Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 22
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Early edition because Peter Brötzmann is about to play
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever
Kys this site is the cancer ruining music
>More bullshit from globalists vol 1000
Tonight's Reviews:
Big Theif, Capacity: 8.3, BNM
Jimi Tents, I Can't Go Home: 7.8
Smidley, Self-Titled: 7.5
King Tubby & The Aggrovators, Dubbing In The Backyard: 7.4
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fuck off shill
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fuck off shill
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
literally who
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Royal Trux 7.3
Saint Etienne 7.6
Avre Henriksen 7.6
Robert Hood 6.9
>>73281516
fake and gay. the real p4k shill always lists the byline.
Damn, listening to the three tracks on Big Thief's soundcloud and it's fucking great
>>73281535
nah it's me
I do the shortened rundown when posting from my phone
>>73282456
wtf stop impersonating me
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>>73281516
wtf guys stop
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wtf guys stop
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>>73282612
wtf guys stop
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>>73282456
wtf guys stop
I am a raging boner faggot
I had enough of this crap from you autistic fucks. You should all calm down or else I'm deleting this thread. Don't you know how much fucking effort I put into this? Maybe you should all show a little respect for my work and appreciate what I do for this board. Cunts.
Thanks for bumping the thread guys
lol im gay lol
>>73282879
you deserve no respect. you waste your time making threads that no one cares about on a Belarusian mythology imageboard. Delete the thread and then delete yourself while you're at it. Cunt.
>>73283144
Fine, I'm leaving then. Fuck this site and fuck everyone on it.