maynard is a little bitch

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>be me
>see tool live for the first time last night
>pretty big venue
>got my $10 beer and tried to ignore all the freaks and tumblerinas
>take seat
>tool comes out
>pretty cool, doing a good job
>maynard is hiding in the back of the stage wearing some weird BDSM get-up
>this bitch finally speaks, all dramatic
>"the world…"
>crowd is wide-eyed
>"…is fucked up"
>crowd roars in affirmation
>maynard continues
>"There's just so much ignorance in the world, like, people are just ignorant"
>degenerate druggies are all going "woah, man"
>fat tattooed-up snowflakes wearing dark, dramatic makeup are vigorously ripping the seats out from under them
>"we're all in this together, man"
>60 year old man in a denim jacket on acid is next to me and proceeds to seize out
>half the stoners are hunched in their seats exhibiting REM and sporadic convulsions
>half the trashy whores are fluttering their eyelids in stupor
>completely deafened by the rest of the faggots their screaming bloody murder
>the band proceeds to play Opiate
>ah, an oldie. this should be cool
>sounds really tight, good energy
>I can anticipate all the lyrics of the songs because I grew up on tool
>comes the line "They both want to rape you"
>SJW tumbleristas' guts begin to wretch, that is if they're the ones that've actually heard the music before.
>Maynard: "They both want… ''to remiiiind youuuu"" with extra emphasis on his voice like "hey, it's alright. I knew that would make you feel upset so I didn't say it"
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