > Killers > Seventh Son > Piece Of Mind > Somewhere In Time

>>73309224
got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WsP1MDLOdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSBABjYRczk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX5jsf3v9vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcwqWF4GJBo

>>73309280
The cover arts are exactly as I imagined they would be. This is probably not a coincidence.

>>73309224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tehJTgy5Z3I

>>73306600

The first weeb band to make actual good metal. Though if you want to listen to metal from Japan, you listen to Japanese bands.

Always nu-male:
"atmospheric" anything
post-metal
blackgaze
djent
metalcore
stoner metal
corset symphonic metal
genre-blending "indie metal"

Usually nu-male:
sludge metal
grindcore
deathcore
melodeath
third-wave black metal
progressive metal
goth metal
revival/retro anything

Not nu-male:
70s trad metal
doom metal
thrash metal
first wave black metal
second wave black metal
european power metal
folk metal

Nu-male repellent:
NWOBHM
OSDM
USPM
Jap metal/visual kei
glam

>>73309528
>USPM
>Jap metal/visual kei
>glam
>Nu-male repellent
t. numale in denial

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>>73309528
>glam
>nu-male repellent

>>73309528
t. nuevo masculino

>>73309528
Always nu-male:
"atmospheric" anything
post-metal
blackgaze
djent
metalcore
stoner metal
corset symphonic metal
genre-blending "indie metal"
Jap metal/visual kei
glam

Usually nu-male:
sludge metal
grindcore
deathcore
melodeath
third-wave black metal
progressive metal
goth metal
revival/retro anything

Not nu-male:
70s trad metal
doom metal
thrash metal
second wave black metal
european power metal
folk metal

Nu-male repellent:
NWOBHM
OSDM
USPM
first wave black metal

fixed

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>>73309542
>>73309545
GLAM OR SCRAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F88H9UldyV4

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>>73309542
>>73309545
>>73309548

>>73309528
>>73309602

Always nu-male:
Metal

Usually nu-male:
Metal and Punk derivative forms

Not nu-male:
Wife-beating-era Beatles

Nu-male repellent:
Suicide (not the band)

This board is really filled to the brim with autistic scum. It's like reading what retards would type in a scream room.

>>73309602
t. nu-male

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>>73309602
Always nu-male:
stuff that you like

Usually nu-male
stuff that you like

Not nu-male:
stuff that i like

Nu-male repellent:
stuff that i like that you don't

>>73309687
t. unironic nu-male

>>73309687
t. uusi uros

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gettin real sick of all your guys' stupid shit

>>73309748
post some music then

You guys like Devin Townsend?

>>73309737
Huutista

>>73309748
Is this your first summer?

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Post bad metal album covers

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>>73309782
We've long ago agreed that this is the be all and end all of metal, that metal as a genre was born solely to produce this and that everything else is a mere afterthought. We've all agreed to this.

>>73309842
All of them

>>73309528

Nu-male repellent

>he lists Jap visual kei

Visual kei has good sounding music but bands are cross dressing homos.

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>>73309842

>>73309900
>bad

>>73309825
nu-male posting has been going on a lot longer

>>73309849
No, Devin, your bald head isn't the epitome of metal.

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is this the pinnacle of metal?

>>73310023
the pinnacle of butt metal

Post non nu-male songs from nu-male bands

>>73310034
No that's Pantera

>>73310051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr2m1VzTAI8

>>73309602
trad metal revival is not nu-male

>>73308530

Beat Hazard

>>73309957
That wasn't my point, though.

>>73305372
pretty gals

>>73306027
I don't understand why people were shitting themselves over that post rock dronefest
the first song was fun and the rest just reminded me of being an edgy 15 year old listening to This Will Destroy You

>>73310066
>covered
It's "cloaks"

>>73310023
Very butt

>>73310248
it's CLOOOWWW-AACKS

>>73310196
no it is not

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>ctrl+f nu
>51
this thread goes too well

>seizure
meal for this shakiness

>omae wa mou shinderu
metal for this feel ?

>>73310477
It SO is

>>73311018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVKZoBX8L6g

>>73311018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K5goI_wmBI

Is psychedelic metal a thing?

