T-t-that's all, folks!

Cosmopolitan ran an article about how much the critics are panning her new album. I want her ship to sink but I'm afraid it's going down so fast that the contrarians are going to come out of the wood work and praise Witness as some sort of masterpiece.

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>>73293564
why does she even do music when she's got two masterpieces on her chest already

Have we seen her tits yet?

>>73293564
/mu/ will probably be the first place to jump in the KP shit in this contrarian wave.

Hip to be square

I love Katy Perry.

>>73293622

Pop Star
>Travel the world
>Release hit singles
>Become world famous
>Never have to go fully nude

Porn Star
>Get fucked almost daily by wildebeast men
>Get cummed on everywhere
>Society will deem you a whore
>Everyone will see your nude body, including your family who'll inevitably find your content
>Only horny teen boys and weirdo basement dwellers will care about you
>Can get HIV and/or genital warts

Gee I wonder why Katy chose to become a singer

>>73293803
>Get fucked almost daily by wildebeast men
>Get cummed on everywhere
>Everyone will see your nude body
>horny teen boys and weirdo basement dwellers will care about you
these all sound pretty good, anon

>>73292721
>>73293622

Where's the areola?

>>73293803
>Porn Star
>>Get fucked almost daily by wildebeast men
>>Get cummed on everywhere
>>Society will deem you a whore
>>Everyone will see your nude body, including your family who'll inevitably find your content
>>Only horny teen boys and weirdo basement dwellers will care about you
>>Can get HIV and/or genital warts

I wish I was born a woman
all of that sounds fantastic
i would have been the biggest cumslut to ever exist

>>73293803
Model
>pose with clothes on
>get paid millions
>make your own reality show about being a model
>get paid billions
>ad sponsors
>get paid even more

>>73293896
Become a tranny. Shemale porn is all the rage these days

>>73293924
Katy isn't attractive enough.

>>73293924
katy is too fat to be high paid model

>>73293924
You think Katy Perry can be a model? Like a MODEL model? Do you even have eyes?

>>73293924
>katy
>big tits
>big ass
>doesn't look like a guy

she can't be a model

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katy perry is very talented

>>73295926
>BRAAAP

>>73293924
Be model.
> no food
> too emaciated to fuck with any gusto
> starved
> mean girl co-worker bitches
> famished
> ugly fashions by fag bitches
> gagging out the air you've been breathing and saliva you've been recycling to shave off those pesky few ounces until you're so 2D that you become translucent and can't cast a shadow

>>73296870
models arent even that skinny fat fuck