Ready for new chvrches ? falls getting close!
>>73270329
we talking NZ fall?
i cant wait for more qt pie songs from lavren
>>73270329
I want to fu*k her face until she [spoiler]cries[/spoiler] desu senpai
>>73270362
American fall.
>>73270400
i will protect lavren agaisnt degenerates like you
>>73270510
i'll *uck you too pucciboi
>>73270510
i bet justin's throatfucking her every night
>>73270556
i know tae kwan do
brandon taught me
>>73270613
Easy grasshopper.
>>73270613
what a dirty whore
>>73270885
respect lavren
or there will be consequences
>>73270613
>starving for brandon cock the picture
>>73270901
I want to spray my consequences all over her face
Finally a worthwhile thread
>>73271660
dat lil booty
:D
cutie pie
why are there so many waifu threads on /mu/? they get deleted instantly on /tv/
>>73270909
i had a dream Brandon was in a band like chvrches and was on stage smiling and nodding at me
>>73271883
lavren threads get deleted fairly often. it's hard to block out lewd thoughts
>>73271919
It's usually when people de-rail them
>>73271883
Maybe because /tv/ is terrible
>>73271919
it's safe to say lavren threads are the lwedest of all waifu threads here
>ywn hug a wet lavren
>>73270400
W-why would anyone do such a thing to her?
i'd like to eat her sweaty little bum lads
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496678321613.webm
>>73272737
join the club
how many here have dreamed about her? fess up please. i'll start the count at one
>>73271883
>waifu threads get deleted but blacked threads stay up indefinitely
Great board they have over there
her music sucks
>>73272737
she's a bad dancer but that still gave me a boner
>>73272737
What is this video?
>>73273155
she's learning to be a better performer
>>73273080
Nope.
>>73273080
i've dreamed about lavren too many times to count
>>73273155
>disfuckingnigga.jpg
>>73273302
i don't believe you mate
>>73273383
Not even once.
>>73273302
dont lie goober
>>73270329
she's so pale it's disgusting
>>73273404
you've dreamt about her at least 40 times. at LEAST
>>73273412
>>73273437
Nope.
>>73273434
she is scottish
>>73273597
i wonder how she feels about scotland going tory
>>73273530
but has she dreamed of you?
>>73273622
wonder if she voted SNP
>>73273659
i'm guessing yes
>>73273659
I don't know man, I'm not Lavren.
>>73271963
/tv/ is basically /s4s/-lite at this point
>>73273080
ehm like every day since early 2013. realistically every fifth day desu. so many times I've stained my trousers with pre-ejaculates just thinking about her for more then five minutes. you could've build a huge pool and fill it with pre-ejaculates i sheded because of this qt.
>>73273412
i imagine lauren sitting in a computer chair rubbing herself saying "BRANDON SAY SOMETHING Y-YOU BASTARD, TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO ME"
>>73271854
>literally one of the few attractive women from the UK in existence
lmao
bb doll
>>73273694
>its another brandon pretends to be cold about lavren episode
>>73274179
>thinks Brandon has to play a character all the time and can't throw his real self into the mix
>>73274225
brandon your real self loves lavren
i love lavren so much it hurts bros
>>73273682
imagine lavren bent over on all fours as that dog fucks her asshole
her little bum covered in dog slobber and her tight little asshole stretched out by its huge knot and she's just lying there whimpering like a good girl
>>73270901
disgusting armpits
>>73274665
RUH ROH
is brandon the ultimate goober?
just womdering
brando i love you bro
>>73274693
you clearly have no taste in the fine art of admiring pits
>>73274730
teach me friend
>>73274665
someone post that pasta of lauren having Brandon tied to a chair and swallowing his loads. i've always imagined brandon being thin.
>>73274756
it's not something that can be taught
I'm psyched for one of her crazy fans shooting her!
>ywn get lavren to do this
>>73274775
ok those are much nicer
>>73274787
brandon and i will protect her
>>73274766
i havent seen this one
poor lavren gobbling neet seed
>>73274832
Don't even say fucked up shit like that. Not cool.
>>73274851
>implying you wouldn't defend her sweet pussy from hordes of Islamic immigrants
>>73274851
im saying we will protect her from anything
>see lavren like this
what would u do
>>73274951
touch my butt to hers
what would she do if i did that, lads?
