Teenager proge edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usnsetwZsxc
>>73259335
>>73272375
>ildjarn
>>73272361
Glam metal is the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5nQW3Eq-1k
>>73272375
*tips fedora*
>>73272393
ildjarn is nu-male repellent
Death to racist Trump nazi glam
http://www.westword.com/music/metallicas-denver-concert-evoked-totalitarianism-and-trump-era-politics-9139054
>>73272361
>Teenage
>proge
I have no idea what this means so I'm going to assume the proge means progressive and that op has a non-functional prolapsed anus
Let's start this thread nicely
Post riffs
>>73272375
>reads DMU once
>>73272421
t. fresh summer kid
>>73272416
wtf i love glamtallica now
>>73272421
It's proge by a bunch of children, one of them is son of Mike Portnoy
>>73272423
>>73272416
>In a stadium so vast, the whole thing felt like a rally concocted by Leni Riefenstahl in Triumph of the Will.
>>73272219
holy fucking shit, im triggered. usually these vapid articles the author expresses his opinion or something, and they will link something backing it up. but this fucking shitpile just has littered references from the 80s that the faggot author took from his college history classes. it says nothing about metallica or music in general. someone actually approved it and thought it had some sort of journalistic worth.
greatest metal of all time
>tfw missed Devy and Paradise Lost 2 years ago due to school and now they are coming back
>>73272410
ildjarn is literal sewer trash dog shit vomit garbage
there aren't even any riffs, every song is just two chords played over and over again
>>73272488
I saw the show when they played in Boston, I suspect there were too many explosions, white people, and it was too loud.
>>73272361
Reminder that this band's new album will have a song literally and unironically called "Kek"
http://www.insideoutmusic.com/newsdetailed.aspx?IdNews=18742&IdCompany=8
>>73272525
They're on tour together? Damn, I missed that.
>>73272530
i agree but it's still nu-male repellent
>>73272524
>there will never be another TAP album
it hurts
>>73272488
You could just ignore it.
>>73272572
>>73272530
itt: repelled nu-males
>>73272572
the whole chart is, that's why people react to it that way. it's rather run of the mill canonical stuff if you actually listen to metal
>>73272561
No, I missed one band due to high school graduation and other to college test
>>73272584
He could, but this misplaced numale progressive anger is infecting everything now.
>>73272608
What are nu males, and what prevents them from listening to Burzum, Emperor, Asphyx, Gorgoroth and Atheist?
>>73272660
t. nu male
>>73272660
they're too busy listening to ulver and ildjarn and sort votker
>>73272736
Okay.
Sorry for the memes, but does anyone have an album that sounds similar to Burzum - Dunkelheit?
>>73272575
>it hurts
Fag
post week
>>73272772
Vekbjorn - Terminal Strid
who /nu-male/ here?
>>73272888
I don't know.
>>73272810
++Morbid Saint, Voivod
+ Necromantia
>>73272810
>>73272810
+++Morbid Saint
++Killing Technology
+Liege Lord
>>73272948
++Hellripper, Hexhammer, Vader
+Exciter, Repulsion, >sodom
>>73272975
++Nekromantheon, Insanity
>>73272888
Listening to it right now, how did you know?
Fuck nu-males, true metal is the way
OTHER BANDS PLAY
MANOWAR KILLS
>>73273142
>glam faggotry
Can you homos come up with some new not stale memes?
>>73273142
numales > glamsvestites
Arghoslent is not on metalstorm?
What the fuck
>>73273265
who cares
>>73273265
metalstorm is too cucked to have anything racist on its database
Good/bad/Nu-Male?
>>73272416
>http://www.westword.com/music/metallicas-denver-concert-evoked-totalitarianism-and-trump-era-politics-9139054
They're trying this angle again? Cool.
stop responding to glamshitters
they're tismos with no sense of self-awareness, they really can't help themselves
>>73273265
I'm heartbroken
>>73272660
Nu male is just a blanket term for anyone you don't like.
Glam is just shitty 80's AOR with trannies behind instruments
>>73273329
Overrated by normies
Overhated by elitists
>>73272584
You can ignore things or wait until it's all over the fucking place.
>>73273329
>Orchid
>Morningrise
underrated progressive black metal before Enslaved cockgobbled that scene
>My Arms, Your Hearse
>Still Life
the meat of Opeth's discography, insane amount of atmospheric and riffs
>Blackwater Park
>Deliverance/Damnation
at this point they became an incoherent meme band
>Ghost Reveries
>Watershed
typical roadrunner records bullshit
>Heritage
>Pale Communion
>Sorceress
we want the deep purple audience
>>73273351
What if we criticized things on a musical basis instead?