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POUNDING THE WORLD LIKE A BATTERING RAM

>>73311108
Yes, but it's all nu-male garbage

>>73305372
I wanna teach the Nasty Habits some good manners if you see what I mean

>>73311236
+++
You don't really feel or get anything out of listening to it unless you're some king of degenerate that says who cool dudee about everything

>>73311108
Are you fucking serious
>>73311236
>>73311393
Don't worry, I know you're not

>>73311108
There really isn't a straight-up "Psych Metal" thing going on but, there are lots of bands from various subgenres that try to add a psych flavor to their stuff.
Like Oranssi Pazuzu or Om.
Retards here are confusing it with Stoner Metal, which is surprisingly not that psych oriented beyond an aesthetic level, imo.

Why is so much modern "black metal" actually post-hardcore/screamo?

>>73311544
appropriation

where can i get some trve phone wallpapers

>tfw no edgy as fuck gf
metal for this feel?

>>73311778
Just imagine you have one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zVMsmWSoIo

>>73311778
>edgy as fuck gf
I imagine this would get unbearably annoying fast.

>>73311860
unless you're braindead like her

>>73311899
kinda wish I was

>>73311961
me too

metal

>>73312024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd8j3A1oxIE

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>>73312024

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who /riffs/ here?

>>73311544
http://www.deathmetal.org/article/defining-indie-metal/

>>73311544
Pretentious hipsters who use "black metal" as a fashion aesthetic instead of a music genre.

>>73312115
definitely not 1992-era Immortal

>>73312175
wrong

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>>73312187
Sorry dude, that album is all about atmosphere and not nearly as riff-centric as their followups would be.

>>73312208
it is almost entirely riff based, the production is just muddy

>>73312265
"has riffs" doesn't equal "is riff based"

news flash, even the most atmoshit of all atmoshit albums have riffs

>>73311108
psych actually sucks dick, i didnt know it was this shit

>>73309687
>things nu-males say

the worst /metal/ thread is still better than the shithole that is general /mu/

>>73312208
Do you realize riffs and atmosphere are not at odds with each other?

>>73312283
no they don't, repeating the same guitar melody for 8+ minutes with no development and throwing in some ambient interludes is not a "riff"

>>73312328
Do you realise that's exactly what I said?
>>73312334
Yes they do. Any ostinato played in a guitar is a fucking riff, you ignorant cunt.

whats the consensus on Joel Grind?

>>73312356
"Literally Who"

>>73312356
nu-male

>>73312372
Tiger Junkies,War Ripper and Toxic Holocaust

>>73312285
too difficult to enjoy a wonderful colourful trip when you over expose yourself to anger, abhor, anguish and death?

>>73312390
>shit, shit, shit
Oh, I see

>blasting some Riffside Journey
>gf whines and says she wants to listen to some Deafheaven or Whitechapel instead
>says she won't blow me unless I turn on what she wants to hear
wat do?

>>73312356
I once went to a toxic holocaust show and i shit you not at least half the people there were wearing that municipal waste donald trump shirt

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>>73312394

>>73312418
Stop daydreaming so much

>>73312394
it's all jumbled garbage

>>73312418
Become gay and listen to manowar

>>73312024
wrong thread buddy

>>73312431
It's a bit creepy and sad that you'd actually save that file to your computer, so that you can always have it close and handy

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Stop listening to whigger music

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>>73312489
Please correct your image

>>73312024
lmfao

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>>73312356
meh

I like you guys. you're my friends.

>>73312614
kys

>>73312614
kyuss yourself

*clears throat*
I just arrived in this thread and am severely disappointed to see it in this state still.
Can we have a serious discussion about the metal genre now?

>>73312776
wow rude

>>73312786
wrong thread buddy

>>73312786
Sorry, we're closed until October.

>tfw 136kg
metal for this feel?

do you guys realize how close it's getting to nbbmn?

>>73312614
Add me

>>73312872
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mM2-iPAY2p4

>>73312894
We're just under half a year away from that

>>73312431
I'm going to bite, I've seen this guy for a minute now. Who the hell is this? And why is he important this summer?

>>73313338
just some retarded looking jew that's become the mascot for all nu-males

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Thoughts?

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>>73312614
>having friends
nu-male par excellence

nu-/pol/ was a mistake

>>73313472
I thought "men" like him were a myth

>>73313512
>redditor nu-male thinks the meme started from the shittiest and most uncreative board out there

please fuck off

*listens to isis once*

>>73313569
>t. fresh off the r/thedonald boat redditor pretending they're not a newfag

>>73313545
it's shopped, brother

>>73314025
What is? The baby? The comment? Is it actually his sister or something?