>>73274951
sprint at her full speed with my penis fully erect and straight out so that when I collide with her it goes right through her pants and into her tender vagine
>>73274951
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>73274951
omg
that is glorious
>>73274951
i would sensually pull down her pants, and her panties, then i would be too afraid to get an erection and make an excuse to leave and never see her again :(
>>73273682
she so tiny hnnngh
>>73274896
I never said I wouldn't.
>>73275557
post that pic of her tits
>>73270901
My dad just came in seeing me full zoomed on her armpit.
I really hope he thought it was a vagina or something like that
>>73274967
she would get you aressted
>>73275448
SAUCE!!!!!!!!!
>>73275784
he definitely did not
>>73275784
your dad's a pleb if he doesn't like armpits
>>73276101
My shower.
>>73275623
I don't have a pic of her tits, and if I did, I wouldn't share it with any of you.
>>73276269
FUCK YOU
>>73276269
FUCK YOUUUU
>>73276269
i would kung fu your fat ass so hard if you were holding out
BBdoll
>>73276495
shes so cute jesus
>>73276560
i still find it hilarious that she gave Brandon the pet name "Honeybee"
fav chvrches song?
>>73276560
>tumlbr mouth
>cute
dont think so pal
>>73276653
"night sky", "tether", "by the throat"..Looking forward to the new album and hope they do some different things.
>>73276732
>different things
like scat porn?
>>73276688
this thread is not for you friend
click on return at the bottom
>>73276732
>not keep you on my side or lies
>>73276835
You know what I'm talking about dumbass.
>>73277041
I think you're talking about lavren suckling your babby pee pee and making fun of your gelatinous body
>>73277070
Down to 225. Weights coming off bros, doing a lot of cardio. Just need to start lifting again.
>>73276653
honeybee and babydoll
that's cute
>>73277129
wow nice too bad you didn't do that ten years ago or maybe you could have had a decent life
>>73277129
fatass it's better to develop muscle from lifting now then do more cardio
muscle helps losing even more weight
>>73277173
I still can have a decent life.
>>73277204
you're going on 27, people are going to be settling down (if they haven't yet) getting set in their careers, and becoming actual adults and leaving the party years of their twenties behind. you missed out. your weight and not getting your shit together when people told you is to blame.
>>73277236
Brandon at this rate you won't be on solid ground until you're around 30, 30+
Bet you wish you would have listened huh?
>>73277236
this
>>73277204
you work in a grocery store and drive a moped, maybe you could have been attractive but not anymore
your only notable accomplishment is hilariously pissing off a celebrity
>>73277413
I don't work in a grocery store anymore.
>>73277424
where do you work then? get some education dude, at least get a decent job so you can get a russian or latina wife
>>73277424
so what, you're probably still making minimum wage
probably should have stayed there and tried to be a manager or something
>>73277470
>>73277470
No, I 'm entering an electricians apprenticeship, and getting a job as a helper. $13 an hour.
>>73277462
Wanted to go back to school, but that was in my early twenties. Not so much anymore. I've lost hope.
>>73277236
It's already happening. Should have listened, should have tried harder and done more. Can't turn back time, got to live with what I've made forever.
>>73277520
lol loser
>>73274705
l000l
>>73276688
>tumblr mouth
haven't heard that one before
>>73277520
so you've thrown your life away over nothing
great job
>>73277599
electriticions can make up to $52,180-$65,864 from what google told me. that's good money for someone who's single.
LAAAAAUUUUUURRRREEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>73278457
I like those pants. They really accentuate how she doesn't have a dick.
what would you say if lauren collaborated with claire boucher?
>>73278239
yeah sure, but brandon's gonna be single and a loser forever
>>73278457
she's so fucking CUTE
>see this thread
>*sigh*
>open thread
>ctrl + f
>B-r-a-n-d-o-n
>"yep, he's been posting in here"
>*sigh*
please stop. you're hurting everyone who loves you.
you'll regret this.
>>73276101
post the qtiest lavrens you got
>>73280115
it's so odd to know that she gave brandon a chance and he threw it away, with any good that comes his way.