What are the best Motorhead albums?
>>73273399
shut the fuck up retard
>>73273384
It's all over the /metal/ general on 4chan's /mu/ board. I'm not sure where else it is.
>>73273329
Orchid is one of my favorite albums.
>>73273402
ace of spades, overkill, orgasmatron. avoid everything else.
>>73273329
good ideas / shitty execution
>>73273390
I'm not sure how you can speak so highly of Still Life and then proceed to shit all over Blackwater Park.
>>73273399
>implying any of these trannies have even basic knowledge of music theory
>>73273441
It's up your ass you fucking faggot.
>>73273399
We would come to the same conclusion
>>73273329
Blackwater Park is the only worthwhile release
>>73273329
They got me into harsher metal so I like them
>>73273329
Right up there along A7X and Rammstein on the list of things everybody i knew liked but i didn't.
>>73273486
listen to Serenity Painted Death
then listen to the title track of Blackwater Park
the former is well-put together, progressions flow logically and don't upset the structure put into place
the latter is a meandering clusterfuck of minor seconds and tritones
>>73273517
Would we? Could you give an example?
>>73273571
Boy you sure sound like a boring faggot
>>73273580
Of what? Almost all nu-male metal is bad from a musical standpoint.
>>73273609
Pick anything. Pick any record that falls under that maymay and tell me why it's bad from a musical standpoint.
>>73273399
you logically ought to end up with old anus, but look how far that took them. nothing moves the adhd generation other than sensationalizing (read: memes) which is why nu-dmu is like a caricatured /pol/ colony, because the opposite of actually talking about music (with people that don't even understand metal in terms of being music) is a slow death into irrelevance
>>73273399
>posting in /metal/
>having any knowledge of music
Pick one.
>>73273676
I don't even know what the fuck you just said.
>>73273703
that's because you're a newfaggot
>>73273732
Sure.
For newfags
>ANUS = American Nihilist Underground Society
>DMU = Death Metal Underground
>NWN = Nuclear War Now
>>73273596
You sound triggered.
>>73273636
Blackgayze
>>73273789
>ANUS
>Nihilism (that isn't active nihilism)
>>73273703
can you fucking lurk then instead of broadcasting your newness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZH2AI8Bn2Y&feature=share
>>73273469
>Inferno
>Bastards
>bad
>>73273830
No.
I love acoustic music
But I also love DEATH METAL
oooh...TRANSILVANIAAA!
>>73274515
rec good acoustic death metal?
>>73274544
Death Grips
>>73274515
haha no way dude that's crazy
>>73274544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hld-g6DTf4Y
>>73272361
Reminder that GROOVIN SLMZ are officially mainstream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-79b3VblUyw
are the members of thou actually vegan faggots?
>>73274979
literally who cares about Thou at this point
>>73275091
>literally
>literally
>literally
stop hanging out with faggots you faggot
>>73275158
lewd the hall
>>73272361
i went to comic con once with max portnoy - mutual friend of a mutual friend. cool guy, fantastic drummer. wish we kept in touch
Quick!
Give me something from 2017 that isn't crap
>>73275319
>this annihilates the nu-male
>>73275354
Wtf I am gay now
>>73275367
>Wtf I am masculine now
Ftfy
*hermeneutics of gay suspicion intensify*
>>73275335
Literally the limp Bizkit of metal
>>73275460
But Limp Bizkit IS metal
>>73275319
>>73275466
Whoaaaaaaa
>>73275354
There is no nu-male repellent more potent than MANOWAR
HAIL AND KILL ETERNALLY MY METAL BROTHERS
>>73275367
>gay
you're retarded
that's the body of a warrior, muscles as hard as steel and there's nothing sexual about that, just eternal glory and valor
go jack off to bara shit you unironic homo
>>73275432
>>73275555
>>73275678
>toxic masculinity
yikes
What are some underrated classics that are actually classics and actually underrated?
>>73275678
>implying you're not a fag who listens to Manowar while fapping to BBC sissy hypno porn
why is /metal/ just became /nu-male/? not in the way that every one on the general is a nu-male, but in the way that's the only thing you guys talk about.
>>73275852
Talk about something else and ignore people that talk about what you don't want to talk about.
If this is a frustrating thing to read, it's because it's true.