>>73312872
>tfw 126lb

>>73314071
the kid isn't black

he's still a nu-male but no one is that far gone

>>73314226
Those were the golden days

>>73314255
No they weren't.

>>73314089
>tfw 169lb

>>73314089
>tfw i know this exact feel

/metal/ for our feel?

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post some wank /meal/

>>73313150
:)

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>album art by chris moyen

Darkthrone>Immortal>Mayhem>Burzum>Emperor

>>73314698
Darkthrone has too many bad albums, but if we're only counting the best ones of each band then yeah (except then Burzum would come out on top)

>>73314698
>>73314782
>Darkthrone
4 great albums, 2 good albums (Panzerfaust, Goatlord)
>Immortal
4 great albums, 1 good one (BB or AtHoW, depends on taste)
>Mayhem
1 great album, 1 good EP, misc good material
>Burzum
4 great bm albums, 1 good ambient album
>Emperor
1 great album, 1 great demo, 2 good EPs

My metal autism determines the correct order is:
Darkthrone > Immortal > Burzum > Emperor > Mayhem

However in terms of best album, I would personally go:
DMDS > ITNE > PH > ABitNS > HLTO

>>73314912
>DMDS over Panzerfaust and ABitNS

No.

>>73314948
>leftover riffs + CF worship
>better than DMDS
I think not

>>73314255
GRAAANDDDMAAAA

>>73314989
>DMDS

More like "Dumb Mystery Dumb Singing," lmao

>>73314912
>My metal autism determines
No; your poor taste does

>>73315011
Hehe good 1 bro

>>73315029
The numbers don't lie my man

>>73315084
The numbers were derived from your poor-ass taste

>>73315098
Merely using the commonly accepted consensus on those bands/albums. Feel free to provide your own metrics buddyboy.

>>73314912
>Darkthrone
5 great albums, many good albums
>Immortal
3 or 4 great albums, many good albums
>Mayhem
1 great album, other gay shit and also some less gay shit
>Burzum
2 great albums, 2 good albums
>Emperor
1 great album, wrath of the tyrant

try these numbers on for size, bucko

>>73315134
>commonly accepted consensus
[citation needed]

>>73315174
Looks like the order I said before doesn't change then. Crazy, man.

>>73315296
fuck you kid

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>>73315334
walg on home boii

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post things nu-males say, i'll start

>Yeah, I listen to glam

>>73315446
t. butthurt blackie

>>73315446
Glam metal is the greatest nu-male repellent of all.

>>73315460
>>73315470
t. ironic glamfag nu-males

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>>73315460
>>73315470
Why are glamshitters so delusional about their shitty tranny hard rock pop?

>>73315482
t. unironic nu-male

>>73315491
they're not sincere, they're the same fags who were spamming whigger slam memes here 9 months ago

Is an old hag the opposite of a numale?

>>73315511
>>73315491
t. insecure extremecucks

>>73315517
If true, glam fans are immune from nu male status after all.

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>>73315446
>No, I don't listen to glam

>>73315533
Glam fags are a special type of nu-male, a complete different species

>>73315533
Glam fans aren't old hags. They're white bois in their mid-20s doing their part in the neverending cycle of youngsters romanticising the shitty bits of popular culture that were en vogue 5 to 10 years before they were born

>>73315511
$ L A M L I V E S

https://youtu.be/n-P0XLLdyEc

>>73315511
We've already established that the influx of glamtards coincides with the election shitstorm and TheDonald refugees stinking up the site after discovering /pol/. So it's either middle-American actual dads trying to force their dadrock on us, or larping faggots as >>73315570 describes.

>insecure blackies

nu thred when?

ROOOOOOTS

>>73315767
hopefully not until October

>>73315781
YOU BREED

>>73315858
SOME

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ive been into this and slowly we rot lately any recommendations?

>>73315878
BODIES HIT THE

>>73315878
boipucci

>>73315891
literally any osdm 1989-1992

>>73315895
GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

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Any industrial BM similar to this and thorns?

new thread
>>73295700
>>73295700

>>73316192
fuck off, necromancer

actual new thread
>>73316175