I'm ready for her lips tickling my balls.
>>73280115
what a fucking cutieeeeeee
i wanna hug her
>>73280626
me too anon. i want to hug her tiny body
>>73280219
we know
>>73280740
that guy looks so smarmy
Haven't scrolled down yet but if Brandon has posted ITT I'm going to kill myself
>>73280888
>>73270650
AHHHH YOU KILLED ME YOU FUCKER
>>73278819
I don't want to be those things anymore. I want to be better,I'm sorry to everyone here, my friends, my acquaintances, and my family that I fucked up. I want to be better and I know I could have been better and I should have listened, but I'm man enough to face what I've done.
>Lauren giving me a chance
If it was real, I fucked up, but honestly she's too good for me and she deserves so much better than me.
A Sunny Day in Glasgow is soon going to take the spot and relevance that chvrches failed to keep.
>>73280920
dont do it man
>>73280953
Do what? Admit I've fucked up my life?
That aside, look forward to new chvrches early-midish fall at the most.
>>73280934
lol those guys are nobodies and have been long before chvrches ever came along
they are much better though
>>73280934
i actually like asdig, but fuck you
>>73280934
in what world
>>73280934
i love their first album and like the rest, but they will never reach chvrches levels
>>73280934
who in that band is as cute or cuter than lavren
>>73271919
INDIE TAYLOR SWIFT
Is Empty Threat the catchiest song on Every Open Eye?
>>73277413
Brandon could have left a wake of broken hearts and wet pussys in his wake. He looked like a chad when he lost that weight.
>>73281458
post prime brandon
>>73281477
if I had pics I would he was attractive.
>>73281492
the teacher in his GED class used to tease him. she was from baltimore and knew of the people he hung around up there. he said one time she hyked her skirt up sitting on a desk and winked at him and gave him a huge hug at his old job at farmers market. he told me his boss came up and said "don't fuck with married women" if that gives you any idea
>someone who worked beside him for 5 years
>>73281555
people who win the genetic lottery and then proceed to squander it by getting fat and being autistic piss me off
those genes should be given to people who would make good use of them
>>73281636
i thought he was bullshitting until it was confirmed
dude fucked up bad
>>73281636
you cant trump autism man
i also had girls call me cute and shit, but im now a regular lavrenfag on this shithole
>>73281772
it isn't autisim with him, it's his bad social anxiety that holds him back. he's getting older and there's no turning back. makes you think how much better his life could have been, just fell into bad habits and fucked it all up.
cutest human to ever live
>>73270329
I hope she finally shows her soles
>>73281790
he wouldn't even go to see his favorite band when ween personally told him tickets were still available. it's almost like he's fucking his own life up on purpose and i just can't comprehend it. i wish my fav band did something like that for me.
i gotta fuck this girl. i just gotta
>>73273080
I have. Nothing sexual, just like that weird "here's a random person in a place where they shouldn't be" type of dream.
>>73281940
are you fucking serious?
>>73282007
yeah he said his dad even offered to get him weed, beer, and to drive him to charlottesville va to see them and he declined. who the fuck would say no other than someone who wants to fuck their own shit up?
>>73282054
it's already been established that he's a self destructive dumbass, we all know.
>>73280007
BRANDON!!! JUST STOP IT!! YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM!!!
>>73282226
i just think he's just bored and lonely. i don't think any of this really has to do with lavren
>>73278882
>>73278882
>people loving Brandon
LOL I bet even lavren herself would like to shove him i front of a bus, no one cares about him.
>>73282347
he's admitted he's crushing on her but means no harm. makes me wonder if he was a better man if he could have pulled her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph9NQ8ASmX4
>>73282226
I haven't been to bed yet, but I'll be fine, and everyone else will be fine. I promise.
This thread still exists?
>>73282295
>>73282347
>>73282446
YOU DO NOT GET IT!!! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS NOW. YOU ARE A SICK MAN!!!
>>73278457
EEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>73270329
She sucked my dick before a show
>>73284129
Details pls
>>73283889
I'm alright.
I'd just like to have some Lavren threads without it turning to be a Brandon thread.
>>73284839
it's everyones fault
he's the last somewhat entertaining trip left
>>73284839
have a lav
>>73284920