>>73275852
Everybody here talks about shit music
>>73275756
>tfw Anita will never forcibly extract your toxic masculinity from you
>>73275926
t. nu-male
>>73272810
+++Necromantia
++Morbid Saint
++Excoriate
>>73272948
+++Sabbath
+++ Mercyful Fate
+++Repulsion
++Hazael
++Vader
+Cathedral
+King
+Sodom
+Violent Force
>>73273019
+++Sarcófago
+++Best Sodom
++Death Breath
++Tomb Mold
++Spinebreaker
++Destruction
>>73273142
fag
>>73275319
>>73275990
Literally the only discussion in this thread was about Opeth. Nothing is ever discussed except normie shit
>>73276031
mediocre b8
>>73276031
It's almost like /metal/ is comprised mostly of elitists that come here for posturing.
>>73276000
>>73276031
>opeth
>somenow not normie
What
>>73276000
>>73276082
Do you have anything to say about the music itself?
>>73276031
What exactly is normie shit? I mean, let's consider the actual scope of what we talk about here on /metal/: When was the last time you heard Opeth being played on your local radio station, or in a bar or Walmart or wherever else? If you have heard them being played, is that an actual criticism of their music? What prevents you from bringing up other topics of discussion? What dictates content on here besides the posters, i.e you?
>>73276093
Your reading comprehension needs work
>>73276115
Opeth is absolutely normie shit though
You don't hear Megadeth on your local radio station, in a bar or in walmart, but it's normie shit too and you can't deny it
>>73276159
According to who? To what? What basis do you have for this, and again, what actual criticism do you have of the music?
>>73276115
>What prevents you from bringing up other topics of discussion?
The fact that there aren't any people who want to talk about metal that isn't something everyone's heard a million times
>>73276173
If I really have to prove you that Opeth is normie-tier, there's a problem somewhere pal
>>73276159
You are everything that is wrong with heavy music.
>>73276109
>tfw my AOTYSF isn't on here
feels good man
>>73276237
No, you are for accepting garbage like Opeth regardless of it's popularity.
4chan in recent years' theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV1tXjTfIW4
>>73276191
You've heard not only everything posted in this thread a million times, but everything posted in every /metal/ thread a million times? Everybody has? That is impressive. I have nothing more to say.
>>73276268
So you don't like Opeth? That's fair enough, everyone has their own tastes.
What I object to is dismissing anything that's vaguely popular as "normie shit". This isn't supposed to be a dick-measuring contest to see who listens to the most obscure and tr00 kvlt bands.
>>73276301
where do you even come from?
>>73276268
why shouldn't I accept something just because it's popular (not the same guy, and really not an Opeth fan), I also really like bands that I know are quite obsecure and will never be "mainstream", but if something popular does not change the quality of the music
>>73276332
His mother's vagina.
>>73276357
xD
endless summer indeed
>>73276288
>posted in this thread a million times
Something being posted is not discussion, moron.
>>73276301
>>73276335
Opeth is extremely popular, I am not using that point to dismiss Opeth. I dismiss Opeth because it's bad regardless.
Can't you people read?
>>73276391
Then tell us why you dislike Opeth's music, don't just write it off as being for normies.
>>73276391
>Something being posted is not discussion
It is. That is the definition of discussion. If you wish to see input from anything besides an original post, that falls on you and anybody willing to change the course of content posted here.
Why is Opeth bad?
>>73273804
You managed half the task, congrats.
>>73276437
Posting an album cover or link and getting no replies is not discussion.
>>73276436
Opeth is fruity art rock/prog posturing as "extreme metal" for no reason.
>>73276471
You can't describe why something is musically bad in an objective way. Blackgaze is bad from a musical standpoint because it sounds bad.
Is Wolfgang Von Poserkila /ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WiwY6h34sE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aV7Vp0Q9s0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggg11xjQq0I
>>73276598
And people that like blackgaze like it because they routinely watch their wife being fucked by black men? Or something?
>>73276609
>playlist
>>73276657
No, because for them "muh feels" overrides everything else.
>>73276668
Why do you like your favorite genre?
>>73276668
What's wrong with music having lots of emotion?
>>73276683
Doesn't matter.
>>73276690
Nice strawman.
Post more of the same riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IfM6HM2rRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzC0bGCdxis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a41LCKAtCi0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjD6Bt0dTNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2HDpHBR_ag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yawsPlGK6R0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNr9y-Yb5dw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JruuMkV0gM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoS0IhI_b-Q
>>73276758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld3PWrd8sbE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjCBV6o_DSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e0VvHZMaTs
FUCKING NEIGHBOURS ARE HAVING A PARTY LOUD AS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEE
metal for this feel?
