how do we stop him?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/lord-buckethead/

You cant.

>>73264987
this

he will win maidstone in october

>>73264986
send him to the chicken fair

>>73264986
since buckets parents died the constant stream of pikes are the only thing keeping him together
:(

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>>73264986

have him face Viper in an album making contest

>>73264987
lmao

Nothing he's the destroyer of Earth, much stronger than Rodan

Someone should tell him that nobody gives a fuck how many albums he can put out. Nobody has time to listen to that shit.

Actually take some time and make something worthwhile. Enough with the explosive diarrhea of albums.

>>73264986
someone should pull a zzztentacion on him

>>73265235
Everything he puts out is good.

>>73265949
Knock him out? He's a big guy.

>>73264987
his final form... or is it?

>>73265949
the nigga would break his wrist, buckethead is actually a robot

>>73265235
i've actually listened to absolutely everything he has put out, and while it's nothing groundbreaking, there's also nothing that is actually bad. it's just fun guitar wankery

>>73266989
What is his best album, and why is it Population Override?

>>73267038
because population override is his magnum opus

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>>73267062
DING DING Tell him what he's won, Johnny.

>>73265235
I have listened to every single Pike album he's made. What's your story?

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>a human being actually wrote this song
Is Buckethead even real? How does he do it? No other guitarist is even close to the beauty and emotion he conveys. He pours out his soul into his music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQfSMBhcEng

>>73267875
this is the most generic thing i've ever heard. congrats on the shit taste.

>>73267875
he's not human, he's a robot. haven't you seen his moves?

>>73267980
Says the guy that probably wanks the Am pentatonic scale to hell and back to sound bloozey.

>>73266835
... for me

>>73268039
yeah, sure. whatever you say.

>>73266701
Doesn't mean there isn't too much of it. If he took his time and actuality put some thought into his work he'd put out something incredible

>>73267875
this sounds like the background music to a tychoon/city builder sim

listen to virtuoso music that is actually good like weather report or king crimson

>>73268262
He records the albums in jam sessions and treats them as such. He's not going for master craftsmanship with them, but spur of the moment creativity.

>>73268507
that explains why his music is so shit. thanks.

>>73264986

Why does he have a bucket on his head?

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>people think pike just random jam sessions and noodling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v7NO3iKFYM