How is our clogged ear anon doing?
>>73276758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDcBKVKQizg
is Annihilator worth seeing these days?
move over, best black metal album of the 2000s coming through
>>73276836
Manowar turned up at full blast.
>>73277225
*Blocks your path*
'Heh, not bad kid, you've got potential...'
*Raises fedora to reveal piercing gaze*
'...but I can't let you leave here alive. This is my turf..."
*Unsheathes greatsword*
"...nothin' personal, kid"
>>73277285
ngl that's not my thing but it's damn good nonetheless
>>73277333
trips of trvth
>>73275817
>>73275817
most Virgin Steele albums
>>73277493
gay cover
Is there any Funeral Doom that is as good or better than Ahab's Call of the Wretched Sea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYh25wOlmj0&t=2397s
>>73277902
Is this the only funeral doom album you've listened to? Yes.
>>73277923
...maybe, shut up
I listened to this for the first time several years ago, but have been told over and over that it's a bad album to listen to for your first Funeral Doom experience because nothing else tops it, at least for a long time. I'm a sucker for dark ambient-inspired intros and interludes, though.
>>73277225
>Gorgoroth
>best anything
lel
>>73278091
t. nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABX6K6yLloQ
How do you feel about The Faceless now that they're Necrophagist/Cynic worship instead of just Necrophagist worship?
>>73278134
>How do you feel about The Faceless
I don't
>>73278150
>>73278134
The Faceless are still relevant/a thing..?
I thought they vanished into the huge saturation of overly-polished uber-technical death metal that sounds more like pretentious deathcore?
>>73278134
Who fucking still care about Faceless or tech death anymore?
Just bought these, how nu-male am I?
>>73278255
Obscura is #1 tech death
>>73278134
Stoked to see this band at Summer Slaughter. This year Summer Slaughter is gonna be the best in years
thrash>everything else
>>73278317
>technical nu-metal
t.nu-male
>>73278346
I must respectfully disagree
>>73278348
You wanna face me in chess or something else online?
>>73278293
Revocation is pretty good tbqh
>>73278432
I haven't played chess in years, but hey I guess it would be fun to play again.
>>73277673
>not gore or demons or robotic killing machines
>hurr that's gay
Off yourself
>>73278422
I must respectfully call you a nu-male
>>73278566
you're gay
>>73278571
Then I must respectfully ask you to commit sudoku
>>73278293
Revocation isn't nu-male. If anything, it's closer to -core kiddie
is nu-metal numale or chad?
>>73279005
>>73279005
Definitely chad-core.
>>73279005
absolute chad
>>73279036
>>73279069
But what about sulking teens who listened to linkin park's crawling because they got picked last in gym?
>>73279005
angsty teen
>>73279112
Literally who does this in this day and age
>>73279156
they're probably not listening to linkin park anymore but teenagers will always do that
>>73279171
ill take your word for it.
>>73279216
Teenagers! Nasty little brutes, glad I never was one!
>>73272810
Rec me some grind or pv with lots of blast beats pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhrLd-knvp4
>>73279637
>only 2 good albums
Jesus Christ anon
Get some taste
Toughts?
>>73279666
Give me some recs then you asshole.
Also out of curiosity which are the two?
how do i into grind
>>73279714
Emperor and Terrorizer, obviously
Anyway, if you're looking for high quality grind, can't go wrong with Blood
>>73279666
Trips of devil comands.
>>73279732
Terrorizer - World Downfall
>>73279732
don't bother
>>73279772
This
It's just shitty noise!
>>73279732
Pig Destroyer -- Prowler in the Yard
>>73279801
Shitty Grindcore is shitty noise, good grindcore is better death metal
>>73279747
Alright thanks anon
>>73279005
Depends on the band. Early Korn and Deftones are definitely numale. Mudvayne and the like are chad as fuck
>>73279837
>good grindcore is better death metal
Is there any good avant-garde/''experimental'' black metal that isn't nu-male crap?
>>73279929
Not with that attitude
>>73279964
Maybe start by stating what those bands are, you tool
>>73279946
*
Meant that I found 3 bands that seem to fit into this criteria
>>73279979
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say anymore. Just name the bands and what you thought of them
>>73279929
Terra Tenebrosa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gagRay7VK8
WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN IM DEAAAAAAAAAD
>>73280069
>Terra Tenebrosa
>B.A.N. but somehow more sterile, and not in a good way
Darkthrone is the best band
>>73280401
Can't disagree on that
>>73280401
sure thing, summerfag
>tfw I have never known my father and my mother refuses to tell me his name
Can I get some tunes for this feel?
I got memed into metal by Terminal Redux and I really loved it (sorry?), what should I listen to next?
>>73280574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8idRdGkI9I
>>73280577
>>73280577
Terminal Redux is good
>>73280605
This. If you love the shitty dani filth vocals on Vektor then Aspid might just do it for you, too.
>>73280401
I mean yeah they're pretty good
>>73280401
It's a duo
>>73280577
The superior Voivod worship, duh
>>73273402
The live ones.
NO ESCAPING PAIN
YOU BELONG TO ME
CLINGING ON TO LIFE
BY THE SKIN O' MY TEETH
any good nu-male repellents this year?
>>73280859
I googled "2017 death thrash metal" and this came up
It sounds pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpJrYcbQgH0
>>73280846
HELLO ME
MEET THE REAL ME
AND MY MISFIT'S WAY OF LIFE
>>73280938
>female vocals
>>73280938
really gay soloing
tfw AOTY 2016 was 110% numale repellent
What's your AOTY 2017 /metal/?
>I prefer Dio-era Black Sabbath
>>73281607
whats wrong with dio?
Stop smoking
>>73281607
>Dio
>nu-male
hi butthurt Ozzy cuck
>>73281639
I smoke marlboro you smoke cock.
>>73281665
I'll help you quit man
>>73281683
How?
https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Lykathea_Aflame/Elvenefris/7208/The_Crazy_Old_School_Music_Fan/386190
this is, huh, wow
>>73281665
>>73281683
>>73281690
get a room you two
>>73281690
Add me on kik,we can jam over voice chat too
>>73281725
If you don't look like a girl the answer is no.
>>73281693
seems like snare sound on Elvenefris is very good nu-male repellent
>>73281756
Elvenefris is nu-male metal though
>>73281693
>At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours Flawless album 100%
>>73281762
No, it's euphoric metal
>>73281773
If anything deserves 100%, it's that
>>73281734
Kinda
>>73281808
I might have messaged you on kik already then
>>73277493
Fucking this. My one of my favorite albums of the 1990s.
>>73281773
and he's not wrong
>>73281693
>>73281773
>At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours Flawless album 100%
>Slayer Hell Awaits A true masterpiece 100%
>Infester To the Depths, in Degradation One of the best death metal albums of all time 100%
nu-/mu/ core albums with perfect scores
textbook definition of a nu-male with forced taste
>>73281871
>nu-/mu/ core albums
what the fuck are you talking about
>>73281871
it's difficult for me to imagine you as anything but a buttblasted glam listener
>>73281919
I haven't listened a single glam album in my life, I'm sorry, anon, your imagination is broken
>>73281982
it's only the glam posters that are concerned that other people are listening to standard death/thrash/black records so it's not like you are that far off
>>73281982
>I haven't listened a single glam album in my life
Leave now
>>73281904
he's talking about you, nu-friend
>>73282052
Are you an actual nu-male or what?
>>73282072
>meaningless reaction image
Off yourself
>>73282116
>;_; p-please
>>73274914
Who cares? It's fun as fuck, I'm hyped on a new DF album.
>>73282116
Lovely time of year
>>73282134
haha epic bait my friend
>>73277493
Meantime was still better
@73282167
try harder
I'm sick of numale posting, I'll see you all in November. Peace out.
>>73282239
It will go away if you stop posting nu-male metal
>>73282239
This will go on like this until late February next year
>>73278134
They can't even manage to show up to their booked gigs now, was a big shitstorm about their Australian tour recently, apparently Michael Keane is a total prick
NEW THREAD: >>73282291
NEW THREAD: >>73282291
NEW THREAD: >>73282291
NEW THREAD: >>73282291
>>73282301
We're not at bump limit yet you sad premature ejaculator
>>73282316
But he has to start the thread with a nu-male meme
>>73282316
get fuct
>>73279637
Lycanthrophy
>>73282346
>cumming prematurely
anon this is an intervention
Glam is the best
>>73282375
Don't startle him, he'll frightjaculate
Can we please at least finish the thread?
>>73282239
No one will miss you anon
>>73282753
Let's keep it on page one on the hopes some pissy mod will see the other one and delete it because you can't have two generals at the same time
whatcha listening to, still alive /meal/?
>>73279005
One of the least nu-male genres, despite its name
>>73283250
>song name is Daddy
>ends with 10 minutes of a faggot crying
not numale at all
>>73282260
How do you know?
>>73283430
I study memeology